wolengxiaoyisheng:“linlaoshi,qihuaiyutouletababadeshoushufei,daizhetanvpengyousibenle。”
qimamajianjiaoyisheng:“nifangpi!womenxiaoyuzuidongshile!”
wonachushouji,liangchuyizhangpengyouquanjietu:“zheishiqihuaiyuzuotianfadepengyouquan,tahetadenvpengyouzhengzaipchengpaowenquanni!”
linlaoshishengqidao:“zheigeqihuaiyu,pingshixuexibushangxinjiusuanle。tababazheishirenmingguantiandeshi,tazenmenengbajialiqiannazouni?”
taduiqimamashuo:“zheishiquanxiaoshishengjuanjiqibabazuoshoushudeqian,bushirangqihuaiyuchihewanleyongde,bixudebazheiqianzhuihuilai!wobangnibaojingba!”
qimamalianshengshuo:“bunengbaojing!baojingle,womenxiaoyudeqiantujiuwanle。”
tachongmanxijidiwangzhewo:“yanyan,nihexiaoyuyiqizhangda,womenyebanidangchengqinnver,nikendingburenxinrangniqishushudengsideduiba?nibafangzimaile,niqishushujiuyouqianzuoshoushule。”
woduozailinlaoshihoumian,qieqiedishuo:“keshi,fangzimailedehua,wohenainaizhuzaina?”
qimamalisuodangrandishuo:“nihexiaoyuzaowanyaojiehunde,nikeyishangwomenjialaizhu。zhiyuninainaineigelaobuside,womenjiamenkouyougewopeng,rangtazhuzaineilijiuhaole。”
wozaiyetingbuxiaqule,fanbodao:“wobuxihuanqihuaiyu,yebuhuihetajiehun,gengbuhuimaifangzijitababazuoshoushu,nijiusilezheitiaoxinba!”
“nizheisiyatou!”qimamapuguolaiyouyaodawo。
linlaoshijiazhutadegebo,yibabatatuikai:“qimama,niyaoshizainao,wojiubaojingle!”
woshuo:“qiayi,wojianyinihaishijinkuaiquzhaoqihuaiyu,tashoulideqiankeshiqishushudejiumingqian,meibiyaohuazaiyigewairenshenshang。”
wokeyijiazhongle“wairen”lianggezi,manyidikandaoqimamalianshangluchuruoyousuosideshenqing。
wobingmeiyoujiangqimamalainaoshideshigaosunainai,zheizhishiyigewuguanjinyaodechaqu。
wozaoshangzaixuexiaomenkouchutan,wanshangyoupaodaoxinkaidebuxingjieyeshibaitan。
shangtianshibuhuigufuqinlaofuchuderende。
wozangouleqian,diyishijiandaizhenainaiquleyiyuantijian。
奶奶说我乱花钱。
woquexiaozheshuo:“zhuanzaiduodeqianyeburunishentijiankangzhongyao,younainaizai,wocaiyoujia。”
wozhengpaiduijiaofei,quetingdaodatinglichuanlaiyizhenxuanxiao。
yuanlaishiqimama,tatoufasanluan,tileihengliudizuozaidishangdagun:“sangliangxina!heixinyiyuancaojianrenminga!yanzhengzhengdikanzhewozhangfuqusia!”
pangbiandeyishenghenshiwunai:“yiyuanyoubushifulijigou,nimeiqian,womenzenmejinizuoshoushu?zaishuowomenyijingkuanxianlehaojitianle,shinichichijiaobushangshoushufei。”
qimamajiaomadao:“woerzishixujia**denanpengyou!xujiazhidaoma?dingjidehaomen!womennengjiaobushangshoushufei?”
xujiademingshengruleiguaner,weiguanderenlianlianjingtan,yilunfenfen。
zheishi,renqunzhongyigetangzhexiaojuan,wenzhemeimaodenvrenzoulechulai,yuqibiyi:“zhenshixiaosile,shenmeamaoagoudougangenxujiapanqinqi。”
nvrenlilelizijidetoufa,gaoaodiyangqitou:“wogugudepopodebiaomeidewaishengnvjiushixutaitai,woketingshuole,qianliangtianyougenvrenjiamaoxujiaqinqi,zhaoshangmenquyaoqian,jieguobeijingchazhuaqu,guanlehaojitiancaifangchulaini。”
tayanedikanleyiyandishangdeqimama:“haishuonierzishixujia**denanpengyou,zhenshixiaosirenle!renjiaxu**shangdeshiguizuxuexiao,neiyangjinzunyuguideren,nengkanshangnierzi!zhenshilianda!”
wozhanzairenqunwai,kanzheqimamaxiangshisigouyibanbeiyiyuanbaoantuolechuqu,xinzhongtongkuaijile。
qianshiwoheqihuaiyujiehunhou,taduiwoyizhibulengbure,qimamaquezhizewobuhuitaotaerzihuanxin。
shenzhizaiqihuaiyudezhilexumoersixunhou,chongwofafengshi,qimamayezhanzaierzineiyibian:“pengyanyan,yaobushidangchunichaleyijiao,woerziyijingchenglehaomennvxu,yebuyongxinkuzheimeduonian!”
he,jinshengwobuzaichazheiyijiao,qihuaiyunengbunengdangchenghaomennvxuhaishiweizhi,qibabaqueyincisanglexingming。
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