eryucitongshi，yizhizaiwangshangdengdaizhe《woshigeshou》debaiyoufensi，yijiqitashuiyou，doushiyilianmengbi。
baiyoufensi：“baiyoulaoshidezongyizenmefangbuchulai？wozenmejiandaobiedezongyijiemushanglaile，shiwozheilikaleme。”
“bushinineikale，wozheiliyemeishangying，shibushichushenmeyiwaile！”
“tiana，wozheiliyeshi……daodishizenmehuishi！”
“baiyoulaoshihaoburongyishangyicizongyijiemu，jieguochulezheimeduoguzhang，tashizaishitaiburongyile。”
“shibushijiemuzufacuolekaibodeshijianni。”
erdianshijiqian，qitadengdaikanbaiyouxiaohuadeshuiyou，zheigeshihouyijingyoudianbunaifanle。
“daodishizenmehuishi，weishenmezheige《woshigeshou》zhiqianyiduanshijianyizhidoubochudehaohaode，danshizheigeshihouturanbunengbole。”
“是啊，咋回事。”
“nengbunengshibaiyouzheigeshuaishen，tahaoxiangyilaijiumeihaoshi！”
“wodetiannatongzhimen，zheicinimenkecaiduile，zhenshibaiyouzheigeshuaishen，tingshuotachuleyixieshiqing，《woshigeshou》tingbole！”
“shuoshizanqiezhenggaini，xianzaizaidiaocha！”
啊？？？！！！
tingdaozheili，suoyourendouzhenjingzhule。
suoyoudeshuiyou，baokuobaiyoudefensidouweileshangqu。
他们叽叽喳喳的。
“zenmehuishizenmehuishi！kuaishuoshuo，wojiabaiyoulaoshizenmele！”
“nibuyaoxuekoupenren，womenbaiyoulaoshiyizhidoushihaomingxing，zunjishoufa，nengzuochushenmeshiqing，rangjiemutingbo！”
zhiqianneigeshuiyou，yuyanjiqiaoyunyongdefeichangchunshu。
yixiazijiubasuoyourendemuguangxiyinleguoqu。
yidangzongyi，yinweimougerenzanqietingbo，jibenshangjiushizheigeyirentafangle。
gangcaizheigeshuiyoushenmeyebushuo，jiushuozheigeshi，neimejibenshangjiushizaigaosudajiayigexunxi——
白右塌房了！
sanbuzhan，tashejinagele？
suoyoushuiyoudoukaishixingfenqilai。
“aiyoweizheigebaiyou，zhongyuyaotafangle！rangtatiantiancengredu，chaozuosahuangshuozijichuanbianyiyifu，zheixiahaoleba。”
“zhenshixiaosiwole，baixiaocengzhongyukeyixiaqule。daodifashengleshenme。”
“kuaishuoshuo，daodishizenmehuishi，woguazidouzhunbeihaole，yanhuadouyijingfangwanle。”
“kanlaizheigeqingkuang，baiyoushichushile，zhiqianwomenhaizaixiangdengtajiemubochudeshihouzenmemaitaita，xianzaidaohaoshengshijianle。”
jiuzaidajiajijizhazha，cuicuduifangganjinshuozheidaodishizenmehuishideshihou。
neigediaoweikouderen，zhongyukaikoule。
“yingzi：zhiqianresoudiyideneigeweibo，youyibufenxinxishizhende，youyibufenxinxishijiade。”
“zhenxinxishi，baiyouzhendecanjialeneige《woshigeshou》，danshibushizhengchangliucheng，jijiemuzusailewubaiwan！bijingtachanggeneimenantingyaoshibusaiqian，nidongde。”
“chucizhiwai，haiyouyigebijiaojingbaodexiaoxi，neijiushi，baiyouheyangmitamenlianggezhijianyoulianxi！”
“？？？？”
“bushi，baiyoujiubaiyoubei，zheigejiemutingbolejiutingbolebei，zenmehuishi，haicheshangwomenyangmile。”
“jiushi，yangmikeshiyulequanyizhiyilaidoujieshenzihaode，nikebuyaosuibianzaoyao！”
“yingzi：hehe，nimendaoshitingwoshuowanzheidaodishizenmehuishi。zheigebaiyouzaijiemuzu，yuanchuang，qingchangleyishouge，changdehaobuhaowoshibuzhidaole，danshibaiyoupingshichanggeneimenantingnimenjuedenenghaotingme。”