zaolaotouzi？nvershuotazaolaotouzi？
budui，guinvzuibameiyoudong，erqietayeshuobulezheimelianguandejuzi。
“mianmian，diedieshuaiqima？”
ruanshengshiyongliantieguoqu，xiabadehuzhageren，ruanmianmianyongrouhuhudezhuazituikai。
“爹爹帅~”
【shuaishimeiyongdi，zheimeyingmingshenwudediedie，yishengjingzhongbaoguo，jieguoquehaishiluodeneibanxiachang。】
dengdeng，xiachang，tajinhouyoushenmeyangdexiachang？
shisheizaibeihouhantadiedie？
【shuaidiediemeifaxianshenbianyouchilibawaidebaiyanlang，beixianhaitongdipanguo，tianziwuxinjianchen，ruanjiafashengbianguhou，shuoshidaizuiligong，lvbingqulebianjiang。】
【dageyitongqianwangfenyou，quebeidaduanshoujiaochengfeiren，erdiedieyebeidijunwumafenshi，shishouguayuchengqiangshang。】
ruanshengshitongkongzhousuo，tazhengzhanshachangzhengzhengshinian，jiuliannverjiaojiaodoushizaibianjiangchushengde。
zhanshipingtakaixuangui，linglezhenguodajiangjundechenghao，jiujiangbingquanfanghuiqu，congweixiangguohuiluodaozheidengdibu。
【ai，quanjiadouyaogalemiao。】
“guaimianmian，diedieyihouhuibaohunimende。”
douwannver，ruanxiaotianpiexiangshencedexiaoerzi，faxiantaerlengerlengde，sihushenmedoumeifaxian。
querenguoyanshen，guoranzhiyoutanengtingdaobaobeiguinvdeshengyin。
“mianmian，woshinisange”ruanxiaotianlalataxiaoshouqingnie。
xiaomeimeitiandoushizheimekeai。
ruanmianmiangantanwan，cetoukanzhezijiasange，chongtatiantianyixiao。
【shekongsangezhangdebisijiehaiyaomei，daoshizheijiazhonghuodezuijiuderen，kexihaishiluorujianchenjiuqiansuideshouzhong，beitaqiujinzhemo。】
【tarenrufuzhong，wangtutiqinrenbaochouerquxingcinvzhu，shibaihoubeiluangundasi，zheimekandehua，ousannianhougaledaoshisidetongkuailei。】
yijiarenchaozheqiantingzouqu，meiyourenshuohua，yinweiruanmianmiandehuazaitamendexinlixianqilejingtaohailang。
tamenruanjiajinhoudexiachangjingshizheiban？
ruanxiaotianhuxiyijin，dizhetouwozhuquantou。
tahuibeiyigetaijianjiqiuqilai？
【ruanjiarenmeiyoucuo，zhiyinyudafanpaihenvzhuzuoduibeiqiannu，benbugaiyouzheiyangdexiachang，jiarenmenwonashenmezhengjiunimen？】
【miaowu，yixiazixiangtaiduo，touhaoteng！】
ruanmianmianzhouzhemeitou，taiqizijidexiaozhuazi。
tazheiyibaoyuan，ruanxiaotianlikehuishen，dashouroutadenaodai。
“mianmian，zheishimeishuigouma？diedieyuniniangqingegejiejiezhunbeilehaowandedongxie。”
“duiamianmian，womenzouba。”
ruanfurenshenshoujiangtabaozaihuaili，qinlehaojikou，talikeluchuxiaoronglai。
suirantashuohuabuqingchu，huitoukeyiqiaoqiaoxiexin，jijiarenzuotixingma。
gangjinruqianting，qinpenghaoyoumendouzai。
jintianshiruanmianmiansansuishengchen，yuruanjiaqinjindezuqindouhuilaizoudong。
“jiejie，jiefu，mianmianhaoxiangyouzhanggaole，lai，rangyimubaoyibao。”
yimingzhangxiangheruanfurenjixiang，danquegengcanglaofafudenvrenkaojin。
tadabandehenyanli，zheiyixiao，yanjiaodezhouwenzangdouzangbuzhu，shuozheshenchushoujiuxiangyaoqubaoruanmianmian。
tajiaozuoliuxiaoya，shiruanfurendemeimei，muqinrenchengliulaofuren。
【huainvrenzoukai，shenmeweidaochousimiaole。】
“ati！”ruanmianmianhaobukeqididaleyigedadadepenti。
ruanfurenbaozhehaizichongtaxiaolexiao，“meimei，binkemendoudaole，douruzuoba。”
ruanshengshicishiyeqingleqingsangzi，“geweiqinpeng，ganxiezhuweijinrilaicanjiaxiaonvdeshengchenyan.......”
jiandanganxieyifanhou，binkemenkaishihanxuan，zhouweiquandoushiduitadezanmeizhici。
liuxiaoyajiezhekuazantadeliyou，buduanwangruanshengshideshenbiankaojin。
“jiefu，zhenshimeixiangdao，cailianggeyuebujian，mianmianganjuejiuzhanggaolexuduo，gengjiakeaile。”
【wobenlaijiukeai，yongdezhenikua？huainvrenliwodiedieyuanyidian，aowu。】
【niangqin，kanhaonifujuna，tasuiranxinlizhiyouniyirenyige，dannaiheyougouxiangkena。】
gouxiangkendebushigutouma？nvernishenmebiyu？
ruanshengshineixinwunai，danhaishimomolakaijuli，jiekouqugenjiweilaihexidezhangbeidazhaohu。
ruanfurenrenjunbujin，wozheinveryoudianxiaoqiaopi。
lianshangdaizhexiao，danyuguangkanliuxiaoyadeshihouquedaizhebuman。
yaobushitingdaolenverdexinsheng，tajuebuhuiwangzheifangmianxiang，zijiameimeijingranyouzheibanwochuodexinsi。
“mianmian，zheishigegejinixuandeshengchenliwu。”
ruanjingtangzhanshizijideliwu，yitaoxinqunzi，shangmianyouliusuhezhuzi，bulingbuling。
“谢大锅锅。”
ruanmianmiankongzhibuzhuzijidezhuazi，buduanbalaliusuhezhuzhuzi。
suihoujiushierge，sangehaiyouruanjiaojiao，meigerenzhunbeideliwudoubutong，douhenyongxin。
beiliwubaoweideruanmianmianxiaoshale。
“眠眠，很稀饭！”
ruanfurenbaoqixiaonver，xiangshipengzhetianxiazhibaoyiyang，fujunhejigehaiziyeweizaitadeshenbian。
ruanmianmianbeimomotou，rouroulian，naonaoxiaba，guaguabizi。
taluchutiantiandexiaorongmiqiyanjing，shibushiyonglianjiacengcengzijianiangqin。
yonglankekeaiaideyangzi，jiuxiangshizhongxinggongyuedexiaogongzhuyiyang。
zhouweirendoushizhuhe，danyouliangdaoshixianbuyiyang，zhengshiruanfurendemuqinhemeimei。
“ruguowomeijicuodehua，mianmianjiangdehuagengduogengqingxile。”
liuxiaoyaguzuoxinweikaikou，binkemenyanshenweimiao，meiyourenfuhe。
sheibuzhidaoruanjiawuxiaojieyinweichadiantaisifuzhong，yizhiyuchushenghouhexunchanghaizibutong。
bierenyisuinengzou，taliangsuicainengzou，taxianzainengshuodehuabiyisuibanhaizihaiyaofeijing。
beidili，dajiadoushuoruanjiawuxiaojieshigexiaoshazi，xiaojieba。
“shia，womenjiamianmianshiyuelaiyuecongmingle”
ruanfurenyiwanghuiweizheixieshiqingxinsuan，danzidanengtingjianxinsheng，tafangxinxuduo，zenmenverdoujuedexihan。
liuxiaoyagangaleyishunlianmanggenzhefuhe，“jiefuyibiaorencai，mianmianziyeshihufuwuquannv。”
tingzhezheidengexindekuazan，ruanmianmianmomodifanlegebaiyan。
【huainvrenkezhenshibuyaolian，dangjiekuabierenfujun，zheishimeifujunlema？】
【edui，tajiahaoxiangfanshierquanjiabeiliufangle，wujiakeguijiudabierenfujundezhuyi，heng！】
ruanfurenchuizhemou，sushourouniezijianverruanhuhudexiaoshou。
nvershuodedui，meimeidefujunyijiagendangdizhifulangbeiweijian，tanzangwangfa。
jiuzaibannianduoqian，liuxiaoyadefujunhegonggongbeishazhanshou，shengyunvjuanhexiaobeimenquanjiabeiliufang。
taweilezibaogenfujunheli，tuolilefujia，weibaotawuyang，haishizijiafujunchumianqiuqing。
buzhiganenyejiubale，jingranhaixiangdengtangrushi！
xiaoshuo《yingmale！paohuimenduwoxinjitibengrenshe》di3zhangshidujieshu。