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chuxiye,wowuyijianfaxianlaogongjinghaiyoulingyigeshouji。

yourenjitafaxiaoxi:「yuerenaoyuexiangni,guzhennanmian。」

tamiaohui:「zaijianchixia,wohenkuaijiuhuiquni。」

neinvrendeweixinmingjiao「youyou」,wolaogongzejiao「youyouwoxin」。

多好笑。

xiangbanshiyinian,xinshidandanhuiaiwoyibeizideren,quezaiwohuaizheyundeshihou,xiangyaoqubieren。

kewopingshenmerangkechidebeipanzhehexiaozhangdexiaosandecheng?

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chuxiye,wopeipopokanlehuichunwan,toujiukaishitengleqilai。

huaiyunlianggeduoyue,woyunqifanyinghenzhong,erqieshaoweicaozaxiedeshengyinjiuhuidaozhiwotoutengdelihai。

lumingzhankanchuwodebuduijing,titieshuodao,「leilejiuquxiuxiba,wopeimashousuijiuxing。」

popoyeganjinfuzhewowangwoshizou,「shenmeshousuibushousuide,doushixielaoxisubale,zenmeshufuzenmelai,kuaiqushuijue!」

wohelumingzhanlianaishinian,jiehunyinian。

zheishiwomentouyicihepopoyiqiguochunjie。

wocengwushucigankai,woshiyouduoxingyun,cainengzaiyongyouyigewanmeiairendetongshi,haiyudaoleyigeheshankeqindehaopopo。

popotiexinbangwoyehaobeizi,youxixixunwenlewochuyizaochendouxiangchishenme,zheicailikai。

lumingzhanzezuozaiwoshenbian,「shuiba,dengnishuizhewozaizou。」

chuangwailiangqiyanhuo,yingzhetawenroudemeiyan。

shiyunianguoqu,shenbiandepengyoumenganqingfenfenhehe,kewomenshizhongshilingrenxianmudeaiqingtonghua。yilucongxiaoyuandaohunsha,youjijiangyinglaixindexiaoshengming,ertayeshizhongshidangchumanyanmanxinquanshiwodeneigeshaonian,yisiweibian。

woxintounuanyirongrong,renbuzhuqishen,qingwenletayixia。

ziwohuaiyunbianyizhizunyizhubaotai,womenyejiuyizhimeiyoutongguofang。

zaizheigeyanhuacuicandelangmanchuxiye,wohuranhenxianghaohaowenyiwenta。

ketaquebawolouzaitabozishangdeshuangshouqingqingnaxialai,fuzhewotanghao,dishengshuodao,「ganjinshuiba,nishentiruo,yidingyaoduoxiuxi。」

wozhidaotashidanxinwohebaobaodeanquaneryizaikezhi,buyoumanxinwennuandiwojintadeshou,「laogong,xinniankuaile。」

「xinniankuaile,tongtong。」

daizhexiaoyi,wohenkuaijiushuizhe。

zhidaowuyezheneryulongdebaozhushengbawojingxing。

woqianbujiuchulechangchehuo,luoxialeyixiexiaomaobing。

pachao,pahei,shenjingshuairuo……

wolianmangqichuangquzhaolumingzhan。

客厅里没人。

popoyequshuile,lumingzhanzhengduzizhanzaiyangtaikanshouji。

我快步走向他。

xushibaozhushengtaichao,zhengningshenshuruxinxideta,sihaomeichajuewodaoletashenhou。

pingmushiweixindeliaotianyemian。

yigejiaoyouyouderenjitafadexiaoxi:「yuerenaoyuexiangni,guzhennanmian。」

tadehuifu:「zaijianchixia,wohenkuaijiuhuiquni。」

youyou:「haolawobuji,nizheibeizidoushiwode,xiangpaodoupaobudiao。」

youyou:「biefale,beitakanjianjiumafanle。」

lumingzhanjiuzaiwoyanpidixia,yiziyiziqiaoshangqu。

「weiqunilebaobao,wohuijiabeideaini,mibuni。」

neiyike,wonaoziliruyouhuoguang,honglongzhaxiang……

woyibaduoguoletadeshouji!