第4章夸张的数据

kaolvdaoyangzhenzhendeshenfenyinsu,xiamingteyitiaoxuanleyijiarenshao,danshiquefeichanggaodangdezhongshicanting。

“haochi......”

kanzheyangzhenzhenchidemeikaiyanxiaodeyangzi,xiamingdexinlibuyouzizhudeyongchuleyigumomingdexingfugan。

yangzhenzhendezuiliyibianchiyibianbutingdejixiamingxinao。

“nixianzaisuiranbuzaihuihuangle,danshibuyaohuixin,dichenzhishizanshide,woyidinghuibangnizaihuoqilaide。”

xiamingzhidaoyangzhenzhenshizhenxinzaiweizijidasuan,suoyitayemeiyoufanbo,zhishixiaohehedetingzhe,shouzhonghaibutingdejiangzijibohaodexieroufangjinyangzhenzhendepanzili。

“zhenzhen,qishinibuyongweilewoquzuoneimeduo,niyaozhidaozaiyulequan,renqingzhaishifeichangnanhaide,erqiewozhendenengkaozijihuoqilai。”

huilehuishouzhongdexieqian,yangzhenzhenbunaifandeshuodao:

“dazhudazhu,buyaoyingxiangbenguniangchipangxie。”

“nixianzaiderenwujiushihaohaodexiuxixiuxi,fangsongyixiaxinqing,buyaoyoutaidadeyali,houmiandeshiqingjiaojiwojiuxingle。”

xiamingwunaidesonglesongjian,tazhidaozijizenmeshuoyangzhenzhenyebuhuixiangxinde。

xianzaibixuyaozuochuyixiechengjiulaizhengmingzijizhendenenggoukaozijihuoqilaicaixing。

......

yucitongshi,douyingongsihoutai。

zhangyudeyishengjinghuyinlailegongsizhongrendezhumu,“zhangyu,niyouzaifashenmeshenjing?”

‘zhangyu’shitadewaihao,yinweihemingzishixieyin,suoyipingshidajiadouxihuanyongwaihaolaichenghuta。

zhangyulianmangjiangzheigedianjile“tongguoshenhe”,tazhuanguotoulai,dashengdeshuodao:

“wogangcaikanjianyigeshipin,zheigejueduiyaodahuo!”

zhongrengangbeitiqidexingqu,limajiuzhangyudehuajipumiele,zaidouyin,huoyigeshipinyoushenmezhidedajingxiaoguaide?

kanjianzhongrenbuxieyigudeyanshen,zhangyudunshijiujiyanle,tatengdeyizhanleqilai,yilianjidongdeshuodao:

“zheibushixunchangdeshipin!”

“tabushineizhongwunaodegaoxiaoshipin,yebushiezuojushipin,tashiyishouge!yishouyuzhongbutongdege!”

zhongrenyitinggengshimeilexingzhi,lingyigeshenheyuanhunbuzaiyideshuodao:

“yishouge?meitianyouchengqianshangwanderenshangchuanneizhongzidanzichangdeshipin,nikanyounagehuolede?”

zhangyuyipaizhuozi,bufuqideshuodao:

“它一定会火!”

shuozhe,zhangyupiaoleyiyandouyindehoutaishuju,tamengdizhengdaleyanjing,jinghuyisheng:

“huole!kuaikan,tazhendehuole!”

shenhebudezhongrenwenyan,douzoudaolezhangyudeshenbian,dangtamenkanjianneitiaoshipindeshujushi,quandoujingyadezhangdalezuiba。

“zheishuju......kaigualeba......”

zheigeshipinjingranliangemingzidoumeiyou。

danshishangchuanbuguoduanduanershifenzhong,jiuyouwuqianduodedianzan,pinglunyiqianduo,zhuanfahexiazaiyijingdadaolebabaiduorenci。

yigeshipinjiusuanzaihuo,yebuhuiyouzheimekuazhangdepinglunbili,yijizhuanfaxiazaibili。

julilaishuo,yigedianzanchaoguoshiwandeshipin,tadepinglunyejiuyiqianduo,zhuanfaxiazaibuhuichaoguoyiqian。

erxiamingdeshipin,zaiduanduandeershifenzhongzhineijiutupolelishi,shuaxinledouyindejilu。

suanxialaidehua,jiushiwugedianzanderenlimianjiuyouyigepinglun,jiugekanleshipinderenzhongjiuhuiyouyigezhuanfaxiazai,zheiyangdeshujuzaizhiqianshiconglaidoumeiyouchuxianguode。

“lengzheganshenme,haibukuaidiankairangwomenyekanyixia!”shenhebudezhongrenkanjianzheigeshujuzhihou,pobujidaidecuicuzhangyudiankaishipin。

dangjitashengxiangqi,dangcangsangreliedeshengyinchuanruerduodeneiyishunjian,suoyourendeyanshendouliangleqilai。

zheishishenmege?jingranzheimedehaoting!

shiwumiaozhongfeikuaideguoqule!

“这就完了?”

“haonanshou,gangtingdaozuihaidebufenzenmejiumeile!”

“zhangyu,wanzhengbandeni?kankanzheigexiaminghaiyoumeiyoubiedeshipin!”

“zheigexiamingyetaicaolvleba,zheimehuodeshipinliangemingzidoumeiyou,zheibushichengxindiaowomenweikouma?”

“......”

tingzhebangongshiwaimianchaonaodeshengyin,shenhebudezongbianbaozheyigebaowenbeizoulechulai。

kanjianzhongrendouweizaizhangyudediannaopangbian,tademeitouyizhou,yanshenzhongshanguoyisibuyuezhise。

“douweizaizheiganshenme,bushangbandema!”

zhongrenbeituranchuxiandehechishenghedeyisuo,zhangyuzhuanguoshen,xiaoxinyiyideshuodao:

“zong......zongbian,womenzhengzaikanyitiaoshipin。”

“youshenmeshipinzhidenimensuoyouderendouweizaizheiliguankan,nandaonimendoubuxiangyaopaozheigeyuedejiangjinma?”

“bu......bushi,zheigeshipin......tahuole!”

zongbiancixiaoyisheng,buxiedeshuodao:

“douyinmeitianyaohuoduoshaoshipin,nandaonimendouyaoxiangjintianyiyangjuzhongguankanma?”

“keshi......zheigeshipinganggangshangchuanershifenzhongjiuyouwuqiandedianzan,yiqiandepinglunhebabaiduodezhuanfaxiazai,xianzaikenenggengduole!”

嘶——

tingwanzhangyudehua,zongbiandaoxileyikouliangqi。

沉默......

死一样的沉默!

“咚”的一声。

“啊~!”

yishengjianjiaoxiangqi,zongbiandebaowenbeicongshouzhonghualuo,guntangdekaishuifeijiandaoletadejiaoshang。

zongbiandecanjiaoshengdapolebangongshizhongdechenmo,tajinghuyisheng:

“zheibukeneng!zheijueduibukeneng!”

“woconglaimeiyoutingshuoguozheiyangdeshujuzu,wojuebuxiangxin!”

yibianshuozhe,zongbianyibiandaishangerjizhong,dakaineigemeiyoumingzideshipin,zhoumeishuodao:

“一首歌?”

“yishougeeryi,jiushiwumiaodeshijian,taneng......”

geshengxiangqi,zhubianmanmandechenmolexialai。

sanfenzhong,zongbianjiangzheiduanshipinfanfuguankanleshijibian。

tashenshendexileyikouqi,jiangerjiqulexialaiduizhezhongrenshuodao:

“nimensheizhidaozheishougedemingzi?congnalikeyitingwanzhengbande?”

众人齐齐摇了摇头。

“gaisi,weishenmezhiyoushiwumiaodeshijian,zheishisheidingxiadeguiju!”

zongbianyilianbugandekanzhediannaoshangdeshipin,suihoutadelianshangluchuyisichensizhise。

“kanzheigequshi,zheitiaoshipinyidinghuidahuo,jizheigeshipinjiayigetuijian,rangdouyindeyonghuzaiyidakaishoujijiunengkanjianta,zheiyangyilai,guangkaoyonghushuashipindeliuliangjiunengjiwomengongsidailaibufeideshouru。”

“是,总编!”

zhangyuxingfendehuidaozuoweishang,zhunbeianzhaozongbiandezhishiquzuo,zaidouyinzhiyoudianzanchaoguoershiwandeshipincaihuiyouzheizhongtuijian,gangfachulaijiuyoutuijiandehaishidiyici。

“duile。”gangzoudaobangongshimenkoudezongbianturanhuiguotou,“zhaodaolezheishougedeziyuanjidejiwoshuoyisheng。”