diandongchehuanghuangyouyou,zhongyuzaijijiangchaoshidesanfenzhongzhiqiandadaolemudedi。
“dage,jili!yihuierhuiqujiujinichongdian,chongliangkuaiqiande!”
yuemingbadiandongchetingzaixiaoqumenkou,naqiwaimaijiuchaozhexiaoquchongqu,keshiganggangchongdaomenkou。
“aiaiai,neige,ni,jiushini,tingxia!menjinkachushiyixia。”
yuemingniutoukanzhemianqiandeshuaigeyihuodewendao:
“您是?”
shuaigeliaoleyixiatoufashuodao:
“zheinidoukanbuchulai?”
“还未请教?”
“woshiyimingbaoan,aichixiaoxiongbinggan。baoweiyezhupingan,xihuanzhuhuxiaodan。nishiganshade?”
“ee,baoandagenihao,woshiwaimaixiaoge,pingshihenaichangge。ouerfuzesonghuo,neishiwodeaiche。”
“aiyou???nishiwaimaixiaoge?nidegongzuofuni?”
“dage,niyemeichuangongzuofua。dage,wokuaichaoshile,nixianrangjinquhaobuhao?dengwosongwanlehuilai,zanliangjixuduige。”
“sheigenniduigele,waimaibunengjin。”
“bushi,dage,waimaibunengjin,neinimenxiaoquderenhaidianwaimai,ninbushigenwokaiwanxiaodema?”
“sheigennikaiwanxiaole,woshuobunengjinjiubunengjin。”
“小丹???”
“xiaodan?woshiyimingbaoan,aichixiaoxiongbinggan。baoweiyezhupingan,xiaodannihaozaoan。。。xiaodanni???”
shuaigebaoanyitaitou,faxianmianqiansheidoumeiyou,zaiyihuitou,yuemingyijingpaodaoshimikaiwaile。
“xiaozi,nipianwo!!!”
“hahahaha,dageduibuzhule,yihuierchulaigennidaoqian,wozhendekuailaibujile。
haiyou,nichanggezhenhaoting。”
“haotinggegui,woneishishi,bushige!!!nixiaozibiexiangtao,woyidinghuizhuazhunide。”
yuemingjinganmangan,zhongjiuhaishichaoshile,chaoleyifenzhong,kexitashidiyitianganwaimian,buzhidaoqishikeyitiqiandiansongdade。
吃一堑长一智吧。
laidaokehumenqian,yuemingqiaoleqiaomen,henkuaifangmendakaile。
yigeyitouzhangfa,chuanzheqingliang,chunhongchibai,wuguanqingxiudexiaomeinvchuxianzaimenkou。
xiaomeinvbudanzhangdepiaoliang,shengyinyetebiedehaoting:
“nizhibuzhidaonichaoshile!nishixiangesiwoma?woyidinghuijinichapingde!”
“buhaoyisinvshi,wojintianshidiyicisongwaimai,erqiecheziyemeidianle,suoyidanwuleyidianshijian,zhendebuhaoyisi。”
“neigenwoyoushenmeguanxi?wohualeqiande,jiugaixiangshouzheizhongfuwu,yaoburan**mayaoduochuneixieqianjinimena。”
“bushidenvshi,benlaichaoshiwojiuyaokouqianle,ninyaoshizaijiwoyigechaping,neiwozheiyidanhaidepeiqianni,ningaotaiguishouhaobuhao?”
“**mayaogaotaiguishoua,wohenihenshuma?kouqianneishinigongzuozuodebudaowei,yihoujizhuzheigejiaoxun!”
哎呀!
zheixiaoniuerzhendeshiyouyanbujina!
gennihaohaoshuo,nizhendangwoshihaoqifudeshibushi?
yuemingchaozhelimiankanleyiyan,suihouzhijiezoudaolefangjianlimian。
“nvshi,nishiyigerenzaijiama?”
xiaomeinvlianseshunjiandabian,nachushoujiduizheyuemingshuodao:
“ni,nixiangganshenme?wogaosuni,nibieluanlai,wohuibaojingde。”
yuemingzhaidiaomaozihekouzhaoyongyizhongehenhendebiaoqingdingzhexiaomeinv。
xiaomeinvkanzheyuemingzhenggerendoulengzhule。
yuemingyibaduoguotadeshouji,zhijiedianleyigehaoping,suihoubashoujisaidaotadeshoulishuodao:
“jizhule,xiaciyigerendeshihou,buyaozheimexiaozhang,fouze,houguokeshihenyanzhongde。
jizhuzheigejiaoxun!ganxiehaoping。”
yuemingshuowanzhuanshenyaozou,keshixiaomeinvqueshangqianyibuzhijiebamenguanshang。
zheixialundaoyueminglengzhule,shadaidaidekanzhexiaomeinv。
“你想干什么?”
xiaomeinvduoduobirendeqishiquandoumeiyoule,danshishuangyanfangguang,sanfazhechiredeguangmang:
“xiaogege,nishiyigerensongwaimaia?”
“嗯呢,咋了?”
“meishier,xiaogege,meiyourengaosuniyigerensongwaimaishihenweixiandema?”
xiaomeinvshuowanyibubuchaozheyuemingkaojin。
“nvshi,ni,nixianggansha?nibieluanlaia,wohuibaojingde,ni,nifangshou,jiuminga!!!”
sishifenzhongzhihou,yamendeshenxunshi。
“shuoshuoba,daodishizenmehuishier?”
帽子叔叔问道。
“woshiyimingbaoan,aichixiaoxiongbinggan。baohuyezhupingan,xihuanzhuhuxiaodan。”
“shenmeluanqibazaode,rangnishuo,bushirangnichangge。”
“maozitongzhizheibushigeshishi。。。shizheiyangde,neigesongwaimaide,woyikantajiuzhidaotabushishenmehaoren。
zeimeishuyan、guiguisuisui,haibutingwodejinggao,qipianwo。
genjuwoduoniandebaoanjingyan,tajiushidazhesongwaimaidehuangzixiangyaoqifuxiaodan,guoranwoganggangkaojinxiaodanmenkoudeshihou,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaileqiujiusheng。
kendingshineige**xiangyaoduixiaodandongshoudongjiao,suoyiwojiubaojingle。”
shuaigebaoanshuowan,faxianjigemaozitongzhidoushiyanshenguaiyidekanzheta。
shuaigebaoanxiangleyixia,guoran,zijideshuailianmaozitongzhidouwufahushi,weishenmexiaodanjiushikanbudaoni。
另一个房间。
“zhoudandannvshi,nizhibuzhidaonizheiyangshifanfade?”
xiaomeinvzhoudandanhongzhelianshuodao:
“maozishushu,womenshizhenai。”
“haihushuo,niliangmingmingdiyicijianmian。”
“duia,woduitayijianzhongqing,yijianqingxin,yaobushinimenlaidetaikuaile,womenliangdouyijingxiuchengzhengguole。”
“zhoudandannvshi!!!qingniduanzhengnidetaidu,suiranzanmenguojiamuqianhaimeiyouzhenduinvxingqiangjianandefalv,danshi,nizheiyangyeshibuduide!
yexingkuirenjianeiweixiaogebuzhuijiunidezeren,fouze,niyeshiyaoliuxiaandide!”
“maozitongzhi,wozhendezhidaocuole。danshiwozhendexihuanta。”
“ni。。。ai!guolaiqiangeming,nikeyizoule,yihoubuxuzheiyangletingdaomei,nishigenvhaizi,niyaozizhong!”
disangefangjian,yuemingdizhetouxiaoshengdeshuodao:
“woyemeiyouxiangdaotaneimeshouruodeyigenvhaizijingranshilianroudaode,wogenbenjiuzhengtuobukai。
jiuzaitakuaiyaoduiwoqinfandeshihou,nimenjiulaile。
maozitongzhi,zhendetaixiexienimenle,buhaoyisi,jinimentianmafanle。”
maozishushukanzheyuemingyuyanyouzhi,zuihoushuodao:
“zheige,yuemingtongzhi,shiqingdejingguoniwomenyijinglejieguole,jirannibujuedingzhuijiu,neiwomenyebuhaoshuoshenmele。
yihouchumenzaiwaia,haishiyaohaohaodebaohuzijidehaoba,buyaoyoushenmexinlifudan,youwentijiujiwomendadianhua,womenhuibangnide。
duile,niyihouchumen,zuihaobakouzhaodaishang。”
“xiexieninmaozitongzhi,neige,qingwenzheigeshi?”
yuemingkanzheyibiandeshexiangji。
“e,shizheiyangde,zuijinwomenfenjuzaizuopufahuodong,nizheiganghaoshiyigehenhaodeanli,womenxiwangyonglaidangzuopufadejiaocainikankeyima?”
“womeishenmeyijian,buguokebukeyi。。。”
“womenmingbaide,womenhuidamasaikeyehuiduinideshenfenxinxibaomide。”
“haode,xiexiemaozitongzhi,neiwokeyizoulema?”
“keyile,niguolaiqiangeziba。”