第一章美女
shanfengshangyunwupiaomiao，ruobuzixikan，haiyiweineishixianqi，zaiweiraozheshanfeng，erzheizheizuoshanfengshangshanyaochujingjingdizuoluozheyizuoxiaowu。
“zheidazaoshangde，kongqihaibucuoa。”xiaohezhanzaimenwaimian，tashenlegelanyao，jinqingdihuxizheshanshangdexinxiankongqi。
yuanziliqianxieshihouzaizhongdehua，cikeyeluchulexiaoxiaodehuabao，kanshangqushenshixiren。
suiranzheigedifangburuxiandaideshenghuoyoulequ，yemeiyoushoujipingbanhulianwangshade，danzheigedifangkeyixiuxiana！suirantafei…
suirantazhishigefanren，danchibulezhurou，haodainengjianzhupaoba！
suiranta…suiranyitazheifanrendexiaoruojishenti，yaoshinatianpaochuqule，renudaolenaweigaoren，renjiayigeshouzhitoujiunengbazijiniansi…
xiaohezheimexiangzhe，gandaoyizhenhoupa，zhengjie，xianzaihaishitairuole，bijingfanrenhexiuxianzheshibunenggouxiangbijiaode，nikanrenjiaxiuxianzheduoweifeng，suibianniangekoujuejiunengzaitianshangfei，nazhebajianwangshanfengshangyipi，neishanfengjiuhuibeijikuaidepichuyitiaogouhe，suibianchuanzheshenbaiyi，nazhejianzaijieshangdayaodabaidezou，douhuirelaixuduorendexianmuhechengzan，dangzhenshixianmubulaideweifenglinlina。
xiaohetanxibandeyaoleyaonaodai，zaiyuanzili，laihuiduobuzouzhezhe。
youfuxiashennaqilehuapen，youyixiameiyixiadekanzhe。
“nishuozheishanshangyunwupiaomiao，buzhidaoyoumeiyoulingli，nikaihuadeshihounengbunengbianchengjingguailaipeiwoya？”
zheishanshangzhongrijijinglengqing，pingshiyekanbudaogesharende，daohaishiyouxiejimo。
xiaohebonongzhehaiweikaidehuabao，nannandao：“nandaozheimeduotianzaizheishanshangdaidewodouyijingkuaiyaojingshenshichanglema？zenmehaixuehuiziyanziyule？”
xiaoheyaozhetou，xiangyaoyaofangxiashoulidehua。
“zheishanfengyunwuliaorao，lingqichongpei，daoyeshigebusuzhidi。”
yidaoqingyuedenvshengxiangqi，rutongyuzhuluopanbanqingcui，linglingsiyu。
xiaohebeizheituruqilaidenvshenghedeyijing，shouliduanzhedehuapenchadianmeijitadiaozaidishang。
tazheikeshizaibanshanyaoa！zheipodifangchangnianniaobulashi，pingrilibieshuokanjianrenle，jiulianniaomaodoumeijitakanjianyigen。
jintianzenmehuituranlailegeren？haishigenvde，nvdeabudui，haishigehuodehuode！！
xiaohedunganxinxidetanchunaodai。
nandaoshilaotianzhongyukanbuxiaqutadanshenshushijinian，xiangzhejitazhaoxifulaile！
suiranxiaohezhidaozheishijueduibukenengdeshiqing。
laotianjueduibukenengzheimerenci！
shanfengshangyunwupiaomiao，shanyaochuyeyou，yixiyunwuzaiyunwuzhonghuanhuanzoulaiyiweinvzi，tashenzhebaiyi，baiyishangbingwuhuawendianzhui，yixibaiyi，suizhetadezoudong，fangfoyoufuguangyuezhiershang，erzheinvzidemianronggengshibufan，tawuguanjingzhi，mianronglengqing，zhuchunbudianerhong，shuangmeibumiaoercui，shenduangengshipingtingyouzhi，daoyeweirenjianjueseye。
xiaohechadianmeiguqidiliuxiabixuelai。
zheishimeinvma？zheishimeinvma？！zheijianzhijiushidameinva！！！！
buguozheimeyiweizhangderuciyanliduoduandedameinvxianzhemeishierlaitazheishanyaochuganshenme？kanzheidameinvshenshangyinyinyoulingliliudong，xiangbiyoushiyiweixiuxianzhe，erqieyizhaotazouludeqishihefengdu，tadexiuweikebushiputongdeneimejiandan。
jintianyebushixingqiliu，xingqitiana，zheidameinvzheishixianzhemeishilaipashan？zade，yebudaigetongbana，neiduoweixian。
yebuzhizheidameinvshileshenmefashu，neibaiwuxiangshenhoutuisanqu，meinvderongmaoyuefadeqingxi。
xiaohezaicizaixinzhongtucao：zheizhendeshigemeinva！
yebuzhidaoyoumeiyouneigerongxinggoudadao。
dengdeng，xiaohehuranchajuedaoshenme。
啊呀！！！
tahuranfanshenguolaixiangzijiwuzilipaoqufeikuaideguanshangmen。
yiqihecheng，sihaobuluan。
fanyingguolaiyihou，dunzaimenbanhoumian，qichuanyuyu。
shizaishitaiherenle，maya。
tagangcaibeimeiseyishijiandanwulexiangfa，chadianjiuwanglezheimeinvzaimei，neiyeshixiuxianzhiren，jiushineizhongyigenxiaomuzhitoudounengrangtabeiniansidexiuxianzhiren。
......
萧何默。
tadaodishiweishenmezheimeruojiaaaaa！！！
xiuxianzhirendaduobufendoubuhaoxiangchu，yinweitamenhuixiuxian，huichangrenbuhuidefashu，yincishenglaigaoao。
zheirenjiakebushideyougaoaodexiaozibenma。
nikanrenjiakuhahadezaidishangzou，tasuibiannabajianwangtianshangyichajiunengfeile。
buhaoxiangchu，zuidadebiduanjiuzaiyutaruogenfanrenliaotian，yigebushunxinde，fanrenjiukenengbeitayigenxiaomuzhiniansile。
fanren？dui。shuodejiushixiaohezheiyangdefanren！
meinvzhangdezaimeiyouruhe？haishizijidexiaominglaidezhongyaoxie。
zijiyaoshigenrenliaozheliaozhechupengdaoleshenmenilinjiubeiniansile…zheizhongsifatairuojile，tabuxiangkan。
ng，shenmedameinvdoushifuyun，haishizijidexiaomingzhongyao。
xiaohejizijizuohaolexinlijianshe，fuzhemenbanxiangyaozhanqilai。
xiayikemenbanjiubeiren“dongdongdong”dejiqiaoxiangle。
萧何：“…”
xiaohejiaoyiruan，chadianmeijiguixiaqu。
tabuyongnaozixiangyongjiaozhitouxiangyenengxiangdaocikewaimianqiaomendeneigerenshisheia！！
guoranqiaomenshengguohou，genzhedejiushiyigenvsheng：“qingwengaorenzaijiama？”
zheiqiaomenfangshihaitinglimaode。
嗯…
萧何再次默。
budui，zheimeinvweishenmehuizhaoshangmenlaia？！
kaimenyebushi，bukaimenyebushi，xiaoheshenxiyikouqi，tingzheneiyuefajicudeqiaomensheng，shuangshouzhandoudequpengmenbanshangdesuo。
…jibuqingyuandedakailemen。
menqianzhanzhedeneiwei，guoranshizhiqianzaineichukanjiandemeinv。
ranhoutashoulihainazheyibazhangjian，likailejianqiaodeneizhong…
萧何：“…”
美女：“…”
meinvfushenxingli：“gaorenhao！”
xiaohesuiranbumingbaizheimeinvweishenmeyaojiaozijigaoren，buguoruguotajiranjiaozijigaorendehua，neizijihaikeyiduanzhegejiazizhuangshangyizhuang，qimaxiaomingbuhuishoudaoweixie。
ng，meicuo，jiuzheimeban！
xiaohexialejuexin，neiqishishunjianjiuduanqilaile。
tasuishenzheyishencubuyishang，mianrongyezhishilveqingxiu，danhunshenqidubufan，rangrenkanleyiyan，jiujiqishushi，xinkuangshenyi。
zheiyangderenruoshishaoleneishengqi，doubidinghaishiyigefanren，danruoduolele，zheishenqidujiulvexiandetashenmi，gaoshen。
zongzhitebieniupijiushile。
meinvzhiyiqianyideweixiao，shouhuilezijidejian。
suiranbuzhidaozheimeinvweishenmegangcaibajiantongjianqiaolinachulai，dantahaishimomingdejuedezheimeinvxiaodehenyinsena！！