第一章

zhidaodaxingouxiangyangchengleixuanxiujiemu《ouxiangyouni》banjianglikaishideshihou,wocaijieshouwannaohailidejiyi。

wochuanyuele,chengweileyimingouxianglianxisheng。

lishisangeyue,guoguanzhanjiang。

suiranpaimingdiqi,danyeshicaixianchudao。

bineixiebunengchudaodexiongdimen,yaoxingyuntaiduo。

dengguangcuicandebanjianglishang,zhuchirenhongliangdeshengyinxiangqi:

「rangwomenyouqingshenqiyuledongshizhangzhaosihan,weidajiabanfashuyunimendechudaojiangbei。」

yingmianzoulaileyiweishencaimiaotiao,mianrongjingzhideyujie。

dengdeng,zheigerenzenmekanqilaiyoudianmianshu。

taweixiaozhenazhejiangbei,yizhaomingcibanfa。

bakeyoushuzi7dejiangbeisaidaowoshoushangshi,erbianxiangqileyidaowenrouyouchongmanshaqideshengyin:

「nizhongyuluoruwoshoulile!」

woxiangqilaile,zheibushiyuanzhuxiaoshihoujingchangqifudexiaokubaoma?

huaile,xianzaidewoshiwofeiwo,jieshibuqingle。

erqiehaiyaozaitadeshouxiadagong,wanle,babiqle。

naohaizhongxiangqileyidaoluoliyin:

「ding!faburenwu:yiniannei,gonglveshenqiyuledongshizhangzhaosihan。chenggongkehuoming,shibaijiumosha!」

什么玩意儿啊!

dengdaolechuanyuejinshouzhi,querangwonaxiasiduitou?

这是什么疯批系统?

我还心存侥幸:

「xitongdada,gonglvedeyisishinaxiatadeshentihaishiganqing?」

luolishunjianbianchenglebaozouluoli:

「chengnianrenhaitiaogepi?dangranshitongtongdouyao!」

「erqieniyaozhuajinle,wowendaoleyizhongtongleideqixi,haiyouqitagonglvezhe。」

「shenme?duixianghaishizhaosihan?」

「zheigebuqueding,danyouhendadegailvshi。」

womengle,zhixiangtanyichangtiantiandelianai,quehuoshengshengwendaoleyisixuexingwei。

genxitongjiaoliukansiguolehenjiu,qishijiushiyishunjian。

waimianzhuchiren,yourangheyingliunian。

dongshizhangkenengtufangbian,jiuzaiwopangbianzhanding。

tadejuanfasaoguowodelianjia,youzhongsumagan。

「lichenghao,mingtianlaiwobangongshiyitang!」

这女人心眼真不大!

mingtianshiwogangjingongsidediyitian,jiudengbujiyaoshoushiwole。