第6章 我们今晚离婚

“zhaowoshenmeshia?zheimejicongcongde。”

yeyunjiantangluoyankaichehenmeng,haoxianghenzhejideyangzi,bianshixishanganquandai,wenzhetangluoyan。

“jintianshibiaogedeshengri,gaidaoderendoudaole,yaobushinishiwomingyishangdezhangfu,nishinianbuhuijiawoyebuhuizhaoni!”

tangluoyanyilianxianqidekanzheyeyun。

“是吗?”

yeyunxinzhongmengranyitong,zheifenaiyi,zaoyijingzaiyeyunxinzhongzhagen,duiyutangluoyandeai,yeyunkeyifengxianquanbu,rendeganqing,shiwufakongzhide。

“zheishiershiwan,nazou,nizenmeyouzhuanhuilaile?”

tangluoyansuishoucongkoudailitaochuyizhangyinxingka,zhijiediudaoyeyundedatuishang,shifendeqingmiaodanxie。

“wobuxuyaole,meimeidebinghaole。”

yeyunyoujiangneiyinxingkafangzailetangluoyandekoudainei,genbenmeiyouyaodeyisi。

“aiyou,nixianzaidaoshiyingqile,zaiwomentangjiasannianle,doushibaichibaihe,xianzainizhuangshenmeqinggaoa?niqianwomenjiadeqian,niniyongyuandouhaibuqi,zheishinibunade,daoshihoubiesiqibailiedeqiuwo,haiyou,biedaochuchuqujieqian,genwodiurenxianyan,wodiubuqizheigeren。”

tangluoyanhualaladeshuoleyidadui,yuqilengli,quanchengdoumeiyouzaihuyeyundeganshou。

yeyunshuangquanjinwo,sannianlai,zijiduitangluoyanyantingjicong,wuweibuzhidezhaogu,shengpatangluoyanyouyisidebugaoxing,yeyundeaihenbeiwei,beiweidaolechenaili。

duiyutangluoyaneryan,yeyunzhishitangluoyanweileqitadechuliannanyoudegongjubale,bingqieerrenbingmeiyoufuqizhishi,yeyunhunshenjinbengzhe,ganjuezijishenmedoubushi。

“woqiannimenjiaduoshaoqian?”

yeyundandandewenzhetangluoyan,sannianqiantangluoyanyuyeyunchenghun,shoushufeihaiyougaolidaidoushitangluoyanjide。

“liushiwan,zenmexiangyaohaia?yinidebenshi,zheibeizidouhaibuqi,haisuanshenmezhang,nijiuguaiguaitinghuajiuxingle,daoshihouwowoxianggennilihun,nizhijiepaipai**zourenjiuxingle,meibiyaohai,daoshihouwohuijiniwushiwan,gounihuayibeizile,ranhouzhaogexifuguorizi。”

tangluoyankanleyiyanyeyundecelian,chaofengdeshuozhe,henxianran,tangluoyanduiyeyunbingbuganxingqu。

congfanguangjingzhong,yeyunkanzhetangluoyandeyanshen,zhidaotangluoyanjihushibuzaihuziji。

“停车!”

yeyunyuqilengdandeshuozhe。

“ganshenme?biaogedeshengrikuaikaishile,quanjiadouqule,jiuchawomenle,niyoushenmepishibunengwanshanggan?”

tangluoyansihaobujiansu,yiranchaozheqianfangkaizheche。

“woshuotingche,nitingdaomeiyou!”

yeyunhuranyuqijiazhong,haiyouxieyansu。

“刺拉拉!”

tangluoyanbeiyeyundeyuqihezhule,kanhaodaobianmeiren,zhijieyigemengchachekaobian,houcheweihaipiaoyileyixia。

tangluoyankanzheyeyun,gangcaineigeyuqi,shitangluoyanrenshiyeyunyilai,diyicitingdao,neishishengqidelengliyuqi,tangluoyankanzheyeyundecelian,yeyuncishibanzhelian,youxiebugaoxing,shuangquanjinwozhe,tangluoyanxinzhongyiruan,gangcaikanlaizijidehuataishangrenle,rangyeyungandaoleshengqi。

“怎么了?”

tangluoyandeyuqiwenroulexuduo,ruannuonuode,xiaoxindewenzheyeyun。

yeyuncongdishangjianqiyizhangzhi,suishoucongcheneiquchuyigenbi,longfeifengwudezaibaizhishangxiezheshenme,erhoubianshizaixiafangqianshangleyeyunlianggedazi。

“jini,zheigeshiliushiwandeqiantiao,wohuihaijinide,niqujinibiaogeguoshengriba,jinwanwomenlihunba,tangluoyan,zaijian!”

yeyunjiangqiantiaoqingqingderengjitangluoyan,erhouyanshenruili,suihoubianshixiache,yeyunqingqingleguanshanglechemen,zoudeshifenxiaosa,beiyingluomo,cike,yeyundexindouzaidixue,zijifengyinjiyidezheiduanshijian,duitangluoyandeaihenshenhenshen。

tangluoyandaizhule,tawanqianmeixiangdao,yeyunhaiyouruciyingqideyitian,jingranxiexialeqiantiao,haiyaoqiujinwanlihun,haowuqilideyuqi,shiwangdeyanshen,zheirangtangluoyanyouxiebukezhixin。

“kanlai,wogangcaishanghaidaotale!”

tangluoyanxinzhongyiruan,juedezijigangcaishuodehuashizaishitaishangrenle,bianshiyouyuleyixia,suihoutangluoyanbianshixiache,chaozheyeyunzhuiganerqu。

tangluoyanxinzhongpansuanzhe,dabuleyihoubushuozheixieshangrendehua,daolihundeshihouziranhuilihun,xianzaiyeyunhaiyouliyongjiazhi,zheijitian,yigeqiangshideshaoyezaifengkuangzhuiqiutangluoyan,tangjiarebuqi,eryeyunzhenghaoshitangluoyandedangjianpai,zijiyijingjiehunle,renyouneishaoyezaizenmezhuiqiu,doushiwujiyushide,dengdaoneiqiangshishaoyexihuole,zijizaigenyeyunlihun。

“yeyun,nijiwozhanzhu!”

yeyuntingdaotangluoyanshenhoudehansheng,danshiyeweicengtingxiashenxing,chaozheqianfangzouqu,gangcaitangluoyanneiyifanhua,wanrudaoziyibankezaiyeyundexinzhong,rangyeyunzizunquanwu,sannianlai,tangluoyanshuoguowushuleisiyuzheiyangdehua,shangrendehuaxiangduyao,chenjindeyuejiu,duxingyueqiang,henxianran,tangluoyangangcaideneixiehua,shiyadaoyeyunzuihoudeyigendaocao,rangyeyunduitangluoyanchongjingquanwu。

“给我站住!”

tangluoyanzaicitigaolesangmen,danshiyeyunhaoxiangmeitingdaoside,jixuchaozheqianfangzouqu。

huran,yeyunshenxingyidun,tingzaileyuandi,tangluoyanyiweiyeyunshihuixinzhuanyileyiban,keshixiayike,yeyunhuranchaozhetangluoyanfeibenerlai,sudujiqizhikuai。

mengrande,yeyunzhijiebaoqitangluoyan,erhoubianshixiangzheyicedaoqu。

“a!nige**,fangkainidezangshou,jingranganpengwo!”

tangluoyanbeiyeyunbaoqideneiyike,dunshiganjuehaoxiangshibeiangzangdelajipengdaoleyiban,hunshendoushiwubideyane,zheigeyeyunjingranganbaoziji,jianzhishiwufawutian,tangluoyanxinzhongdoushiduiyeyunshengqiyizhenyane。

“啪!”

tangluoyanzhijiezaiyeyundelianshangshanleyierguang,qingcuierxiangliang。

“嗡嗖!”

tangluoyangangdawanyeyun,yishenghuxiaoshengmengrandexiangqi,yigejisuxingshideqiche,mengrandezhuangdaoleyeyun,zuihouyike,yeyunyongquanshendeliqi,jiangtangluoyansisidebaozaihuaizhong。

yeyunyixiazibeizhuangfanzaidi,tangluoyanganjueyizhentianxuandizhuan,yeganshoudaoleyeyundeshuangbeishihedengdeyouli,jiangtahudesiside,yeyunbaozhetangluoyan,zaidishangfangunlejiquan。

tangluoyanshuaishuaitou,erhoubianshizhanqilai,cishitangluoyanyouyubeiyeyunbaohuzhe,suoyimeiyoushoudaoshenmeshanghai,eryeyun,youbeizhishangyidaozhangzhangdeshangbaxianxianzhe,xianxueruzhu,chumujingxin,xueyeliutangleyidi。

tangluoyancishicaixingwuguolai,yeyunshiweilejiutacaibaoqitade,bingqieyeyunbangzhutangluoyandidangledabufenchongjili,cishi,tangluoyanyouxieneijiu,gangcaijingranshanleyeyunyibazhang。

“你怎么样了?”

tangluoyanzhijiedunxiabaozhuyeyun,weiyeyunjianchazheshangshi,yeyunbiaoqingchouchuzhe,tengtongwanfen,gugedouhaoxiangduanlieleyiban。

neiliangbentengdejiaoche,haizaijixuxiangqiankai,kanyangzishishikongle,chesuhenkuai,yucitongshi,yeyunmengrandexianghoukanqu,yeyundeshenshisaoshineiliangjiaocheyijingchongjinlerenqun。

yeyunkandaoyigebuzushisuidexiaonvhai,zhanzaimalubian,yanshenzhizhongwuxiandejingkong,neiyiliangshikongdeheisejiaoche,chaozhetachongqu,xiaonvhaibeiheshale,neizhongchesu,yixiaonvhaidefanying,genbenduobibuji。

“meimei,kuaishankai!”yigeershisiwudeshaonv,duizheneixiaonvhaisishengjielidehanzhe,yankanzhexiaojiaochejiuyaozhuangdaoneixiaonvhai,shaonvyanzhongchongmanlejuewang。

tangluoyangangbaozhuyeyun,haiweilaidejijianchashangshi,yeyunhurancongdishangzhanqilai,yibaimichongcidesudu,chaozheneixiaonvhaichongqu。

suduzhikuai,wanrushandian,haoxiangbiqichehaiyaokuaiyiban,yeyunmengrandechaozheneixiaonvhaipuqu,zhijiebaozhuxiaonvhaiyigeceshenfangun,neiliangshikongdexiaojiaochecazheyeyundejianbangerguo,jinjinzhishichafenhaojiuyaozhuangdaoyeyunle,neiliangxiaojiaochezhidaozhuangdaoleqiangshangcaitingxia,chetoufensui,baiyanmaoqi。

yeyunbaozhexiaonvhaifangunlejiquanhoucaitingxia,xiaonvhaicishihunshenshixue,buguodoushiyeyunde。

“xiexieni,xiexieni!”

cishineishaonvkuzheduizheyeyunshuozhexiexie,yuanlaineibuzushisuidexiaonvhaishishaonvdemeimei。

cishitangluoyanyeganlaijianchazheyeyundeshangshi。