第五章 今天可不是愚人节

huiyishidebolimenyizhijinjinguanzhe。

laobangengesunzisideweisuihuobeiyeyixingrenjinquyijingkuaishifenzhongle。

guxiaoxizuozaizijidegongweishang,zhenggerenruzuozhenzhan。

tazuomengdoumeiyouxiangdaodeshi,qingzaozaijiudianyizhengyanjiukanjianderen,zhongwuguohouhuizaizaigongsiliyujian,zhiyaoyihuixiangqiqingchenneiyimu,guxiaoxilimagangadaohunshenqijipigeda,zhenggerendoubuhaole。

bingqielingtawanwanmeiyouxiangdaodeshi,tajuranhaishitagongsidehezuoshang?

bangongqulijingqiaoqiaode,chulebushichuanlaideganggangneimingbeichuaidenvyuangongdehengjisheng。

suoyourendouduanzuozaizijidegongweiqian,zhiganyongyuguangguanzhuzhehuiyishidamendefangxiang,haishibushidiyulidejinderenyongyanshenjiaoliuyixiaxia。

guxiaoxidiaochengjingyindeshoujiyizhizhendonggebuting,doushitongshimenfajitadexinxi,yigegedoubaguadixunwengebuxiu。

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ruguokeyi,taxiwangzuowandeshizaiyebuyaobeitijiyifenyihao。zuowanjiudangbeigouyaolejixia。

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“xiaoxia,zuoweigongsidelaoban,woweiwojintianshizhidexingweiyubudangdeyanyuxiangnindaoqian。qingnindarenbujixiaorenguojiuyuanliangwoba!wogongzuoyanzhongdeshizhi,wokuiduiyugongsi、wokuiduiyuyuangong,wogengkuiduiyunin!wo、wo、wo……”

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gongsisuoyourenyedoujitiwangshizhejianghai,sheidoumeiyouliaodaoyixiangrenqianrenhoudougaogaozaishangrenmorenyangdelaobanhuiyouzheiyangdiweigoutuideyimian。

jianzhilingrennanyizhixin,wanquanshuaxinlegongsirendesanguanrenzhi。

jianguxiaoximobuzuosheng,jianghaituranmengranjianguidi,yibabaozhutadekujiao,jiuchabalaolianquantieshangqule。

jiezheshengleijuxia,buzhudikenqiudao。

“xiaoxia,woqiuqiuni、xingxinghaoraoguowozheiyiciba。wo、woyihouzaiyebuganle!wo、wofashi,woyidingxixingemianzhongxinzuoren!zaiyebudangweihaigongsidehaiqunzhimale!”

pu!gongsizhongrenchadianyikoulaoxuepenbochulai。

“ha?”guxiaoxizhenjingdizhanglezhangzui,biaoqingyoudianniuqu。

baituo,jintiankebushiyurenjie,yaobuyaozheimekuazhangde!nandaoshihuobeiyeanzhongcaozuozaizhenggubaofuta?

guxiaoxixinneizaiandidagu,buyoudeananjiangshixianyoumiaoxianglehuiyishidefangxiang。

jianzheguxiaoxideyanshenyizhiwanghuobeiyesuozaichupiao,jianghaidexinliyufabuankonghuangqilai。

yiqianzhitingshuoguotagenhuojiadexiaogongzigezaitanlianai。danshihaomengongzigexianglaihuannvrenruhuanyifu,tayagenmeibaguxiaoxifangzaiyanli。

yiqiantazhenbuzhidaoguxiaoxihaibeikaohuobeiyezheiyizundashen。

ruguozhidaodehua,bieshuoxiangtaxiaguiqiuta,jiusuanzhengriduizhetasanguijiukoudichaobaitayeganzhiruyi。

diguojituanshitamengmeiyiqiuxiangyaoyuzhihezuodeqiye。ruguonengdedaodiguojituandehezuozhuli,neimetadezheijiagongsiweilaidefazhankejiuzhirikedailea!

tazhenshiyouyanwuzhulaoyanhunhuale,dezuisheiyebunengdezuidalaozhaozhederena。

yixiangdaozijiganggangyongneizhongyuqigentaidugentashuohuahaijiepinleta,gongsineibangzhihuinaqianbuhuiganhuodeshaxmenhaijitipaohongta。

jianghaijiuhouhuidihenbudeshanzijijigedazuibazi!

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“hailengzhezuoshenme?haibuganjinjinimenjintiandesuozuosuoweixiangxiaoxidaoqian!jiushinimenyigegedejiaoshigunzibagongsiligaodejifeigoutiaowuyanzhangqi!

yihoudoujiwojihaole,zaigongsilixiaoxijiushinimendetoulingnimendedingtoushangsinimendeyishifumuguan!

nimensheiyaoshizaiganhetazuodui,jiuyanzhongweifangongsibada、ebu,jiudadianwangguizhangzhidu!

weifanzheyilvcituigundan!juewuliwai!juebuguxi!”

员工们一脸懵逼。

danyixienaojinzhuandekuaide,yijingmingbailejifenderenjiukaishixiangguxiaoxilianzhupaosidetaohaodao。

“duibuqia,xiaoxi。jintianshiwomendebudui,dajiahuoyinggaitiqianbangnizuohaojiedaihezuoshangdegongzuo。

duibuqiduibuqi!doushiwomengongzuodeshizhi,doushiwomendebudui。nindarenyoudaliang,jiubuyaohewomenyibanjianshile。”

cishi,suoyourendouyijinghuiguoshen,fenfendiantou,fuhedao。

“jiushijiushi,doushiwomendebudui!”

“yihouyouwozhuanmenweixiaoximeitiandaizaocan。”

shengxiaderenkaishizhengxiankonghoudipinmingqiangzhedao。

“yihouwozhuanmenhuanshuitongjixiaoxijieshuihe。”

“dayinjidehuanmohuanwolai。”

“yuedideyuedujihuabaogaohuanwodayin。”

……

guxiaoximianseganga,yishijianyeshiwuyule。

手机**响起。

jietonghou,chuanlailengmodenvsheng,“guxiaoxishiba,nimamashengmingchuiweiyijingzhuanruleicuqiangjiu,niganjinlaiyiyuanqianbingweitongzhishu。”

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