第4章

wolengxiaoyisheng:“linlaoshi,qihuaiyutouletababadeshoushufei,daizhetanvpengyousibenle。”

qimamajianjiaoyisheng:“nifangpi!womenxiaoyuzuidongshile!”

wonachushouji,liangchuyizhangpengyouquanjietu:“zheishiqihuaiyuzuotianfadepengyouquan,tahetadenvpengyouzhengzaipchengpaowenquanni!”

linlaoshishengqidao:“zheigeqihuaiyu,pingshixuexibushangxinjiusuanle。tababazheishirenmingguantiandeshi,tazenmenengbajialiqiannazouni?”

taduiqimamashuo:“zheishiquanxiaoshishengjuanjiqibabazuoshoushudeqian,bushirangqihuaiyuchihewanleyongde,bixudebazheiqianzhuihuilai!wobangnibaojingba!”

qimamalianshengshuo:“bunengbaojing!baojingle,womenxiaoyudeqiantujiuwanle。”

tachongmanxijidiwangzhewo:“yanyan,nihexiaoyuyiqizhangda,womenyebanidangchengqinnver,nikendingburenxinrangniqishushudengsideduiba?nibafangzimaile,niqishushujiuyouqianzuoshoushule。”

woduozailinlaoshihoumian,qieqiedishuo:“keshi,fangzimailedehua,wohenainaizhuzaina?”

qimamalisuodangrandishuo:“nihexiaoyuzaowanyaojiehunde,nikeyishangwomenjialaizhu。zhiyuninainaineigelaobuside,womenjiamenkouyougewopeng,rangtazhuzaineilijiuhaole。”

wozaiyetingbuxiaqule,fanbodao:“wobuxihuanqihuaiyu,yebuhuihetajiehun,gengbuhuimaifangzijitababazuoshoushu,nijiusilezheitiaoxinba!”

“nizheisiyatou!”qimamapuguolaiyouyaodawo。

linlaoshijiazhutadegebo,yibabatatuikai:“qimama,niyaoshizainao,wojiubaojingle!”

woshuo:“qiayi,wojianyinihaishijinkuaiquzhaoqihuaiyu,tashoulideqiankeshiqishushudejiumingqian,meibiyaohuazaiyigewairenshenshang。”

wokeyijiazhongle“wairen”lianggezi,manyidikandaoqimamalianshangluchuruoyousuosideshenqing。

wobingmeiyoujiangqimamalainaoshideshigaosunainai,zheizhishiyigewuguanjinyaodechaqu。

wozaoshangzaixuexiaomenkouchutan,wanshangyoupaodaoxinkaidebuxingjieyeshibaitan。

shangtianshibuhuigufuqinlaofuchuderende。

wozangouleqian,diyishijiandaizhenainaiquleyiyuantijian。

奶奶说我乱花钱。

woquexiaozheshuo:“zhuanzaiduodeqianyeburunishentijiankangzhongyao,younainaizai,wocaiyoujia。”

wozhengpaiduijiaofei,quetingdaodatinglichuanlaiyizhenxuanxiao。

yuanlaishiqimama,tatoufasanluan,tileihengliudizuozaidishangdagun:“sangliangxina!heixinyiyuancaojianrenminga!yanzhengzhengdikanzhewozhangfuqusia!”

pangbiandeyishenghenshiwunai:“yiyuanyoubushifulijigou,nimeiqian,womenzenmejinizuoshoushu?zaishuowomenyijingkuanxianlehaojitianle,shinichichijiaobushangshoushufei。”

qimamajiaomadao:“woerzishixujia**denanpengyou!xujiazhidaoma?dingjidehaomen!womennengjiaobushangshoushufei?”

xujiademingshengruleiguaner,weiguanderenlianlianjingtan,yilunfenfen。

zheishi,renqunzhongyigetangzhexiaojuan,wenzhemeimaodenvrenzoulechulai,yuqibiyi:“zhenshixiaosile,shenmeamaoagoudougangenxujiapanqinqi。”

nvrenlilelizijidetoufa,gaoaodiyangqitou:“wogugudepopodebiaomeidewaishengnvjiushixutaitai,woketingshuole,qianliangtianyougenvrenjiamaoxujiaqinqi,zhaoshangmenquyaoqian,jieguobeijingchazhuaqu,guanlehaojitiancaifangchulaini。”

tayanedikanleyiyandishangdeqimama:“haishuonierzishixujia**denanpengyou,zhenshixiaosirenle!renjiaxu**shangdeshiguizuxuexiao,neiyangjinzunyuguideren,nengkanshangnierzi!zhenshilianda!”

wozhanzairenqunwai,kanzheqimamaxiangshisigouyibanbeiyiyuanbaoantuolechuqu,xinzhongtongkuaijile。

qianshiwoheqihuaiyujiehunhou,taduiwoyizhibulengbure,qimamaquezhizewobuhuitaotaerzihuanxin。

shenzhizaiqihuaiyudezhilexumoersixunhou,chongwofafengshi,qimamayezhanzaierzineiyibian:“pengyanyan,yaobushidangchunichaleyijiao,woerziyijingchenglehaomennvxu,yebuyongxinkuzheimeduonian!”

he,jinshengwobuzaichazheiyijiao,qihuaiyunengbunengdangchenghaomennvxuhaishiweizhi,qibabaqueyincisanglexingming。

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