第一章

“yeeryagunchuyulequan!”

“meixiangdaotafangdaozijijia,yeeryahaiqian!”

“xiaosanqusiqusiqusi!”

“抄袭狗滚粗!”

shoujibutingzhendong,wushumanmazhengxiankonghouyongjin,woquemeiyouxiangcengjingyiyangbengkuidaobashoujizhijiezadiao。

liluoguanji,wojingjingdaliangjingzhongdeziji。

miansecangbai,shenqingweimi,yanquanlvehei,shizaibunengshuojiankang。

danzuolianshangmeiyouba,tingliyemeiwenti。

taishoumoshangjingzi,binglengdechuganrangwozaicimingbai,wohaihuozhe,wanhaowusun。

我重生了。

woduanzandeqianbansheng,huihuangyoucanlan,zuyichaoyuejuedaduoshutonglingren。

suirangueryuanchushen,quezaidagonglushangouyuxingtan。

suishoubaoming,pingjiezijidetianduhoudeyinlecaineng,wozaiyidangyinlechuangzuojiemuzhongduoguan,beichengweidapozibendeqimingxing。

cihouyiluzouhong,ershisuineinianluohuyixianchengshi,yongzijizhuandeqianmaifangmaiche。

dangshiwoyiweiwoshirenshengyingjia,shijiedezhongxin。

后来一切都变了。

tiqianjieshugongzuo,wohuidaojiali,quefaxiannanyougentonggongsidelingyimingyirengunzaiwodechuangshang。

“er、erya,nizenmehuilaile?”sunminghuangmangtishangkuzidemoyangfenwaichoulou。

wolengxiaozhe:“wohuilaikanhaoxia,kanwonanpengyoushizenmezaiwodefangziligenbierengunchuangdande。”

liushanshanquemeixiangsunmingyiyangxinxu,taqingqingbajiandailashangqu,youyizhongrangrenbujiedecongrong:“erya,dajiadoushihaojiemei,buguoshigenanrenma,biedangzhen。”

“haojiemei?”wobuxie,“jubeneryi,nidangwoyuanyi?yaobushigongsijidegouduo,pingniyepei?”

“gaosuni,mingtianwojiuhuizhaogongsibahetichaozuoheyuequxiao,nizuihaofaweibodangzhongdaoqian,fouzewobangnifa!”

jiangliangrenliantongsunmingdexingliyiqidiuchuquhou,wojiejiujiaochou,henhenzuileyiye,dangshiwoyiweizheishiwoershinianlaidieguozuidadeyijiao。

kediertianyizao,putiangaidideresougaosuwo,wohaishitaitianzhenle。

yuanlaiyouxiehuabutongrenshuochulai,jingrannengdechuwanquanbutongdejielun。