huaguolingjiangtaishang，xiaomingdisancihuodeleyingdi，jiuzaiquanchangguzhangshi，houfangdedengjiaturandaolexialai，henhendezazailetadehounaoshang，tazhijuedeyizhenjutong，bianshiquleyishi。
“叮铃……”
手机**响起。
xiaomingbeiheleyitiao，wo|cao，haolenga！
talikecongchuangshangpaleqilai，taochuleshouji，yikanshilaomadalaidedianhua，tayixiazibiandeyansurenzhenleqilai。
gangzhunbeijie，huranxiangqi，talaomabushizaojiusilema?
这是怎么回事？
yigujiyihuranchongjinnaohai，rangtatongkudibaozhenaodai。
zheijushentiyejiaoxiaoming，shiyigeduiyanxizhizheqiekuangredequnzhongyanyuan，zaipaixidangsishizhishibeiyipishikongdemacaisile。
meixiangdaotatangtangsanjieyingdijingranzhongshengzailezheimeyigexiaotoumingyanyuandeshenshang。
suiranyuanzhuxiaomingduiyanxikuangre，danduitalaomahaishihenxiaoshunde。
xiangdaozheili，xiaomingjietonglelaomadedianhua。
“aming，zheiduanshijianniguodehaobuhao？”chenyingxiuwendao，tayijingyoujigeduoyuemeiyoukandaoerzile，yebuzhidaoerziguodekaibukaixin。
xiaomingkanzhezheijushentishangdewuzi，youxiangdaolezijizaojiuyijinglishidemuqin，taguzuokaixindishuodao：“wohenhao，youchiyouheyouzhude，nijiubiecaoxinle。”
“niguodehaowojiufangxinle！”
chenyingxiuyitingxiaomingdehua，dunshifangxialexinzhongdedanyou，roushengxiyudedao：“xiageyuemamashengri，ninengbunengchoukonghuilaiyiqichifan？”
“ng，wohuihuilaide！”
xiaomingxinzhongyouxieyumen，yuanzhukuaisanshisuiderenle，haiyizhizaipaozhelongtao，yezhuanbudaoshenmeqian，meiyouzugoudenenglirangfumuguoshanggenghaodeshenghuo，rujinxiageyuelaomashengri，tayouyaolaoyisui
“e，duile，daoshihounidayiyeyaolai，wotuotajinijieshaoleyigenvhai，tingshuoneiguniangtinghaode，daoshihounimenhaohaochuchu。”
chenyingxiuzhixiwangerzinenggoukuaidianjiehun，nengyouyigezijidejiating，zheiyangtajiunenggouanxinle。
“xiangqin……”xiaominggangyaokaikoujujue，queyouxiangqileyuanzhumuqinshanglenianji，tachiyilepianke，zuizhonghaishitongyile，“hao，ma，wozhidaole！”
“hao，nijixugongzuo，wojiubudaraonile。”chenyingxiutingdaoxiaomingkenquxiangqin，zheicaisongleyikouqi。
buguoxiaomingzaiguaduanlehou，yeshiyizhentouteng，tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，tatangtangyingdijingrannengzhongshengzaihundezheimecande“xiaoming”shenshang。
takanlekansizhou，zongjuedeyouxieyanshu。
xiaomingzhanleqilai，zheinimabujiushitingshifangme？
xiaomingtingjianwaimianhaoxiangyoushenmedongxiyaojinlai，lianmangconggebidechuanghuzuanlejinqu。
“炸尸了!”
suizheyishengjinghu，daloulisuoyoudedengguangquanbubeidianliang，xiaomingchenhunluantaole。
paolechulaizhihou，xiaominghuranfaxiantajingranmeiyouquchu，yuanzhuzhudedifanglizheilihenyuan。
gangzoulejibu，taganjuedaoyizhenxuanyun，**，zheihuoshibushixuetangtaidi？
xiaomingkuaibulaidaoyijiazahuodian，zaiquanshenkoudaifanlaifanqu，faxianzhiyouliangkuaiqian。
尼玛，这能买什么？
meiguoduojiu，xiaomingjiulinzheyidaibaitunaitangcongxiaodianlizoulechulai。
xiaomingzaigongyuanlichizhebaitunaitang，shenye，goudoushuile，taquegulinglingdezuozaizhei。
haozaitianqibucuo，tadasuanzaigongyuandedengzishangshuiyijue。
zheiyuanzhushiyigeqiongguangdan，meiyouyigehaodezhusuo，yemeiyoushenmejiaojiquan，weiyixihuandejiushipaixi。
shuodaopaixi，xiaomingxiangqimingtiantahaiyougequnyandexi，yuanbentashibuxiepaide，dannaiheshenshangmeiqianyouduzie，zhinengqupai。
影视城！
xiaomingkanzheyanqiandexiaohunhun，meitouyiyang，manliandebiyi。
wanzheyixiu，sanliangxiajiubarendafanzaidi，ranhouyikoudiaozheyizhixiangyan，manyouyoudezaijieshangxianguang，yifuhenxiangshoudeyangzi！
zaitashenhoudexiaoxiangzhong，jigehunhuntangzailedimianzhishang，fachulesixinliefeidecanhao。
“kakaka，neigequnyanzenmehuishia，woshirangtamendani，bushinidatamen！haiyounimenzheixiefeiwu，zheimeduorendabuguoyigeren？huazhuangshizhongshengbuzhuang，dengguangchangwuzhunbei，zailaiyici。”daoyannazhelabazaineihan。
xiaomingzheicaifanyingguolai，tayijingbushiyingdixiaomingle，kebushidakaidahedezhujiaojiaose。
zhongxinzaikaipai，xiaomingbeizheiqunhunhunzoudemanlianhongzhong，zhengzaijiaoluoliba“xueshui”cashiganjingdeshihou，fanhejiuyijingsongleguolai。
“我要一份！”
xiaomingjinmangdejianghefanchiwanle，tashizaishitaiele。
taconglaimeiyoushouguozheiyangdeweiqu。
zhengzaisisuo，jiutingdaoyidaojiqiedehuhan。
“doujiworangyirang，buyaodangzhelu，cuixianshenglaile，doujiwogunyibianqu。”
xiaominghaimeiyoulaidejizhanqilai，jiubeiyiqunbaobiaotuidaoleqiangbishang，yigenongzhuangyanmo，kanqilaiyouxienvrenweidenanzibeirenqunweileqilai，erxiaomingzebeituidaoleyibian。
yingdi？zheigeniangmenyiyangdenanren，yeganshuotashiyingdi？
xiaomingbuzhidaozheigeniangqidenanrenshiruhechengweiyingdide，dantaduzihene，yegubudeneimeduole。
yibianzou，yibiankenzhebaitunaitang。
jiuzaizheishi，yigexiaonanhaidiguolaiyifenxiaoxuanchuanpian，xiaomingjieguoyikan，shiyizezhaopinxinxi。
zhaopinlongtao，nianling18-45sui，wufanzuijilu，wuwenpingwuxueliwugongzuojingliyaoqiu，xinshui：meitian200yuan，rifu。
这是又要当龙套吗？
keshiruguobushiyandehua，talianchifandoumeiqian，zhinengqu。
yigedaizhemaozidenanrenzhengduanzheyizhibijibenheyizhigangbi，xiaominglikeyingleshangqu，“ninhao，qingwenninshibushizaizhaoqunzhongyanyuan，woshilaimianshide。”
“qunzhongyanyuan？ng，keyi！”
fangjianduixiaomingdediyiyinxiangbuhao，keshijuzuyouyigejiaosedexi，meiyouyigequnyanyuanyijie，jiutalaiba。
“hao，nishuoshuowoyaoyandejiaose！”xiaomingyifuqingsongzizaidemoyang，qianshidetashiyigesanjieyingdi，jiutadeyanjilaiyanyigelongtaojiaose，jianzhixiaocaiyidie。
“henjiandan!”fangjianzhizhepangbianyigeshencaikuiwu，xiangmaotangtangdenanyanyuan，“guyiyinggaitingshuoguoba，niyanhetaduidadexi，zhiyuzenmeda，nisuiyifahuijike，zhiyaonengaoguo30miao，200yuanlimajie。”
guyishichulemingdewudaxiaosheng，youzhengongfuzaishenshangde，zhiqianqianlaiyingpindequnzhongyanyuanyitingshiheguyiduida，doubuyuanyijiehuo，yejiudaozhizheijuqingdexifenyizhikazaizheiliwufakaizhanxiaqu。
jiranyourenyaolai，fangjianziranshiqiuzhibude。
“nianqingren，woquannihaishibieguoqule，xiangnizheizhongren，shimiaozhongdouchengbuguoquba？”
“dui，jinqianheshengmingbiqilai，shengminggengzhongyao！”
“nizhibuzhidao，zainizhiqianjiuyoubushaodelongtao，jibendoubeitadashangle，xianzaihaizhuzaiyiyuantangzheni。”qiyudequnzhongyanyuanjianxiaomingyaojieshouzheigelongtaojiaose，yeshishanyidetixingleyiju。
xiaomingyiting，guoranrutamensuoshuo，yaozhuanqiankebushiyijianrongyideshiqing。
要不，算了？