第1章 葬礼庆祝的穿越

di1zhangzangliqingzhudechuanyue

“ke,kexia,xiaoshaoyesuiranrenbeibidian,**dian,keshiduiwomenhaihaoa,zenmejiujingmaijuduanni......”

“shia,jingmaijuduana,neibujiuchengfeiwule。......”

“dangnianxiaoshaoyedexiuliantianfu,biqidashaoyelaiyeyaoqiangshangjifena,juranchengleyigefeiren…”

“......”

zhouweidetanxitongqing,sihudoumeiyingxiangyigeshaonian。yifenglianshangyijiuguazheyisixiemeidexiaorong,chunjiaogoulechuyimohudu,neishuangmingliangdemouzimanshiwanshibugong。

wunianyiqian,jingmaijuduandetazaisuoyourenbukeyisiyidemuguangzhonghuolexialai,keshiquebeipochengweiyigefeiwu。yigeyizouchuqu,jiuhuibeirentuoqidefeiwu。

keshi,tianwujuerenzhilu,xiridefeiwuyijingbuzaishifeiwu,tazhengzhengxiaoshilewunian,wuniandechengzhang,rangtayouzheaoqiheziben,feirendechenghu,tabuxiezaibianjie。

yifengchuanyuedaozheipiandaluyijingqinian,jinglidetaiduo,xiexuxianhua,zaoyijingbufangzaixinshangle。

meicuo,yifengjiushichuanyueerlaide。

yifengzenmeyexiangbudao,yiqunhupenggouyouchenzhejiuxing,sihuoyaonaodongfang,yigegetouruxinlangxinniangdexinfang,shenweibanlangdeyifeng,dangranshoudangqichong。

keshineilixiangdao,gangchuangruxinlangxinjudeyifeng,jiubeidianxianbandao,cheduandedianxiandazaijiuyimihudeyifengshenshang。meiyoutengtong,yemeinengjiandaoshangdi,quebeitapaoqidaozheiguiyideshijie。

yifengyiduhuaiyi,shangdinei**,shibushipatalaopobeigouyinerzou,zheicaibatapaodaozheishijielai。

yidingshizheigeyuanyin,wozhangzheimeshuai,maigaodeshangdiyidingshidanxinle。yifengxiangleliangjiu,zhinengzhaodaozheigeyuanyin,takuxiaodeyaoyaotou,henwunaideshuodao:“laorenjiashuodemeicuo,daraorenjiachunxiaoyike,huizaoleipi,keshi,yebunengpiwoyigerena......”

“xiongdia。woyizhishuo:youjihui,woyidingyaosongfendalijinidediercihunli。e......jinguanwoshidazhenibuhuiyoudiercidehunlidezhuyi。keshi,zheidaliquetiqiansonglaile,yade,laoziyongzijidesanglijiniqingzhuhunli,sheiyouzheimeniu!”

xiangdaozheili,yifenglianshangyouguashangyisixiemeidexiaorong,chuanyuedaozheiliqishiyebingbushimeiyouhaochu,qimakaishishijiunianqinglexuduo,jishiyijingkuaiqinianle,kanqilaihaishiyigeqingseshaonian。

qinianqiangangchuanyuedaozheilideshihou,yifengyuanlaiyiweizijidaolemougeguchaodai,danshijianjiandeqingchu,zheigeshijiebutongyutasuolejiederenheyigechaodai。

zheishiyigequanxindeshijie,jiaoqilandalu。zheishiwuzhedeshijie,jinguanzheishijieyeyourenbeichengzuoshizhe,huazhe,wuzhe,yizhe,shenzhishiguiyideshehunshi。danzheixierenzhong,wuzhecaishizhengzong。

dangwuzhedeshilidadaoyidingcengci,keyibeichengzuowujun,huajun。junzhuzuoweidiwangdechenghu,queyonglaixingrongyigewuzhe,bingbeishirensuorenke。jiunengmingbailingzhezaizheigeshijiedeyingxianglile。

yigerendeshili,nenghediguohuangdipingqipingzuo。zheijiunengxiangxiang,zheishijie,wanquanyanyizheruorouqiangshi,shiliweizun。

yifengyiduyiweizijihenxingyun,chuanyuedaoyigewuzheshijia,haishixiaohaizi,jiubeichengweixiwutiancai。

yifengquemeixiangdao,liangnianhou,neicikedeyizhang,batadadejingmaijuduan,chengweifeiren。erhouchengshoushirendewuru,gezhongnantingdeyanyuchongchizhenaohai,shenzhiwurudaozijiqianshidefumu。zijidefumuneirongdebierenwuru。zheishiyifengdenilin

yixiangdaozhei,yifengganjuezijidenuqikuaibaotierchu。

zicongyifengchengweifeirenhou,zheiyishidefuqinduiyifengdetaidubianjizhuanzhixia,henbudeshaletamoqutadewudian,zheiyeshiyifengxiaoshiwuniandeyuanyin。

zheiwunian,taweicichengshoudetaiduole,gengyouliangciweilebaituofeirendemingtou,cengjingshengburusiguo。yigexiandairen,hecengshouguoruciduodezhemo。

youweirangyifengchouhendeshi,neicikedemubiaojuranshichongzhetaerqu,yifengxiangdaotadejuemei,taduizijidehao。yixiangdaozheiyangderenjuranyourenxiangyaocishata,yifengjiuhenbudehetadexue,choutadejin。

zheiyiqiedeyiqie,rangyifengxinzhongdenuyiyouzengwujian,wuniandedatan,tayezhidaoneicikedeshenfen,yezhidaotabeihoudeshiliqiangshidekeyipimeiyigeguojia。

danshi,zheiwanquanbunengzudangyifengbaochoudeyuwang。

“zazhong,benshaohuiyidaodaodegenirou,banizhemozhiside。”yifengxindixiadingjuexin,suihouweiweiyaoyaotou,banaozhongdefennushuaichu。

lansandebashoushenjinkoudai,mosuoyizhenhou,yifengyileng,suijikuxiaodeyaoyaotou:“kanlaiwohaishimeixiguanzheigeshijie,zheipiandalu,naliyouyouxiangyanzheizhongdongxini?ke,taikexile,yaoburanpingjiebenshaochouyanshihoudeshuaiqi,xiaonvshengpashiyigegehuitouhuaisongbao。”

yifenghenchoupidediaoleyigenshuzhi,xianbaisidewangxiangneiguowangdepuren。

“xiaoshaoye,shuzhihenzangde。”zhongyuyouyigepurenzouguolaitixingdao。

“niyoumeiyoufaxian,wozheiyanghenshuaia?”yifengwendao,lianshangshijingdejizhexiaorong。

“xiaoshaoye,nilianmeichoujinba?”

“puchi......”yifengxueqifangun,henhendekanzhezaijiazhongbeipingweizuilaoshidepurentuleyigezi,“gun......”

xiangdangnian,mougeyeheifenggaodewanshang,yifengshenzhexiligefuzhuang,yongzheyouyudeyanshen,zacaobandetoufa,tangmugesideweixiao,xixudehuzha,zhuanglejigeyimaoyingbideqianbao,haiyouneibanbaoqipilangxiangyan,rangwushuzaitashenbianjingguodenvrenjianjiaobuyi,neishengyin,jianzhibideshangtianwangyanchanghuidejianjiaole。youxieren,juranjidongdeyunle。ke,meilifeifana!!

suiranshihoutabeiyiyingxiangshirongzuimingzhuajinjuzi,danbukefourentadeshuaiqi,yaobunvrenhuijidongdeyunle?!sha?hede?wokao,nizaishuohedewozouniyade。

“benshaozheimelafengdenanren,jishimeiyouxiangyan,yiyanghuibeishenshendechumaide。kanlai,benshaozaizheigeshijieyaodidiaodian。”yifengxiaoshengdediguleyisheng,suoxingbashuangshoudoushenjinkuandadeyipaozhong,shenziweiweiyice,gengshiyiyizhongwanshibugongdelansanzitaiyikaozhemenkuangerli,wangzheyanqianderenlairenwang,shenxileyikouqi:suanle,laidaozheigeshijie,jiuhaohaodehuoyichang,hekuang,nei**cikedeshanmenlaoziyidingyaomieleta。

yifengduizhetiankongbileyigezhongzhi,pokoudamadao。

zheishengnuhou,rangsizhoumangliudezhongrentongshizhuantoukanxiangyifeng,xuannaodekongjianshunjianjijinglexialai,fangfoshijiandinggezaiyimuyiyang。

“zheiganghuilaidefeiwuxiaoshaoyeyoufayangdianfengle......”

suoyoupurendaleyigelengzhan,ganjinliyifengbaochiyidingjuli。

yifengyileng,buyoukuxiaodejieshidao:“benshaomeifayangdianfenga。”

pihua,nijianguoneigeshenjingbinghuishuozijishishenjingbingme?suoyoupurendesuduzaicikuailejifen。

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“yiliushaoye,ninlaile!”yigepurengongjingdeshengyin,caibayifengdesixulalehuilai,zhuantoukanxiangshengyindelaiyuanchu,zhijianyigeershilaisuideqingniannanzimaizheshuanglangdebufaxiangzhetazoulai。

qingniannanzishencaizhuangshuo,lianrongchandaizhediandianxiemei,meiqingmuxiu,budebuchengrenzheifurongmaodeshashangli,yenanguaitajingchangkeyigoudashanghuachuandehuakui。

“dage,wohenqingxingfuqinshixingyi,erbushixingjiu!”yifengshaoshaozhuanlezhuanzijilansandeshenzi,kanzheyiliudiaokandexiaodao。

yiliuweiweiyileng,suijijiukuxiaodeyaoyaotou。zijizheixiaodi,jinguanfengewunian。keshixiqiguguaidehuayuwangwangrangzijikuxiaobude。anzhaotadejieshi,xingyijiushiyiliule,xingjiuziranshijiuliule。

“xiaodi,nihaishiyidiandoumeiyougaibian。buguo......”yiliushangxiadaliangleyifanyifeng,neihunshentouluzhesanmanqixidezitairangtawunaidejiedao,“yaoshifuqinkandaonizheifuzitai,pashiyoushaobuleniyidunma。”

yifengweiweiyixiao,bukefouzhideqingshengxiaodao:“dage,nilaizheiliyinggaibushixuexifuqinba。shuoba,shenmeshiqingnengrangnipaoxiahuachuan。”

yiliukanzhezijidexiaodi,hurantanleyikouqi,yanmouzhongliuluchuwanxideshentai。zheiduoluosanmandemoyang,rangtaxintoutongqingqilai。

yifengbenlaiyesuandeshangshizizhiyouyidelingzhe,keshiyichangbiangurangqijingmaijinduan。zaisuoyourenbukesiyizhonghuolexialai,keshiquehelingzhewuyuanle。shuobaidian,jiushiyigefeiwu。yigefeiwu,keyixiangxiangzairuorouqiangshidedoumeidaluhuodejianghuiruhekunnan。

“xiaodi!chengbulewuzhe,jiusuancongwenyekeyi,lishishangbufashouwufujizhilidequanchen。”yiliudeyuqidichen,danshiquenengrangrenganjuedaoqizhongdechengken,haiyouyisijianding。

yifenghuanhuanyixiao,zuijiaoqingyang,manbujingxindexiaodao:“dagexianzaishishenmejiecengdewuzhele?”

“sanjielingren!”yiliuweiweixianglexiang,haishirushishuolechulai。

bujibumandehuayu,rangyifengbozhezhijiadeshouweiweiyidun,xintoushanguoleyisijingya。sanjierenji,maosizijizheidagechengzhangdeyouxiekuaie。zaizheizuoxiaochengnianqingyibeilimian,takeyihengzhezoule。

zheigeshijiederenrenwei:meigerendoushiyigelingti,lingziranshilinghun,tiziranshirouti。suoyi,tamenxiuliandeyeshilinghunherouti。

lingzhefenshigedengji:ziji,shiji,renji,shiji,jiangji,wangji,zunji,junji,shengji,yijichuanshuozhongdeshenji。meigejieduanyoufenjiujie。

yifengsihuyouxiemingbai,weishenmedageliulianhuachuanfuqincongbuguowenle,sanjierenjizheiyangjiaorendechengji,zuyiranglaogudongdefuqindakailvdengle。

yifengxindixieedexiangdao:zijishibushihenhendezoudageyidun,miandetataijiaoaole,heihei。

yiliutoutoudaliangzheyifengdelianse,jianqilianshangmanshixieedexiaorong,tabuyoudaleyigelengzhan,zhishixinzhongqueduoleyifenyihuo。zijizheixiaoditaiyuzhongbutongle,bunengchengweiwuzhedeta,anlitingdaozheiyangdejieguo,nanmianhuishiluo,keshitaquedandingziran,nandaotaxinzhizhendemoliandaochongrubujingdejingjie?!

“xiaodi,nizhendebunenggaosuwo,nizheiwuniandaonaliqule?”

“gaosuni,panijidu,chengshoubuleyongdaomobozi。”yifengxiaoxiaodeshuodao。zijizheiwunianqiancheletaiduole,zijideshenfenshenzhibunengrangyiliutamenzhidao。

yiliuhenbiyidewangzheyifeng:xiaohua,zheishishanghaiyourangzijijidudeyongdaomobozideshiqingma?

buguo,yiliuxinzhongquegengjiahaoqileqilai,zheiwunianzijizheixiaodidaodizuoshenme?zongganjuezheixiaoziwuqiongshenmiside,shenzhibeiyuweitiancaideziji,haoxiangzaitamianqianzicanxingkui。

“xiaodi,niyiweiwoleyizhidaoa!”yifengbuxiedeshuodao,“woshilaigaosuniyigehaoxiaoxide。qinbiaojiehuilaile,xianzaiyinggaizaiqiantingleba。”

“嗖......”

daizhecangcudeshengxiang,yifengmengdezhanleqilai,ganggangneisanmandezitaixiaoshideyiganerjing。tadenaohaizhongyeshanxianchuyidaojinglideshenying。zuijiaobuyouzhanfangleyidaoxiaorong。

“buzhidaoshigewunian,niyoushihezhongmoyangni?shibushiyijingchuluodediandaozhongshengle?”yifengnannanziyudao,zuijiaodexiaoronggengshengle。yifenqidai,shenzhiyouyifenxinqiecongyifengdexintoushengqi。

yifengxiaoshideyiganerjingdelansan,rangyiliukuxiaobuyi:“huoxu,zhiyouqinbiaojiecainenggaibianxiaodidelansanzitaiba。”

zhishi,yiliubingmeiyouzhuyidao,benyinggaishifeirendeyifeng,benpaodesudubingbushiyigefeirengaiyongyoudesudu。

jichidaomenkoudeyifengmengtinglexialai,zaiyiliudeyihuodangzhong,zhuanguoshenzi,turanconghuaizhongtaochuyijianwupin,huaguoyidaoquxianpaojiyiliu。

“dage,jiezhe......”

wangzheshouzhongbobodeyibenguposhuji,neifanhuangbingqiehaiyouxiecanpodezhizhangrangyiliubujinzhoulezhoumeitou,dantahaishiyihuodebaizhengshujidandandesaoleyiyan。

danmashang,tajiujinghaidedajiaodao:“rijiedijiwuji!”

yiliudengdayanjing,tabuganxiangxindezaicikanleyiyan,shangmiandejigewenzirangtazhongyujieshoulezheigexianshi。

yiliuquantoudaxiaodexinzangfangfojingshoukuangfengbaoyudezhenhansidi,pudongpudongdejisutiaodong。xinzhongjiujiubunengpingjing。rijiegongfaa,duoshaorenhuiweiqizhengpotounao。

“zijizheixiaodi,guoranshenmidehen,zhishizheiwuniantadaodizuoshenmequle?”yiliuhenwunai,yifengbushuo,tameiyoubanfa。

jinguanzijishitadage,keshitazheidiulajisidipaochurijiedijigongfa,zheiyetainiuleba。zheikeshihuibeirenzhengdetoupoxueliudedongxi。

yiliushijingdeyaoyaotou,zuijiaoshanguoyidaowunaikusedexiaorong,wangzheshouzhongmaixiangshifenbuhaodemiji,xinzhongkuangxidetongshiqueyeshenshendewunai。

“huoxu,zhiyouqinbiaojienengdedaoxietazheiwuniandexinxiba。”