第2章

diandongchehuanghuangyouyou,zhongyuzaijijiangchaoshidesanfenzhongzhiqiandadaolemudedi。

“dage,jili!yihuierhuiqujiujinichongdian,chongliangkuaiqiande!”

yuemingbadiandongchetingzaixiaoqumenkou,naqiwaimaijiuchaozhexiaoquchongqu,keshiganggangchongdaomenkou。

“aiaiai,neige,ni,jiushini,tingxia!menjinkachushiyixia。”

yuemingniutoukanzhemianqiandeshuaigeyihuodewendao:

“您是?”

shuaigeliaoleyixiatoufashuodao:

“zheinidoukanbuchulai?”

“还未请教?”

“woshiyimingbaoan,aichixiaoxiongbinggan。baoweiyezhupingan,xihuanzhuhuxiaodan。nishiganshade?”

“ee,baoandagenihao,woshiwaimaixiaoge,pingshihenaichangge。ouerfuzesonghuo,neishiwodeaiche。”

“aiyou???nishiwaimaixiaoge?nidegongzuofuni?”

“dage,niyemeichuangongzuofua。dage,wokuaichaoshile,nixianrangjinquhaobuhao?dengwosongwanlehuilai,zanliangjixuduige。”

“sheigenniduigele,waimaibunengjin。”

“bushi,dage,waimaibunengjin,neinimenxiaoquderenhaidianwaimai,ninbushigenwokaiwanxiaodema?”

“sheigennikaiwanxiaole,woshuobunengjinjiubunengjin。”

“小丹???”

“xiaodan?woshiyimingbaoan,aichixiaoxiongbinggan。baoweiyezhupingan,xiaodannihaozaoan。。。xiaodanni???”

shuaigebaoanyitaitou,faxianmianqiansheidoumeiyou,zaiyihuitou,yuemingyijingpaodaoshimikaiwaile。

“xiaozi,nipianwo!!!”

“hahahaha,dageduibuzhule,yihuierchulaigennidaoqian,wozhendekuailaibujile。

haiyou,nichanggezhenhaoting。”

“haotinggegui,woneishishi,bushige!!!nixiaozibiexiangtao,woyidinghuizhuazhunide。”

yuemingjinganmangan,zhongjiuhaishichaoshile,chaoleyifenzhong,kexitashidiyitianganwaimian,buzhidaoqishikeyitiqiandiansongdade。

吃一堑长一智吧。

laidaokehumenqian,yuemingqiaoleqiaomen,henkuaifangmendakaile。

yigeyitouzhangfa,chuanzheqingliang,chunhongchibai,wuguanqingxiudexiaomeinvchuxianzaimenkou。

xiaomeinvbudanzhangdepiaoliang,shengyinyetebiedehaoting:

“nizhibuzhidaonichaoshile!nishixiangesiwoma?woyidinghuijinichapingde!”

“buhaoyisinvshi,wojintianshidiyicisongwaimai,erqiecheziyemeidianle,suoyidanwuleyidianshijian,zhendebuhaoyisi。”

“neigenwoyoushenmeguanxi?wohualeqiande,jiugaixiangshouzheizhongfuwu,yaoburan**mayaoduochuneixieqianjinimena。”

“bushidenvshi,benlaichaoshiwojiuyaokouqianle,ninyaoshizaijiwoyigechaping,neiwozheiyidanhaidepeiqianni,ningaotaiguishouhaobuhao?”

“**mayaogaotaiguishoua,wohenihenshuma?kouqianneishinigongzuozuodebudaowei,yihoujizhuzheigejiaoxun!”

哎呀!

zheixiaoniuerzhendeshiyouyanbujina!

gennihaohaoshuo,nizhendangwoshihaoqifudeshibushi?

yuemingchaozhelimiankanleyiyan,suihouzhijiezoudaolefangjianlimian。

“nvshi,nishiyigerenzaijiama?”

xiaomeinvlianseshunjiandabian,nachushoujiduizheyuemingshuodao:

“ni,nixiangganshenme?wogaosuni,nibieluanlai,wohuibaojingde。”

yuemingzhaidiaomaozihekouzhaoyongyizhongehenhendebiaoqingdingzhexiaomeinv。

xiaomeinvkanzheyuemingzhenggerendoulengzhule。

yuemingyibaduoguotadeshouji,zhijiedianleyigehaoping,suihoubashoujisaidaotadeshoulishuodao:

“jizhule,xiaciyigerendeshihou,buyaozheimexiaozhang,fouze,houguokeshihenyanzhongde。

jizhuzheigejiaoxun!ganxiehaoping。”

yuemingshuowanzhuanshenyaozou,keshixiaomeinvqueshangqianyibuzhijiebamenguanshang。

zheixialundaoyueminglengzhule,shadaidaidekanzhexiaomeinv。

“你想干什么?”

xiaomeinvduoduobirendeqishiquandoumeiyoule,danshishuangyanfangguang,sanfazhechiredeguangmang:

“xiaogege,nishiyigerensongwaimaia?”

“嗯呢,咋了?”

“meishier,xiaogege,meiyourengaosuniyigerensongwaimaishihenweixiandema?”

xiaomeinvshuowanyibubuchaozheyuemingkaojin。

“nvshi,ni,nixianggansha?nibieluanlaia,wohuibaojingde,ni,nifangshou,jiuminga!!!”

sishifenzhongzhihou,yamendeshenxunshi。

“shuoshuoba,daodishizenmehuishier?”

帽子叔叔问道。

“woshiyimingbaoan,aichixiaoxiongbinggan。baohuyezhupingan,xihuanzhuhuxiaodan。”

“shenmeluanqibazaode,rangnishuo,bushirangnichangge。”

“maozitongzhizheibushigeshishi。。。shizheiyangde,neigesongwaimaide,woyikantajiuzhidaotabushishenmehaoren。

zeimeishuyan、guiguisuisui,haibutingwodejinggao,qipianwo。

genjuwoduoniandebaoanjingyan,tajiushidazhesongwaimaidehuangzixiangyaoqifuxiaodan,guoranwoganggangkaojinxiaodanmenkoudeshihou,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaileqiujiusheng。

kendingshineige**xiangyaoduixiaodandongshoudongjiao,suoyiwojiubaojingle。”

shuaigebaoanshuowan,faxianjigemaozitongzhidoushiyanshenguaiyidekanzheta。

shuaigebaoanxiangleyixia,guoran,zijideshuailianmaozitongzhidouwufahushi,weishenmexiaodanjiushikanbudaoni。

另一个房间。

“zhoudandannvshi,nizhibuzhidaonizheiyangshifanfade?”

xiaomeinvzhoudandanhongzhelianshuodao:

“maozishushu,womenshizhenai。”

“haihushuo,niliangmingmingdiyicijianmian。”

“duia,woduitayijianzhongqing,yijianqingxin,yaobushinimenlaidetaikuaile,womenliangdouyijingxiuchengzhengguole。”

“zhoudandannvshi!!!qingniduanzhengnidetaidu,suiranzanmenguojiamuqianhaimeiyouzhenduinvxingqiangjianandefalv,danshi,nizheiyangyeshibuduide!

yexingkuirenjianeiweixiaogebuzhuijiunidezeren,fouze,niyeshiyaoliuxiaandide!”

“maozitongzhi,wozhendezhidaocuole。danshiwozhendexihuanta。”

“ni。。。ai!guolaiqiangeming,nikeyizoule,yihoubuxuzheiyangletingdaomei,nishigenvhaizi,niyaozizhong!”

disangefangjian,yuemingdizhetouxiaoshengdeshuodao:

“woyemeiyouxiangdaotaneimeshouruodeyigenvhaizijingranshilianroudaode,wogenbenjiuzhengtuobukai。

jiuzaitakuaiyaoduiwoqinfandeshihou,nimenjiulaile。

maozitongzhi,zhendetaixiexienimenle,buhaoyisi,jinimentianmafanle。”

maozishushukanzheyuemingyuyanyouzhi,zuihoushuodao:

“zheige,yuemingtongzhi,shiqingdejingguoniwomenyijinglejieguole,jirannibujuedingzhuijiu,neiwomenyebuhaoshuoshenmele。

yihouchumenzaiwaia,haishiyaohaohaodebaohuzijidehaoba,buyaoyoushenmexinlifudan,youwentijiujiwomendadianhua,womenhuibangnide。

duile,niyihouchumen,zuihaobakouzhaodaishang。”

“xiexieninmaozitongzhi,neige,qingwenzheigeshi?”

yuemingkanzheyibiandeshexiangji。

“e,shizheiyangde,zuijinwomenfenjuzaizuopufahuodong,nizheiganghaoshiyigehenhaodeanli,womenxiwangyonglaidangzuopufadejiaocainikankeyima?”

“womeishenmeyijian,buguokebukeyi。。。”

“womenmingbaide,womenhuidamasaikeyehuiduinideshenfenxinxibaomide。”

“haode,xiexiemaozitongzhi,neiwokeyizoulema?”

“keyile,niguolaiqiangeziba。”