第2章
【buneng，benxitongzhishijiangsuzhulinghunqianfanhuiqu！】
“那回去个屁！”
【那你的陛下呢？】
“bixiayebuxing！sheiaisihousheisihou！zanjiajiushigetaijian，bixialilezanjiayoubuhuijiabeng！”
zanjiajiusuanquanlizaida，neiyouzenmeyang？
zaibixiayanzhongbuguoshiyitiaogouhuiyaorendebale！
银子再多有什么用？
zhangzheimeda，huozainvrenduili，haimeichangguonvrendeziwei！
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kexi，zanjiashigefeiren！
......
“xitong，nijizanjiaxiangxiangbanfa，zanjiabuhuiqu！”
caozhengtiantouyaodexiangbolanggu。
【duibuqi，qianfanchengxuyidankaiqi，wufaguanbi，72gexiaoshihou，suzhujiangbeiqianfan！】
【buguo，benxitongkeyiweisuzhukaiqiduihuangongneng，suzhukeyitongguozhuanqianlaihuodejifenjiangli。】
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“zheigehao，zheigehao！zanjiayoudeshiqian！”
caozhengtianhuayingangluo，gangganghaijingxijiaojiadelian，limabianchengleyifukusangdemoyang！
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“xitong，zaizheiliganshalaiqiankuai？”
【dangmingxingpaidianyingdianshiju，ruguosuzhunengdangshangyingdi，zhuandeqiankongpajibeiziyehuabuwan，zugouniyongjiudiliuzaizheilile！】
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meixiangdaozhenyouzhuanyuandeyudi。
曹正田惊喜交加！
yiqianshibuganxiang，xianzaiyoulenanershen，sheihaishedefangqi？
zhiyoushiquderen，caihuimingbaishierfudeshiyizhongshenmeyangdexinqing。
“xitong，zanjiachulaizhadaode，bujidianjianmianli？”
【suzhushijijiangqianfanrenshi，wufahuodexinrenlibao，qingsuzhuzixingnuli！】
【buguojianyusuzhumeiyouxinrenlibao，benxitongjuedingkaiqiduihuanyouhui，meiyibaijifenjiukeyiduihuanyigexiaoshitingliushizhang。】
“哼，真小气！”
caozhengtianqiaoqilanhuazhi，fanlegebaiyan，buguohenkuaijiufanyingguolaihuifuzhengchang。
rujinzijikebushitaijianle，zheixiexiguanna，degai！
“bujiushiyingdima，zainanyousihoubixianan？zan......wobixuxing！”
kanzhexitongmianbanshang，gangganghai72xiaoshidedaojishi，yijingguoquleshifenzhong，caozhengtianyouxierouteng！
时不我待啊！
pailepai**shangdehuichen，caozhengtianzhanqishenlai，saoleyiyanrenqunhoujingzhichaozheliupangzidefangxiangzouqu。
chenzhezheisipangzihaijideziji，dehaohaodeshuayixiacunzaigan。
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liupangzigangcongsheyingpengzhongchulai，jiuzaiganggangtazheigekansifengguangdechangwubeidaoyanpendegouxuelintou！
yuanbendinghaodeyanyuanjieguoyinweiyiwaibulaile。
yaoshiyibandejingtouyejiubale，dabulehuangeren，danshizheigejingtoubixuyaoqiuyanyuanyoudaxigongdi，erqieyaoyijingdaodi！
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谁还会真的打？
doushikaohouqitexiaohecheng！
“刘老师！”
caozhengtiantaochuyigenxiangyan，dangjidileshangqu。
fanzaodeliupangzipieleyiyanlairen，faxianjuranshiganggangbeirenchuaiyundelongtao，yushishunshoujiangyanjieleguolai。
yangangdaozuibian，caozhengtiandedahuojiyijingcoushanglemianqian。
“si......hu......”
刘胖子长舒一口气。
yiguqiangrendeqiwei，rangcaozhengtianqiangrenzhebushi。
congyuanzhudejiyili，tazhidaozheiwanyijihurenrendouai，danshitawenzhezheiweidao，zheshibumingbaihaozainali？
“你小子没事了？”
“huiliulaoshidehua，meishile！”caozhengtianhuidao。
“嗯？”
liupangzitingzhecaozhengtianshuohuadezhuaiwendediaodiao，dashouyihui。
“nixiaozi，zhuaishenmeci，xianzaiyoubushipaixi，haohaoshuohua！”
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guantani，zheigeshihoujiudedashesuigunshang，shangganzhepanjiaoqing。
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caozhengtianyaoyaotoujixudao：“fanzhengduokuileliulaoshinin。”
shuodaozhei，caozhengtiantingdunlepianke，sihoubixiazheimeduonian，yanlijingzaojiulianjiudeluhuochunqing。
liupangzineijinsuodemeitou，zuyizhengmingcishiduifangyouxinshi。
caozhengtianxiangdaozhei，xinzhongyoulezhuyi，yushikaikoudao：“liulaoshi，wokannisihuyouxienanchu，buzhidaonengbunengbangshangnimang？”
“hei，woshuonixiaozi，chayanguansedenenglidaoshibucuo！”
liupangziyouxiejingya，pailepaicaozhengtiandejianbang，yaotoukuxiaodao：
“nanchushiyou，buguonixiaozibangbushangshamang！”
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“要不我试试！”
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“ni？deleba！bieguaigeshuohuazhi，nihaibugouge！kuangqierenjiayaoqiudaxi，ninengdama？nihuigongfuma？”
liupangziyouxiebuxiedibailebaishou，zheigejiaosesuiranbushijiweizhongyaodepeijiao，danshiyeyouhaojichangxifen。
liupangzidetaidu，caozhengtiangenbenmeifangzaixinshang。
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功夫谁不会？
dangchuzijikeshizaiyumajianhunguohaojinian，zaishuoletamenzheizhonghuangdishenbiandetieshenbanban，huiyixiegongfushibixude。
youqishigongliliuchuanyijiudetiangangtongzigong，zijizheshixuelebushao。
haiyougezhongqinnashou、baguazhangzhileidetazijidouxuelebushao。
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youxiejineng，shiweilebajielingdaobudebuxuede！
buguorujinzheijushenzi，shizhantiangangtongzigongshimeixi，danshineixiewaijiadequanjiaozhaoshimeiwentia！
xiangdaozhei，caozhengtianshunjianyoulezhuyi！
“liulaoshi，niqiaohaole！”