第3章 陆清王灵铠悟空开口跪

导播室中。

yinlezongjianzezechengqi:“meixiangdaoluqingzheixiaohaihaizhendeshangqule,zheixiaqihunanxiale。”

“neikebuyiding,wanyitashuode《wukong》zhendehaotingni。”daoyanleheheshuodao。

yinlezongjianshuodao:“kenengxinghenxiao。”

“为什么?”

“sunwukongzheigexingxiangyijingbeibiaodaguowushucile,rangrenermuyixindechuangzuohennanhennan。”

“万一呢。”

“nixiangxiang,wulunshidongman、xiaoshuo、dianying、yinlehuozheyouxi,youguansunwukongdezuopin,gejiniancainengyouneimeyigejingyanzhizuo,neidoushigegexingyededalaodejiezuo,wobukanhaoluqing。”

“shangyigechuquandeshi《wukongdazhansantijiandui》,yeyijingguoqujinianle,anzhaonishuodeguilv,yegaidaochuhaozuopindeshihoule。”

yinlezongjianyaoyaotou:“duoshaorendouxiangni,youyoujigezhenzhengnengbawukongchanghaode,zhongjiuyaokanzuopinde。”

此刻。

luqingzhunbeijiuxuhouzhandaowutaizhongyang。

zhuchirenxunsudiaozhengxianchangzhixu,xunwenluqing:“nizhunbeihaolema?”

陆清点了点头。

zhuchirenjixuzhuiwen:“neimeniyoumeiyouxinxinjibaiwanglingkai?”

luqinghuidadao:“woxiangzuodeshibushijibaiwanglingkai,ershichangchuwoxinzhongdewukong。”

zhuchirenjiangonghuoshibai,zhihaoduizhejingtoushuodao:“hao,guanzhongpengyoumen,jiexialaishiluqingweinidailaide《wukong》,jingqingxinshang。”

fudaoyancishizuozaitaixia,miansecangbai,tajuedezijiyidingshifengle。

weishenmezheichangnaojuhuifazhandaozheizhongdibu。

daodishinagehuanjiechucuole?

zijizenmejiuxuanleluqingzheimegecha?

我今年是水逆吗?

不!不对!

fudaoyanduoniandecongyejingyangaosuta,zongyijiemuzhongfashengchongtubingbukepa,kepadeshichongtumeiyouxijuxing。

yikaishidaoyanjideyalitaida,yixiarangwoluanlezhenjiao,xixiangyixia:

ruguoluqingyanchangdegequbiaoxiandehenhao,bi《dasheng》yaohao,neimezheiyiqidejiemujiuhuifeichangyouhuatidu。

zijibudanbuhuishoufa,fanersuanshiligongle!

所以——

luqing,baituochangdehaoyidian,changdehaolewoguannijiaodiedouxing!

fudaoyanbasuoyoudexiwangdoufangzailuqingshenshang,muguangzhuozhuodidingzhewutaishangdeluqing。

拜托了!

wutaishangdeluqingduileduilaoshidiandiantou,shiyizijiyijingzhunbeihao。

leduilaoshiyijingdiaoshihaoyinxiangshebei,tayexiangkankanzheishouzaizheimeduanshijianneizhunbeide《wukong》daodizenmeyang。

shuhuandegangqinyinhuanhuanxiangqi,huanraozaiyanbodatingzhizhong。

《wukong》deqianzoubuzhang,dan20jimiaodezuyibarenlarudaogequdeyijingzhizhong。

jiezoubianman,qinyinjianruo,luqingkaikoule:

“yuejianxinghe,zhanglumanman。”

“fengyancanjin,duyinglanshan。”

peihezhebanzou,xianchangdeguanzhongxunsuchenjindaoluqingdeyanchangzhong,fangfozhishenyuyuemingqiexingfandeyewan。

zouzaikongkuangdeyuanyezhong,sizhoudouhenanjing。

yitiaobizhidedadaotongwangkanbujiandeyuanfang,hezheyueguang,yigegududeshenyingzaimanmanqianxing。

luqingyebeizijidesangyinjingzhule,tazhidaozijidesangyinbiqianshigenghao,danmeixiangdaohuihaozheimeduo。

yijingdadaolekaikouguidechengdu。

cishideguanzhongxizhongyipianpian“**”“**”deshengyinxiangqi。

“zhei,zhei,taiyouyijingle。”

“**,taihaotingle,niyaobushuo,wohaiyiweinagetianwangchangdeni。”

“开口跪!”

luqingsuoyanchangchudenongliedeguduganyingdeyipianjiaohaosheng。

dandaduoshurendoujingjingditingluqingyanchangzhe。

tamenmeiyoushuohua,tamenpaduoshuoyijuhuajiupapohuaidiaozheizhonggudugan。

youdeshihougudushimirende,yinweimeigerendouguduguo,guduhuirangrenyoufeichangqiangliedegongminggan。

“sheijiaowoshenshoubufan,sheirangwoaihenliangnan。”

“daohoulai,ganchangcunduan。”

qujingzhilukuzaomanzhang,jingchangfengcanlusu。wukongzongyouyishenbenling,quemeiyouyigekeyidongtaderen。

suiranwukongkansiziyourenxing,shijishangquebunengsiyidiaihehen。

wukongdeziyoudoushibeifushanglechenzhongdejiasuode,daohoulaiyezhishiganchangcunduan。

后台休息室。

geshoumenfenfenzuozhileshenti,meiyourenzaiquliwanglingkai。

“wae!”yougeshoujingtanluqingdechanggong。

youdegeshouzezuozhishenti,yiyanbufadedingzhedadadexianshipingmu,xianranbeizheishougexiyinle。

sheijiaowoshenshoubufan,sheijiaowoaihenliangnan……

youdegeshouzhongfuzhegeci,qingshengninanzhe。

liangjuhua,baneizhongguduganyoutaishengleyigecengci。

tamenkanxiangluqingdeyanshenzhong,daileyidiankongbudeyiwei。

waixingkanrenao,neixingkanmendao。

zheixieguoneidingjiandegeshoushineixingzhongdeneixing,cishidouyouyigexiangtongdekanfa:

zheigeluqingshicongnalimaochulaide,nianjiqingqing,jingranyourucigaoshendeyinlezaoyi。