wangyingkandaomianqiandeyimuzhijuedehunshendexuecengcengdechaozhetoudingshangyong。
大婚啊，娶媳妇啊！
zijidoumeipengdenvren，jingranbeibierenruci……ruciqifu？
士可忍，孰不可忍！
shenhoudoushizijidexiongdi，jintianyaoshibushaleyanqianzheiliangren，zijihaizenmezaizheiliangshanshanghunle？
pingridoushizijizhanrendebianyi，zheicijingranbeirenzhanlezijidebianyi。
erqie，zheigerenjingranhaishizijideshouxia。
dangjiwangyingbachuyikouzhangdaowayayadejiuyaochongguoqupilelinyao。
linyaocikequeshigenbenbuweisuodong。
继续揉捏。
erhusanniangcikexiukuinandang，zheijianshiqingchuanchuquzijihaizenmezuorenle？
zheitianshadeaijiaohu，weihepianpianzheigeshihoulaileni？
zheixiashiwanlea！bixudejieshiyixiacaishi！
qingjizhixia，husanniangkaikoushuochuleyigerangsuoyourendoubuzenmexinfudeliyou：“fujun，ni……niwuhuile，womenzheishizai……qiaobingni！”
huayingangluo，xiongtangquehuranganjueyigurouhedeliliangconglinyaodeshouzhongchuanlai。
“哼~”
husanniangyourenbuzhujiaoleyisheng，wangyingliandoulvle。
“qiaobingyouzheiyangqiaodema？nidangwoshishazi？”
zheishi，linyaohuranjiangshouchouchulai，yilianyansudekanzhehusanniangshuodao：“saosao，nizheibingzaituoxiaqudehua，kongpahuiyouweixiana！”
“你说什么？”
wangyingjuzhezhangdaokanzhechuangshangdehusanniang：“daodishizenmehuishi？”
“zhende……zhendejiushiqiaobingni！”
husanniangzhuaqibeizigaizhushentichaozhewaimianhandao：“kanshenmekan，dafuqiaobingni！doujilaonianggun！”
zheimeduorenweiguan，husannianghenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
wanyizheiaijiaohubuxin，jiexialaigairuheshihaoa！
fuqinhegegedechouhaiweidebao，wojiubeishangzheigemamingsidiao，hujiademingshengdouyaobaizaiwoshoushanglebucheng？
yizhongxiaodiyanzhekoushuizhuanshenlikaifangjian。
linyaoshouhuishoutanleyikouqirenzhendedingzhewangying：“zhenghaogegeyehuilaile，wozhengxianggaosunizheijianshiqingni，saosaoshentiyouyang，woqichuhaibuqueding，danshiweilequezhen，suoyibudeyicaizheimemaofanle！qinggegemoyaoguaizui！”
husanniangyegenzhejimangjieshi：“shiafujun，zhendeshiqiaobingni！”
yuanbenwangyingzhishihenlinyaojizijidailemaozi，danhusanniangyierzai，zaiersandeweihuduifang，zheifenmingjiushiyoushi！
wangyingyanshenlimianshanguoyisishayi，lenglengdikanzhelinyao：“ruhezhengming？nimoyaojiangwodangchengshazi！”
“gegeruguobuxindehua，keyiqushiyishi，saosaodeshenshangzhendeshiyouyigezhongliu！”
wangyingbanxinbanyi，kanzhezijidelaopojiaoxiudeyangzi，xinlimianyangyangde，yushidianlediantou：“woshishi！zaihechu？”
linyaozhuazhewangyingdeshouwanghusanniangdezhongliuchutanqu。
“wangxiadian！dui，jiushizheili，gegekemodaole？”
wangyingtunleyikoukoushui，shenshouqingqingdenieleyixia，queshishimodaoleyigeyingkuai。
wangyingkanlekanlinyaodiandiantou：“queshishiyou，danshiniyouruhezhengmingzheishibingni？huoxushiwoniangzibenshenjiuyouni！”
linyaozhiyaoweiweiyixiao，ranhoucongrongdecongchuangshangxialai，shaoshaodezhenglileyixiazijidezhangpao，beizheshouqingshengdeshuodao。
“wojiexialaiwensaosaojigewenti，qingsaosaorushihuida！”
husanniangjiangwangyingdeshoujichouchulaidiandiantou：“hao，wodingdangshihuashishuoshuo！”
“saosaopingridangzhongshibushijingchangganshoudaoxiongmenzhentong？”
husanniangweiweiyizheng：“meicuo，meitianshuijuedeshihouzongshihuitengshangyizhen，woyuanbenyiweidoushinvzidedebingzheng，yejiumeidanghuishi，danhoulaixunwenlejigejiemeicaidezhi，tamenbingmeiyouzheizhongbingzheng！”
“neijiuduile！neisaosaopingridangzhongxiwuguohou，muyudeshihoushibushijingchangganjuechupengdaolereshuizhihou，huanchujiuhuiyouzhangtongdeganjue？”
wangyingzaicikanxianghusanniangdasuankankanduifangshizenmehuidade。
husannianglianshangzaicihonglelian，ngleyisheng，xiruowenshengdeshuodao：“meici……meicimuyudeshihou，wodoujinkenengdeburangta……chupengdaoreshui！”
“ng！meiciyueshideshihoushibushitengtongdegenglihai？”
wangyingdunshirenbuzhule：“nigoule！weishenmezongshiwenzheixiewenti！”
linyaogankeyisheng：“neizijirouandeshihouhuibuhuiyouhuanjiedezhengzhuang？”
wangyingnubukee，erhusanniangxinzhongqueshiyijingbeizhenjingdewuyifujia。
tajimangdaduanlewangying：“xiaoxiongdi，nikeyoufangfazhiliaowodewanji？wozhendebuxiangzaizheimetongkuxiaqule！”
husanniangjianzhibeilinyaodejigewentijijingdaile，duifangshuodezhengzhuanggenzijibingzhengdeyimoyiyang。
zijizheizhongbingzhengzheimeduonianlaiwenxunlebushaodemingyidoumeiyoudedaojiejue。
meicitengtongdeshihou，qizhongdeziweiyezhiyoutazijizhixiao。
neizhongtongbuyushengdeganjue，rangtameicidouhenbudedahunzijicaihao。
wangyingyeganjuehusannianghaoxiangbushizaiyanxi，congtaneizhongpoqiedebiaoqingkeyikandechulai，shizhendefeichangdexiangyaozhihaozijidebing。
benlainengqudaohusanniang，wangyingjiuganjueshizijijiadezufenmaoqingyanle。
danshitayezhidao，husanniangyizhiqiaobushangziji。
zijicengjingshitadeshouxiabaijiang，ruguobushisongjiangzhihun，tahedehenengnenggouqudeshangzheimepiaoliangdejiaoqini。
xianzaikanzhejiaoqitongku，tazhidaoyaohaohaodebiaoxianyifantixianchulaizijideguanxin，huoxunenggouranghusanniangfangxiaxinzhongdegehe。
yushiwangyingjishengwendao：“linyao，kuaishuo，shenmebanfanenggouzhihaowoniangzidebing，neiyingneibiandeniangzijunquelegexiaotouling，ruonizhihaole，wojiutibaniweineiyingniangzijundexiaotouling！”
tingdaowangyingzheimeshuo，linyaozhongyusongleyikouqi。
made，kanyangziyinggaishihunongguoqule！
“gege，nimenshuodezheishishenmehua，saosaoshentiyouyang，wozenmenengzuoshibuguanni！xiaodizheibianzhenghaoyouyifuyaofang，nenggoubaozhusaosaodexingming！”
“e？haiyoucishi，nikuaikuaixiechulai！”
linyaonaqimaobisuishouxiexialeyifuyaofang。
zhiliaozheizhongbingzheng，duitalaishuojibenshangshishounabaqiade。
“gege，zheishiyaofang，peihezhenjiukeyigenchusaosaodewanji！”
wangyingyanjingweiweidemiqi，yanshenlimianzaicishanguoyisishayi。
“你刚刚说针灸？”
linyaodiandiantou：“meicuo，shenyiandaoquanneibianyinggaishiyouyinzhende！”
“嘭”
wangyingzaleyiquanzhuoannushengmadao。
“chadianjiubeinipianle，wocaixiangqilai，qianjirisanniangcengjingzhaoguoanshenyi，wodangshihaibuzhidaoshishenmebing，houlaidaoshitinganshenyidouyaotou，tadeshenzhenmeiyouxiaoguo，nijingshuoniyaoyongzhenjiuzhibing！nideyisishi，nibianshenyideyishuhaiyaogaomingbucheng？wokannixiaozijiushiyoushi！”
shuowan，wangyingzaicijiangzhangdaozhuaqilaijiuyaopilelinyao。