第1章 假丈夫

shenye,zaisonglaobanyinzonghuijiadelushang,woxinbuzaiyan,yanshenlaowanghoushijinglisao。

neishiyinwei,cishicike,wosuojiashidezheilianga6dehoupaizuoweishang,zhengzaishangyanzheyifu“huochungong”!

“ngheng,yinzong,nitailihaia!renjiakuaishoubulele。”

“hehe,xiaoyan,kuaikan,nilaogongzaitoukannini!”

“gegege,yinzong,nihuaisileni!”

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yijudiaokan,gangadewoganjinbashixianshoulehuilai,renzhendekanxiangqianfangdelukuang!

suishiduanzandeyipie,danxiangyandehuamianyijiurangwojingxindongpo!

meicuo!zheigeshoufuzhecheyikaobei,**zuozailaobanhuaili,yaozhibutingniudongdenvrenqueshishiwode“hefaqizi”,danyoubushizhenzhengdefuqi!

yiqie,haiyaocongyigeduoyueqiandeyichangmimijiaoyishuoqi。

wojiaojiangming,yanjiushengbiyeyuhaichengnongyedaxueshouyixuezhuanye,zhuxiumuzhudechanqianhulifangxiang。

zheigezhuanyeshuobaile,jiushiliyongzhongshouyidetuinaheyaowudefangfalaijiejuemuzhudelengdanwenti,tigaoyuzailv。

maosijiuyeqianjingbucuo,danxianzaizhuchangyiqiedoushizaikaojiqiyunzuo,bukaoshouyiren,biyehouwoyeyizhimeizhaodaogongzuo。

lvlvpengbihou,haoburongyizaiyijiashengchanhuotuichangdeqiyezhaodaoleyifenzongcaibanwenyuandegongzuo。

raner,gangshanglemeijitiandeban,jiazhongjiuchuanlaileehao:woneigangshanggaoyidemeimeidelebaixuebing,jixuyaoqianlaijiuming。

wojianongcunde,genbencoubugouzheijishiwan。

gezhongzhejishanghuojiubushuole,zoutouwuludemama,jingranrangwogengongsidelaobanshangliangshangliang,kannengbunengconggongsilijieshangdianqian,jiumeimeideming。

tashizaishitaitianzhenle!zheizhong996desiqizenmekenenghuijieyuangongqianjiujiashudebing?

genghekuangwohaishigexinyuangong!

danfanshizongdeshishangyishicaisixin!jiumeixinqiedewo,haishiqiaoxiangledongshizhangbangongshidemen,xianglaobanyinzongtichulezijideqingqiu。

yuanyiwei,yixiangyinzhikebodeta,huichaoxiaowoyifanshenjingbinghourangwogundan!

raner,churenyiliaodeshi,yinzongjingranshuangkuaidedayingle!zhishitichuleyigeyaoqiu:neijiushirangwohetademishuyanxiaofujiehun,zuoyiduierjiafuqi,bangzhutayanrenermu。

yinzonghemishuyanxiaofuzhijiandesiqing,zaigongsiliyijingbushishenmemimile。

youqianrenxihuanzhao“xiaosan”,danshijianzhangleyeshimafan!

yinzongshikaolaopoqijiade,tajintiandeyiqiedoushiyuefujide。

tangruoranglaobanniangzhidaotazaiwaimianhugaodehua,neihouguojiangbukanshexiang。

suoyi,jiuxuyaobaqingrenjibaozhuangyixia,baozhuangchengbierende“qizi”。

zheiyang,jikeyiduzhuxianyansuiyu,yebuyingxiangzijiheqingrenjixuhuanyu。

zuoweibaoda,yinzongchengnuo,budanbaolanwomeimeiquanbudeyiliaofeiyong,erqiekeyirangwohunhouhexiaoyanyiqimianfeidezhushilideyitaoxianzhidefangzi,bingpeishangyiliangaodia6dejiaoche,meigeyuehaiyou5000yuandechebu。

tongshi,yetibawoweizongcaibandefuzhuren,gongzidaiyutigaodao2wanyuanyigeyue。

rucitiaojian,womeiyouliyoujujue,guanjianshi,jiurenrujiuhuo,meimeidebingqingdengbujile!

woxiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocao,guoduandayingxialaihou,shenzhidoubuganxiangxinzheishizhende!

anzhaoyueding,wozhixuyaojiyanxiaofudanggouwuniandejiazhangfujiukeyile,wunianhou,jiukeyitichulihun。

huidaolezongcaiban,kanzhefuanmaitougongzuo,**yaoraodeyanmishu,wojianzhibuganxiangxin,zijijuranhaihuihetayouzheizhongjiaoji?

zheinvrenqueshishigeyouwu,a4yao,mitaotun,pifubaixi,wuguanjingzhi,youqishineiyiduier**qiaopidehuliyan,gengshiyouyizhonggouhunshepodemei!

tazouludeshihou,**haihensadeyiniuyiniude,gaogenxiecaidegagaxiang,jinxianyouya,ganlianhexinggan,kanderen“xinhuopengpai”。

yongqihuabulaocuidehuashuo,nenggenzheixiaoniangmenershuishangyiwan,diertianqiangbiyezhile!

keguandejiang,paokaihelaobande“huabianxinwen”wai,yanmishuzheigerenjiwodeyinxianghaishitingbucuode,taxinggekailangdafang,yeleyuzhuren,gongzuoshangmeishaobangzhuwo。

jiehunhou,chule“waiyu”wai,tajuranhaishige“haoqizi”。

budanqinyuzuojiawu,meitianhaiqinzixiachu,jingxindejiwozhunbeifancai。

youqishineiyishengsheng“laogong,laogong”jiaodeqin,chumenzaiwai,wulunshishangxiabanhaishiquchaoshi,zongshiwanzhuwodegebo,tianmixingfudeyangzi,jiuxiangrelianzhongdeqinglvyiyang。

yourucimeijuanzaihuai,wairendouxiangwotoulailexianmudeyanshen。

danwoxinlihenmingbai,bingshiketixingzheziji,woliangzhishi“hezushiyou”deguanxi,gequsuoxubale,qianwanbuyaoxiangtaiduo。

danyouxieshi,shijianzhangle,yehuirangrendeneixinfashengweimiaodebianhua。

youqixianzaishixiatian,zhouliuzhouri,yanxiaofujiuchuanzheyishenleisibiandeneiyikuzaijializouqulaizouqu,yaotiaomeihaodeshencaijinxianwuyu,yishengshengqinqiede“laogong”,gengshirangwoyoushihouchadiandairujinjiaoseli。

qishiwoyebumingbaizheiyanxiaofuxinlishizaxiangde?

dajiadoushijilaobanfuwude,hebizaishenghuozhongyegaochenggezheiyang?

nanbuchengshuo,tahaizhenxianghuanxiangzhemouyitian,wonengjieshoutadeguoqu,ganxindangjiepanxiama?

suiranniyanxiaofushihenmei,danwoyebushineizhongmeichuxidenanrenya?

denglaozizhuangouleqianhou,wokendingshihuizhaoyigeganjingbenfendenvhaizhenjiehunde!

suiranyizhilizhizaixian,dannanmianyoushihouyehuibeiyanxiaofushenghuoshangdeyixiexijiesuodadong。

birumeitianshangbanqian,tadouhuibawodepixiecadeganganjingjing,haihuizhudongdejiwoxichouwazi。

woshuobuyongtaxi,taqueshuoliangkouzizheiyoushade?

renjiuhaipayige“qing”zi,yidandongleqingnian,jiuhuishoushanghai!

wodaotanbushangduiyanxiaofudonglezhenqing,danmeicitachumenyaogenyinzongyouhui,woxinlidoutingbushufude。

按理说,不应该呀!

没有爱,哪来的恨?

woyebuzhidaozijizheishizale?

nandaoshuo,yanzhijizhengyi,zijizhendexihuanshangyanxiaofulema?

jiuxiangjintianwanshang,taliangzaichehoumianguihun,wokaizheche,xingenbenjingbuxialai!

tingzheyanxiaofuneiyishengshengjiaomeidehengyin。woxinlimanshijiduhehen,shuobuchulaidebiequ!

bayinzongsonghuilejia,woliangzaihuiqudelushang,bicijianyiyubufa。

zheishitaliangdiyicidangzhewodemianxinggouqiezhishi,yiqian,doushiyanxiaofu“jiaban”,huozheshuobanyechuzou。

jinlejiamenhou,takenengyejuede“kuijiu”,yaozhezuichun,dizhetou,zhudongdegenwodaoqian:“laogong,duibuqi!”

woxiaolexiao:“yanmishu,nishuoshani?nagennaera?”

“laogong,womendoushikumingren,huodedouburongyi,xiwangninenglijie。”yanxiaofuneijiudeshuozhe,liangxingqingleihailiulexialai。

“eiyou,nizheishiganmame?wolijiewolijie!”woanweidao。

“laogong,yaobu?jinwan。woguolaihenishuiba?”tadizhetounannanxiyu,shengyinbiwenzihenghenghaidi。

shuoshihua,tingdaozheihua,woshentibennengdeshiyouxiefanyingde,danbijinglizhizaixian,haishiweiwandejujuele:“eiya!kuaibienaole!zaodianhuifangjianxiuxiba。”

huidaolewoshihou,guanshangmen,wodianzheleyigenyan,momodechouzhe,yeshiyufabulijieyanxiaofule。

benlaijiushiyichangjiaoyi,tanshenme“duibuqi”ni?gaodehaoxiangzuocuoshileyiyang,haidiaoyanlei。

buguo,taneiju“dajiadouburongyi”,daoshirangwoyouxieceyinhetongqingle。

huoxu。tayeyounanyanzhiyinba……

chuyu“bianjiegan”dekaolv,woyizhimeigenyanxiaofushenrudeliaoguo,bulejietadeguowang,dannengganjuedechulai,tashigeyougushideren。

beiwoquanzouhou,tasihuhaibusixin,youjiezhejiwodaobeishuideliyou,jinwulai,xiangjinwanjiuliuzaiwozheilishui,danyijiubeiwojijujuele。

neibeishuiwoyemeihe,choujianchuangtaishangdehuakuaikusile,zhijiejijiaohuale。

shenye,woshimianle,mannaozidoushiluanqibazaodeshier,jidanxinmeimeidebingqing,yourenbuzhuhuiyihoushijingzhongdehuamian。

neiyanxiaofuzaihoushijinglihewosimuxiangduishi,cumeixiangshoudelianshang,jinghailuchuleyimomeixiumeisaodexiaoyi……

ca!**desao!**dejiana!

nizheimesao,heyihewodanduxiangchudeshihou,youguzuozhenchenghechunqingni?

buzhidaodaolejidian?gangmimihuhuyaoshuizheshi,menwaiketinglichuanlailekaimendedongjing,haiyoulianggerenshuohuadeshengyin!

擦!是尹总!

没错!

tajuranbanyelaijialile?

erqie,taheyanxiaofumeiyouqulingyijianwoshi,ershichaozhewozheigewulaile。

擦!这俩货想干啥?

wojiazhuangzijishuizhele,menbeiningkaihou,dantingjianyinzongxiaoshengshuo:“buhuixinglaiba?”

“fangxinba,fanglesanpiananmianyaoni,xingbulai!”yanxiaofuhuida。

wocikedanaoyipiankongbai,zheitamashixianggansha?sharenmiekouma?