第1章
qiufengxiaose，hunanyinchendeheiyumenkou，qishuashuazhanmanleren。
ruheiyuzhedadoushishiebushedexionghenzhitu，cikezheixierenquemanlianjingweibeigongquxi，haosizaidengdaishenmojianglindexintuyiban。
“niquedingneizuzongjinrichuyu？”yuzhangkanxiangguanshixiaoshengxunwen。
“meicuo，jiushijinri。”
guanshicacalenghan，shuodao：“zheimezhongyaoderiziwokendingbuhuijicuo。”
“aiyou！zheizuzongzaibuzou，wozheiheiyudouyaobeitagaodejiquanbuningtianfandifule。”yuzhangyukuwuleidao。
“zuorizongshijideyubaxiaotianzuoebeizheizuzongdaigezhengzhe，zheiyidunpangzoua！beidiaozaikuyashangkudiehanniang，gaodeheiyuzhongrenxinhuanghuang。”guanshiyouyoutanxiyilianwunai。
“woqu！xiaotiandoubeishoushile？”yuzhanghoubeilenghanzhimao。
guanshidiandiantou，“shia！zanmenheiyusixialuancuandelaoshu，tingdaozheizuzongdemingzidoudesesefadou。”
轰！
huayingangluo，heiyudetiemenbeiyiguqiximengranzhenkai。
扑通！
menyikai，yizhongetulimaditou，qishuashuaguidaozaidi，yikoutongshengdehandao：“gongsongdianzhuchuyu！”
linanyusaoxiangzhongren，neiyanshendaizhejifenbinihelengmo。
ruyuwunian，jinritazhongyukeyilikaiheiyule。
wunianqian，linanyuweilelaoposushiqibubeiqifu，jiangjilaopoxiayaodefushaodashang。
fushaozaiyuchengyouqianyoushi，yidianqingshangyingshengshengranglinanyuzuolewunianlao，benlaigaizaiputongjianyu，kefushaoqueliyongrenmaishilijianglinanyuguanjinheiyu。
heiyuzhongguandedoushidajiandaezhiren，yijinheiyu，shuzhejinhengzhechu，jiqikongbu。
erlinanyushixingyunde，tazaiheiyuzhongyudaolezijideshifu，yanwangdiandianzhuxuanming，yiweizhenzhengdewuzhejiedana，yiguohuajiachengjiuleyiwudianfeng，kebenrenqueqingxinguayu，yinnizaiheiyuduoqingxian，daozhiyanwangdianzheigexirimingzaoyishideshenmizuzhizhujianmeiluo。
wunianshijian，tianfuyibingdelinanyubiandedaolexuanmingsuoyoujuexue，yiyuechengweiyiwuzhiding，juedingchuyu。
shouwoyanwangling，linanyuyiranchengweileyanwangdiandexindianzhu，xunzhaoyanwangdiansanluozailongguogedidechengyuan，zhongzhenyanwangdianshili，zheibianshishifuxuanmingdeweiyizhutuo。
“youguanwolaoposushiqidexiaoxi，chadaolema？”linanyuchenshengdao。
“查到了。”
guanshihunshenyijiling，limapidianpidiandejiangyifenziliaodiguolai。
“su**jinwanhuiqutianshengjiudiandedingjizongtongtaofang。”
“去那儿干嘛？”
“tingshuoshiyuchengdujiadashaorangtaqude，zaizheizhiqianhaijisu**songleqingqutaozhuangheyishuangheisi......”
guanshiyiliandexiaoxinyiyi，meiganjixushuoxiaqu。
“tajuranyaoweishenduyangneige**？”
zheiyishun，linanyushenshangmengdibaofachuqianglieshayi，yiguweiyadouransisan，jineixiexiongezhituhededaqidoubuganchu。
“sushiqi，nidangzhenyaozheiyangzuoma？”
suizheyijidichenhenlidebaohesheng，xiayimiao，kuangfengsinvechentufeiyang，linanyudeshenyingzhayanjianxiaoshiyumangmanglaolinzhizhong。
yuchengtianshengjiudianmenkou，jigechuanzheheixizhuangdebaobiaoheyigeyizhehuaguideqingnianzhengdiaozhegenyanshouzaimenkoutunyuntuwu。
“zeze......dushaojinwankendingyaowanshuangle！**deyouhuoguorandaa！”
“neikeshizanmenyuchengdiyidameinv，duoshaonanrendemengzhongnvshena！guoran，haishidushaoniubi！”
“haha！pangshaoyehenlihaia！genzanmendushaoshixiongdi，yaobushipangshaobangmang，dushaokenengyemeizheimekuainaxiasudameinv。”
qingniandeyidexiaolexiao，shuodao：“wozhibuguoshibangdushaobanshieryi，renjiakandehaishidushaodemianzi。”
“pangshaobubiziqian，dushaoruoshibubapangshaodangxiongdi，zenmekenengyuanyigenpangshaoyiqigongxiangsudameinv？”
“dushaogangcaikeshuole，daihuiertawangoule，jiurangpangshaoyepinchangyixiazheisudameinvdeweidao。”
pangbinmianluxingfenzhise，weisuodexiaodao：“haha！dajiabieji，shuobudingzhuweixiongdidounengyoufen！”
shuoxiaojian，yiliangchuzuchezaijiudianmenkoutingxia，yigeyizheposudenianqingrenxiachehouchaozhezheibianzoulai。
“woqu！tianshengkeshiwuxingjijiudian，shenmeshihouzheizhongqigaiyenengjinle？”yigebaobiaoyanjian，yiyanpiejianhuanhuanzoulaideren。
“嗯？”
pangbintaiyankanqu，mengranyileng，“shita？”
“谁啊？”
qitarenbumingsuoyi，pangbinzeshiyihuishou，shiyishouxiajianglairenlanzhu。
“woqu！nishidangniandashangdushaodeneigelinjiaqishaolinanyu？”
pangbinhenjingcha，jiermianluxionghan，chenshenghedao：“chouxiaozi，meixiangdaonijurancongheiyuhuozhechulaile？”
“heiyumeinongsini，nitemedaoshipaozheierlaisongsile？”
“嗯？”
linanyuweiweitaiyan，xiliyanshenfangfodaoziyibanzhijiekanguoqu。
pangbinhunshenyizhanyoudianbeihedao，ketamenrenduoshizhongyouyoudujiachengyao，zenmehuijupayigecongjianyuchulaideqishao？
“nima！haigandengwo？”
pangbinmiansehenli，chenshengdao：“wokannixiaozishihaoleshangbawangletenga！yigefeiwuqishao，wunianqianshangledushao，beibenshaodademandizhaoya，rujinjiaoxingchuyuhaigansongshangmenlai？”
“gaosuni，shixiangdehuamashangjiwojiazheweibagundan！buranbieguailaozibukeqi。”
“duyangzaishangmianma？”linanyulengshengwendao。
“你想干嘛？”
pangbinshensejingti，jierweisuodexiaolexiao，shuodao：“nanbuchengnixiangqinyankanzhenilaopobeidushaowannong？”
“haha！suiranzheichangjinghuihen**，dandushaokebuhuixiwangtazhengshuangdeshihoubeirendarao。”
“果然在这里。”
linanyudeshengyinyufalenglie，mingmingdaretian，sizhouwenduquehaoxiangdouranjianglehaojidu。
“heng！nitemeyizhigangchuyudeguojielaoshuzhuangshenmedaye？ganjingun！fouzewojiufeilenideshoujiao，jinizhongxindiuhuiheiyu！”pangbinningxiaodao。
“buxiangsijiujiwopachuqu！”linanyuchenshenghedao。
“我去！”
pangbinshenseyihen，nushengdao：“haitemezhangkuang，laozinongsini！”
shuowan，pangbinyiquanhenhenzaxianglinanyu。
pangbinshiwuzhe，shenshoujihao，zheiyiquanxiaquputongrengenbenchengshoubuzhu。
raner，quanfengxilaideyishun，linanyuqingsongjiezhu。
neiyike，pangbinganjuezijidequantouhaoxiangbeitieqianjiazhu，yiguzhixiganpumianerlai。
咔嚓！
xiayimiao，linanyuyongliyinie，pangbindequantouzhijiebeiniesui，gutouchuanpopifuxianxuelinli。
“给老子爬！”