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woshenmeshihouduolegeerziwobuzhidao?

guyunninghuitoukanzhexiaonanhai,yanshenyiyannanjin。

tajianguoerende,danmeijianguoshangganzhejirendangerzide!

xiaonanhaibuandizhuazheshubaodebeidai,weiqudixiaoshengdao:“xiaobaba,wojintianzhendebuxiangshangyoueryuan,nibuyaoshengqibuliwo……”

xiaobaba?!jiguyunningxitoufadenandianyuanrenbuzhudaliangguyunningneizhangjieyuchengrenheshaonianzhijiandenianqingmiankong,manyanderenbukemaoxiang。

编,继续编。

guyunningweixiaozhedijixiaonanhaiyigeyanshentihuitihui。

xiaonanhaijiechudaotademuguanghaobuxinxu,yaoyaochundao:“xiaobaba,wozhidaocuole,nibuyaoshengqijiazhuangburenshiwo。”

kanguyunninghaishibushuohua,mashangluchuxuanranyuqidebiaoqing。

guyunningrenzhetouteng,dandandao:“bushiyaojiantoufa?jitaxitouba。”

wenyan,nvdianyuanbaxiaonanhaiqiandaoyibianqinziqujitaxitou。

xiaonanhaiguaiqiaoditanghao,chongnvdianyuantiantianyixiao:“xiexiejiejie。”

“xiaopengyouzhenbang。”nvdianyuandangjitigongleyiliudexitoufuwu。

guyunningzuozaijingziqianchuitoufa,denglifashixunwenyaojixiaonanhaijianshenmetoufashi,tayoukanleyanxiaonanhai。

zheixiaopohaijiurendingletabuhuinatazenmeyang,dingzhegemaorongrongdenaodaiyiliantianzhendikanzheta。

装,继续装。

guyunningzhuantouduilifashidao:“jiuhewoyiyangdeba。”

xiaonanhaimeifanbo,fanerqidaidikanzhelifashi,lifashikantazhangdejingzhikeai,ledao:“xing,youmunvzhuangfuzizhuang,laoliwojinerjiujinimenjiangefuzitou!”

suoyourenzhendebaguyunninghexiaonanhaidangzuofuziliang,zuoweibabadeguyunningzirandebaolansuoyoufeiyong。

mozheqianbaolishengxiadeyibaiduokuai,guyunningzaicigankaizheirizimeifaguole。

zheiyibaiduokuaishitazheigeyueshengxiadeshenghuofei,erzheigeyuecaiguolesanfenzhiyi!

guyunningnizheyibuyiqugenzhetadexiaopohaier,meihaoqideshuo:“haigenzhewoganshenme?haimeiyouwangouma?”

“gege,”dingzhehetayimoyiyangfaxingdexiaonanhailuchuyifuhenbaoqiandebiaoqing,kelianbabadidao,“ninengbunengzanshishouliuwoyihui?”

“wokeyangbuqini。”taxianzaizishennanbao。

“gege,xiaochenghemamazoushile……”xiaonanhaishuozhehongleyankuang,haijiamojiayangdichoulechoubizi。

……这还演上瘾了?

“xiaochengshiba?”guyunningdunxiashenpengzhexiaopohaierdelianniudaoyibianqu,“kanjianlema?gaosuwoyuanchuneidongxiangchengbaoyiyangdejianzhuwushishenmedifang?”

zaiyiganfenggezhongguizhongjudeloufangzhong,wanrutonghuazhenzhongdeguowangchengbaoshigemingxiandedibiao——huanglunsirenxueyuan,yisuoshangliuquanguifushendeernvcaiyouzigenenglirududedingjianguizuxuexiao。

“buzhidao?neinizijidedongxizonggaizhidaodeba?”guyunningjiuzhetazhifushangdehuizhangxiaowen。

yuanxingdexiaohui,shangmiandehuangguantuanheranjiushihuanglunxueyuanzhujianzhudejianlvetu。

beizhuazhumajiaodexiaonanhaizhishiaonaodizhouqimeimao,yidianyebujinghuang,zheixinlisuzhihaoderangguyunningqilejifenhaoqi。

zheixiaopohaiershinajiapeiyangchulaide?xiaoxiaonianjijiuzheiyang,zhangdahaidele?

zheixiangfayishanerguo,chuyuxianyubenzhiguyunningbuxiangremafan,yushidao:“xianzaijinilianggexuanze,yi,wosongnihuixuexiao;er,nidadianhuatongzhinijiarenlaijieni。”

xiaonanhaiduishangtajianduantoufahouluchudeqingcheshuangmou,piepiezuidao:“buyao!wojiushiyaogenzheni!woyaonidaiwowan!”

“嗯?”

“niburangwogenzhedehua,wojiuku!”

顾云宁:“?”

xiayike,xiaopohaierjinjinzhuazhutadekuguan,fangshengkuhandao:“xiaobaba,nibuyaoxiaochenglema?niyaodiudiaoxiaochengma?”

zheiyishenglimayinlaizhouweirendezhuyi,xuduochumenmaicaidedamaqiqizhuanguotoulai——

顾云宁:“……”