第1章 我的兄弟是神仙

“haoxiongdi,daoxiabianquleduobaozhong!”

“jidegaiyixianigaolengdemaobing,genyinchaxiaoguigaohaoguanxi,yanwangyeneiernengdashangxianjiuyidingyaodashang,chaoliyourenhaozuoguanma。”

qinyushuangshouheshi,yilianqianchengdisuisuinian。

mianqiandecaisexiangkuangnei,haoyouzhaojianliezhezui,xiaodemeixinmeifei。

sangenzhonghua1916guiguijujudilizaizhuoshang,maozheniaoniaoqingyan。

yizhouqian,zhaojiancongxuexiaodinglouyiyueerxia。

suiranxiaoxijingguoyanmifengsuo,danshizheiqibinda“xiaocaotiaoloushijian”haishinaodefeifeiyangyang。

zhaojianrenhenshuai,erqierenyelimao,jierendaiwurumuchunfeng,zaixuexiaojihushiwanzhongzhumudecunzai,zhuitadenvsheng,zugoubianchengjigejiaqianglian。

quebuxiang,yuanbenmeihaoderensheng,jiaranerzhi。

死亡,终结了一切。

“weishenmehuixuanzezheimejiliedefangshi?shizhuinidenvhaitaiduo,yalitaida?”

“haishiciciquanxiaodiyi,gaochubushenghan?”

“nikeyijiwoqingsu,rangwotinifendana。”

qinyunannandao,yankuangyouxieshirun。

turan,zhuoshangdeshoujiwuwuzhendongqilai。

muguangluozaipingmushang,qinyudunshilianseyileng。

消息是赵健发来的。

yigeguoshideren,juranjizijifaxiaoxile,zhennimagaoxiao。

takeshiqinzisuojianzhaojiandeshoujifangjingongmule,buyongshuo,shoujikendingbeidaomuzeitouzoule。

xianzaidexiaotoudouzheimemeidixiandema?

连死人都不放过!

shouzhijiangyingdihuaguopingmu,qinyudiankaixiaoxikuangdexiaoshipin,shipinzhiyoujimiaozhong,zhenghaoshizhaojiancongloudingyiyueerxiadejimiaozhong。

qinyunaodaiyixiazijiuzhale。

taheizheliankuanganzimujian:“nishishei,daoyongwosiquhaoyoudeshouji,zhei,buheshiba。”

zhaojian:“shiwo,zhaojian。”

“daoyongshouji,haifasizheshengqiandeshipin,nihaiyoumeiyouliangzhi?”qinyujihushiyaoyaqiechi。

zhaojian:“zheigexialuodezishi,shibushihenpiaoyi?”

飘你妈!

qinyulianseyinchen,yiquanzazaizhuoshang。

tajueburongxu,haoyouqushihouhaibeirucixiedu!

baojing,dui,bixubaojing。

tajuedingyibiangen“zhaojian”liaotian,wenzhuduifang,yibianqubaojing。

buguo,niantouhaimeizhuanwan,“zhaojian”falaileshipinqingqiu。

hei,juranhaimingmuzhangdan!

qinyuhaobuyouyudianlejieting,xiaotoudouzheimexiaozhang,taqinyuhuibixiaotouhaisong?

shipinyijietong,qinyumanchadianjiurengleshouji。

shipinzhongderen,jingranhezhaojianzhangdeyimoyiyang,jianzhibishuangbaotaihaixiangshuangbaotai。

zhaojian:“jingbujingxi,yibuyiwai?”

lianshengyindouyimoyiyang,gaoleng,danshijianjiande。

ershiyishiji,lianpianzidoutemejinhuale。

qinyuyanjiaokuangchou,heizhelianhuifu:“woshuopengyou,nidepsjishutingbucuoa,huantouhuandemeiyourenhepozhan。buguo,niyiweihuanzhanglianjiunengpiandaowo,huanzhanglianqiaobiluohaishiqiaobiluo。”

bieguanduifangzenmezheteng,qinyudoubuhuixiangxin。

越像越值得怀疑。

haodaitajingliguojiunianyiwudesaomang,yijingchengzhangweixiangxinkexueyuanlimixindeshehuizhuyihaoqingnian。

zhaojianyizhenwuyu,tanshoudao:“wohaizhidaonigeguo……”

qinyumeitouyicu,ganjueyouxiebudui。

turantahuoshao**yiyangtiaoleqilai,baishoudao:“xinlexinle,xiongdiwoxinnile。nizhenshizhaojiana,xiaojianer,nibushisileme?”

quniandi,tazuoleyigehuanqiebaopidexiaoshoushu。

chulezhaojian,zheishiersheiyebuzhidao。

kanlaiduifangguozhenshirujiabaohuandezhaojianle。

zhishi,tazenmejiuhuoguolaile?

zhaojian:“meishizhuangshenmeshenchen,zhuangshenmelixing?feiyaobiwoshuochunideqiushishiba?”

qinyu:“gunnide,kuaishuoshizenmehuishiba,nizenmeyouhuole?”

zhaojian:“wozhishichuanyueleeryi,xianzaizailingyigeweimian,nikeyijiaowozhaodaxian。”

qinyu:“zheimeniudema,xudaxian,ganwenxianxianghechu?”

zhaojianlianseyoudianga,zhiwudao:“womuqianhaizhishixiaxian,guandedifangbijiaoxiao,e,chengdongdetudimiaonizhidaoba?”

qinyumeitouyidong:“nishuodeshineigeniaobulashidedifanga,budui,niaoshihaishitingduode,shangciwomenquguode。wohaiyiweidangshenxianyouduoniubaini。”

赵健凤眼含煞。

haorongyipingfucailai,madao:“si**,nengbunenghaohaoershuohua,haodaiwoyeshixiaxianyimei,zuidishouyuandouyou200sui,muqianzhishizaijicengduanlianduanlianeryi。”

qinyuxingzhiqueque,fuyanditailetaiyanpi:“haolihai。”

buguotadebiaoqing,fenmingxiezhe“shenxianyebuguorucima”deyangzi。

zhaojianqideyayangyang,henbunengyibaniesiqinyu。

yaoshizijimeiyousuoqiu,tazaojiuguaduanshipinle,jianzhiyimiaozhongdoubuxiangduokanqinyuyiyan。

忍!

再忍!

再……也忍不住了!

zhaojiandaheyisheng:“qinyu,buxuxiao。budaizheimeqifurende,tudiyeyeshixian!”

qinyuqiangrenxiaoyi,guzuoyansu:“ng,xiongdiwomingbai。”

shuowan,zhijiepogong,“puchi”yisheng,xiaodedidongshanyao。

zhaojianlianshangchichenghonglvqinglanzihuanleyiquan,henhenbuyi,yushuohaixiu。

“xiaojianer,gaosuge,niyoushenmeyiyuanweileba。”

秦宇终于止住笑。

huanzaipingshi,beijiduijici,zhaojianzaojiuguashipinle。

今天简直不正常。

“yemeishenme……”zhaojiandao。

qinyuyeyudao:“jiranmeishenmeshi,neihuitouliao。”

zhaojianxufajiezhang:“manzhe,wozheierxiaomiaomeishenmerenqi,nidebangxiongdimang,bamiaolidexianghuogaoqilai,buranwozhinengyizhizaijicengduanlianle。”

原来如此。

qinyupaizhexiongfudabaopiao:“fangxin,baozaiwoshenshangle。”

说完不禁皱眉。

suikoudayingdaoshijiandan,danshirangyigemenkeluoquedetudimiaoxianghuowangqilai,zheikebushiyijianrongyideshi。

xiangdaozheier,tashitanzhewen:“haodainiyeshishenxian,jiumeiyounadechushoudefulime?”

zheiyitixing,zhaojianlimapaipainaodaidao:“xiangqilaile,wozheieryoujibenshu,niyaoshinengcantou,shuobudingjiunengbangshangwo。”

shuozhebuzhidaocongnaermochuliangbenshu,zhaozheqinyurengleguolai。

zheitemeyaoshinengnengrengguolai,wogennixing!

秦宇撇撇嘴。

xiayiketachedishayan,neiliangbenshujuranzhendechuantoupingmu,feilechulai。

qinyuganjinxiayishiduobi,shunbianbadaozuibiande“**”lianggezitunlehuiqu。

jianzhishi**luodidaliana!

buguo,qinyuzheicimeiyoujiujiebeidaliandeshi,ershijihouhoudikanxiangshudefeiye。

《xianyizhinan》《fengshuiyinyangshouce》。

这是什么鬼?

指南?

手册?

xianzaideshenxiandouzheimejiediqideme?

qidaiganzhijiecongyibaijiangdaoling。

ruguobushishuyeshangdandandejinguang,tazhijiejiubataguiweidaobanle。

buguo,bishiguibishi,tahaishizhenerzhongzhidibaliangbenshu……yazaipaomianheshang。

yihoupaomian,zhongyubuyongdaochuzhaodongxile。

zhaojianshoupengxinzang,wanruxizipengxin,jihuyaotuxueerwang,zheishitadequanbujiachana。

“xiaojianer,haiyoumeiyouhaodongxi,yiqirengchulaia。”

qinyuyidianyansedoumeiyou,jianxixidixiaozhe。

zhaojianfanzhebaiyandao:“wocairuzhi,zheishiwodequanbujiadile。dengtudimiaoxianghuowangshengle,huiyoubannianjiang,daoshihoushaobulenide。”

ranhou,quantoujinwo,ehenhendidao:“nikebieqiaobuqizheiliangbenshu,cantoushangmiandeneirong,shijieshangdeyinanzazheng,jibenshangshoudaobingchu。fengshuiguaixiang,yekeyiqingsongjiejue。”

秦宇点头如捣蒜。

suijiruoyousuosidao:“buruduozhaoyixieyouqianyoushidedalao,nifuzebatagaobing,wofuzezhihao,rangtadaotudimiaohaiyuan,yilaierqu,nineierdexianghuokendingwangqilai。”

zhaojianmeimouyidong:“nitixingwole,haiyouyigegenghaodebanfa,buguonixiandecantouzheiliangbenshu,ranhoulaimiaolizhaowo。”

“lingwai,haiyaogaosuniyijianshi,sunzihanta……”

tingdao“sunzihan”,qinyumashangyanjingyiliang。

qiazaicishi,shipinturanguaduan。

什么鬼。

qinyulimahuiboguoqu,neibianquemeiyourenhefanying,kanlaizhinengduifangdanfangmiandilianxizijicaicheng。

这个**!

buzhidaobenshaozuirenshoubulecaimidea,haiyicixingliuleliang。