第1章 傻子萧辰(2118字)

baoyupangtuo,longchengmougezhuzhaiqu。

“zheishazilianggeshenjiaqilaibuguoersanshiwan,nimenqiandekeshiwushiwan,nazheishaxiaozihunonglaozishiba!”

yigehubeixiongyaodezhuanghanbonongzhemianqianyigeqingniandetoufa。

qingnianmanlianchisha,kanqilaijiubulingguang。

“huge,tachuleshenzangnengmai,buhaiyouyanjiaomoma,shizaibuxingnimenbatadeyanzhuzijiwaleyexing,womenzhendemeiqianle!”yigefengyunyoucundezhongnianfunvedudeshuodao。

pangbiandezhongniannanrentanlekouqi,baochichenmo。

zheigeqingnianjiaoxiaochen,shitamenhanjiadenvxu,yigeshazi。

wunianqian,hanjiabinlinweiji,yiweidedaogaorencengshuoxuyaohanqingyajiajiyigeyongyouzhenlongminggederen,shuangfangjiehe,fangcainenggoupoju。

hanjiaxunzhaolezuzujigeyue,douweinengzhaodaoheshirenxuan,jiuzaifangqizhiji,neiweidedaogaorenjiangxiaochendailaile!

raner,taqueshigeshazi,yinci,tamenzheiyimaiyelunweilexiaobing!

hanjiacongcigaiyun,zaishangjieshunfengshunshui,congyigebuzhimingdejiazu,yiyuechengweierxianhaomen,danyinweixiaochendechisha,yeranghanqingyayijiazhujianbeijiazupaoqi,lunweibianyuanrenwu!

xiaochenliezhezui,liuzheyichuanjingyingdehalazi。

“bangbang,woyaobangbang……”xiaochensuolesuoshouzhi,suihouyongshoupenglexiamingjiaohugedezhuanghan。

“yaonima!”hugedunshibaonu,yibazhangzhijiejiangxiaochenchoufanzaidi。

baoyujiaoguanzaixiaochendanbodeshentishang,hunshennining,lianshanggengshibeiwuniranleyipian。

xiaochencongdishangpaqilai,zhizhidaoliezuishaxiao。

hanjianpingyouxiekanbuxiaqule,dishengdao:“qiandeshiwomenzaixiangbanfaba,tataikelianle,womenzheiyangmanzheqingyabatamaijizheiqunfangdaide,taruguozhidaolezenmeban!”

“nidongshenme,neikeshiwushiwana,niqunanengcoulaizheimeduoqian,tajiushigeshazi,maijirenfanzi,maidiaoshenshangdeqiguanyesuanshijietuole,hainengjizanmendizhai,yijuliangde!”zhongnianfunvhuangmeilisuoyingdangdeshuodao。

“可……”

hanjianpingzhanglezhangzui,haishiyuyanyouzhi。

“huge,nikuaibarendaizouba,zanmenzhijiandezhangjiuyibigouxiaole!”huangmeichanmeidao。

“lianggeyanjiaomojiashangshenzang,zuiduosuansishiwan,nimenhaiqianwoshiwan!”hugelenghengdao。

“nengdisishiwanyexing,shengxiashiwanwomenzaixiangbanfa!”huangmeidiantou。

“走吧,小杂碎!”

虎哥伸手抓向萧辰。

sheizhidao,xiaochenquecongdishangpaqilai,bianpaobianhan:“wobu,wobuyao,woyaozhaoxiaoya,xiaoya!”

“nizheisishazihaiganpao,laozidaduannidetui!”hugeyijiaochuaifeixiaochen。

“嘭!”

xiaochenzaicishuaizainikengli,shenshangqingyipian,ziyipian。

“wo,woyaoxiaoya,xiaoya!”

zheishihou,yiliangchuzucheshilai,yidaoqianyingrengdiaoshoulidesan,zaiyumuzhongkuangbenerlai。

“你们要干什么!”

“xiaochen,nimeishiba!”

hanqingyapaodaoxiaochenshenbian,jiannandefuqixiaochen,suihouyilianfennudekanzhehuge,shuodao:“nimenyaoganshenme,qiannimendeqian,wohuixiangbanfa,nimenpingshenmedaren!”

“nimayijingbazheishazimaijiwole,wodatazenmele,woyaoshibukaixin,zhijiebataduosuileweigou!”hugewubichangkuangdeshuodao。

“shenme,batamaile?!”

hanqingyazhenjingdehuitou,kanxianghuangmei。

“ma,nizenmenengzheiyang,womenqiandeqian,weishenmeyaorangxiaochenlaichengdan,zheihetayoushenmeguanxi,nizheimezuoshiweifadezhidaoma!”

huangmeimeihaoqideshuodao:“nizheisiyatou,zheimeweihuzheigeshaziganshenme,qianneimeduoqian,woyoushenmebanfa,fanzhengtajiushigeshazi,jiushibatamaile,yemeiyourenhuiguan!”

“ma,nihutua,xiaochenbijingshiwomendejiaren,wodezhangfu,womenyitianmeiyoulihun,neitajiushiwodezhangfu,wojuebutongyinimenzheimezuo!”

hanqingyashenchujiebaideshouwan,calecaxiaochenlianshangdewuni。

“xiaochen,fuqiyichang,napazuizhongwomenhaishiyaolihun,woyidingbuhuirangnishoudaoshanghai,zheishiwojinidechengnuo!”

xiaochensidongfeidongdedianlediannaodai,liezhezuishaxiao,benzhuodecongkoudailifanchuyigenhaiweichaifengdebangbangtang,shuangshouzuanzhedijihanqingya:“xiaoya,zheishibangbang,zheigehaotiande,wojiniliude,nikuaichi!”

kanzhexiaochendilaidebangbangtang,hanqingyaxinlixiangshibeidafanlewuweiping,yankuangfanqiyimohongrun,jieguobangbangtang,juemeirongyanjichuyizhangxiaolian:“hao,wohenxihuan。”

“heihei。”xiaochenrengshiyiliantianzhenxiaorong。

hugebunaifandishuodao:“jintianyaomenachuwushiwan,yaomebazheigeshazijiaojiwo,laozibatamaidaoheishidizhai!”

“不可能!”

hanqingyayaozhebochun,suiranxinlidagu,danhaishiqiangchengzheshuodao:

“huge,womenjiaqiannideneixieqian,woyidinghuijinkuaixiangbanfa,danshixiaochenshiwodezhangfu,bunengrangnidaizou,qingnijianliang。”

“wushiwan,zheikeshiwushiwana,hanqingya,nifengle!”huangmeiqijibaihuaidetiaojiaodama。

“niguoliangtianjiuyaojiajichenjiadashaole,nihaizaihuzheigeshaziganshenme!”

tingdaozheijuhua,hanqingyajiaoqumengdiyizhan,qiaoliliandanfuxianyisicangbai,jinminzhebochun:“woshuole,zhiyaohaimeiyoudaolihunneitian,xiaochenjiuhaishiwodezhangfu!”

“kuanxiannimenyiduanshijianyebushibukeyi,hehe。”hugeniezhexiaba,chiredemuguangsiwujidandeyouzouzaihanqingyalinglongyouzhideshencaishang。

hanqingyazhangxiangjuejia,youqishishencai,kanbiguojiyixianchaomo,zailongchengbuzhidaoyouduoshaofujiagongzidianji,zhikexibianyileyigeshazi!

“nipeiwoshuiyijue,zheibiqian,buhaiyexing!”hugexiehuotengsheng,zhijiezhuazhuhanqingyadeshouwan,jiuwangpangbiandeyigexiaoheiwulituoqu。

“a!jiuminga,fangkaiwo!”hanqingyajingkongdahan,pinmingdixiangyaozhengtuo,quegenbenwujiyushi。

huangmeihehanjianpingyehuangle:“huge,nibieshanghaiwonvera!”

“doujiwogunyibianqu,laozijiuganyipao,rangnimenshaohaijishiwan,nimenzhanletiandadebianyi!”hugeehenhendidengleyanhuangmeihehanjianping,suihoujiakuaibufa。

“buyao,qiuqiunifanglewo!”hanqingyawubikonghuang,lihuadaiyudeyangqiu。

“aa!buyaoshanghaixiaoya,nizheigehuairen!!”huran,yishengfennupaoxiaozaidayuzhongxiangche!

xiaochenwanrubaonudeshizi,chongxianghuge。

jieguo,xianeryijian,xiaochenbeihugedeshouxiayiquandafan,suihouquantoujiuxiangshijifengzhouyubandazaixiaochendanbodeshentishang!

xianxuecongxiaochenzuizhongpenchu。

meiyourenzhuyidao,xuezhubengjianzaixiaochenzhijiandejiezhishang,shanshuochuyimoweiruohongguang!