〔nibuyongzaiyaoqiangle，nideqianglaile！〕
tingdaozheijuhuahou，qiaolingxianruhunmi。
mimihuhuzhiji，taganjuesheizaitatoudingshangshuohua，sihuhaizaitouxiao。
“huanzheshuaidaoshitouzhedi，bupaichuyoubianchengruozhideqingkuang。”
不排除变成弱智……
变成弱智……
弱智……
啊？？
jibiantayishimohu，yigenjueqiangdezhongzhirengranwanqiangdicongbeizilishenchulai。
zheiyishu，jiushuleyiye。
diertian，qiaolingtangzaibingchuangshang，tayijinglaizheieryitianlingwugexiaoshisishibafenershijiumiao。
shijianguodezhenkuai，zuotianfangfojiuzaizuotian。
zuotianzhiqian，tahaishirenjianrenpahuajianhuaxie，chumenzaiwaihainengshunshouqilianggelaonainaichuanghongdengdeyouxiushimin。
一睁眼……
duishangchuangbianjingjirenru（guan）lang（ai）si（zhi）hu（zhang）deyanshen。
liangliangxiangwang，burubuwang。
qiaolingruowuqishidizhongxinbishangyan，zhuangmeikanjian。
e，tachuanshule，chuanjinyiben《wonalewanrenminvzhujuben》deshuli，nvzhuyudongjian，shulijihuzhiyaoshigenandejianguotahoudouhuiaishangta。
ertaqiaoling，shigesipaohui。
taxianzaishigenvmingxing，haishigeganggangpochan、dezhizhenshishenshidanqinshengjiatingbingburentadeheiliaochanshendenvmingxing。
zhengliwanjuqing，qiaolingbuyougantan，zhenshiyichanggouxuedaxi。
yuanzhujialipochanshi，yangfumugaosuta，bujiuqiantamencaizhidaodangshizaiyiyuanshengchan，buxiaoxinheyujiabahaizibaocuole，yuanzhuyinggaishiyujiadehaizi。
yangfumujiyuanzhushuailegejingtiandaleihou，yongjinshengdeyidianqianfuqishuangshuangbajiadu，xianzaigujiyijingzainanjile。jialichuleqiangzhuangruniudetaheruobujinfengdedijiuzhishengsiduchengzhongqiangle。
e，daoyebushishenmedoubuliu，zhishaozouzhiqianhaijitaliangliuleshiyideqiantiao。
pochandeba，dujiadema，shangxuededi，qianzhaideta。
haohaohao，zhenshiyichanghanchanglinlidechuanshu。
ruguoshishiwan，tahaidehuangyixia。
但是十亿？
那没事了。
dengtasihouzihuiyourenshaojita。
yujiashihaomendajia，hetabaocuodeyudongjianshiyulequandanghongxiaohua。yuanzhucongweixiangguoquzhaoyujia，danyujiapatazaiwailuanshuozhudongzhaoshangleta，jiletayizhangwubaiwandezhipiao，maiduantamendeguanxi。
sheizhidaobeijizhepaidaoletanazhezhipiaokuzhecongjiudianpaochulai，benlaiyuanzhujiuyinweizhangdepiaoliangdanmeiyoudaibiaozuobeigoubingyijiu，zheixiaheifendudingtaziganduoluopeishui，rangtabenjiubuhongdexingtubiandegenghei。
jiashangyuanzhucengjingxihuanyingdiguchengye，dandezhitaxihuandeshiyudongjianhoujiumeizaixihuan。zheiciyujiaweilebuchangta，songletayigelianzongdeziyuan，guchengyeyezaiqizhong，fensibianyikouyaodingqiaolingzeixinbusicengtaredu。
yushiyuanzhuzaijichangbeiheifenkuangzhuibalidi，zuihoubeiyikuaixiangjiaopigandaole。
youxierenkansitangzaichuangshang，shizeyijingfengleyihuierle。
qiaolingzaixinlifengkuangkenkenken，〔nigaoxingle？manyile？nizheigelengmowuqingdexitong，wozheibeizidoubuhuiyuanliangni！！gutanei！！woqiangni？〕
xitongduishouzhi，〔simimasaisuzhujiang，wadaxi……〕
〔滚！〕
〔得嘞。〕
jingjirenjiantayouyunguoqu，lianmangjiaolaileyisheng。
“yisheng，ninkankantazenmehuishi？ganghaizhengyanle。”
kanqilaiyousishisuishijishangcaibiyedetutouyishengkanshangqushifenyoujingyan，tayishounadanzi，yishounabi，saoleyanzhuangshuideqiaoling，“meishenmedashi，zuogexiaoshoushuba。”
“什么手术？”
“眉毛以下截肢。”
huayinluo，qiaolingtengdizuoqilai，hahaxiaoleliangsheng。chuisibingzhongjingzuoqi，xiaowenkeconghechulai。“miaoshoushenyiayisheng，zheimehuijie，shangbeizishitiaofuzhuxianba。”
“qiaolingnixingla？”jingjirendunshigaoxingdexianggeliangbaijindehaizi。
suiranqiaolingheifenbifensiduoshibei，dankenengshiyinweitashigecainiao，qiaolingshitadaidediyigeyiren。pingxinerlun，jingjirenduitahaibucuo。
yuanzhuderenshejiushisuzhibugou，wenhuayouxian。
她就不一样了。
她没有素质啊。
qiaolingzhangkoujiulai，“meixing，gangsilehuier，shua30miaoxiaoshipinfuhuode。”
经纪人：“？？”
“nishuaidaolenaozi，jiexialaiwennijigewenti，nianzhaodiyixiangfahuidajiuxing。”yishengbeitaruizhidexiaoronghuanglehuangshen，naqibizuojilu。
meilishanliangkeaidafangwenrouneixiangdeqiaolingguaiqiaodiantou.jpg。
yisheng：“nihaijidenishisheima？”
zheigewentixuyaoxiangma？genbenbuxuyaoa。
qiaolingzixinyixiao，tuokouerchu：“wo，shiyaochengweiyulequandianfengdenvren。wojiazhuzaifandouhuayuanyilingyihao，babajiaohuyingjun，mamajiaozhangxiaoli。wohaiyougedidijiaoqiaozhi，qianliangtianyinweidiaoxiliangjiafunvbeibianxiafan，genzhetangsengzhaoshejingjiuyeyequle。tingshuoluguoyipiancaoyuandeshihou，pengshangjizhihuishuohuadeyangheliangtoulang，zuihoutamenyiqishangliangshandaobachuiyangliule。”
bingfanglijingmoyishun，shengxialianggerenduishiyiyan。
yishengyoutaiyankanta，toushanghuanhuankouchuyigewenhao，“youbing？”
qiaolingjianduoshiguang，yikanjiuzhidaozheiyishengmeijianguozheizhongdachangmian，“ngna。”
没病谁来医院啊？
yishengyouwen：“kuaisuzuoda，3+5dengyuji？”
“8。”
“6×7等于？”
“42。”
“54643×34399＋879dengyu？”
“……349。”
“？嗯？？”
yishengyilianmengbimangrandikanxiangqiaoling。
qiaolingyilianmengbimangrandikanxiangyisheng。
yishenghuranhuaiyizijidesuanshunengli，buquedingdiyouwen：“niqueding？”
“buquedinga。”qiaolingyiliankanshazidebiaoqing，“nijiushuokuaibukuaiba。”
jingjirentoulaichongbaidemuguang，qiaolinghuilegeanfudeyanshen，yiqiekantabiaoyan。
yishengxiangshuodianshenmedanwufafanbo，zuibadongledong，jixuwen：“xiacizaifashengzheizhongqingkuangzenmeban？”
qiaoling：“zouyibukanyibu，shizaibuxingsibanlu。”
yisheng：“xianzainitouhaimeihao，xianbiekanwangshangneixie**nideyanlunzhidaoma？”
qiaoling：“fangxinba，yiqianshiyiqian，xianzaishixianzai。yiqianshiliumang，xianzaishibiantai。lunbiantaitamenhaibibushangwo。”
yishengdunlexia，nglesheng。
ditourenzhenzaibinglidanshanghuhuxieshang：ruozhiyige，chuyuan！
“qingkuanghuifubucuo，huiquyihouduozuozhilifujian，duinilaishuomeihuaichu。”
“e。”qiaolingweixiao:)。
jingjirengenzheyishengqubanchuyuanshouxu。
wusuoshishideqiaolingfanshenxiachuang，zoudaoweishengjianxilebalian。
taitou，jingzilishiyigedameiren。
zhangfasanluo，ershisuizuoyou，mingyandongren，36d……tazhijietiantiantiantiantian！
〔bukuishiwo，weixianyoumirendefanpai！！aaaa，renzhangshangxiachunbujiushiweileqinzijima，wodouyoudiankewoliangle。〕
p.s.
1、wuluojibujiangli，fafengjiangzhi。biegenwojiangdaoli，yinweiwojuedenishuodeyoudaoli。quantibengrenshe。
2、tianchong（？），wanrenxian→wanrenmi，1v1。fadiannvmingxing×youqianxiaoshaoye。
3、脑子寄存处。
4、公主请加书架。