第4章 大闹酒席

yefengchuantang,lveguotingge,fanzhuoshangganghaitengzhereqidefancai,jizhenfengsaoguo,yiranlenglexie。

liuyingyingqushenbuguopianke,haoxiangshouleduodaxiuruside,lianyizhenhongyizhenbai,houcaoyadoukuaiyaosuile。

liufutishiranchisheng,mantengtengnaguopazicacazui,jingleshoucaiqishen:“wochihaole,dajiamanmanchi。”

liufutidaizhesuxinruixinfuxiulikai,mingbaizhegenbenbuxihanzuozailuyoulinbianshang。

liuyingyingzhilenglengdichuzainei,xinligenyoujianside,zhinengananyaoya,liufuti,womenzouzheqiao!

huiwudelushang,liufutixiaoshengfenfudao:“suxin,bawulidetarengle,zaizhongxindasaoyibian。shunbianbangwojigegequfengxin,jiushuowoshenzibushuangli,zhaogexindeguodelangzhonglai。zaibazhiqianjihouyekaiyaodelangzhongzhaolai,woyoushiyaowen。”

chunrichuqing,chenguangxiwei,shibanzhuanpudexiaojingrengfanzhechaoshi,yuanlideshushaozhuizhejikeyaodibuluodeshuizhu,zhiyalidehuabaodianzhepianpiancuilv,yipianangran。

liuyingyingrufubuguoliangri,luyoulinbianjiangtataileguiqie。guiqiesuibunengyingqin,queyeshiyaotaijiaode。

luyoulinpianaita,jingbugupangrenkoushe,yongquzhengqidejiaozibatajiejinlemen,zhenggehoufuyeshihongchoumantian,zhangdengjiecai,qideruixinyizhangxiaolianerzhouchengleyituaner。

suxinyaocongmingxie,qianshenkuanweidao:“rentazaipuzhang,haibushideguaiguaizoulecemen,nubihaiyiweitabenshitianda,nengbazheihoufudezhengmenqiaokaini。”

liufutiyiranzidedizuozaitangshanghecha,manbujingxindichuizhan:“tadaoshiyouzheigexin,kezanmenneihouyequemeizheigedanzi,zhihenzheihoufubunengsimianquankaini。”

ruixinwenyan,zheicai“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。

liufutitingliujialaidexiarenshuo,renyangmuruhequan,liuyingyingdoutielexindeyaojimeifuzuoqie,qideliujialaoyedangzhongshangleliuyingyinglianggezhentianxiangdeerguang,naodaozuihou,liuyingyingkuzhekelelianggetou,fashicongcizaibujinliujiadedamen,yizhiyuliangesongqinderendoumeiyou。

liufutiqiaozheshichenchabuduole,cailansanqishen:“zouba,binkedaodechabuduole。”

“furen,naqiebubaixi,houyeyefenfuguo,zhijinmenxinglibianshi,ninjiaolaizheimeduoren,huibuhui……butaihao?”suxinyouxiedanxindiwen。

liufutichunjiaohanxiao:“zheiyoushenmebuhaode,houyejixihuanrenao,wobianrangzheihoufurenaoxie,zheicaixiandezanmenhouyezhongshixinrumenyiniang。”

guoran,qianyuanmangdehuan,sixialaikezhizhidiandiandeshengyin,jinzhewangluyoulinerduolizuan,taneiliansenanenghaodeqilai?yuezhijinmenyijingmaolefengxian,yanxiayoudabaiyanxi,zhipachuanchuqu,yaosunlemingsheng。

yijiandaoliufuti,luyoulinbianbatachedaobianshangxiaoshengchize:“nijiaozheimeduorenlaizuoshenme,buzhidaozheibuheguiju?”

liufutiwugudizhazhayan:“houyeyongzhengqidejiaotaiqiedoumeijuedebuheguiju,zheidaxiderizi,wobanghouyebaijizhuoximianqingheqinghe,zendeyeyoucuole?”

“zheinengyiyangma!taijiaodeshizhizijiazhidao,zheibaixiqifeiquanzhidaole……”luyoulinjidetiaojiao。

liufutimunediyaoyaotou:“tingbumingbai。”

“ni……bendan!”luyoulinbielebantian,yebuzhidaotashizhenchunhaishijiachun,qidejiuchamaniangle。

“dage,nihesaosaozaishuoshenmeqiaoqiaohua,neibiandoukaixile,jiudengniliangni。”

liufutixunshenghuitou,jingshixiaoshuluyunzhouhuilaile。

luyoulinzheicaishuaikailiufuti,dudunangnangdigenzheluyunzhouwangzhengtangzou,liufutiyuanyuangenzaihoumian,ouyoubinkeluguo,doufenfenxiangtatoulaitongqingdemuguang。

bijingluyoulinbanianbunaqie,zheishengjinglirenrendouyiweitadeleyizhuanglingrenyanxianhaoyinyuan,haibaluyoulindangchenglezhuanyideqingzhong,yanxialaikanyebuguoruci。

ximianshang,liufutigangzuoxia,neihegebanzuideluerbianbuzhihaodaidijubeigonghe:“youlin,gongzhuniheerdimei,youqingrenzhongchengjuanshu!”

liufutiliuxinkanleyiyan,sunshimeilai,zheiluerjingbazijiwulidechongdeqieshidailaile,buyoucumei,xiaoshengfenfuruixin:“xiangfazibaerbiaosaoqinglai。”

ruixinjiling,meiyihuierjiubanlailezhengfangsunshi,sheizhierfangqieshiqiaojiansunshi,youxiebuman,lianqishenxinglidoulande,lueryeshierbujian。

sunshiliansenankan,queyouzaojiuxiguanleside,zherentianyibayizi,quebeiliufutijilanzhule,kaikouxialing:“lairen,baerfangqieshiqingxiaqu。jinribinkezhongduo,buzhidaode,haiyiweiwohoufuguijuxianglairuci,youzheqieshizuochijiuzuoxi。”

neiqieyiting,ganjinchelexialuerdeyixiuqiuyuan。

luerbunaifandiyidunjiubei:“liufuti,jinigejimaohaidangshanglingjianle,zainizijiachengchengweifengbale,haiguanqiwoyuanlideshile?”

liufutiyebunao,lengjingyixiao:“nimenerfangyiwuzi,baokuonineixieqieshi,jihuazhewomenhoufudeqian,woruheguanbude?erbiaogeruojuedebutuo,dakeyibanchuquzilimenhu。”

“youlin,nizheizhengqinihaiguanbuguan?zheishiyaofanletian?”luerdengyankanxiangluyoulin。

liufuticaibujiluyoulinkaikoudejihui,yipaizhuozilishenghedao:“daiqieshipaotoulumian,youzheqieshizuozhengxizhuwei,wokanfantiandeshiniba?”

tingdaozhengchaosheng,waimianyuanzilidebinkeyefenfenwangneitangtanleguolai。

luerbeidangzhongjieleduan,naoxiuchengnu,jiezhejiujinger,wanqixiuzibianxiangliufutiqichongchongdizouleguolai:“xiao**,fanlenile,wojintianjiujiaoxunnizheige……”

liufutigangzhunbeijiaohuyuan,xiaoshuluyunzhoubianqileshen,jiuzhuleluerdeyijin:“erbiaoge,nizheidongbudongjiuyaodanvrendechoumaobing,shenmeshihougaigai?”

“nisongshou,kanwojintianbudasitagexiao**,zheinayoutashuohuadefener,tahailihaishangle!”luerjianyourenlazhe,fanerjiaoxiaodegenglaijingle。

luyoulindeyizhanglianningdaoyiqi,yazheshengyinnushiliufuti:“nihaixianbugoudiuren?!”

luerjianluyoulinbangta,yebuzhinalaidemanli,tuikailuyunzhou,yangyanyaoshaleliufuti。

luyoulinyigetoulianggeda,jimanghanlaihuyuan,jiashangkanrenaode,lajiade,tangneinaochengleyituan。

luerjiejiufafeng,madezheshinanting。

liufutilengyanpangguanlebanshang,turantaishoujiangzhuoshangderuanbumengdiyiche,shangmiandefancaijiushui,beizhanwankuai,yingshengpilipalasuileyidi,hedenvjuanmenfenfenjianjiaoqishen,erhouxianruyipiansiji。

luyoulinjinghunweiding,luerjiuxingledaban,zhengyandengzheliufuti,yanzhuzidoukuaidiaochulaile。

xiaoshuluyunzhouyebeiheleyitiao,buyouduokanleliufutijiyan。

“suxin,badaonalai。”liufutifenfu。

suxincongming,xianglaizhizuobuwen,liufutiyaosharen,tazihuilikedidao。

“fu……futi,nizheishiyaozuoshenme?”luyoulinshigewaiqiangzhonggande,jiantajingdongledaozi,hedeliandoubaile。

liufutishuaikailuyoulin,yibuyibuzouxiangluer,jiangcaidaodijita:“erbiaogebushishuoyaoshalewo?wodaoxiangkankan,dangzhezheimeduorendemianshang,biaogeshiruhebawoshalede?”