第二章 让人看笑话

limiananjingditangzheyihechaoboxiangjiaoyongpin,haishikailefengde!

tangyoudiyifanyingjiushizuowanneigeren!tadeshoujuranshendaogongsilaile?

taganjinheshangchouti,xinzangtiaodejuxiang,yeqideshuangshoufadou。

jinglifahuabanxiaoshihoukaihui,tangyouzhidezanshipaokaizheixieexindezanian,zhuanxintourudaogongzuozhongqu。

mangliudeshijianzongshiguodehenman,zhongyuaoguolexiabandian。

tangyouyizhidengdaorendouzouguangle,caiqiangrenzheexinjiangchoutilineirangtatanteleyitiandedongxinalechulai,rengjinlezijidelajidaili。

tayongshijinfanfucashou,zhidaocadetonghongcailinqilajidaihebaobaochaowaizou。

suiranzheibingbushitadedongxi,dantahaishiyouyizhongzuozeixinxudetoumoganjue。

diantidaodayilou,menyikai,tabiankuaisuxiangwaichongqu,yingmianbianheyigegaodatingbadeshentizhuanglegemanhuai。

lajidaibeizhuangdediaozailedishang,neiherangtamianhongerchidedongxijiuneimedalaladebaoluzailemourenyanqian。

“tangyou,nijiuneimebuyaolianma?haishininanpengyouwanshangmanzubuleni,haiyaodabaitianzaigongsizhaonanren?”

wensongyilengmobiyideshengyinzaitatoushangxiangqi,tangyouxiukuidebugantaitou,ganjinheshanglajidai,meizuojieshi。

nanrenlenghengyisheng,yueguotadejianbang,sangyinqingleng:“zijisishenghuohunluanyejiubale,zaigonggongchanghezuihaokongzhiyidian,mianderangrenkanxiaohua。”

beizijideqianrenzhuangjianrucihaisaodechangmian,tangyouxiangsidexindouyoule,jiashangtaneihebaitianyiyangdebiboshenqing,xinkouheranliekai,tongdefama。

tangyoulianqiqingxu,huilezijidechuzuwu,jiangdongxishoushishoushi,dasuanbandaohexiaosineibianquzhu。

zuqihaiyoubanniancaidao,fangdongjiajiuzaitagebi,tangyouxiangzhexiangenfangdongshuoyishengbijiaohao。

gangyaoqiaomen,limianquechuanlainvrenshengsilijiedenuhou。

“nigesegui!bieyiweiwobuzhidaonizaiwaimiandaochugoudanianqingxiaoguniang,yiqianwoshiweilehaizi,zhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan,nidaohao!xianzaihaiganbarendaijialilaile!niyaobuyaolian!”

“haiyouzheigeyongguodedongxi!woyebuhuiqufanlajitong,dannihaodaiyezangdeshenyidianba,jiurengzaizheimexianyandedifang,nidangwoshixiadea!”

tangyouzaiwaimiantingdexinjingdanzhan,fangdongmaichaokanzheshihenlaoshihenheshandenanren,fouzedangchutayebuhuixuanzezhuzaipangbian,kexianzaitingdaotaqizidezheixiehua,zhenggeshentishunjianbeiliangyiqinxi,qiaomendeshouyehedesuolehuilai。

talianmangkaimenhuijia,kanzhezheigezhuleliangnianbandefangzi,turanjuedemeiyigejiaoluodouyichangkepa。

lianxiangdaoneizhangxizaodezhaopian,taxinlianancaice,neigerenhuibuhuijiushimaichao?

turan,houbeidizhedefangmenchuanlaizhendong,qiaomenshengsuizhixiangqi。