第5章 去你奶奶腿的 你听谁说的

“wozheibushijinzhang,wozheijiaozuobudawubawozhizhang!”

杨宇心虚的说道。

“wokannijiushizuiying。”

杨雪微微一笑。

“zheijianshiqing,wobangbuleni,sheirangniyishengbuhang,jiuguaipaoletamendenverni,zuoweichengniandeni,shibushigaiduilaorenjiangqingchuya。”

“haiyouyidian,wobabacengjingkeshiyimingjingcha,haishixingzhenkede,zhuanmenshenwenfanrende。”

“niyaoshiluozaitadeshouli,daoshihou,woyejiubuleni。”

tingdaozheixiehua,yangyuyilianjuewang。

benyiweijiehunzhihou,liangrenzaiyiqishiyijiantebietebiexingfudeshiqing。

danshixianzaikanlai,xingfuzhilumanman,haiyaohenduoluyaozou,pijingzhanji,zheizhishiganggangkaishi。

xianbayuefudaren,zheizuogaoshan,xianyueguoquba!

“neininengbunengjiwotoudianxinxi,birunibabaxihuanshenme?wotiqianzhunbeidian。”yangyujinzhangdewendao。

kandaoyangyudebiaoqing,yangxuezaitadeetoushangqinleyikoushuodao:“biejinzhangle,wodeshalaogong。”

“niyaoduizijiyouxinxin,nishiwojianguozuiyouxiudenanren,babayidinghuiduinishifenmanyide。”

杨雪笑道。

“niduiwoyouxinxin,meicuo。zhuyaoshiwoduizijimeiyouxinxi。”

杨宇很无奈。

……

回到鼎盛娱乐。

lalakanzheyangxueqianzheyangyudeshouzoujinlai,neiyichanei,jiuzhidaowangluoshangkandexinwen,quanshizhende。

lalakanleyiyanyangyu,suizhizhuaizheyangxuedeshoulaidaoxiuxishi。

wendao:“xueer,zheidaodishizenmehuishi,nipingshizuoshiqing,yixiangxiaoxinjinshen,zheiyicizenmezheimechongdong,zenmejiulingzhengleni?zheimetuwu!”

“nizhibuzhidao,xianzaiyouduoshaojiameiti,zaijiwodadianhua,wenwozenmehuishi,wennimencongshenmeshihoukaishide,dasuanhunlishenmeshihoujuban,yangyushibushizhunbeiyaotiaocaoledengdeng。”

“gengzhuyao,niranggongsiliqitadeyirenzenmexiang,zijidelaobandoujiehunle,shibushitamenyekeyimingmuzhangdandetanlianaile?”

lalakukoupoxindeshuodao。

tabushishengqi,yangxuelingzhengjiehun。

ershizuoweigongsiqizhongyiyuan,yangxuedejingjiren,gengzhuyaoliangrenshicongxiaodaodadehaojiemei,haoguimi。

tajuranyidianxiaoxidoubuzhidao。

haojiemei,sanshile,shengnvle,jiehunle,dangranshiyijianhaoshi,keshiweishabuhezijifenxiangyixiani?

“haole,lala,nibuyaoshengqile,woqingnichifan,xiangnipeizui,haome?”

“nibuyaoheyangyushengqi,woheyangyushipaishe《xianjianqixiachuan》deshihou,jiuzaiyiqile。”

“zhishiweilegongzuo,womendoumeiyougaosuqitaren,woyepobudeyi。”

kandaohaojiemeidebiaoqing,lalayebushengqile。

“yihoubuxunizheiyang,zaizheiyang,wojiuhenijuejiao。”lalaguyishengqideshuodao。

“haole,wojiuzhidaowomenjialala,shizuidafang,zuishanjierenyidenvhaile,”yangxuebaozhelaladegeboshuodao。

“niya,zhenbuzhidaoshuonishenmehao,zhenshitairenxingle。”

“xianzaiguanyunimenliangrendebaogao,putiangaidi,wozhendewufaxiangxiang,houmianhuifashengshenmeshiqing。”

yangxuexiaodao:“meishi,binglaijiangdang,shuilaituyan,zheimeduonianle,womenshenmedafengdalangmeiyoujianguo。”

shuowan,yangxuejiulazhelalazouchulexiuxishi,laidaoleyangyudeshenbian。

“laogong,zheishilala,wodejingjiren,tongshiyeshiwozuihaodeguimi。”

“lala,zheishiwodelaogong,yangyu。”

lalashuodao:“wodouzhidaole,nibuyongxiangwoxuanyaole。yangyu,lengmiannanshen,huihuangyuledangjiaxiaosheng。”

“lala,xianzaiwolaogongyijinghehuihuangyulejieyuele,yihoutamenjiushiwomendingshengyuledeyangyule,danshiwotiqianshuoyijuhua,yihounibuzhunqifuwolaogong。”yangxuexiaodao。

“aiyouwei,zheigongxinile,conglaobanshengjiweilaobanniangle。”lalaxiaozheshuodao。

“buguoxianzainimennaochuzheimedayigexinwen,yangyuyouyaolaidaozanmengongsi,zanmenkeyijiezhuzheigufengxiang,haohaochaozuoyibo,nimenzheiduicpyihoukendingbaohuoquanwang。zheiyesuanshiwojintiantingdaozuihaodexiaoxile。”

“lala,zheiyangzhendekeyime?”

杨雪疑惑的问道。

lalazeshijiangmuguangzhuanxiangleyangyudeshenshang。

yangyuzeshilouzheyangxue,xiaozheshuodao:“niyaoxiangxinzijideyanguang,shizuihaodexuanze。”

“woxianzaihuidaohuihuangchulihetongwenti,ranhouwomenzaihaohaojihuayixia。”

“neiwozaidingshengdengzheni。”yangxuexiaodao。

yipangdelalakanzheyangxuelianshangluchuxingfudexiaorong,lianshangyeluchulekaixindexiaorong。

tazhongyudedaolezijidexingfu。

……

一个小时后。

yangyuhuidaolehuihuangyule。

cishi,huihuangyuledemenkou,jujiledaliangdejizhe。

zheixierendouzaidengdaiyigeren。

这个人就是杨宇。

tamendouxiangzhidao,jinhoudeyangyujianghequhecong?

yangyudechuxian,yebeijizhefaxianle。

“杨宇,出现了。”

suizhezheiyijuhua,sizhoudejizhe,kuaisujujiguolai。

“yangyuxiansheng,nixianzaikeyifangbianshuoyixia,shishenmeliyourangnizhijiezuochuheyangxuezhijielingzhengni?”

“yangyuxiansheng,weishenmeniheyangxuezhiqianmeiyourenheguanyunimentanlianaidexiaoxi。”

“yangyuxiansheng,jinhounihehuihuangyuledeguanxidaodiruhe,nishifoukaolvjieyuezhihou,qudingshengyuleni?”

“yangyuxiansheng,wangluoshanghenduorendoushuo,niheyangxuelingzheng,zhishiweilechaozuo,zhendeshizheiyangme?”

“……”

mianduizhongduowenti,yangyudoubushihenjihui。

danshizuihouyigewenti,taganjueshifencier。

“woheyangxuelingzheng,bushichaozuo,ershiwohetasannianzhijianaiqingdejieguo,xiwangyihounimenbuyaoyongchaozuolaipingjiawoheyangxuedeganqing。”

“haiyouyidian,zuoweimingxing,woxiwangdajiaguanzhushiwojinhoujidajiadailaidezuopin,erbushiwodesishenghuo,xiwangdajialiangjieyixia,zhiyugengduowentidedaan,zhihou,wohuizaiweiboshang,yiyichengqing,xianzaiqingdajiarangkaiyixia,woyaohuigongsi。”

“yangyuxiansheng,qingnizaihuidayige,tingshuoyangxuezainizhiqian,jiuyijinghebierenmimijiehunle,zheigeshiqing,daodishibushizhende,nizaizheilijieshiyixiabei!”

gangyaozoudeyangyu,tingdaoyanqianzheimingjizhewendewenti,jincumeitou。

kandaozheigejizheshenfenshi“fengpingzazhi”de。

顿时,脸色骤变。

dajiadouzhidao,zheigefengpingzazhi,doushiyiqungouziduizuchengde。

zhuanmenbamingxinggezhongyinsishenghuo,erqiehaishihubianluanzao。

tebieshiguanyuyangxuedesuoweidemimi,doushizheijiameiti,duzhuande。

“quninainaituide,nitingsheishuode?”