songchenggongqianjiaogangzou，guojiajiahoujiaojiujinqule。
“你都听到了？”
lixiumeitoujincu，zaojiuchajuedaomenwaiyourenle。
“嗯。”
guojiajiashenseningzhongdedianlediantou，yeshicouqiaoluguo，ganghaotingdaoleliangrendeduihua。
“wozhidaozheiwunianganqing，nihuoxuhaiyouyixieliulian，danshiniyaokaolvkaolvzijideqiantu，fangshoushizuihaodejietuo。”
lixiuchajuedaoleshenme，yuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao。
“womeiyouliulian，woyezhidaozijixianzaixuyaoshenme，ganqingzheidongxibunengdangfanchi，tayezhishiputongren，zhudingwomenbushiyitiaolushangderen。”
guojiajiadaduanlelixiu，biaoqingshifenbingleng。
“nizhidaojiuhao，woxianqumangle。”
lixiuhuitoupieleyanshenhoudeguojiajia，zhuanshenjiulikaile。
zhiliuxiaguojiajiayigerenzhanzaiyuandifadai。
……
jiechuheyuezhihoudesongchenggonghuidaolejiali，dasuanshoushiyixiajiuqianwangwangyouliangdeshaokaodian。
cishidesongchenggongyouxierushizhongfu，zheiwuniandeganqingzaijintian，suanshichedidehuashangleyigejuhao。
zhishisongchenggongshizhongbumingbaiyigedaoli，qiantuzhendebilianggerendeganqinggengweizhongyaoma？
属实有些讽刺了。
yaoleyaotou，baluanqibazaodexiangfapaozhinaohou，songchenggongzhijiekaichequleyijiamingweiyouliangshaokaodedianpumenkou。
youliangshaokaoshiyiwangyouliangdemingzimingmingde，zhenggeshaokaodianyebusuanda，zhiyouliuqishipingmi，danzhuangxiudeshifenjingzhi。
cishitianqiyijingjianwan，youliangshaokaomenkouzhizuoluozhexixisansandejigekeren，duibigebidejijiashaokaodiandezuowuxuxi。
youliangshaokaoxiandetaiguoyuhanzhanle。
“laosong，nizenmecailaiya，lai，peixiongdihehui。”
wangyouliangzhuaizhesongchenggongdeshoujiuwangwulizou。
zhijianwuneidejiaoluobaifangzheyizhangzhuozi，shangmianbaimanlekaochuan，pijiu。
“zheigeshaokaodianxianzaibuhuijiuniyigerenba？”
songchenggonghuanguleyixiasizhou，lvedaijingyadewendao。
yiqianlaideshihou，shaokaodianchabuduoyousansigeyuangong，danshijintiansongchenggongbingmeiyoukandaozheixieren。
“hai，douzoule，liuzhewoyefabuqigongzile，buranwoyebuzhiyujiaonilaibangwobandongxiya。”
wangyouliangtanlekouqi，yaoleyaotoupoweiwunaideshuodao。
“haole，butizheixiefanxinshile，lai，zangeliangxianheyibei，jinwanshizuihouyiciyingyele，mingtianjiuzhunbeibashaokaodianzhuanrangchuqule。”
wangyouliangbailebaishou，qishenjiujisongchenggongdaojiu。
jianzhuang，songchenggongyebuhaozaiduoshuoshenme。
……
友亮烧烤店门外。
yizhangxiangshuaiqidehuwailiaomeizhubo，zhengjuzheshoujizhijia，liaozhemeizini。
“meizi，wozhidaoniele，yaobuzanliangzaifujinsuibianzhaojiacangyingguanzihedian？”
huwaizhubotongjingchengtianletianzuichun，lvedaisaobaodewendao。
tongjingchengshihuyapingtaideyiminghuwailiaomeixiaozhubo，cishizhibojianderenqizhiyoubudaoliangqianren。
zhibojiandanmuyeliaoliaowujidegundongzhe。
“666，bukuishiliaomeizushiyeya，gangjiawanvx，zheijiukaishixiangzhechifanhejiule，shibushixiayibujiugaibameizidaijiudianqule。”
“meizi，biedayingzheigeyiguanqinshouya，takebushishenmehaoren！！”
“wuwuwuwu，zheimepiaoliangdemeizi，xiangdaowanshangjiuyaobeizushiyenaxiale，wojiuqidejierbangying！！”
……
kanzhezhibojianweishubuduodedanmu，tongjingchenggangadexiaolexiao。
“xiongdimenbiedaijiezou，jiushidanchunyuexiaojiejiechidunfan，biexiangdeneimewochuo。”
“是吧，小姐姐？”
shuozhe，tongjingchengjiubamuguangkanxiangduimianshencai**，chuanzheheisejinshenqundenvzi。
“neinitiaogedifangba。”
meizidizhetou，youxiehaixiudeshuodao。
yifuyuyinghaijudeyangzi。
“xianzaizheigedianshaokaodianhaoxiangkaimenle，yaobuzanmenchidianshaokaoba。”
tongjingchenghuanguleyixiasizhou，zuizhongmuguangzaiyijiamingweiyouliangshaokaodiantingliulexialai。
“quzheijiayouliangshaokaoba，wokanjiuzheijiarentingshaode。”
“行。”
妹子答应的很果断。
zhibojiandeshuiyoumenbudayingle。
“biea，meizi，zheigoudongxiyetaixiaoqileba，qingmeinvchifanjuranxuanzequyijiameishenmeshengyideshaokaodian。”
“zushiyejuxinpocea，renyueshaozheibuyuefangbianzushiyetumoubuguima？”
“zhangdeshuaijiushihaoya，yuemeinvqucangyingguanzidoukeyi，zhenxianmu。”
……
tongjingchengsaoleyandanmu，jiumeizaidalishuiyoule，zhijieqianzhemeizideshou，lianggerenqingqingwowodequleyouliangshaokaodian。
……
jiuzaiwangyoulianggensongchenggonghedejinxingdeshihou，jiukandaoyinanyinvzoulejinlai，nandejuzheshoujizhijia，sihuzhengzaizhibo。
“laoban，banimendiandezhaopaicaixinachulai，ruguoweidaobucuodehua，wokeyimianfeiweinidaguanggao。”
tongjingchenglazhemeizi，zuozailezuijindezhuozishang。
zaimeizimianqian，gaidafangdeshihoujiugaidafang。
“buhaoyisi，nilaitaiwanle，womendianlishicaiyijingmaiwanle，jintianbuduiwaiyingyele。”
wangyoulianggangayixiao，youyumingtianjiubidianle，dianlideshicaiyagenmeizhunbeiduoshao，ganghaojintianlailejizhuokeren，jiashanggensongchenggonglianggerenchidian，jiumeishicaile。
“maiwanle？nizaikaiwanxiaoba，zheicaijidianya？”
tongjingchengshayanle，haishidiyiciyudaozheimeqipadeshaokaodian。
zhibojiandeshuiyouyeyigegenule。
“zushiye，wokanzheigelaobanjiushiguyibuxiangzuonideshengyi。”
“dui，woyeganjuejiushiguyide，nayoushaokaodianqianbanyejiubashicaimaiwande，taichedanle。”
“erqieganggangwokandao，zheijiadianshengyiyebuzahao，jiujizhuokeren，youbushizuowuxuxi。”
……
“wogennijiang，woxianzaikeshikaizhezhibode，nibuzuowoshengyi，yihuibeipuguangle，nizheijiadiankejiuzhenbuyidingkaidexiaqule。”
tongjingchengzheihuaweixiedeyiwaishizu，daizhemeizilaichifan，pengyibizihui，shigerendouyouxieshengqi。
“xiaoliang，womenbushihaiyoudianchuanzaikaozhema，jitamenba。”
yizhimeishuohuadesongchenggongkaiqiangle。
“xing，neinimenxianzuozheba，wozheijiuqujinimenshangchuan。”
wangyouliangyebuxiangnaodebuyukuai，zhihaodayinglexialai。
tongjingchengzheicaizuoba，daizhemeizizuozailegebidezhuozishang。
“wa，ganggangneigeshuaigezhangdehaoshuaiya，zheiyanzhinianyazushiyeya。”
“zushiye，bangwoyaoneigeshuaigelianxifangshi！”
“woyeyao，woyeyao！！”
zhibojianshuiyoufengkuangleqilai，youqishinvfensi。
“qie，zhangdeshuaiyoushenmeyongni，youbunengdangfanchi，zaishuole，tayouwoduocaiduoyima？”
tongjingchengbuleyile，buyiweirandefanbodao。
“nikeladaoba，nishaduocaiduoyiya，nichanggetiaowuyangyangbuxing，chuleliaomeilihai。”
“chuiniubucaogao，zushiyeyebulianhongni。”
……
beizhibojianshuiyouduile，tongjingchengyouxieshengqile。
“shuobudingneigeshuaigeyeshihuajiazini？”
直播间粉丝笑了。
“nizenmezhidaorenjiashihuajiazini？”
“wanyirenjiayoucaiyini？”
“shia，yaobuzushiyequrangrenjiabiaoyanyigecaiyiqu？”
……
“qujiuqu，buguowoyaogennimenzhibojianliderendagedu，yaoshitagenwoyiyang，meishacaiyidehua，nimenjiwoshuayigehuyayihao，huozhezangbaotu，ruguotagenwobuyiyang，wojinimentuishigemeizivx！”
tongjingchengbufuqile，likexialeduzhu。
“xing，meiwenti，womendayingle。”
“ganjinquwenba，biemojile。”
“zheishigemeizivx，womenyaodingle。”
……
zhibojiandanmuzaicigundongleqilai。
tongjingchengbeichedijiaqilaile，zhihaojuzheshouji，zoudaolezhengzailuchuandesongchenggongmianqian。