我一听，头都大了。
nimenbushishanglianghaodeba，youshisantiao？
dandaolezheibu，woyemeidexuanle，yuanbuyuanyiyedetingzhe。
yushi，wogongjingdeshuodao：“ninshuo。”
daoshiqingqingsangzi，shuodao：“guijutaiduole，bushijijuhuanengshuoqingchude，wanshangyoushijianle，woyunixijiang。”
popozaipangbianminlexiazuijiao，xiaoleyixia，shuodao：“xingle，renjiaojinile，nijizhunishuodehua，wojiuzoule。”
shuowan，popohuitoulazhewodeshou，sihuyouxiebushe，shuodao：“haizi，zheibeizizanniangliangxingxujiuzheijitiandeyuanfen，popojinisongdaozhei，yesuanshiwukuiyuxinle，ni、haoziweizhiba，baozhong。”
popodeyifanhuashuodewoxinliwuweizachen，benshisubuxiangshidemoshengren，xianqianxiangjinbanfabangwo，rujinyoujulilizhengdejiwozhenggebaomingdedifang，xianzaiwoanwenle，talaorenjiayouyaozoule，shuohaotingle，shirenjiagongchengshentui，shuobuhaotingde，jiushibaibaizhanlerenjiabianyi。
xiangdaozhei，woxixiayisong，sangexiangtoukedishang，dashengdeshuodao：“xieguopopojiumingzhien！”
popoyibazhuaiqiwo，zuilibuduanshuozhe：“haohaizi，haohaizi。”
popomashangyaochumen，huiguotou，naqichawan，yiyinerjin，shuodao：“ng，zheicha，tian，laopozizoule，biesongle。”
xiyangxixia，riguangjianduan，yuhuixia，popodexiaosuibukanqilaibingbuchili，faneryouyizhongqingsongdeganjue，zhongyu，yingziyuelayuezhang，renyingyuelaiyuexiao，zhongyu，popoxiaoshizaishiyedangzhong。
daoshihuitoukanzhewo，shuodao：“xinzhonghuoyoubushe，danrenshengyishibushe，bushezhongzhong，zhongzhongbude。”
yijuyunliwulideyeyubawolahuixianshidangzhong，daozhangshiyiwozuodaoweizhishang。
daozhangbiancongtoukaishishuoqi：“woni，daohaomuyunzi，yeyourenchengwomuyunzhenren，nini，yihoujiuzaiwomenxiale。”
woyonglidediandiantou，shuodao：“neiwoshibushidejininkegetoushade？”
muyunzilvejiasisuodishuodao：“zheishizanqiebubi，rihouzaishuo，nizaizheilini，youhenduoshixiong，nishizuixiaode，xianzairuleqingjingmen，jiuyaoyouguiju。”
mingdouzairenjiashoulile，renjiashuoshadoudeting，wolianmangdiantou，shuodao：“ngng，ninfangxin，guijuwoyidingzunshou。”
muyunziqingqingdiandiantou，shuodao：“woxianyaojiaonixiejibendelijie，nizaiwaimianni，huiyujiantongxiu，yujiannanxiuyaojiaoqiandao，yujiannvxiu，jiaokundao；tangruoyujianshenxiang，nanshenxiangchengtianzun，nvshenxiangweiyuanjun，kedong？”
“dongdongdong，ninjixu。”
woxinlianzichuaice，yigechenghujiuyouzheimeduojiaofa，zheiguijuyetaidale。
“不要溜号！”
yishenglihedazhulewodexiangfa，woganmangshihouzhuxinshen。
muyunzijixushuodao：“haiyouzuijibendeliyi，shenchuliangzhishou，zuoshouzaishang，youshouwozhuzuoshoudamuzhi，youshoudeshizhihemuzhiqiazhuzuoshoudeziwei，ranhouzuoshoumuzhiqiazhongzhizhijianchu。”
wozheishouyeshibendekeyi，nongdebantian，yemeiqiamingbai，muyunzizhihaoshoubashoudejiaowo，bianjiaobianshuo：“zheijiaoziwulianhuanjue，jiandaotongxiudeshihouyongde，dazuodeshihou，keyibangniqujingbixie。”
wozijiyouchangshilejici，zhongyunongmingbaidianle，yushiwowendao：“neisha，woyihoujiujiaonishifule？”
muyunzilveyousuosidexiangxiang，shuodao：“jiaodaoshixing，danshi，shishifu，danrenpangdefu，bushifuqindefu，wodanbuqi。”
woxiangleyixia，xinxiang：“wusuowei，fanzhengjiaochulaidouyiyang，xiangdaozhei，tongtongkuaikuaidehanchuyishengshifu。
muyunziyediantouhuiyinglewo。
wohuranxiangqilaixiawushuodejielvsantiao，bianwendao：“shifu，nixiawushuodejielvshi？”
shifubujinbumandeshuodao：“houerjishenme？gennishuole，nimeigedoubixuzunshou，fouzewoyebaobuleni。”
ai，woxinliyeshiyizhenwunai，youshizheigeqiaoduan。
shifushuodao：“diyigeni，nichumenzouludeshihou，yaofanchuanxie。diergeni，meitianwanshangshuijueqian，zijiqumenjianxiamiankoudiantu，yongshuihechengni，shuijuezhiqianhuzaiyanjingshang，zuihouyige，ng，nidechangniandaixiaodai。”
ruguoshuoqianmianlianggejielvshiqipa，neizuihouyigejiushijingweitianrenle，sheijiameishidaigexiaodaichumen？
shifuqingqingdehanlewoyisheng：“aiai，bielengshena，jizhumei？”
woyixiataiqitou，huangluandeshuodao：“aa，jizhule，jiushi，disantiao……”
shifudadalieliedeyixiao，shuodao：“hai！fanzhengnijialiyejiunizijile，xiaodaizheigedongxi，nijiubiejihuile，genghekuang，xiudaozhiren，duishengsizheidongxi，kandedouhenqing。”
woyixunsiyeshi，haoxiangyeyoudiandaoli。suanle，goumingyaojin，xianbaomingba，jiubiezheimeduojiangjiule。
danwoyouyixiang，zheiqipaguiding，yetairangrennanshoule，shenmeshihoushigetoua？
yushi，woyouwenleyizui：“shifu，zheisantiao，deshenmeshihounengjieshua？”
shifumomingdexiaoleqilai：“nizheixiaozixinhaizhenda，haixunsijieshuni？yinguozheigedongxiba，lunhuiduojiubuhaoshuo，danshinengquedingdeshi，nizheibeizibusi，zheishibusuanwan。”
woxinlidaochouyikouliangqi，zheishituotuodeyaokaosiwoa。
shifusihuyekanchulaiwodexinsi，qingshengtanlekouqi，shuodao：“minga，sheiyeshuobuqing，nijiushitanshangzheishile，nibuqingyuanyounengzade？”
“shifu，yiqiantingrenshuonitiangaimingzheishishizhendema？”
wonaoziyichou，wenlezheimejuhua，nazhidaoshifuquehenrenzhendehuida：“shizhendea。”
woqu，fangfozhuazhuyigenjiumingdaocao，lianmangwendao：“shifu，nishashihoubangwogaigaimingba，wotiantianhuodetixindiaodande。”
shifubujinbumandeshuodao：“daidaoweishimingdengxianbangzhishiba。”
嗯？
这是啥意思？
zhengxiangzhe，shifuduizhewohounaoshaojiushiyibazhang，shuodao：“nishaotingneixiehushuobadaode，haigaiming，nayouzheihaoshi，congmingtiankaishi，genwoyiqizuozaowanke。”
shuozhe，shifucongzhuozixiamiannachuyiben《qingjingjing》，shuodao：“zheishiwanjingzhishou，yeshirumengongke，meishideshihoubiexiaxiang，duokankanshu。”shuozhe，shifujiuyaozou。
“shifu，shifu，haiyougeshi。”wohuranxiangqilaiyixiewenti。
shifuyihuitou，shuodao：“ng？shenmeshi？”
“shifu，woyoumeiyoudaohaoa……”
zheiyijuhua，tingdeshifupuchijiuxiaole，shuodao：“haijizijixiangdetingquandeni，yougedaohaoyehao，sanqingdizi，bushisheidounengdongde。”
shuowan，shifumuguangkanzheyuanfang，shuodao：“shanjiruding，dulongdunxing，jiujiaonishanjiba。”
“禅寂子。”
wozijixiaoshengdenianzhe，shifuchouchouwo，shuodao：“nifengleba，chushiyihoucainengjiaozi，niganjinkanshuqu，kunlejiushuijue，jiuxianshuiwokefangba。”
shuowan，shifupielewoyiyan，shuaishuaixiuzi，kuobulikaile。
shifuzoulehou，wozijizuozaiyizishang，xiangzhefashengdeshi，shibushiwobusi，zheishizhendemeiwan？diesile，yeyeyesile，shengxiawozheimegedumiao，yeyaoganjinshajue。
yixiangdaozhei，wonaozitengdelihai。tiantiantixindiaodandehuozhe，buyidingshenmeshihoumingjiumeile，shangbeiziganshale，zheibeizinongzheimegexiachang。
zixiyixiang，xingxulaotianjiwoliugeyixianshengji，zaidaoguanli，meizhunzhenjiubaozhumingle，genghekuang，woxianzaiyoujiabuganhui，yemeigeqinren，zaizheihaodaihainenghunkoufanchi。
xiangdaozhei，wozijidouxiaole，doushenmeshihoule，haixunsichifandeshi，suanle，renma，huogexintai，huogelehe，xiaoxiaotinghao。
wonaqishoubiande《qingjingjing》“laojunyue：dadaowuxing，shengyutiandi；dadaowuqing，yunxingriyue……”
meikanjiju，yanpizijiukaishiwangyiqipao，zheinashi《qingjingjing》，zheibushianmianjingma？
mimihuhudeshuileguoqu，kanjianyigejianlianlaotaitai，zuilifachugansedexiaosheng，laotaitaiyibuyibudexiangwozoulai，pazaiwoerbianshuodao：“guaihaier，chachawolianshangyouduoshaozhea？