第2章

“haishengzuihouyicichoujiangcishu,shenzhong…yidingyaoshenzhong!”

cangyeshenhuxi,buduandiaozhengzhezijidexinqing。

“开始抽奖!”

【jinrichoujiangcishu:0/3】

【gongxisuzhuhuodedashijiyanchangjiqiao(yongjiu)】

“芜湖~完美!”

cangyezhiganjueyizhennuanliucongtineiliuguo,houlong、feibudengyixilieqiguanfashengleweixiaodebianhua。

naohailituranchuxianlegezhongyanchangjiqiao,rutongyamiaozhuzhangyiban,jiangtachanggedejishushuipingcongktvmaibashunjiantishengweilegelaimeihuojiangzhe…

“xianzaiyiqiezhunbeijiuxu,jiudeng《woshichuangzuoren》jiemukaishiluzhile!”

……

xiangcheng,huangxiguayulejituan。

某间办公室内。

《woshichuangzuoren》jiemudefudaoyanzhangxuanzhengnazheyiduibaomingjianli,shaixuanzhediyiqidecansaixuanshou。

tashaixuandesudufeichangkuai,jihuzaiyimiaozhongjiunenghuaguohaojizhangjianli。

“叮铃铃——”

turan,zhangxuanbangongzhuoshangdedianhuaxiangqi

“喂?哪位?”

gongzuoshibeirendarao,zheirangzhangxuandeqingxuyouxiebaozao,shuohuadeyuqiyouxiechong。

“我是王杰。”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyidaobujibuhuandeshengyin。

“zongdaoyanninhao,youshenmefenfu?”

zhangxuanlimagaibianleshuohuadetaidu,youxiechanmeidewendao。

kaiwanxiao,zheikeshitadedingtoushangsi!

wangjiekaimenjianshandewendao:“womenneidangxinjiemudecansairenxuanquedinglema?”

“haimeini,ninyoutuijianderenxuanma?”

张轩有些疑惑。

wangjiezuowei《woshichuangzuoren》jiemudezongdaoyan,anlishuoxianzaiyinggaiheneixietouzirenyiqihejiulatouzicaidui,zenmekenengkeyidadianhuaguolaiwencansaixuanshoudeshi…

除非,有隐情!

zhangxuandenaozilixunsumaochulehaojizhongkeneng。

wangjie:“meixuanhaodehuawojinituijiangerenxuan,zuijinzaiwangluoshangnaodefeifeiyangyangdeneigedingliumingxingcangye,tayouyixiangjiaruwomendejiemu,niquzhaotaliaoyiliao。”

啊?

zhangxuanqiangrenzhujiuyaotuokouerchude‘nimeishiba?’weiwandewendao:“wangdao,cangyexianzaizaiwangluoshangdexingxiangbutaihao,daochudoushiguanyutadefumianyulun,womenzaizheigeshihouxuanzetazuoweijiemudexuanshou,shibushiyoudianbutaihao?”

zhangxuanxianzaiyoudianhuaiyiwangjieyijinghezuile。

yinweirenheyigeqingxingdejiemu**rendoubukenengzaizheizhongshihouxuanzecangyejiaruzijidejiemu。

选择苍野?

搞笑吧?

dengjiemubochudeshihou,tadeneixieheifentiantianlaijubao,sheinengkangdezhu?

dajiadoushihunyulequande,duiyulequanlideluanxiangxinzhiduming。

neixiemingxingdefensiheheifenyouduofengkuangyoubushimeijianshiguo。

zhangxuankebuxiangzaixianzaizheigeguantouzhanshangzheiduichougoushi。

tahaixiangbazheidangjiemugaohao,ranhoushengzhijiaxinni!

wangjie‘ng’leyisheng,jixukaikou:“nishuodezheixiewoyijingkaolvguole,《woshichuangzuoren》shiyidangquanxindejiemu,bingmeiyoujichuliuliang。

ganghaocangyezuijinliuliangdadehen,womenkeyishaowei‘ceng’yixia。

zhiyunishuodecangyefumianxingxiangdeshi,daoshihouzhijierangjianjicaozuoyixia,youbushishenmedabuledeshi。

duile,nijicangyedehetonglijiayitiaoxieyi,rangtapeihewomenzuoheifenyingxiao,daoshihoubafumianyulunquandouzhuanjiajicangye,womenjiemuchenjixibaijiuxingle。

genghekuang,qingcangyelaidangcansaixuanshou,pingjietashenshangmuqianjudadeliuliang,nengshengxialaiduoshaomairesouyingxiaodeqiannisuanguomeiyou?”

嘶…

zhangxuanxintouyitiao,daoxiyikouliangqi。

zhei,zhei,zheihaoxiangyebushibuxing…

anzhaowangjiedeshuofa,qingcangyelaidang《woshichuangzuoren》decansaixuanshou,shishuangyingdejumian。

dangran,zheilideshuangyingzhideshijiemuzuyingliangci。

suoweideheifenyingxiao,shiquanneigongrendeduimingxingzuibuyouhaodeyizhongyingxiaofangshi。

jiemuzutongguo‘eyijianji’baihuaimingxingxingxiang,congerboquliuliangheheifendeguanzhudu,rangjiemudezhimingdudadashangsheng。

suoyiyibanyouxiediweiheliuliangdemingxing,zaihejiemuzuqiandinghetongzhiqian,douhuizaihetongshangjiayitiaoxieyi——

【yirenjiqigongzuoshiyaoyouyouxianguankanquan】

jiushiweilebimianjiemuzueyijianjibaihuaigongsiyirendexingxiang。

cangyeyiqianyeyouzheigequanli。

dantaxianzaiqueyaozhudongxuanzejinxingheifenyingxiao。

bijingzuoweiyulequanneidemingxingpadebushiheifenduo,ershilianheifendoumeiyou。

yigemingxingyaoshilianmaniderendoumeiyou,neideshiduohua。

黑粉也是有价值的!

mouzhongheifenkenengbizhenaifendezhanxinghaiqiang。

jiubirudiqiushangneigelianxileliangnianbandegerenlianxisheng。

tadeheifenshiweiyiyige‘zongzhubuzaile,zongmenqueyijiudingsheng’deqipaxianxiang。

youxieheifenshenzhiheizheheizheheichuganqinglaile。

huanghuncainengjianzhengqianchengdexintu!

guaduandianhuahou,zhangxuanzhijiejiuqiaodingle。

jiangcangyezuoweijiemudediyiqicansaixuanshouzhiyi。

bingqie,weilegenghaode‘ceng’cangyedeliuliang,tahaijuedinggao‘jiemujuben’,rangcangyemeicidouyaxianshengchu,deyijinruxiayilun。

meiqijiemudoushizuihouyiming,zhidaobacangyeshenshangdeliuliangchiganmojing,zhagantadezuihouyidijiazhi!

……

cangyezhengzaiweishengjianlixizao,tadeshoujituranshoudaoyitiaoxinxi。

[cangyelaoshininhao,niyiquedingchengwei《woshichuangzuoren》jiemudediyiqicansaixuanshou,hetonghejipiaoyijinganzhaoninjianlishangtianxiededizhi,jininyoujiguoqu,yujisantianhoujiemukaishidiyiqiluzhi,luzhididian:**shi**qu**hao,qingninzhuyichashou。]

cangyecalecalianshangdexifashuipaomo,kandaolezheiyitiaoxiaoxi,buyoudeyouxiejingxi。

“xitongxiaolvkezhenkuaia,neidingguanjunquangangshiyongmeiyigexiaoshi,jiemuzujiubaxinxijiwofaguolaile。”

cangyecishibingbuzhidao《woshichuangzuoren》jiemuzuyaonatagaoheifenyingxiao,huozheshuozhidaoleyewusuowei。

tacanjiajiemuzhishiweilepuguanglvhepianchou。

fanzhengtayijingbeixitongbabaneidingweiguanjunle,ruguojiemuzuxianggaoshenmeheimudehua,zuizhongyezhinengshibanqishitouzazijidejiao。

tazixichakanlejiemuzufaguolaidedianzihetong。

faxianjiemuzujizijidepuguangfeibingmeiyoujianshao,haishihemeitafangqianyigejiawei。

五百万一期。

《woshichuangzuoren》jiemuyigongpaiwuqi,jiaoshuihoushijidaoshoudeqianchabuduonengyouliangqianwan。(pingxingshikong,yiqiedouhediqiubuyiyang,quandoushixugoude,ruyouleitong,chunshuqiaohe!)

zheiyixiazijiunengchanghaiwufenzhierdezhaiwu!

guaibudedoushuodangmingxingzhuanqianni!

这是真爽啊!