“wo……wodaobushizheigeyisi……”
“neijiuxing。woele，chuquyitang。”yasilanchuimoushouhuishixian，fangxiashouzhongdelianxiti，qishenlikai。
gangcaitasuibianfanleyixia，buguoqianxianyidongdeshuziti，tajuranyitidoumeixiedui。
zhentilafeieryizudeweilaidanyou。
“ele？dengdeng，niyaoquna……nizhanzhu！woshijuebuhuirangnichuquweihairenjiande！”
shixiaoxingyigeyuyuezhuanshen，fanyinglingmindizhuaizhuletadekuzi。
yasilantizhukuzi，dandandixieletayiyan。
“wowenni，woshizhangleyifuweihairenjiandelianma？”
“呃？”
“wozhishiqutangchaoshi，yaoshibufangxin，nikeyiyiqi。”
gangcaizhanzaichuangqian，tayijingbazhoubianhuanjingdoujizhule，chuchuangshangchenliederenleishiwu，tajuedeyouxiexinqi。
“nandaobushichuquxixue？”shixiaoxingtaitou，zhalezhaqingchedeshuangmou。
yasilan：“biebawogendiliedefuyishengwuhunweiyitan……dan，ruguoshinidexue，wobujieyipinchangyixieshishiweidao。”
“biebiebie，wuhuiyichang，buguo，nizheigeyangzichuqukendingshibuxingde，haiyouguangchaoshi、bixuyaofuqiancaikeyimaidongxi。”
shixiaoxinghongzheliancongdishangpaqilai，qingleqingsangzi，yanshiganga。
yasilanyijiuyongyizhong“quanyuzhoudezhishangdoubeiniladile”deyanshenzhushizheta。
“woxianzhaojianyifujinichuanba，nigenwoguolai。”shixiaoxingzoujinwoshi。
yasilanyilianmiantangenjinlai。
翻箱倒柜半天后。
“haoxiangmeishenmeyifushinichuandexiade……”
guoguanledujudeshenghuo，jialichulenvzhuangjiumeiyoubiedele。
正当苦恼时。
“zheigebuxingma？”yasilanshenshouquxialeguazaiqiangbishangdeyitaoyifu。
时小星呆住。
neishitaqianbujiuzaiwangshanggoumaideyitaocosplayzhuanyongdefuzhuang，benlaidasuanchuanqumanzhanwande。
danyinweidiancuo，maichenglenankuan，landetuihuan，jiuguazaineiliyonglaixinshang，yasilandequekeyichuan。
但是——
“niquedingyaochuanchengzheiyangchumen？”
junzhuang，chenshan，baikupixue，heisepidaiyoushangerxia，shenzhihaixinggandizaituibuchanleliangquan，shifenrehuo。
“不合适？”
“yebusuan，qishi，gennitingdade。”
shixiaoxingnaolenaotou，lianhong。
“neijiuzheigeba。nuli，guolaisihouwochuanyifu。”
“pu，zheizhongshiqingnizijilaijiuhaoleba！”shixiaoxingjujue，beiyibazhuajinleyimaojia。
piankehou，yasilanzaitadezhidaoxia，chuanhaoyifuzhanzailejingziqian。
shixiaoxingyanlizhanfangchuchiredeguangmang，bizirerede：“haoshuai！”
nanrenmeishenmebiaoqingdiduizhejingzizhenglileyixialingkou：“haixingba。”
shixiaoxing：nintaiqianxule。
tarenbuzhujidongdishenchushou，nachushouji，dakaishexiangtou。
kacayisheng，shanguangdengliangqideshunjian。
yasilanqueshuadiyixiacongjingtouqianxiaoshile。
“埃？人呢？”
zaiyimiao，tachuxianzaishixiaoxingdemianqian。
shixiaoxinghailaibujiduobi，jiubeitadizailezhuopang，tazhuozhutaxianxideshouwan，badaodianzaixiezizhuoshang。
“nuli，nigantouxiwo。”talengbingbingdiquxiatadeshouji。
“bu，wozheibushitouxi，shitoupai！”
yinweiyasilanbitagaochulejishilimi，zuozheigedongzuodeshihou，shentihuifuxialai，ershixiaoxing，zebudeburuanxiayaozhixianghouqing。
“偷拍？”
“duiduidui！jiushi……nimenneigedabuliedianxingqiudaodishiyouduoluohou？shoujidoumeiyouwanguoma？wozhishixiangjinipaigezhaoeryi，jueduimeiyoushanghainideyisi！”tajinzhangdijieshi，wangzhetaqiheirumodeyanjing，shuangjiayidiandianfanqilehongyun，yikaishixian。
这个姿势。
可真够糟糕的。
ganjuexintiaoyoukaishibiandebutingshihuanle……
“womingbaile。”yasilanqingqingyangqichunjiao。
“ai？”shixiaoxingyilianmangran，“niyoumingbaishenmele。”
“yihouyoujihuirangnimanzude。”
yasilanyundanfengqingdipaoxiazheijuhou，zhuanshenliujitayigeshuaiqidebeiying。
zhishengxiatafengzhonglingluandizhanzaiyuandi。
baituoshuoqingchu，manzushishenmegui？tazhendezhishixiangpaigezhaoeryi！meibiedexiangfaa！
qianwangchaoshidelushang，yasilanlenglengzhishitazouzaiqianmian，jizijidailu。
“ting，qianmianshihongdeng！”shixiaoxingchazhubufa。
yasilanyegenzhedunzhujiaobu，tingtajiangjiezaidixingchuxingdejiaotongguize。
“weishenmezongyourendingzhewokan。”
yasilanzhideshineiqunduizhetayanmaohongxindenvsheng，yougenvhaiziyuanbenqizhedanchede，beitakanleyiyan，zhijiezhuangshangledianxiangan。
“kenengtamenduinizheigewaixingshengwugandaokongjuba。”
shixiaoxingyibenzhengjingdihushuobadao。
tongshipingbi“gegehaoshuai！”“awohaoai”“woxiangwentayaolianxifangshi”dengyixiliejianjiaosheng。
yasilan：“shenmeyisi？niquedingneixiedoushiyinweitaiguokongjuerfachudeshengyin？”
“a，ng。yexuba。sheirangnikanqilaixiongbabade。”
hongdengzhuanlv，yasilankaishiguomalu。
zheijiahuo，xuedehaitingkuaidema。
“duile，nifubudeshangkouzenmezheimekuaijiuhaole？wozuotianjiandaodeshihou，haihualalamaoxuebuzhini。”
guolebanmaxianhou，shixiaoxinghaoqifawen。
“因为我吃了药。”
“chiyao？shenmeshihou？”shixiaoxingwangzheta，shuangmoushanshuozhekunhuodeguang。
“yaobujiuzaizheilime。”yasilandandanhuida，shengyinqueyuepiaoyueyuan。
yuanlai，liangrendexingshiguidaobuzhibujuecuokaile。
“yaozaizhei？”shixiaoxingzuoyoukanleyixia，zhengxiangjixuzhuiwenshi，faxiantajingranbujianle！
dingjingyikan，yasilanzhengduizhechaoshideluodichuchuang，yilianruoyousuosidiwangzheqianfang。
zhaodaotahou，shixiaoxingmomingsonglekouqi，suijixiangshihuranmingbaileshenme，hunshenyizheng，zuijiaochouchuleliangxia。
不，不可能吧……
“neige，rukouzaizheibianwo……”tashitandizhaolezhaoshou，qinqiedihuhuandao。
yasilantingwen，guoranmianwubiaoqingdizhuanguoshenlai。
吓！
haizhenbaluodichuangdangchengmenlea！tagangganggaibuhuishizaikaolvyaobuyaozhijiedasuiboliba！
时小星扶住额头。
tajiazhu17lou，tazenmemeicongluodichuangshangtiaoxiaquni！