第1章
《xindongzhilv》jiemuzubaomucheshang。
“xiaohao，mashangjiuyaohenvjiabinjianmianle，qingwenniyouhuanxiangguoyaohetatanyichangshenmeyangdelianaima？”
“meiyou，wokebushibenzhetanlianailaide。”
xiaohaoyibenzhengjingdehuidarangnvzhuchishifenhaoqi。
“bushiweiletanlianai，neishiweishenmeyaolaicanjiawomendejiemuni？”
xiaohaomanlianwunaidesonglesongjian：
“woshiyoubangwobaodeming，tamenbiwolaide，yinweiwoshisushezuishuaide。”
bujiuzhiqian，xiaohaochuanyuele。
zheishihelanxingjihuyiyangdepingxingshijie。
tachengweiyimingdasanxuesheng，guoshanglemeitianheshiyoutongxiaokaihei、taokeshangwangdexiaoyaorizi。
“zheimeshuolai，nishiyouhaitingguanxinnide，weilebangnituodan，haiteyibangnibaomingzheidangzongyi。”
nvzhuchimiandaiweixiao，jianguofumucuihunde，xiangzheizhongshiyoucuituodande，haishitouyihuijian。
buguoxiangxiaohaozheizhongyangguangshuaiqidenandaxuesheng，queshishihenduonvhaimengmeidelianaiduixiang。
xiaohaowenyan，ganjinyaoleyaotou：
“nixiangduole，womensushedoushirenjianqingxing，meirentanlianai。”
“tamenbangwobaomingcanjiazheidangjiemu，shiyinweizhiyaocanjiawanjiemuluzhi，jiunenghuodejiemuzujichudekongdiao，bingxiang，xiyiji，youxiben，yijimaerdaifushuangrenyoudajiang！”
“sushekongdiaohuaile，jigedananrenzhuyikuai，xiyijishigangxu！bingxiangkeyifangershouwangzhanmai。zhiyuyouxiben，woheshiyoushanglianghaole，daoshihoudajialunbanshiyong，dounengtiyanjisukaiheideganjue。”
xiaohaodejieshirangnvzhuchidengdayanjing。
tashouhuigangcaiduixiaohaodesuoyoumeihaohuanxiang。
直播间爆笑一片。
【hahaha！bukuishilongguo“hao”shiyou！】
【zheixiaoshuaigehaocana！nianjiqingqingjiuyaoyanghuoyidasusheren！】
【zhidaobingxiangweishenmenengfangershouwangzhanmaima？zheixiaoshuaigeqianduanshijianbeishiyoubaomingcanjiakuailexiangqianchong，yingleyitaibingxiangdaihuiqule！】
nvzhuchigangaerbushilimaodexiaolexiao，dijixiaohaoyizhangrenwuka。
“zheishijiemuzujichuderenwuka，nixiankanyixia。”
萧昊接过卡片。
【chucixiehou：yaoqingnindebanlvgongjinwancan、guankandianying、wanchengdiyiciyuehuihoujichuduifangxiangyingpingfen。】
bujiushichifankandianyingma？
guorantanlianaidejuqingjiushineimesutao！
xiaohaozaixinzhongxiaoshengdiguzhe。
zheishi，naohaizhongturanxiangqixitongdejixieyin。
【dingdong！jiancedaosuzhuchuanyuechenggong，jihuogangtiezhinanxitong！】
【suoweigangtiezhinanxitong，shizhisuzhuzhiyaozuochufuhezhinanrenshedeshiqing，jiukeyishouhuorenqizhi，jinerduihuangezhongfenghoujiangli！】
【xinshoulibaoyifafang！】
【gongxisuzhuhuodediantangjiyanchang、leqidanzou、wudaobiaoyanjineng！】
【gongxisuzhuhuodeyidongdejinququku！】
【gongxisuzhuhuodeshenjirenqiguanghuan！】
萧昊眼前一亮。
zheigangtiezhinanxitong，genbenjiushiweitaliangshendazaodema！
tabenshenjiushizhinan，yaobushibeishiyoukengle，zenmehuilaicanjiazheizhongwuliaodelianzong？
rujinyouxitongzuozhen，tazhixuyaowujuwushuzuoziji，biannenghuodefenghoujiangli。
简直爽歪歪啊！
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jingtouqiezhuan，《xindongzhilv》qiyujiabinyeluxuliangxiang。
bencijiemugongyousiduinannvjiabinzuchengqinglv。
fenbieshihuachenyuheyangzi。
吴雷和余书欣。
王鹤利和周羽童。
zheisanzujiabinyijingzaibutongchangjingxiajianmian，bingqiezhankailangmanyuehui。
weiyishengxiadeyiweinvjiabinshiyangmi。
jiemuzuzhibojingtouqiehuandaoyangmizheibian。
zhijiantashenzhejinshenbaichenshan，dapeiyitiaoheisebanshenqunhegaogenxie，jiangxingganreladeshencaiwanmeizhanxian。
yitoupijian**langyijineijingzhidezhuangrong，gengshirangtazhenggerenkanshangquguangmangsishe，meiliwubi。
【tianna！jiemuzuyetainiule，jingranlianyangmidouyaoqinglaile！】
【zhinandaxueshenghechengshuyujie、xingganrelaxiaoyemaotanlianai？zheidapeiyoukantou！】
【zhenggejiemuweiyidesurenjiabin，jingrannenggenyangmitanlianai！shuizhedoudexiaoxingba？！】
【neisurenkandaoyangmi，kendinghouhuizijigangcaishuobuxianglianai！】
很快门铃响起。
yangmixunsuqishenqukaimen。
fangmendakai，yingruyanliandeshixiaohaoyingjunshuaiqiderongyan。
xiuzhangdeshencai、zhuangshuodeshenqu、lengjiaofenmingdewuguan，zheiyanzhi，diaodayulequanyidapianxiaoxianroua！
“nihao，woshixiaohao，jinnian21sui，muqianshiyimingdasanxuesheng。”
xiaohaokanleyangmiyiyan，qidingshenxiandao。
【zheigemenzhendanding！kandaoxinggannvshenyangmi，jingranyidiandoubujidong？】
“nihao，woshiyangmi，zhiyeshiyimingyanyuan。”
yangmiluchutiantiandexiaorong，tabenxiangyidizhuzhiyi，yaoqingxiaohaojinwuhebeishui。
萧昊却开门见山道：
“jiemuzuanpaizanmenqushangchangchifan，ranhoukandianying，zouba。”
kanzhejingzhizouxiangtingchechangdeshuaiqibeiying，yangmimeitoujinzhou。
这不是恋综节目吗？
zenmeyouzhongyaoweilewanchengrenwuquganjindudecongmanggan？
两人一同坐上车。
jiemuzukaolvdaonannvjiabinzaifengbidekongjianneihenrongyiganga。
tiqianzaicheneizhunbeihaoleyixiedaiyouwentidexiaokapian。
nannvjiabinkeyihuxiangtiwen，zheishiyigejiashenlejiedeguocheng。
yangminaqijizhangxiaokapian，xiaozhexunwenxiaohao：
“wentiyi，ruguowohenidemamatongshidiaojinshuili，nixianjiushei？”
节目组果然会整活。
duoshaonianqiandewentile，haixiangnachulaikunraorenni？
wangshangzaojiujichulebiaozhundaan。
xianjiumama，neijiushibuai，xianjiunvpengyou，neijiushibuxiao！
zhijiebawentifanpaojinvsheng，wentashiyaoxuanzeyigebuaitaderen，haishiyigebuxiaoderen？
nvshengziranhuiguaiguaibizui。
guanzhongdoujuedezheigewentigenbennanbudaoxiaohao。
kexiaohaoquekaimenjianshandao：“kendingxianjiuwoma！”
yangmilianshangyouyimoxiaoshiwang：“e，suoyinixuanzezuoyigexiaoshunderenlou。”
xiaohaokanleyangmiyiyan，weiweiyaotou：“zheigenxiaobuxiaoshunmeiguanxi。”
neizhenchengdeyanshen，rangyangmiwuyiweixiaohaohuishuochujiuqimamazhihou，yuanyigentayiqixunqingdelangmanhuayu。
“wozhiqiankanguonipaidedianshiju，nihuiyouyong！woyaoxianjiuni，neibuchengshazile？”
zheihuayichu，yangmizhenggerengazhule。
【hahaha，zheixiaoshuaigezhenyouyisi！】
【zheibushixiaobuxiaoshundewenti，zheishishabushadewenti！】
weilehuanjieganga，yangmisuibianchouchuyizhangkapiandijixiaohao：
“lundaoniwenwoyigewenti。”
xiaohaoduchukapianshangdeneirong：
“nixihuanlvyouma？zuixiangheshenaiderenqunagedifang？”
yangmitingwan，haobuyouyudedianlediantou：
“woxihuanlvyou，yaoshuozuixiangwangde，neiyinggaishimaerdaifuba！”
bijingmaerdaifubeiyuweilangmandetiantang，shizuishiheqinglvlvyoudedifang。
yangmidehuidarangxiaohaoyouxiegaoxing：“neikezhenshitaiqiaole！”
“zenme？nizuixiangwangdedifangyeshimaerdaifuma？”
yangmiyiweitahexiaohaozhongyunengzhaodaoyidiudiugongtonghuati。
“bushi，zanmenlailuzhizheidangzongyi，jiemuzubushihuisongmaerdaifushuangrenyoulvxingtaocanma？”
“niyaoshixihuan，wobawoneifenlvxingtaocan**jini，daoshihounijiaoshangguimipengyouyikuaiquwanbei！”
xiaohaomanlianchengken，yanranyifudafangxiaosadeyangzi。
fanzhengtaduichuguolvyouyebuganxingqu，zheiyangqiahaobulangfei。
yangmixiaorongshunjianninggu，zajiuneimewuyuni？
chajuedaoyangmishenseganga，xiaohaonaolenaotou，youzhonghuangrandawudeganjue：
“wodongle，nibuhuishihuanxianghewoyiqiqumadailvxingba？”
“dangranbushi。zanmencaigangrenshi，haimeifazhandaoneiyibu。”
beixiaohaozheimeyiwen，yangmilianjiaweiweifanhong，taganjinfouren。
zaizenmeshuotayeshiyiminggongzhongrenwu，jiusuantanlianai，yebuzhiyujinduneimekuai。
“neijiuhao，neijiuhao。zhuyaowopingshitingmangde，erqieyemeiqianzheng。”
tingdaoyangmidehuida，xiaohaopailepaixiongkou，fangxiaxinlai。
【neijiuhao？zheigemenyaoxiaosiwo！】
【duohaodejihuia！fangkainvshenrangwolai！】
【zheigemenyongshijixingdongzhengming，zaizhinanmianqian，nishiyangmiyebuhaoshi！】
kantazhangshuyikouqideyangzi，yangmixiuquandouzuanjinle。
节目组怎么回事啊？
congnalizhaolaidegangtiezhinan？