“neinijuede**diaonihou，haihuiyoudiergerenzhidaoma？”
jiangminghaoshoushangqingjinbaoqi，liqidadaosihuyaobatadezhenggeboziqiaduan。
“ting...laoda...yaojianni。”jiangminghaohuanmanfalijiushizaidengzheinvrendehua，buranzhixuyaoyishuntajiunengqiaduanzheigebozi，ruomeihoushoudehua，tayebujianyizaizheilishaleta。
“现在？”
jiangminghaobiaoqingshifenpingjing，danyuqiquebinglengdekepa。
“keke，dangranbushi，dengniconghuaxiahuilaideshihou。”bairennvrenjiaobaidemiankongjianjianhuifu，takesouzhe，dakouchuanzheqi，gangcongsimenguanhuilaideziweikebuhaoshou。
jiangminghaongleyishengbiaoshizhidaole，jiezhetouyebuhuidexiangjichangyongdaozouqu。
shiergexiaoshi，jiangminghaorouzhemeixin，tadetoutengyuelaiyueyanzhongle。
“laoban，yaobuyaoshuiyihui，kuaidaohuaxiadeshihouwohuitixingnin。”haishineigehuangzhongrenmiankongdesiji。
jiangminghaozheicihuiguomeidaimishu，zhidailezheigesiji，yifangmiandangranshiweilejixuyunzhuanhesitedasha，lingyifangmianzeshizijidesigemishuzhong，zhiyouyigeshizijiren，tabudebubataliuzaipiaoliangguo。
“laodaqidaijiandaonindenuhuo！”zijizouhou，neigenvrenjiuzaishenhouzhongfuzhezheijuhua。
qidaiwodenuhuo？jiangminghaojuedezijikenengyijingbaolule，buguodufengdelaodayaojianziji，weishenmeni？
jiangminghaoqingshengwendao：“zhuanyuanneilizenmeshuo？”
tangzaijiangminghaoshenbianyuanbenshuidehushengsiqidesiji，yuqiqingxingdehuidadao：“meiyoudongzuo。”
jiangnanshi，linjiazhanggongzidahun，zheizhongshiziranshitongzhilezhenggejiangnanshi。
bushaodaguanxianguidouzaijinriqijulinjialitang，linjiayusujialianyin，jiuyiweizhelinjiayijingchenggongzaijiangnanshiyijiadudale，yechenggongbandaoleshinianqianfengguangwuxiandesushijituan。
zhandimianjizuzuyouwuwanpingfangmidejuxinglitangli，chuchudoutouluzhejinrihunliliangfangdeshenfen，cailidehouzhong。
hunlihoutai，yuanbenyinggaijiedaikerendelinyaoyangzhengzaixinniangdehuazhuangjian，kanzheneigecengmingdongjiangnanshidemeinvzongcaizhengzaihuazhuang。
pingshijinjinshiyicengdanzhuangdesunannanjiuyijingshirangrenyiyanxindongdenvshenle，rujindeyangzigengshirangrenganjuesitianshangxialaidebinglengxiannv。
linyaoyangzashedao：“zezeze，zhenshibianyineigejiangminghaole，zaozhiqingruci，wodaoshihaoqinidiyicishidejiaoxiuzuotaile，yidinghentaorenxihuan。”
sunannandengleyanlinyaoyang，ruoyanshenkeyisharen，kenenglinyaoyangyijingbeilingchichusile。
“youyisi，haoguinv，biedaraonimamahuazhuangle，lairangbababaobao。”
cishisuxiaoxiaoyizhisisidezuanzhesunannandeyijiao，yanjingrengshihongzhong，yishuangxiaoxiaodetaohuamouzikanshangqukelianjile。
“nibushiwobaba，nishihuairen！”suxiaoxiaoshengyinjianjiantiantiande，jiusuanmarenyeyidianqishidoumeiyou。
“hahahaha”linyaoyangdaxiaozhelikailehoutai，shizhangyekuaidaole，tayegaiqujiedaile。
jiangnanshijichang，yijiayinzhelisitudefeijihuanhuanjiangluo。
jiangminghaochuxianzaijichangdeshihou，fuzetadezhuanyuanzaojiuyijingzaizheilidenghoutaduoshile。
“滚！”
jiangminghaogenbenbuzaihuneizhuanyuanyaoduitashuoshenme，taxianzaixinlixiangdezhiyouyijianshi，jiushiganjingandaosunannanhesuxiaoxiaodeshenpang！zijidenvrenhenverxuyaoziji！
“jiangminghao，niyaolengjingyidian...”huameishuowan，zhuanyuanjiuliangyanyiheiyunleguoqu，yundaoqianzhitingjianneigegenzaijiangminghaoshenpangdesijishuodehua。
“duibuqile，zhuanyuan，womenlaobanxuyaonibaochianjing。”jinjiezhesijiyijishoudaojiurangzhuanyuanyunleguoqu。
jiangnanshi，linjialitang，hunliruqijuxing。
linjialaotaiyemanliandezhezidouyangaibuzhutajinridehuanxi，zijijiazheigesunzizhongyuyaojiehunle。
zheigejichengrenkeshitamenlinjiaqiantiaowanxuanchulaidenenggouranglinjiagengjiahuihuangdeweiyizhidingjichengren！suirantaxingshiyouxiehenladanqitafangmianjianzhishimeidetiao，jinjinjinianzhangwolelinjiaheibailiangdaosuoyoudexiangmu。
linjialaotaiyefuzheyigenlongtouguaizhang，yishenzhongshitangzhuangranglaorenyuanbenneiliandejingrenqishiquanbushifanglechulai，hunzhuodeshuangyanmaochunianqingshidejingguang，tasaoshiyiquantaixiahou，juqishouzhongjiubei，zhengzhongkaikou。
“keke，ganxiegeweidelaicanjiawosunerdedahun，zheifenqingyiwolinjiajixiale，rihouyouxuyaowolinjiadeshizhaowosunerjike。”
zheihuayichu，quanchangyipianhuaran，linjiajixiadeqingyi，zhaolinyaoyang，zheibujiuyiweizhelinyaoyangzaijintianyijingchenggongjichenglelinjiajiazhuzhiweilema？kanlaiyihougengyaoduobajiebajiezheigelinjianianqingdezhurenle。
shuowanhuahou，laorenbugudixiadecaozashengyin，huanbuzouxiaqu，jinjiezhelinyaoyanghesunannanshangtaile。kenengzheijiudaibiaozhelinjiaxinlaojiaotichenggongle。
huahuadezhangshengxiangqi，yishisongjilinjialaotaiye，qierjiushisongjizheiweijinridexinlangguan，xinjiazhu，linyaoyang！
zhangshengjianjianzailinyaoyangnaqihuatonghoutingzhi，sheiyebuxiangzaizheishihouqiangzheiweixinlangguandefengtou。
吱~
jiuzaiquanchangjingxialaideshihou，damenbuheshiyidekaile，liangrenzaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxia，xiangwuneizouqu。
咚！咚！咚！
liangrendouchuanzhezuozhanxue，meiyibudoutazaizaichangrendexinshang，buzhidaoshisheiyaozaizheishihouredaolinjiademeitou！
laizhezhengshigangxiafeijijiangminghaohetadezhuanshusiji。
dangsunannankanqingneigenanrendemianrongshi，shuangyanbushoukongzhidejuedile，sihuzhiqiandeweiqudoushifangchulaile，yididileizhubuduanzaitalianjiahuaxia。
“baoan，baoan！”zheishiyourenhandao，buguoquebeilinyaoyangchushengzuzhi，taqidaidechangjingzhongyuchuxianle。
“tuixia，zheikeshiwodeguibin！”linyaoyangqingleqingsangzi，shuodao：“zheiweijiushisunannanxiaojiedeqianfu，jiangminghaoxiansheng！”
quanchanghuaran，linyaoyangyibuyibuzoudaojiangminghaoshenqian，duizhemaikefengdashengdeshuozhe，tiaoxinyiweishizu：“niyeshilaiguanlidema？”
“观你妈！”
huiyingtadezhiyoujiangminghaodequantou，tashidalichendeyiquanzhijiejianglinyaoyangzhenggeliandademeilerenyang，biziyewaidaoleyibian。
jiuzaianbaomeifanyingguolaishi，jiangminghaoyoushijiquan，linyaoyangzuilideyachiyedousuidesui，diaodediao。
zheishianbaocaifanyingguolai，yaoyiqidongshoubaohugongzi。
keneigegenzhejiangminghaoyiqi，yiyanbufadenanren，turancongdayilichouchuliangbaqijiushiweixingchongfengqiang。
“jiu...jiuwo...”linyaoyangkanxiangtaixiazuozhedefuqinheyeye，manzuixianxueyijingrangtashuobuqingchuhuale。
彭！
yigexuedongchuxianzailinyaoyangdeetoushang，jiezhepengpengpengdeqiangxiang，zhidaolinyaoyangzhengzhanglianmeilerenxing，caitingzhi。
kaiqiangdeneirenbingbushishouchiweichongdenanren，ershijiangminghao，tashuliandehuanshangxindedanjia，zhizheguibinxiweixiangyaoshuohuadejiren。
meirenxiangxin，ganggangcaijichenglinjia，fengguangwuxiandelinjiaxinjiazhu，linyaoyangjiuzheimebeishale！