“liangliangyeseweinisinianchenghe，huazuochunnihehuzhewo。”wohengzhe《sanshengsanshishilitaohua》dezhutiqu，zoujinjiamen。
zheicixiangqinhaishibijiaoqingsongde，qimapeijinnianyemeikanshangwo，zheiyangdejieguowomayemeizhe。
woanziqingxingduoguoyijie，daozaishafashangnaqishoubiandezazhi。neishangmianyouyitiaobaisedelianyiqunrangwoyijianzhongqing，zhishiwuweishudejiagehetuilewo，zhihaoyoushimeishidikanjiyan，guoguoyanyin。
haimeidengfankai，wozunjingdelaoma，qianyunnvshijiucongchufanglijisanhuosidipaolechulai，shoulihainazheshengtangdeshaozi，xiangwohuiwuzhe。
“xiamu，nixiangqisiwoma？renjiazhangayijinijieshaodenanhaizitiaojianyaoduohaoyouduohao，nijuranfangrenjiagezi！”
yiwang，tazheiyangpipingwoshi，wo，yibandoushixipixiaoliandishangqianjitaroujian，bangwoquchufangzuocaixiwan，yinweizuozeixinxuma。
kejintianbutong，woyoudiqia。
“ma，ninnengbunenggaoqingchuzhuangkuangzaimaren？”
womashoulideshaozizaiwotoudingshangfangbihualeliangxia，xiangshiyaodawo。
danwozhidao，tabukenengzhendedawo，yejiushizuozuoyangzi，baichuyizhongshibukedangdeqishi，danwozaoyixiyiweichang，suoyimianbugaisexinbutiao，zuozaiyuandiwensiweidong。
xushijianwoqingxuhaisuanwending，tabushishijididuiwojinxingbuzhebukoudejiaoyu，“xiamu，ninengbunengtingmayijuquan，nidoudengtasannianle，yemeijiantayougetaidu，nihaiyoujigesannianquhuihuo？dengninianlingdale，tabianxinle，daoshihou……”
“ma！”woshuangshouwuzhuerduo，neixinyizhenfanzao，“zheiduantaiciwoerduodoutingchujianle，baituoninbuyaozaizhongfulehaobuhao？”
“woshuolezheimeduonian，niyemeiwangxinliqu，neigelijunyigenbenbukaopu，yingguoneimeyuan，tashinenghuilai，haishininengguoqu？”
“ma，junyimashangjiuhuilaile。”woyounaqizazhi。
“tahuilaiyouzenmeyang？shuoqunilema？”womajintianhenzhizhe，kanyangzishibuxiangrangwoxiaotingle，taailekouqi，jiezhejiaoxunwo，“woxinxinkukutuorenjinianpaixiangqin，nishenmeshihourenzhenduidaiguo？xianzaidaohao，haixuehuipianrenle，zheihenbulimao，rangwozenmegenzhangayijieshi？”
wolandegentajiangdaoli，neiyanghuibawoleiyunde，yushizhijiebashoujilipeijinnianfadezhaopiandijita，“nao，fanzhengrenwoshijianle，buxinsuanle。”
womabanxinbanyidijieguoshouji，duizhepeijinniandezhaopianfanfuduanxiang，haijubufangda，taitouwenwo：“nigangcaihezheigenanhaizijianmianle？”
“duia！”woxinbuzaiyan。
“renzhangdebucuoa！”womaduizheshoujibuyoudegantan。
“neiyoushenmeyong？renjiameikanshangwo。”wonaqiguopanlidepingguo，yaoleyikou。
womayibajiangpingguoqiangguoqu，zhongxinfanghuiguopan，“ninayidiantameikanshang？”
wowunaizhiji，fuyandao：“ma，renjiazenmehaozhijieshuoni，dagaishixianwozhangdechouba！”
“shisheizheimemeiyanguang？wonverzuipiaoliangle，yiyuanlibuzhiduoshaoyishengxiangzheni！”menkouchuxianlefuqindarendeshenying。
wodebaba，xiashuping，yunhaishizhongxinyiyuandezhurenyishi，yishugaoming，shiyiyuanliyoumingdezhuanjia。
womajiechadao：“neiyoushenmeyonga，wokanchenxineihaizijiuhenhao，renzhangdeduanzheng，jiatingbeijinghao，yewunengliyouqiang，qiantuwuliang，keshininverpianpianshuomeiganjue。”
womashuoderenjiaojiangchenxi，shibabadexuesheng，nianqingyingjun，yixueboshi，tadefuqinkaileyijiazhiyaogongsi，womenliangjiashishijiao，suoyiwocongxiaoyutazoudebijiaojin，danwozhinatadanggege。
“ba，jintianxiabanzheimezao？”woshitubahuatichaguoqu，jieguolaobatuoxiadewaitao，titagualeqilai。
keshilaomaquejianfengchazhen，sanjuhuabuliwodezhongshendashi，“shuping，nikuailaikan，zheishixiaomujintianxiangqindenanhaizi，yibiaorencai。”
henxianran，wodiguletadenengli，renheshidoubuzuyibawoxiangqinzheijianshicongtanaohailijidiao。
buguo，wobaduicishidetaiduhaibuzhiyuneimepianji，“xiaomubushixiaohaizile，nishixianmeigentagoutonghao，jiuyixiangqingyuandianpaishenmexiangqin，zheiyoushenmeyiyi？”
woyiting，xinliduilaobazheigeganjia，zhinvmoguofu，shuodeyidiandoumeicuo。
ganjinliudaotashenhou，bashoufangzaitadetaiyangxueshang，“qinaidelaoba，wolaijininanmo。”
womajianwomenfunvliangrenxingchenglelianmeng，hengleyisheng，“nizheigetaidu，zaowanbaxiaomujidanwule。”
wohebabayizhichenmo，womajianzhuang，zhuanshenbenxiangdianhua，“buxing，wodewenwennizhangayi，duifangdaodishigeshenmetaidu。”
duiyulaomadezhizhe，wochedizhefu。
jifenzhonghoutafangxiadianhua，miandaiyihuo，“xiaomu，nijintiannizhendequxiangqinlema？zhangayishuoneigejiaoliuqundexiaohuozidenglenilianggexiaoshi，genbenmeijiandaorenying，zenmehuizheiyang？”
“liuqun？”wojingyadizhongfuzhezheigemingzi，“buduia，ma，tamingminggaosuwo，tajiaopeijinnian。”
“shenme？nidaodidaoqulenali？”womayilianwenhao。
“baiyunlushengruxiahuakafeiguan。”wobaoshangyupeijinnianjianmiandedizhi。
womameitouyizhou，“woshuodeshibaishanlu，niqubaiyunluzuoshenme？”
my god！
不会吧？！
这是相错了人？
zheimeshuopeijinnianbushilaihewoxiangqinde？
yedui，taconglaimeichengrenzijishilaihewoxiangqinde，shiwoxianruweizhudirenweitashineigeren。
kuidewohaiguzuocongmingdicaicetayeshibeijialibihunde，erqiehaishipotianji，zuoletayiciyuelelianggexiangqinduixiangdedadantuili，dangshitahaishayoujieshidikuawocongming，xinliyidingzaichaoxiaowoshigetianshangdiaoxialaidedahaoshaguaba。
好尴尬。
wanshang，wotangzaibeiwoli，duizhepeijinniandezhaopian，gekongjiletayidunluanquan。
shenmerena，mingmingzhidaowonongcuole，haiguyibujiechuan，zhenshihuaitoule。
buguohoulaibangwojiuchang，haisuangouyiqi，zhenxiangbumingbaitabianlianweishenmeneimekuai，youqishishizhanwenroudegongfujueduishishangcheng，shenzhinenggouyijialuanzhen。
woshizhizhanganpingmu，peijinniandezhaopianshangchuxianle“shanchu”decaidan，zhijiandianleshangqu，chuxianleyigeduihuakuang，“quedingshanchucitupian？”
wojuranguishishenchadidianle“quxiao”。
yigehuangtangdeniantouturanmaolechulai：jiranyanzhizheimegao，chongxingjitianzaishanyebuchi。
meixiangdao，zheiyichongxing，jingdashanglewodequanbushenjia。