第五章纸人
“mei,meishaoshenme!”womangjianghuijindaojinmatong,chonglexiaqu。
dongyiyouyoudeshuodao:“heng,guguai,youguguai!”
“youshenmeguguai?ni......dasaoweishengni?”wozheimeyiwen,youxiangqiliusongshandehua,tashuoditiezhangenbenjiumeiyouyejianbaojieyuan。
danshi,woshangshangxiaxiadaliangledongyijiyan,tachuanzhebaojieyuandeyifu,tizheshuitongtuoba,fenmingjiushibaojieyuandezhuangban。nanbucheng,tashiyouteshupihao,touleyishenyifu,jiazhuangbaojieyuande?
buguoxiangxiangyebutaikeneng,sheizheimeyoubing,nengyouzheizhongpihaoa!
“neige,dongyi,nijidianxiaban?”wosuikouwenta。
dongyibeiduizhewo,kaishituodi,yixiayixiade,tingjianwowenhua,touyebuhuideshuodao:“mingzaoliudian。”
wodianlediantou,zhengzhunbeilikaizheili,dongyiquejiaozhulewo。
“aiduile,xiaotongzhi,youjuhuawodezhufuniyixia。”dongyishuozhe,tingxiashoulidehuoer,xiangwozouleguolai。
“什么事?”
“neige......”taxiangleyixia,kaikoudao,“niyigerenzhiyeban,yidingyaoxiaoxinyidian,zhuyianquan。”
wojuedetazheihuayouyisi,xiaoxinshenme?chengkedoumeijige,nandaotahaipawozaiditieshangyudaodajiede?
jianwobudangyihuishi,dongyideliansebianlebian,zhengzhongdao:“nibiexiao,woshuozhende,zheigeditiezhan......tabuganjing!”
“bu......buganjing?”
dongyidianlediantou:“shi,buganjing!nikandaode,buyidingdoushizhende,henishuohuade,buyidingdoushihuoren!”
tashuozheihuadeshihou,biaoqingguiyidaolejidian,haoxiangzaixiao,keyoubuxiang,shuyuneizhongpixiaoroubuxiaode,jiangyingdexiaorong。wohedehoutuijibu,dongyiqueyibazhuaizhulewodeshou。
tashengyinyadedidide,yinsenkongbu:“zheilibuganjing,buganjing,wodequdasaole,yaocaganjing,caganjing!”
wohuranjuedetashiyigeshenjingbing,hedewotuikaita,dabuchaowaimianpaolequ。
zhenshitouleyifujiazhuangbaojiedeshenjingbingma?
woqichuanyuyudepaodaodengchewei,zheishihoujulifachejinshengxiawufenzhongle,woshangleche,jianchalechexiang,zheicaihuidaolegongzuoshi。
yiqianwojuedezijidanzitingdade,kezaizheiligongzuomeijitian,jiushoudaoleyilianchuandejinghe,danliangmingxianbianxiaole。woshenxileyikouqi,rangzijifangsong,ranhoujixugongzuo。
qianjizhandouxianganwushi,dengdaoguzimiaodeshihou,wotingjianbobaoletingkaoxinxi,jiuzouchugongzuoshi,jixuxunshichexiang。gangzoudaoyijiechexiang,wojiukanjianyougerenbeiduizhewozuozailuzhongyang,jiangguodaodulegeyanyanshishi。
wobuzhidaozheigerenshibushinalibushufu,jimangzouguoquwenshengshuodao:“ninhao,ninshibushinalibushufu?xuyaobangmangma?”
neigerenmeiliwo,rengjiuyidongbudongdezuozaineili。
wonaixiaxingziyoushuoleyiju:“ninzuozaizheiliyingxiangqitachengke,ruguoninbushufu,wofunindaozuoweishangzuoyixiaba?”
他还是没理我。
woyizheji,shenshoujiuyaoqufuta,kejiuzaiwopengdaotashentideshihou,gangjuechadaoyisiyiyang,neigerenjiuzhitingtingdexianghoudaoleguolai。
“啊——”
wohededajiaochusheng,zhijianneigerenyangdaozaidimianshang,yizhangdabailiansibaisibaide,dengzheyishuangheiyanzhuzizhengkanzhewoni!
纸人!!
zheijuranshiyigezhiren!!!!
wohuangusizhou,zhengjiechexiangyigerenyemeiyou,pianpianyougezhirenzaizheili!
是谁在恶作剧?
wodangzhenqideyaobaofale,chezhanyeyouchezhandeguiju,shenmerennengpohuaiguiding,kangzhezheizhongdongxishangchea?erqie,zheigezhirenzuodehuolinghuoxian,yaobushizixikan,haizhenkanbuchulaijiade。
yinweidanxinhehuaiqitachengke,wozhinengjiangzhirenkanghuigongzuoshi,dengditiefanhuiyawanzhanyihouzaizuochulile。
keshi,kanghuiquwoyebushufu,zheiyushizheyizhengwanwodouyaomianduizheta。
wojiangzhirenfangdaojulixiezitaihenjindeyizishang,woditouxiezi,yuguangshibushidekeyipiaojianta,kemeidangwobukantadeshihou,wozongjuedetazaikanzhewo,jiuxiangshihuoleyiyang。
zheizhongganjuegaodewoxinfanyiluan,wofangxiabi,suoxingtaitoudingzheta,wodaoyaokankantashibushizhendeneng“huoguolai”。
zheimezixiyiding,wojuranfaxianzheigezhirenhaitinghaokande。
tawuguanjingzhi,meiyannonglie,toufawuhei,lianqueshibaidechuqi,danyaoshizhengchangfuse,tajueduishiyigedingjianmeiren。zuiyoutediandeshi,zaitadeyoubianyanjiaoxia,youyikeleizhi。
yihuangshen,wojurankandaile,dengwohuiguoshendeshihouhenbudeshanzijijibazhang。wozhenshixiangnvrenxiangfengle,juranduizheyigezhirenyyqilai。
wobunengrenyouzijihusiluanxiangle,fouze,wopazijifazhanchengbiantai。
daolechenghuizhan,woqishenchuquxunshichexiang。
zheiyizhanshanglailianggeren,woyikanhaishishuren,juranshineigelaotaitaihetiaoshengdexiaonvhai。zheiliangweirengjiuxuanlelianggeduimiandeweizhizuoxia,xiaonvhaidizhetou,yebukanwo。
zheishihoulaotaitaishuohuale:“xiaohuozi,zheitangcheshizaidonghaizhantingxiama?”
我回答说,是。
laotaitaidianlediantou,jiubuzaishuohuale。
wogangyaolikaichexiang,hurantingjiantayoukaikoule:“renyaokanlu,biezouchale,huorenyouhuorendelu,sirenyousirendelu,yaoshiwurusirenlu,neijiujiusiyishengge!”
“shenme?”wohuitou,faxianlaotaitaibizheyanjing,zuibabihe,sihugangcaidehuabushicongtazuilishuochulaide。
woyaoleyaotou,fanhuilegongzuoshi。
keshi,woyijinqujiubawoheleyitiao,wofangzaigongzuoshilidezhiren,bujianle!!
wolikaideshihou,fenmingjiangtafangzaiyizishangde,ketazenmehuibujianni?nandaowolikaidezheiduanshijian,yourenjinguowodegongzuoshi?
keshixiangxiangbutaikeneng,zheitangchejiuwoyigechengwuyuan,chengkeyemeijige,sheihuijinlaini?erqie,yemeiyourenhuijinlaitouyigezhirenba?
huaizhetantedexinqing,wojihubazhengtangchedouzhaobianle,yemeizhaodaoneigezhiren。
laotaitaijianwoxingsecongcongdelaihuihaojibian,renbuzhuwenwo,shibushidiuleshenmedongxi?wobuhaohetamingshuo,jiuhuidashuo,meidiushenme。
laotaitaibuxin,yaoyaotou,piepiezui,shuodao:“wokannishidiule,nishidiulehunerba?”
woyileng,kanxiangta,tashuodehenyansu:“nidehuner,pashibeitagouzoule!”