001 这系统闹呢?

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镜头前。

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【woyaoqukuahuopenle,qinmenxianliule!】

……

lintianmanlianheixiandezouzheshanlu。

CPU都要干烧了。

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算了,有总好过无。

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山路不好走啊!!

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【wa!!gegetaishuaile!】

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回家要做的事啊。

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林天娓娓道来。

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把大家都听惊了。

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