第1章傻大个
沪城，楚园。
yigeshencaigaotiao、daizheyingerfeideruannuonvhai，zaihegougouwandiushua。
jiandandediuqiujianqiu，wanbuniside。
kanduole，jiuhuifaxiannvhaidebutongzhichu。
tadeshensemingxianshibufuhewaizaidechengchetianzhen，xianggehaitong。
“xiaotang**haizhenhaokan。”
yipangdeyongrenkanzhesuxiaotangmingliangdeyan，bailitoufendelianjia，renbuzhugantan。
henkuaiyourenjiehua，biyidao：“haokanyoushenmeyong？wusuiqianshikeai，ershisuilehaizheiyang，jiushishadage。”
“kerenjiaminghaoya，babazaiguowaidongluandeshihoujiulechuzongdeming，yihoutajiushichujiadezhumu。”
shuodaozheigejiugenglaiqile，sheixiangyougezheiyangdezhumu，tiqijiudiulian。
sufulinzhongtuogu，kanzhongweiyierzidechulaoyedashouyihui，chengnuohuirangerziqusuxiaotang，haijilesuxiaotangjituan10%degufen。
chujunlinbixugensuxiaotangjiehun，zhei10%cainengdaotashouli。
“fenmingshimingbocaidui，shoubuzhuzheipotiandefugui，caihuishuaihuainaozi！”yongrenbuxiedishuo：“tagenbenpeibushangchuzong！”
“haihaochuzongdebaiyueguanghuiguole，lijiao**caipeidangwomendezhumu。”
yongrendexianliao，rangsuxiaotangshuiwangwangdeyantouzhesidongfeidong。
tingdaozuihouyiju，tatingxiayouxi，yihuokaikou：“baiyueguangshishenme？”
“jiushichuzongyaoqudenvren。”
suxiaotanglikeqigugudifanbo：“junlingegecaibuhuiqubieren！nipianwo！nihuai！”
neigeyongrenchixiao，taochushoujidiankairemenxinwen，bazhaopianfangdaosuxiaotangyanqian，haiyiziyijunianjichulai。
“baiyueguanghuiguo，chujunlinshangyanjichangzhuiai。”
“bazongouxiangjuzhaojinxianshi，chujunlinmorenxishijiangjin。”
kanzhepingmushangqinnidenannv，suxiaotangyaoyaotou，haoxiangxiayimiaojiuyaokuchulai。
“bukeneng......”
yongrenfanlegebaiyan，shuo：“haolehaole，niyebiepa，chujiahuiyizhiyangzheni，erqienikeyigengouguoma。”
“woshibuhuixinnide！”suxiaotangzhuanshenjiupao。
gougouwangwangjiaozhezhuishangqu。
gangpaochudamen，yiliangxuankudepaocheshiguolaitingzaimenkou。
chujunlindakaichemen，qianchuyigenvren。
“junlingege，zenmekeyigenbiedenvhaizilashou？”
suxiaotangjuedehenciyan，henbushufu，jibushangqianxiangjianglijiaochekai，quebeichujunlintuidaoyibian。
“wojiaonidelimaoni？genjiaojiaodaoqian。”
suxiaotangzuanzhequantou，jueqiangdikanzhechujunlin，“womeicuo，shinibudui。”
“你......”
lijiaobuyiweiyi，wenroudixiaodao：“nijiushixiaotangba？zhangzheimegaole，haishigengehaiziside。”
zaichangzhongrenyizhenqiexiao，kebujiushigehaizime？
shuobuhaotingjiushijuying，yibeizizhizhangnianlingbuzhangnaozide。
suxiaotangjuedelijiaoyouzhongshuobushanglaidetaoyan，biekantaxiaodehenwenhe，qishiyanjingligenbenmeiyouzaixiao。
“tingtamenshuo，nishijunlingegedebaiyuebing。”
hualuo，kongqiningzhilejimiaozhong。
“噗嗤~”
buzhishidaosheimeirenzhu，xiaochushenglai。
lijiaoxiaorongjiangzhu，ananmoya，xuanjikuxiao，yifubugenshahaizijijiaodedadu。
“guoranhaishihaizini。”
suxiaotangzhoumei，“buxiangxiaojiubuyaoxiao，buhaokan。”
lijiaozhongyuxiaobuchulaile，ananmoya，tadaodishizhenshahaishizhuangsha？
“xingle，gennidegouyibianwanqu。”
chujunlinbunaifanle，lazhelijiaojiuzou。
suxiaotangxiangqulan，jigeyongrenshangqian，“xiaotang**，tinghuabienao。”
lachejian，suxiaotanglianshanghongrunshuditunqu，biqiangyire。
“ya——”youyongrenjinghu。
chujunlinxiayishihuitou，jiukandaosuxiaotangdebixuegendakaileshuilongtouside，xunsuranhongletadeyijin。