mougebujiabandeyewan,wozaozaojiushuile。
shuixinghouwofaxian,wobianchengleyizhimao。
bianchengmaobukepa,kepadeshibianchengsiduitoudemao。
erqiezheisiduitou,haoxianganlianwo?
danzheisiduitouyifuzaosideyang,rangwohenhaipaa。
(1)
ruguowoyouzui,yinggairangleipisiwo,huozherangguaishoubawozhuazou,erbushi……woduizhezijizheishuangmoshengdemaozhuaxianrulechensi。
womingmingchenzhebuyongjiabanzaozaojiushuile,weishenmehuibianchengmao,yinweiwomeijiaban?!
不能这么离谱吧?
haimeidengwoxiangtong,xuanguanchuturanchuanlaikaimensheng,woganjinpaqilai,dahuazhepaoguoqu,haojiahuo,zheifangzizhongyuyouqitahuorenle。
wociliujiuhuadaoneirendejiaoxia,kanzheixiezheixizhuangku,shigenande,henhao,rangwolaikankanshibushigeshuaige。
woxiangyaotuihoudiankanzheirenyangzide,jieguojiubeirenlinqilaile。
aaaaa,wokonggaoa!
wogangxianghanjiukanjianleyizhangfangdadelian,suishuomaomishilibuhao,danwojueduibukenengbazheirenrencuode!jiusuanbawozijirencuodoubuhuibatarencuode!
(2)
wofenlizhengzha,zhongyucongtashoushangtaotuo。
taxianranhenzhenjing,“maqiu?”
zheixialundaowozhenjingle,maqiu?sheitamajiyizhiyanzhinitiandeyinjiancengqumingjiaomaqiua!
我愤怒地朝他呲牙。
danxianranyidianweishelidoumeiyou,yinweiyuxingyangzheige**haitebiezidedishuo:“nijiubiexianqizheigemingzile,nidouxianqiyinianle,youyongma?”
yuxingyanghuanshangtuoxie,jianxixidichaozhewoxiao:“meiyong。”
woyinggaishengqide,danbingmeiyou,yinweitazheizhongjianyangwojianduole。
yuxingyang,woyishengzhongdesudi。
shangxueqiangwojiangxuejin,shangbanqiangwodanzi,woyutadechousantiansanyedoujiangbuqing。
yushiwoshuailetayigegaoguidebaiyan,huiwosikaowozheiduanzanyoubeicandemaosheng。
haimeidengwosikaochulai,zheihuojiuchuanzheshuiyibawojilaoqilai。
wohailaibujiganshouzhegangcaiyipengerguodexiongjidanxing,tajiunieqiwodemaozhua,yuzhongxinzhangdishuo:“yuxiaoqiu,nikebunengxuenima,wangenfuyi。”
(3)
喵?
nizheihuluanqumingdexiguannengbunenggaigai?
budui,tama?yuxingyangyounvpengyou?wozabuzhidao?
woxianrulechensi,kaishipaichayuxingyangshenbiandekeyirenwu。
dengwohuiguoshenlai,yuxingyangyijingkaishiximaole。
jiu……ximaohenzhengchang,woyeaiximao。
danbuzhengchangdeshi,woxianzaishimao。
lunbeisiduitoudangmaolaixishishenmeganjue?
不敢动的感觉。
youqitadehoujiehaizaiwomianqianhuanglaihuangqu,huangdewoneichenfengyijiudejiyiyekaishifusu。
xushiwojiangyingdeshenzizhongyubeitafaxian,tajiangwofangzaixigai,kaishijiwoshunmao。
“maxiaoqiu,nijinwanbuduijinga,shuo,nidexinshibushibeiwaimianneixieyemaogouzoule?”
“……”
youkeneng,bijingwoyeshigangchengweinidemao。
“nimayijinggoumeiliangxinle,nikebunengyerangwoshangxinlea。”
dongle,zheirenjinwanshouqingshangle,jietifahuini。
(4)
luwanmao,yuxingyangcongshafashangqishendeshihouturanhuanglehuang,shouyebuzijueruanlexialai,hedewoganjinbaozhutadeshou。
**?shenmeqingkuang?wozhenjingdiwangzheta。
danyuxingyangyeshiyifubujiedeyangzi,“zenmehuishi?wodixuetangyoufanle?”
wosongleyikouqi,dage,nidixuetangjiuquchifanchitanga,zheimeherenganma。
yuxingyangbawofanghuimaowojiuhuifangle,kanyangzishizhunbeishuijuele。
jieguomeiguoduojiutayoucongfanglichulai,zaicibawolaoqilai,zuilihaishuo:“qiua,babawojintianyoudianhaipa,zanyeliangshuiha。”
球个鬼,爷不陪睡!
wofenlizhengzha,ranerzhengzhawuxiao,wohaishibeitasaijintadebeiwo。
shuoshihua,zheihaishiwodiyicigenmoshengnanxingshuiyizhangchuang,jinzhangma?
bujinzhang,woshizhimaowojinzhanggeqiu。
danwowanwanmeixiangdao,wojiusuanbianchengmaole,yetaobuguobanyebeiyuxingyangzheige**hexingdemingyun。