第二章

zheizibenjia,jiumeiyigehaodongxi。

gengbietixiangluyuzheiyangjiaoshengguanyangde‘shaoye’le,

所以,

nengbure,jiujinliangbure。

zheiyidian,huachenyuhaishixiangdemingbaide。

nenghundaoyixiandeweizhi,kebushihuichanggejiuxingde。

还得有脑子。

华辰语能够看得出,

zheiweilushaoyejiushilaizheijiemu‘waner’de。

renjiayaoshiwandebuleyile,sidixiagaota,

tajueduihuinanshoudeyipi。

luyutingdaozheihua,yeshilengleyixia!

好家伙,

zheixiaoyangjingranbushangtaode?

“zainizheiyangdedaqianbeimianqian,wochangdekendingshixiacibaichu。”

“nijiupipanpipanwoba,qiuqiule!”

luyuyaoleyaotou,chongzhehuachenyushuodao。

xindao:nibuxianmawojiju,xiandewodengxiayoudianer【wuliqunao】a!

华辰语:“……”

求求了?

批判批判你?

tazuijiaohenhenchouchuleyixia!

nitmde,haishirenma?

你几个意思啊!

wopipanleni,wohaiyouhuoluma??

wodoushuolenichangdehendiaole,nifeiyaozhengwoshima??

huachenyuwangzheluyu,yiliantongkumianju。

tazhidao,zijiyidanzhenduiqiluyu,daihuierjueduiyaobeimacan!

suoyichichibugankaikou,jiazhuangwushiluyu。

而此刻,

直播内,

网友们都乐疯了!

真有你个老六的!

求求了,可还行?

“wokuaibuxingle,wodaodifenleyigezenyangdefushaoye?zaiwutaishangqiupipan,kehaixing??”

“puhahahahaha!!biebuzhule,zheiluyutaitemiaodoule!”

“wojiumeijianguozheiyangshierde,qiuzhexingtuiguanma,danpianpianxingtuiguanpidoubuganfangyige!”

“neiburanni!danfanhuachenyuganmayiju,jiudezaolaozuilou!”

“hahaha……guangjiaodebupachuanxiede,danluyuzheilaoliu,jiuchazhijieluobenle!wandezhendaa!”

“……”

zheiyimu,yesuanshishuaxinlewangyouduiyulequanjiaosedingweiderenzhile。

bujindaoyanpa‘xuanshou’,

jiulianxingtuiguanyekaishipaqi‘xuanshou’laile?

这尼玛,太惊奇了!

yangmizaiyipang,xiaodaochadianzuijiaochoujin!

xiaoyaozhierzhandongzhe,yujiefengzijinxian,

“wojiumeijianguozheimesipilailiande,zheilushaoye,saocaozuozhenduo!”

yangmixiaogebuting,xiaonaiyintiantiande,wangzheluyuyiliandehuanle。

她也看得出,

luyuzheishizhaojihui,‘shichuyouming’dimahuachenyuyidunni。

jiumeijianguozheimemangdexuanshouhaoba!

当然了,

renjialuyuganmang,yeshiyinweitayoubeijing。

huanzuoqitaxuanshou,zaojiubeimadegouxuelintoule!

“唉!”

老薛一头黑,扶额。

lushaoyedecaozuoshihensao!

他想拦都拦不住。

摊上这样的队员,

tayebuzhidaoshihaoshihuaile。

“ganjinde,biemomojijide,dianpingyixia。”

陆宇在催促。

“woshuole,nichangdezhendehenbangle,wozhendezhidianbulai。”

huachenyubeibijile,yiliandanteng。

他真不敢,

也不乐意!

reqitarenhaihao,relezheijiahuo,

daihuierzhibudingganchushenmechugedeshierlaini。

“不点评是吧?”

luyuyixiajiuheilianle,xinxiangnixiaozijingjiubuchichifajiua。

他不骂华辰语几句,

tazenmejimaobuyichuqi?

zuizhongyaodeshi,zenmehuodeguangdawangyoumenhailiangderenqizhi?

华辰语默默不吱声。

他傻了才吱声呢!

“你唱歌像作法。”

huran,luyumeiyoulaidexingrongleyiju。

“你tm……”

huachenyulianseyiqing,chadianpofang。

脏话都快爆出来了。

尼玛!

你树枝呢?

你树枝呢?!

xiaoheizi,wogennishibulianglia!

huachenyuyigemeirenzhu,chadianpofang,

辛苦才忍了下来。

憋得贼辛苦。

“人气值+4、”

“人气值+8、”

“人气值+12、”

“……”

“hahahaha,xiaobuhuole,‘fashi’kehaixing?”

“wocao,shaoye,nishizhenganshuoa!”

“zheixingrong,tieqiea!huachenyudongbudongjiuzuofa。”

“shangcineiyishou《ai》gen《shinian》,wochadianmeikangguoqu,beitajishoule。”

“tieliankaidashiba?!”

“【fashi】kehaixing?”

直播间内,

jiandaoluyuzhijieduizhehuachenyu,tieliankaida。

yigegeyedoushizhihuniubi。

而一句话,

yeshiqingsongdirangluyushunjianshouhuolejibaishangqianderenqizhi!

zheiyeshirangluyuchangdaoletiantoule。

该说不说。

dangzhehuachenyushuozheiyijuhou,shenxindoushufuduole。

不过。

骂街嘛!

有来有回才有意思。

huachenyuzheilaoliu,yiyanbufa。

jiusuanbeimaleyeqiangrenzhe。

这就有些无趣了。

“妹的,闷骚!”

luyukanzhehuachenyuyilianmensaoyanger,dunshiyemeixingqujixumatale。

“bugenwowaner,xiazhouniyaokaiyanchanghui,nikanwojibujinizhangjia。”

luyuwuliaodediguleyisheng。

zheiyiju,chadianyouranghuachenyupofangle。

他居然想起了!

tazhunbeiqiatan,yonglaikaiyanchanghuideyigewanrentiyuguan,

也是tm的陆家的!