“lianqingpuguang？shichui！yangmiqianshoushenminanzijinjiudian！shenyeduchusixiaoshi！”
“jingbao！shenminanzishenfendajiemi！qiangzouguominnvshenderenjingranshita？”
“dagua！shiyeshangshengqiyangmigongkaichengrenlianqing？shichaozuohaishizhenai？”
…
yiyezhijian，yangmilianqingpuguangdexiaoxizaiquanneichuanfengle。
gedaxinwenmeitiuc、zhihushangmian，quandouzaituisongguanyutadexiaoxi。
shenzhihaiyougouzibapaixialaide**shangchuandaolewangshang！
zhengjuquezaozhixia，yichangjingtiandaxinwenzhengzaiqiaoranyinbao！
…
modou，mouzongtongtaofangnei。
lintianzuoleyigemeng，menglizijiquleyigefeichangpiaoliangdedamingxingzuolaopo，nvrenzhangdeyoudianxiangyangmi，haiyikouyigelaogongdehanziji！
zhengdanglintianrenbuzhutuoxiakuzi，zhunbeigenmingxinglaopoqinreyixiadeshihou，queturanbeirenyijiaojichuaixingle！
“kao！moushaqinfua？”
lintianrenbuzhuxiangyaomachushengle，zijiqindouhaimeiqinni，zenmejiubeirenjinongxingle？
taiqitoulai，lintianjiukandao，duimiandeshafashangzuozheyigeshencai**xinggandepiaoliangnvren。
zheinvrenyiyanbufa，yanjinglimanshifuzadebiaoqing，haishibushiditaitoukanxiangziji？
**，zheishishenmeqingkuang？
林天有些懵了！
zijibushizaipaixima？neizheilishina？nandaoshizijizaizuomeng？
lintianyebuguanneimeduole，ganggangbeinongxingtajiufeichangbushuang，buguanshibushizuomeng，xianshanglezaishuo。
“你干什么？”
kandaolintiantuokuzi，yangmilianseyibian，xiayishihoutuilejibu。
lintianyilianxingfen：“shenmeganshenme？gunanguanvgongchuyishi，zheizhongshihou，dangranshi**zuodeshiqingle！”
“ni…ni**！chouliumang！”
yangmiwojinleshouzhongdedaobaer，shenjingjinbengdidizaizijixiongqian。
yuanlai，shiqingshizheiyangde。
yangmizuotianpaiwanxitoutouliudaojiuba，juedingxiaoheyibeifangsongyixia，quemeixiangdaozaorenansuan，beirenzaijiulixiayao。
juedeqingkuangbudui，yangmilikezouchujiuba，jieguoyaoxingfazuo，yundaozailelushang。
qiahaozheishi，beiluguodelintianjianshi，daihuilejiudian。
xinglaideshihou，yangminalihaibuzhidaofashengleshenmeshiqing。
zhenjingzhiyu，zuizhongyaodeshi，liangrenjinjiudiande**beiwukongburudegouzijipaidaole，haichuandaolewangshang。
yulequanzuihuobaodenvmingxingjingranyuyigemoshengnanrengongchuyishi。
suiranzheizhongshiqingzaiyulequanlvjianbuxian。
danshiyangmiganggangqianshuduiduxieyi。
yidanshiqingpuguang，jitadailaidesunshijueduishiwufaguliangde。
yaomeshuoyangmishigehenrenni，gancuiyibuzuoerbuxiu，zhijiegenlintianxieyijiehun。
dangran，tayebuhuikuidailintian。
dezhiduifangyizhizaihengdianpaolongtaodeshihou，yangmishengcheng，huiliyongzijiderenmaijitajieshaoxinxi，yushiliangrenzheicaiyipaijihe。
keshi，wulunruhetadoumeiyouxiangdao，lintianbujinshihoufanhui，xianzaijingranhaixiangdangzhongxiuruta？
kandaoshouchiwuqideyangmi，lintiananfudao：“zheiweidajie，youhuahaoshangliang。
shouxian，diyibu，zanmenxianbabingqifangxialai。fanzhengshiqingyijingzheiyangle，shuozaiduoyeyoumeibanfawanhuiya！”
“滚！”
yangmihenhendengtayiyan，ranhoucongkoudailinachujiehunxieyi，qihuhudipaizaizhuozishang。
lintianlengleyixia，naqijiehunxieyikanleqilai，dunshiyouxieshoubulele。
**？
协议结婚？
sannianshijiandangniuzuomabushuo？haidefenfangshui？zheihaijiegepia！
离婚！
lintianmingbaiguolaizijishichuanyuele，laidaoleyigegendiqiuxiangsidepingxingshijie。
erqiehainaoleyigewuhui。
但，这都不算什么。
zuizhuyaodeshi，tabunengjieshouyuanzhuweilepaixi，jingranhuigenyangmijiajiehun！
zheitemiao，laozizuoweiyigechuanyuezhe。
maifangzi、toujijin、chaogupiao，nagebubidangxiaobailianzhuanqian？
qianshi，tajiushigepaolongtaodeqiong**si，zhonghuoyishi，zenmehainengjixuweiquziji？
“离婚？可以啊！”
kandaolintianyaozhezuichun，liangyanshanshuoleiguang，jianzhibizijihaiweiqu，yangmituranyouzhongxiangchoutayibazhangdechongdong。
太气人了！
yulequanneibuzhidaoyouduoshaorenzhuiqiuziji，xihuanzijiderengengshiconghengdianpaidaozhangchengwai。
zheijiahuodaohao，zijishangganzhejiehun，tafandaobirushexie，jianzhiqiyoucili。
xiufen！naonu！haoshengxin！
“weiyuejinshiyigeyi！xianzai！like！mashang！baqianjiwo！”
yangmizhilezhidanzishangweiyuejinpeichangneiyixingxiaozi！yilianfennu！
tahelintianjiehundexiaoxipuguanghou，renqiyijingxiadiedehenlihaile，ruguozailihun，zheirangbierenzenmekanta？
mianduilintianzheizhongchiganmojingburenzhangdexingwei，yangmijueduiwufarongren！
啥？一个亿？
林天顿时傻眼了。
zaihengdian，xiangtazheizhongmeiqianmeibeijingdeyanyuanshizaitaiduole，genbenhunbuchutoulai。
lintianyuanbenyiwei，zijijiuzheimegexiongyangle，shizaibuxingjiuqusongwaimai，huozhebaigexiaotanmaidongxi。
suiranqianbuduo，danshilaopohaizirekangtou，guoyibeiziyetingshutan。
nacengxiangzuotianwanshangzaijiubamenkou，quemomingqimiaojiandaolezuijiudeyangmi。
傍富婆、吃软饭？
lintianqianshizaiyulequanmopagundabanbeizi，shenmenvyanyuanweilepaixishangledaoyandechuang，shenmexiaoxianroubeifupokuotaibaoyang。
yulequandezheizhongzaokangwenhuatajianduole，duicijueduishishenetongjue！
zheiyishi，lintianbuguanshuoshenme，yedepingjiezijideshili，zaiyulequanhunchudianmingtangcaixing！
“ding！jiancedaosuzhuangyangdouzhi！shenjiyanyuanxitongzhengzaijihuo！”
“bangdingbaifenzhishi……bangdingbaifenzhiershi……bangdingbaifenzhiwushi……baifenzhibashi……”
“dingdong！gongxisuzhu！shenjiyanyuanxitongjihuochenggong！”
jiuzailintianzhunbeisisuozijizenmebandeshihou，tadeerbianhuranxiangqilexitongdetishishengyin！