第3章 大帅哥

“zheijiushinishuodebajiuju?re,shiliansheng,buguowokanleyixia,xuancedefenyoudiangao,nixiangyaopaizidehuaxiasaijidengwoyoukongjinidaba,zheijijukendingbugou。”

tangkekejieguoshouji,gangxiangshuohua,jiutingdaoshoujilichuanlaiyiju:“erzi!biekanle,kuailaikanmaxinzhaodeyewang,haishigexiaoguniang!”

ranhousuizheduifangtuichufangjian,jiutingbudaole。

tangkekezhalezhayanjing,shuoleyiju:“nihaidailegedangmademei!”

qiaoyouweizuijiaochouchuleyixia:“woyoubuzhidao,nizheihuashuodehaiyoudianqiguai。”

buguotamenlianggesheiyemeifangzaixinshang,neimehaotingdeshengyin,tingqilaimeiyouduolao,yinggaishigehaizishangxiaoxuedemamaba,tingneihua,taerziyinggaishizaikandonghuapianba?

baozhepingmushangxianshidezuiqiangwangzheyikexingdetangkekeqinleyikouzheigepiaoliangdetubiao,bianmanyidifangguoleqiaoyouwei。

ercishi,beiliangrenrenweizaikandonghuapiande“erzi”zhengmanmandiheshanglediannao,huitoukanxiangtaneichenmiwangyoudema:

“……ma……mingtianwoyaodaigexiaoshimeijinxiangmu,wodexianzhengliyixiafangbianrenjiaxiebaogao……”

tamamabailetayiyan:“woshuoxiaohenga,woyoumeirangnidaiwowaner,jiushigaoxingma!meixiangdaojintianbuqingbuyuandidainibadaliangbayouxi,nengpengdaozheimelihaidexiaoguniang,mayijingjinjisaile,neige……”

xiaoheng?zixiyikan,zheizhengshiadamingrenbangshangtiezhezhaopiandegupeiheng。

shijiehaizhenshixiao,qiaoyouweisuibiandageyouxi,dounengpengdaogupeihengdemama。

“ma……”gupeihengkanlekandiannao,youkanlekantaxingxingyandemama,ranhouyoukanlekanyinweidadetaicaierbuganchushengdebaba。

“xingba……jinjisaishiba?jiuyiba。”zuizhong,gupeihenghaishituoxiele。

guoleyihuier,gupeihengdemamaxuyouronghetangkekeyiyangkaikaixinxindebaozheshoujimanyidizaishafashangzuohao。

gupeihengdingleyixiatoutoumiaozhetadebaba,haishijuedinghuiwoshi。

baozhediannao,zaigufujuewangdeyanshenli,gupeihengwuqingdiguanshanglewoshimen。

youdeshihou,shijiandeshiqingjiushizheimedeqiaohe,benyiweibuhuiyoujiaojidelianggerenpianpianyoulejiaoji,neimemingyundechilunzhengkaishizhuandong,yiqiedeyiqiejiangbiandeweikezhi,yexulianggerenzhijiandeyuanfencaiganggangkaishini!

diertianyidazao,qiaoyouweijiutiqianshoushihaoxuyaozhunbeidedongxi,baozhediannaoqulejiaoshi。

baijiaoshoudekezaishangwudedierjie,suoyitahaishixuyaoxianbadiyijiekejishangwanlecainenggenzhebaijiaoshouqubangongshitaolunxiangmuzheigewenti。

“zaiwomenshiyongfayudeshihou,jingchanghuichuxianyixiebijiaokunnandewenti,biruyixiejiaozhangdedanci,liru……”zheidiyijiekezhengshifayuke,zhengzaijiangzhekedefayuxuejiaoshou,zaiheibanshangxiexialetazhengzaijiangshudezheiyigejiaozhangdecihui:

“unerévolutionsocialeetculturelle.”

dajiakanzhejiaoshouzaiheibanshangxiexialeyigezhangzhangdedanci,ranhoujiutiwendao:“younaweitongxuezhidaozheigecihuishishenmeyisini?tixingyixia,zheigecihui,zaibufentongxuedebiyelunwenlikenenghuichuxiane。”

kanzhouweitongxuedoumianmianxiangqu,buzhidaogaizenmehuida,qiaoyouweizaixinlixiangzhe,dajiakendingdoumeiyouhaohaofuxifayu,yinweizheigedanciqishitamenzaidayideshihoujiuyijingxueguole。

“jiaoshou,shishehuiwenhuabiange。”ketangdaizhileyishunjian,qiaoyouweikanbuxiaqule,yushijushouhuida。

“shide,shide,qiaoyouweitongxuehuidadefeichangdedui,zheigedancini,zaidayideshihou,woyijingjidajiajiangguole。erqiezheicideqimokaoshijuanzili,bumandajiashuo,woyehuichuzheigedanci,suoyidajiahaishiyongxinqujiba。”jiaoshoudiandiantou,kandajiahaoxiangdouwangle,guyizheiyangshuodao。

zaidasidefayukeshang,zhongwenduihuajinjinzhishineimeyixiaohuier,jiexialaifayuxuexuejiaoshoucaishikaishiletadezhengshishangke。

“maîtriserlalanguefrançaise,cen’estpasseulementbienl’écrire,c’estaussibienladireetdoncprononcercorrectementle**otsquilacomposent.orparmiméti**eaveccequenousentendonsdansle**édia**aisaussidansnosconversationsquotidiennes,noussommestentésd’adopterdesprononciationserronées.

(zhangwofayu,bujinjinshizhidaozenmexie,tongyangyaoshuochulai,zheijiuxuyaozhengquediduimeidancizhengquedifayin。wulunshizaimofangduomeitizhongtingdaodehuoshirichangduihuazhongde,womenzongshihuicaiyongyixiecuowudefayin。)”

duiyuqiaoyouweilaishuo,jiandandefayuduihuaduitayijingbuchengwenti,taxianzaidefayushuipingyijingshibijiaohaodeneiyicengcile,yinweitaxianzaichabuduokeyiyongfayujinxinglunwenzhuanxiele。

dantahaishirenrenzhenzhendishangqileke,yinweitamashangyaojinxingdexiangmu,xuyaoyongdaofayujinxingzhuanxiebaogao,tahenhaipayongcuoyufa。

yijiekeguodehenkuai,youxiemeiyoujiexialaibaijiaoshoukedetongxuedousansanliangliangdelikaile。qiaoyouweihetangkekehaizuozaiganggangdeweizhishangxianliao。

“……yejiushishuo……niyaohedashuaigegupeihengyiqijinzuzuoxiangmula!?”tangkekedefenbeimeiyoukongzhizhu,yixiazijiaolechulai。

zhouweidetongxuetingdao“gupeiheng”zheigemingzi,doushiyouxiechayidiwangleguolai。

“keke!nixiaoshengdianer!”qiaoyouweiganjinbashentiwangdiyaleya,shiyitangkekedidiaoyidianer,takebuxiangzuogexiangmuzhengderenjinjiezhide。

tangkekepiedaozhouweitongxuetouguolaidemuguang,zheicaixiangshifanyingleguolai,ganmangyadileshengyin:“niquxiewulixuedebaogao,haishixiegupeihengdexiangmu!”