第三章
jiangyouanshensedanran，shouzhiqingqingqiaolexiabeiyan：“woxiangxinta，tazuoshiyixiangyoufencun，buhuichuge。”
dunledun，mouseanchenxialai，xiangzhelingyigefangxiangwangqu：“daoshizhaozhao，wobixuyaokanzheta。”
zheijuhuajiuxiangyigengenduzhen，jingzhunyouwuqingdizhajinshiyudexinjianshang。
tashunzhejiangyouandeyanshen，guoranjiandaolewuchizhongyang，nianqing、piaoliangdexuzhaozhao。
shiyuzaixindihuidaleguimidehua。
jiangyouanbuhuishengqi，yinweitataidudingtaaita，qie，taxianzaimanyandoushixuzhaozhao。
yibeiyouyibeidehongjiuguanxiaqu，shiyuhaishijuedexintong，erbuyuanchujiangyouanzhengqiangguoxuzhaozhaoshouzhongdejiu，buxutaduohe。
shiyuturanjuedeshenxinpibei，yuguimicongconggaobie，dachehuijiale。
眼不见为净。
diertianshiyuchengzhesuantongdeshentiqilai。
gangxialou，zhenggerenjiujiangzhule——
chufangli，xuzhaozhaozhengchuanzhejiangyouandebaichenshan，youxiandizuozaocan。
chenshanxiabaikankanzhezhudatui，luchuyishuangbizhixianxidetui，jiangyouanzeshuangshoubaoxiong，yonglandikaozaiyipang，yanshenwenroudejihunengdichushuilai。
neiyike，xueyeshunjianyongshangtouding，youzaixiayimiaodongjiechengbing。
haoyifulangcainvmao、suiyuejinghaodehuamian！
ruguoduifangbushitadezhangfudehua。
jiangyouanyefaxianleta，yanlishanguoyisibuyichajuedehuangluan，danhenkuaiyoubeiguanchangdelengjingfugai：“zhaozhaozuotianheduole，wojiubatadaihuilaizhuyiwan。”
xuzhaozhaozhuanguotou，lianshanglikezhankaiyigewugudexiaorong：“xiaoyujienixingle？wolaideturan，tajiujielejianyifujiwodangshuiyi，nibujieyiba？”
sannianqian，gongsilixinlaidemishuxiangshangwei，guyiweijiaoshuaizaitashenshang，jiangyouandangchangjiubajiazhibufeidewaitaorengjinlelajitong。
taneiyangyoujiepideyigeren，quenengyunxuxuzhaozhaochuanzhetadechenshanshuijue。
shiyuxinrudaoge，yijuhuayebuxiangshuo。
tarenyouzijibeixuzhaozhaotuidaocanzhuoqian。
“xiaoyujie，yiqichizaocan。”
jiebaidedalishicanzhuoshang，tangzhejikuaikaodefaheidemianbao，jiandebanshengbushudejidanhepeigen。
duishiwuzuiweitiaotidejiangyouan，quemianbugaisediquanbuchiwanle。
这一幕滑稽又讽刺。
zheihaishineigeweilechiyidunzhengzongriliao，xiabanhoutedifeiquribendejiangyouanma？
xuzhaozhaoditoukanzheshouji，huran“puchi”yixiao：“youange，neigenanshengdoubeinidaleyidun，jingranhaibusixin，feishuozhiyaowomeitanlianai，tajiuhuijianchidaodi。”
jiangyouanwozhedaochadeshouzhizhouranshoujin，sangyinlengran：“wohuigenxiaozhangfanying，rangtaguanhaozijidexuesheng，xueshengjiugaihaohaoxuexi。”
tadeyuqiburongzhiyi：“zhaozhao，niyeyiyang，biexiangzhetanlianai。”
xuzhaozhaoxiaodemiqileyanjing：“youange，yaobushinijiehunle，wohaiyiweinizaichicuni。”
jiangyouanmeishuohua，keshiyuquekanjiantajinbengdexiaexian。
xuzhaozhaoshuodedui，tashizaijidu。
shiyushiyuquanwu，yikouyemeichi。
yongcanjieshushi，jiangyouanhuranshuo：“wodasuanrangzhaozhaobanjinlai，yefangbianguanta，xiaoyu，nishuoni？”
shuoshizaiwentadeyijian，guanjiaqueyijingkaishibuzhiqikefang。
neixiefenlansedejingzhidejiajubeitaijinkefang，yanranshijiangyouanzaoyijingxintiaoxuanguode。
shiyuchelechechun，shengyindaizhejifenfengci：“nibudoujuedinghaolema？”
tabuxiangyutamengongchuyishi，huilefangjianbujue。
mimihuhujian，tabeitongxing，faxianzijideyoushoubeizhenzhadewuqing。
erzuikuihuoshouzhengdunzaichuangqian，xiaoxixidishuo：“jiangyouanzongshuowobuxuewushu，suoyiwonanilianxizhazhen，fuxixiagongke，nibujieyiba？”
xuzhaozhaoshuozhejiuyongzhentouhenhenzhajintadexueguanli，xuehuafeijian，shiyuhunshenfaleng，zaiyerenbuzhu，fanshoushuailetayibazhang。
“xuzhaozhao，nifengleba！”
qingcuidexiangshengzaiketinglihuidang。
xuzhaozhaowuzhelian，yanshenfaleng：“nigandawo？wobamacongxiaotengworuming，lianjiangyouandoubugandongwofenhao，nisuanshenmedongxi！”
shuozhe，tayangshengjiaolaizijidetieshenbaobiao，“bataanzhu！”
“看你们谁敢！”
shiyushengyinfadou，xuzhaozhaozuoshixianglaizhangyang，zheixiebaobiaodoushijiangyouanweitaqingde。
baobiaomenchiyidizhanzaiyuandi，muguangzailiangrenzhijianlaihuiyidong。
xuzhaozhaomiqiyanjing：“jiangyouanweilewo，lianmingdoukeyibuyao。zijixiangxiang，tashihuiguainimendaren，haishihuiguainimenmeibaohuhaowo？”
baobiaochenmoleyishun，zuizhongshangqianqianzhizhushiyu。
shiyujianzhuang，xiaole，xiaodeyanleidouluoxialai。
kana，suoyourendouzhidao，zaijiangyouanxinli，xuzhaozhaoyouduozhongyao。
xuzhaozhaoyangqishou，diyigebazhangluozaishiyulianshang。
**辣的疼。
dierge、disangexuzhaozhaojieliandaletashijigebazhang。
shiyuouchuyikouxuemo，tapinmingzhengzha，kebaobiaodeshousisikouzhuleta。
“啪！啪！啪！”
yigeyouyigedeerguangkuangfengbaoyubanzaxialai。
shiyudeyishikaishimohu，lianjiatengdejijinmamu，yanqianfahei，zhenggerenyunleguoqu。
huanghujian，tatingjianfangmenbeituikai，yourenlishengzhiwen：“nimenzaiganshenme！”