第1章 不加班就变猫(1257字)

mougebujiabandeyewan,wozaozaojiushuile。

shuixinghouwofaxian,wobianchengleyizhimao。

bianchengmaobukepa,kepadeshibianchengsiduitoudemao。

erqiezheisiduitou,haoxianganlianwo?

danzheisiduitouyifuzaosideyang,rangwohenhaipaa。

(1)

ruguowoyouzui,yinggairangleipisiwo,huozherangguaishoubawozhuazou,erbushi……woduizhezijizheishuangmoshengdemaozhuaxianrulechensi。

womingmingchenzhebuyongjiabanzaozaojiushuile,weishenmehuibianchengmao,yinweiwomeijiaban?!

不能这么离谱吧?

haimeidengwoxiangtong,xuanguanchuturanchuanlaikaimensheng,woganjinpaqilai,dahuazhepaoguoqu,haojiahuo,zheifangzizhongyuyouqitahuorenle。

wociliujiuhuadaoneirendejiaoxia,kanzheixiezheixizhuangku,shigenande,henhao,rangwolaikankanshibushigeshuaige。

woxiangyaotuihoudiankanzheirenyangzide,jieguojiubeirenlinqilaile。

aaaaa,wokonggaoa!

wogangxianghanjiukanjianleyizhangfangdadelian,suishuomaomishilibuhao,danwojueduibukenengbazheirenrencuode!jiusuanbawozijirencuodoubuhuibatarencuode!

(2)

wofenlizhengzha,zhongyucongtashoushangtaotuo。

taxianranhenzhenjing,“maqiu?”

zheixialundaowozhenjingle,maqiu?sheitamajiyizhiyanzhinitiandeyinjiancengqumingjiaomaqiua!

我愤怒地朝他呲牙。

danxianranyidianweishelidoumeiyou,yinweiyuxingyangzheige**haitebiezidedishuo:“nijiubiexianqizheigemingzile,nidouxianqiyinianle,youyongma?”

yuxingyanghuanshangtuoxie,jianxixidichaozhewoxiao:“meiyong。”

woyinggaishengqide,danbingmeiyou,yinweitazheizhongjianyangwojianduole。

yuxingyang,woyishengzhongdesudi。

shangxueqiangwojiangxuejin,shangbanqiangwodanzi,woyutadechousantiansanyedoujiangbuqing。

yushiwoshuailetayigegaoguidebaiyan,huiwosikaowozheiduanzanyoubeicandemaosheng。

haimeidengwosikaochulai,zheihuojiuchuanzheshuiyibawojilaoqilai。

wohailaibujiganshouzhegangcaiyipengerguodexiongjidanxing,tajiunieqiwodemaozhua,yuzhongxinzhangdishuo:“yuxiaoqiu,nikebunengxuenima,wangenfuyi。”

(3)

喵?

nizheihuluanqumingdexiguannengbunenggaigai?

budui,tama?yuxingyangyounvpengyou?wozabuzhidao?

woxianrulechensi,kaishipaichayuxingyangshenbiandekeyirenwu。

dengwohuiguoshenlai,yuxingyangyijingkaishiximaole。

jiu……ximaohenzhengchang,woyeaiximao。

danbuzhengchangdeshi,woxianzaishimao。

lunbeisiduitoudangmaolaixishishenmeganjue?

不敢动的感觉。

youqitadehoujiehaizaiwomianqianhuanglaihuangqu,huangdewoneichenfengyijiudejiyiyekaishifusu。

xushiwojiangyingdeshenzizhongyubeitafaxian,tajiangwofangzaixigai,kaishijiwoshunmao。

“maxiaoqiu,nijinwanbuduijinga,shuo,nidexinshibushibeiwaimianneixieyemaogouzoule?”

“……”

youkeneng,bijingwoyeshigangchengweinidemao。

“nimayijinggoumeiliangxinle,nikebunengyerangwoshangxinlea。”

dongle,zheirenjinwanshouqingshangle,jietifahuini。

(4)

luwanmao,yuxingyangcongshafashangqishendeshihouturanhuanglehuang,shouyebuzijueruanlexialai,hedewoganjinbaozhutadeshou。

**?shenmeqingkuang?wozhenjingdiwangzheta。

danyuxingyangyeshiyifubujiedeyangzi,“zenmehuishi?wodixuetangyoufanle?”

wosongleyikouqi,dage,nidixuetangjiuquchifanchitanga,zheimeherenganma。

yuxingyangbawofanghuimaowojiuhuifangle,kanyangzishizhunbeishuijuele。

jieguomeiguoduojiutayoucongfanglichulai,zaicibawolaoqilai,zuilihaishuo:“qiua,babawojintianyoudianhaipa,zanyeliangshuiha。”

球个鬼,爷不陪睡!

wofenlizhengzha,ranerzhengzhawuxiao,wohaishibeitasaijintadebeiwo。

shuoshihua,zheihaishiwodiyicigenmoshengnanxingshuiyizhangchuang,jinzhangma?

bujinzhang,woshizhimaowojinzhanggeqiu。

danwowanwanmeixiangdao,wojiusuanbianchengmaole,yetaobuguobanyebeiyuxingyangzheige**hexingdemingyun。