第1章 颠覆三观的梦境

“ainitingshuolema?jintianwanshangheershaoyehuilaicanjiajiuhuini。”

“zhendejiadea?neiwozaiqubugezhuang,dengxiazhaogejihuilululian。”

“haha,nikesuanleba!neiweishaoyekebuhaore,nikebiequzuosile。”

bohuanyicongxishoujianzhuanchulai,jiutingjianlezoulanglijigezhuangrongjingzhideguniangmenzaixingfendeqieqiesiyuzhe。

tajiaobuyidun,naohouzanzishangdefeicuizhuziqingqingpengzhuangzaiyiqi,fachulehaotingdecuixiang。

neijiweixiaoshengjiaoliudeguniangmenxianranshifaxianletadecunzai,fenfenkanleguolai,youjigerenshitadeliansedunshijiubianlebian。

bohuanxiangshishenmedoumeiyouchajuesidechongtamendiandiantou,weixiaozhemaibulikaile。

yourenxiaoshenggankai:“zheishinajiadeqianjina?qizhiyetaihaoleba。”

“qianjin?”yigejiuhongsezhangfadeyuanlianguniangshouhuijidudeshixian,buxiedelengxiao,“tabuguojiushiheershaoshenbiandeyitiaogoubale,yigebaomudenver,meiyouershao,talianjintianjiuhuidemendoujinbule。”

tashuohuashengyinbingbuxiao,xianranyemeidasuanyaobizhehaiweizouyuanderen。

bohuantingzheneiguniangzaibeihousangmenpodadegenshenbianrenxuanchuanmoheiziji,lianshanghaowuyise,zhigoulegouchunjiao,jiaobubutingdejinledianti。

diantiyunxingdejianxili,tapiantoukanleyiyanjingmianqiangzhongyingzhaochudeziji。

tazuijiaoyeshixiguanxingdeshangyangzhe,yongyuanbaochizhedetiyouyouyadehudu。

pangbianxizhuanggelvdenianqingnanrenpinpindejiangmuguangyidaotashenshang,zhudongdashanlejiju。

jintianlaizheilidefeifujigui,bohuanlimaoxingdeyingchoulejiju,huranmeitoumeinaodewenleyigewenti……

“xiansheng,ruguoyouyitian,nintiqianzhidaolezijiderenshengjieju,ninhuizuoxieshenmeni?”

nianqingnanrenlengleyixia,suijiduizheigeqimiaodehuatibiaoshilexingqu,“dagaihuixiangjinbanfagaibianyixieyihandeshiqing,shizhequguobuyiyangderenshengba。”

“gaibianme?”bohuanzhazhayan,jieryanranyixiao,“woxihuanzheigedaan。”

zaijujueleliuxialianxifangshidetiyizhihou,tazainianqingnanrenyihandemuguanglijiaobuqingkuaidezouchuledianti。

liangfenzhonghou,huisuomenqianyiliangheisedeasidunmadinghuanhuanshilai,pingwendetingxia。

bochedeshizhegongjingshangqiandakaichemen,xiayimiao,yitiaoxiuzhangyoulidezhangtuimailechulai,shenhuisedexikuyuntangdedaofengyiyangbiting。

bohuanxiayishidetaitou,qiahaoduishangleyishuanghudujipiaoliangdeheimou,shangtiaodeyanweishuobuchudefengliuyunjie。

zhikexi,neiyanlitoufengyuyulaidebunaiheyinchenqueshizulingli,rangrenbuganjiejin。

wulunkanduoshaoci,hetingnanzheizhangliandoushiwuketiaotidejunmei。

bijing,zheiyeshitaweiyihainengrangrenzhenqingshiyikuazanyijudedifangle。

xiangqilejitianyiqianneigejihudianfutazhenggesanguandemengjing,bohuanzuijiaodexiaoyijiashen。

zaimengli,tahuanghuzhijianzoumadengsidekanwanlezijiduanzandeyisheng。

堪称可笑又可怜。

linlidexianxueheyanqianrentouyebuhuiliqudeshenyingkeyinzainaohaishenchu,biduansihuhainengwenjiantiexiusidexuexingwei。

ruguoshuojintianzhiqian,tahaiduizheigemengjingbaochihuaiyidetaidu,neimerujingenmengjingwanquanxiangtongdexianshiqingxingzuyirangtadaxiaolezuihouyisidehuaiyi。

zheishiwanquanbunengyongkexuelaijieshideshiqing,huangdanqueyouzhenshi。

“nishazhanzheganshenme?”hetingnanbuyuededingzheta。

bohuanshoushihaoqingxu,taijiaozouguoqu,hongchunweigou,“yilushangxinkule,shaoyezheicichuquhaihaoma?”

“mingzhiguwen。”hetingnanlengbingbingdeyanshenhezoulejigedingzhetakandenanren,zheicaixieletayiyan,“laotouzibawoyiganzizhinaerquleninengbuzhidao?”

shenshouniezhuletadexiae,hetingnanjugaolinxiadefushita,kouqichaonongweixian,“wozheiyigeyuebuzai,niyinggaitinggaoxingba?”

tashengaojiangjinyimijiu,shenshangtouxiadeyinyingjiangtalongzhaozaiqizhong,zhedeyanyanshishi。

“shaoyezenmehuizheimexiang?wozaijiayizhihendanxinnideshenti。”tabeipoyangqitou,cuiruodebojingshuncongdexianghouwanzhe,“xianzaikanlainiyiqiedouhao,wojiufangxinle,huanyinghuilai。”

qishitazheiyigeyueguodefeichangshuxin,zheigeshenjingbingbuzaideriziliyangguangdoucanlanlebushao。

buguo,zheixiehuaxianranshibushihezhijieshuochulaide。

haozaizheihuazongsuanshibahetingnandeneidianbutongkuaiyalexiaqu,tazhiqinghengleyishengsongkaishou,suanshimianqiangfangguotale。

tazhengzhunbeishuoshenme,pangbianhaimeiyoukaizoudeasidunmadinglichuanlaiyishengjiaodididenvsheng……

“nimenzhiguzheshuohua,jingranbawojiwangleya。”

bohuanhaowujingyadeqiaoleyiyanchenei,litouluchudeqingxiuxiaolianxiaomimide,zhengyizhabuzhadewangzhetagenhetingnan。

“shengxiaojie。”bohuanzhudongdiantoudaleshengzhaohu。

shengjintongzheicaicongcheneishishiranxialai,jiuxiangshimeikanjiantayiyang,jingzichaozhehetingnanshenbiannileguoqu,wanzhutadeshoubei,“tingnangege,nizenmedoubudengwoya。”

hetingnanpiantoukanletayiyan,bingmeiyoutuikai,danyuqishifenbushan,“xiagechehaiyaowobaonichulai?”

“renjiashuozhewandea。”shengjintongguqilianjiasajiao,“shuoqilai,gegekedouhaojiumeizhaowozheigezhengerbajingdeweihunqidangnvbanle。”

shuozhe,tazhuangsiwuyidepieleyiyananjingweixiaodebohuan,“waimianneixieyingyingyanyannaliyouwohaoya?”

bohuanmianshangbudongshengse,xinliqueqingchuzheishizhisangmahuaizaishuotani。

“shia,shaoyequeshiyinggaiduogenshengxiaojieyiqichuxigonggongchanghe。”bohuanzantongdediandiantou,“bijingnimenmingnianjiuyaodinghunle。”

hetingnanwenyan,nandetaitoukanletayiyan,gangcaihuanhexialaideshenseyouyiciningjiechengbing,“wodeshi,younichazuidefenerma?”

“shiwoduozuile,baoqian。”bohuancongshanruliudedaoqian,yanpizidoubuzhayixia。

hetingnanlenglengdepieletayiyan,nadiaoshengjintongwanzaishoubeishangdeshou,ziguzitaituijinlehuisuo。

yizhenliangfengguaguo,bohuanxiaoyiqingqiandekanzheyijingchenxialiandeshengjintong,roushengwendao:“shengxiaojiebujinqume?”

houzheliangliangdepieletayiyan,yiranwanquanmeilegangcaidejiaotian,muguanggendaoziyiyangzharen。

“buguoshigexiadengren。”shengjintongyitaixiaba,yanhanjifeng,“dengdaowogentingnangegedinghunzhihou,wodaoshiyaokankannigennineibaomumahainengzaihejiadaijitian。”

shuowan,talenghengyisheng,zhuizhehetingnandeshenyingkuaibujinledamen。

bohuanmiyandingzhetadebeiying,shenqingxixuyoulianmin,zhibuguoneiyanlidelengmangqueshibinghancigude。

“neiyede……nengjiehuncaixingya……”