第1章 莫要侮我

chihuochengyidongsanshili,hengshannanlu。

aiaidewuqimimanzaizhenggeshanmaizhong,haochengnanjiangdiyizhuangdemaihushanzhuangruoyinruoxian。

滴!

滴!

滴!

maihushanzhuangdongyuandeyanwuchangli,chulizheyigeshaonian。

shaoniannianjiyuemoshiwusui,shencaixiuzhang,daoxuebandemiankongshangxiemanlejianyi。

tachizheshangshen,zhazhemabu。

sizhishangfenbiedaizheyigezhongdasanshigongjinxuantiehuan。

jidupibeideshenqufangfosuishinengbeizheiyibaiershigongjinxuantiehuanjiyakua。

tayidongbudong,renpingjingyingdehanzhuzietouqinchu,yididizaluozaishadishangchuxiandexiaokengzhishang,fachuqingcuiruerdeshengxiang。

shangmian,yijingchuxianleyigexiaokeng!

turan,shaonianyishengbaohe。

quzhi,yingxiangleqianmiandetiemulizhu。

嘭!

huaweiyingzhuadeshouzhijinjinzhajinjianyujingtiedetiemulizhuyizhihoudu,zainancunjin。

又失败了!

zhijianchuanlaidejutongrangshaonianlianjiayizhenniuqu。

“luofanaluofan,qinianqian,lieyingzhidiyishichuyingzhanchi,nizhihualesangeyuebianlianchengle,fuqinshuonitianfuyibing。danweihezheidierzhaocangyingbotu,zhengzhengxiulianleqinianqueyijiumeiyousihaodejinzhan,shizhongtingzhizaishijiezhongpinsanduan?!”

“nandaonizheiyibeizijiuzhinengtingzhizaishijie!”

“jiumaqiwo,zhongjiushizhangbei,renrenyebale,weihelianneixieshenfenbeiweidenupuyeganruwo?”

shaoniannannanziyu,lianshangchongmanzhefenmenyubuman。

shaonianmingjiaoluofan,shipingnanhouboluoxiaochenweiyideerzi,shenglaibianbansuizhewushuguanghuan。

kexi,liyingshenfenxianhedeta,rujinqueshoujinlechaoxiaoyubaiyan。

liangnianqian,pingnanhoufubeirenfuzhiyiju,shangxiasanbaikourenjinshuzangshenhuohai。

luofanyinweiqiuxuezaiwai,mianqiangtaoguoyijie,houlaibeijiufujiedaojiazhong。

jiujiulengqianchengzhengshimaihushanzhuangweilaidezhuangzhu,dangnianyufuqinpingnanhouluoxiaochenyouyue,yuanyijiangzhangnvlengxuejiajiluofan。

danzheishizaizhongrendeyanzhongjiushigetiandadexiaohua。

bujinshiyinweishiqulefuqindebihu,gengshiyinweishilibuji。

zaizheigeshiliweizundeshijie,niluofanququshijiezhongpinsanduandeshili,lianwuzhedousuanbushang,peideshangmaihushanzhuangbeiyuweitiancaidedaxiaojiema?

yejiushiyinweizheijianshi,zhenggelengfuderenduiluofandetaidujiqidebingleng。

wudaofenweitiandixuanhuangsidajingjie。

meiyigejingjieyoufenweishangzhongxiasanpin,meiyipinyoufenweijiuduan。

tianjingweichuanshuoji,chuleyuangushiqijigechuanshuojiqiangzhekenengdadao,dijingshangpinjiuduanjiushijiujicunzai。

luofanxiulianzheitaohuangjingshangpindegongfayijingkuaisinian,shilidadaoshijiezhongpinsanduan。

zheizhongshilizaitonglingrenzhongzhinengsuanhenyiban。

keshi,zuoweiweihunqidelengxuetianzijigao,shiersuidetabianchenggongkaiqiwumai。

sannianzhihou,gengshilianchenglelengjiajuexuemaihuzhangqianwushi,yongyoulehuangjingxiapinsanduandeshili,chengweichihuochengbainianlaizuinianqingdewuzhe。

luofanyutayibi,jiufangfoshiyinghuoyuhaoyueyiban,buzhiyiti。

liliangfenweiliangzhong。yizhongshiroushendeliliang,yechengmingjing,dakaidahe,youjikexun。lingyizhongzeshiwumaideliliang,shiweianjing,piaohubuding,shangdiyuwuxing。

mingjingyuanjingbushiyijiayidengyuerneimejiandan,yinweiroushendechengshounenglizongyoujintou,danshiwumainenggouyunzangdeliliangquemeiyouzhijing。

yinci,minganjiehecaishidadao。

xiangluofanzheizhongwufakaiqiwumaideren,qiongqiyishengyezuiduonengdadaohuangjingdianfeng,henduorenwangwanglianshijiedoutupobule。

erzheizhongrenbeirenmenchengweiwuzhe,zhiyukaiqiwumaiderenzebeichengweimaishi。

wangzhetiemushangdezhiyin,neixieedudelengchaorefengfuxianzainaohai。

“heng,lianwuzhedoubushi,haixiangyaoquwolengjianver,niyepei!”

“xiaohouyeyouruhe?buguoshichushenghaodian。xianzailianjiadoumeile,haixiangchitianeroubucheng!”

“yiduomeiguihuachazainiufenshang!”

weiyoushijieshangpinyishangdexiulianzhecaibeirenmianqiangchengweiwuzhe,zhiyubizhidijibiederen,zhibuguoshibineixiefanrenlvegaoyideng。

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xiangdaozheixie,luofanlianshangbujinyongqiyimohongchao,shuangshoujinjindiwozhe,hunshendouzaiyinweifennuerzhandou。

zheisanniandeshijianli,luofancongweijianduan,xiwangdaaozijideliqi。

wufaganshouwumaidecunzai,neijiuzouyitiaogengweijianxindelu——roushenrudao。

jiranqiannianqianyindinenggouzuodao,weishenmewoluofanbuneng!

tahaijide,diyicitazhamabuyigeshichensuonengchengshoudeyalishiershigongjin!errujinyijingfanlezhengzhengsibei。

“woxiulianlieyingzhizheimenjushuoshiyindiliuxiadecanpogongfa,diyizhaochuyingzhanchijiangjiudeshizishiyulidudejiehe,woyijinghenchunshu。danshicangyingbotudejingsuishishenme?qinianle,zhengzhengqinianle,weishenmewoyijiuzaiyuanditabu,haowucunjin!”

luofanyilianbugan,huanmanzhanleqilai。ningshenjingqi,baoyuanshouyi,jixuzhaqimabu。tazhenggeshenzibutingdizhandou,doudabandehanzhuzaiyiciqinmanetou,shunzhetadelianjiabiandiluo……

shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu,luofanyijiuzaikukudizhichengzhe,lianshangjiandingzhiseyirujiwang。

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“haiyouyigeyuejiushizhuquexuegongchihuofenyuanxuanbazhiri。daoshihoubuzhiyouduoshaoderenlaitiaozhanwo?yongciguyichaoxiaowo!”

aiyuluofanhouyedeshenfen,lengfubuhaotichuhuihun,queanzhongsongyongneixielengxuedezhuiqiuzhexiangtafachutiaozhan。

tashenzhitingshuo,yourenzhunbeizaiyanwuchangshangjiangtafeidiao。

xiangdaocichu,luofanlianjiajirouyizhendoudong,neijijiangyaodaoxiadeshenzijingranbeitashenshenditingdunleyixia。

danhenkuai,bansuizheshengxiang,tazhongzhongdishuaizailedishang,xianqimantianhuichen。

lenglengdiwangzhetiemulizhu,luofanluchuleyisikusedexiaorong,qiheidemouzilijinxiandeqiliang。meiyourennenglijiecishishaonianxinzhongdeshanghen。

erzaiyanwuchangdebuyuanchu,yiweidaizhemianshadeshaonvyuxiangshangqianyibu,danquejiannanditinglexialai,tingtingyulidizhanzaiyuandi,mianshaxiazuobanlianjingzhiwubi,danyoubanlianqueyouzheyikuaihongsedetaiji。

tawangzhetuifeieryougududebeiying,lianshangluchuyimoxinteng,chouchuleyihui,danzuizhongquemeinengguoqu。

yidaolveweibinglengdeshengyinzitadeshenhouhuanmandixiangqi。

“为什么不去了?”

mianshashaonvtingwen,weiweiyileng,suihourenzhendishuodao:“tataoyanbierenkelianta。”

“meimei,wozhenbuzhigairuheshuoni。jiutaneitianfu?haixiangquwo?pingshenme?haiyou,tapingshenmerangnixihuanta?”

“zaishuole,sangexingqihounibianchengweibierendeqizile,hebiyaoshengqingni?”

chuquetaiji,zhangxiangyutayimoyiyangdeshaonvwangzhetangzaidishangdeluofan,yiliandebishi。

mianshashaonvdaidaidiwangzheluofan,neixiehuasisihaomeinengjinrutadeerzhong,zaitadeerzhongzhiyouneidaoqifubudingdechuanqisheng,naohaizhonghuranfuxianchuliangnianqianluofansuoshuoguodehua。

“jiranxuemeibuxihuanneiren,neimeneirenxiuxiangquni!”

turan,yidaojiweixiaozhangdeshengyinziyuanchuchuanlai。

“daqingzaode,dahuodouzaimengxiangzhong,jiunizaixiulian!wodangshisheini?yuanlaishinixiaozi!”

zaiyanwuchangdedongbian,yiweishencaixiuzhang,shenchuanhuangyidejunxiunanzihuanmandizoulai,muguangzhongjinshibishiyubuxie,zaitadeshenhouzhanzhelianggemiandaijixiaodepucong。

lengli,zuzhanglengzhangfengdesunzi。

zuoweilengzhangfengdesunzi,shisisuidetayijingyouzheshijieshangpinwuduandeshili,chenggongkaiqiwumai,chengweiyimingmaishi。rujindeshiliyijingdadaolehuangjiexiapinsiduan,shilengfudetiancai!

tangzaidishangdeluofanhuanmandizhanleqilai,sihaomeiyoulihuiqingniandehuayu,jixuzhazhemabu,lianshangbingwuyiyang。

qingnianjianzhuang,bingwunuyi,danlianshangdechaofengzhisegengjiadenongle。

buguo,tabushengqi,kebudaibiaoqitarenjiubuhuidongnu。

zhanzaitashenpangmanlianhusaidepucongzhizheluofan,nudao:“nierduolongle?nimeitingjianshaoyeshuohuama?”

“gujitalianwulianfengleba!”

lingyiweishenchuanbuyidepucongjifengdao。

liangrenshuohuajiyoumoqi,chaofengzhiyizuodaolejizhi,danquesihaomeinengyingxiangdaoluofan。

zheijinian,zheixieedudehuayuyizibuloudichuanrudaoluofandeerzhong,kaishitajiweishengqi,danjianjiandi,lianshangdeneigunuyihuaweilekuse。

sheijiaotabunengkaiqiwumaini?sheijiaotashiliruole?

“lianpucongdouganwuruta,yidianyongqidoumeiyou!tazenmebaohuwo?”

zhanzaiqiangjiaobiandeshaonvtingwen,yaoleyaotou,lianshangdebishizhisegengjianongle,diuxiayijuhua,biankuaibudizoule。

mianshashaonvwangzheyuanqudejiejie,buyoudiqingshengziyu:“jiejie,nibudong。”tazailuofandelianshangkanchuleneimoyinzangzaishenchudekuse,neikusezhongdaizheyisidenuyi,sihuoshanbanjijiangbaofa。

tazhidaoyanqianshaonianruciqinfen,jinjinshiweilezuzhitaneigaisidezhengzhihunyin!

tadaidaidiwangzheneidaogudandebeiying,shenpashenyinghuaweicanying,jiaonendexiaoshoubuyoudijinwoleqilai。wanyitamenzhendedaqilai,tabianhaobuyouyudiquzuzhi!

“aiyouyou,tazhenshilongzia!”

“kantaneimabudezishixiangjiqingloudeguniangmen。”

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liangweipucongniyijuwoyiju,jujucixin,wanquanbujiangluofanfangzaiyanzhong。

“nimenlianggebeiweidepucong!shuogoulemeiyou?”

luofanbijingshishaonian,tingzherucicitongxinfeidehuayu,tazaiyerenbuzhule,yanzhuzibeizhexuesibaoweizhe。

lenglitingwen,lengxiaoyisheng,zhuanshen,fushouerli,dandandehuahuanmandihuidangzaiyanwuchangli,zheihuaxiangsizaixuanpanyigerendeming。

“不服,打!”

pucongtingwen,lianshangyinyintouluchuxingfen,huizheshitoubandequantoujiuwangluofanshenshangzaqu。