xianglideyiguanzuijinchulejianguaishi。
死人有点多。
zheiyiguanguizhangjiasuoyou，erzhangjianaishifulongxiangshengshou，jushuotamenzushangcengjingzaiqianchaohuanggongdangcha——minjiandeyiguanbushuozijijiazushangyougegongtingyuyihaoxiangjiumeiliankaidian。
buguozhangshiqueshiyishujingzhan，yiguancongkaimenzhijinjiuzhilebushaoxiangmin。
mingqidale，laiyiguankanzhendewaidirenjiuduole。
qizhongyouxiebingrenbunengzhouchelaodun，lailehoumeizhihaobuganhuiqu，tamenbianzhuzaiyiguanli。
dangran，zheiyangdebingrendoushizhongbinghao。
zuijinsidejiushizhongbinghao，yitiansiyige！
qizhongqiantianyougezhongbinghaolinsiqianhuiguangfanzhaoxingleguolai，shuoyouguichanzhetafanfudewen：“heqirubing，shitongwuying，bairijianxing，baoyangbunuan，ciweihegu？jiewuyikouqi。”
liuxiazheimeyijuhua，zheirendangtianyelibiangoudaile。
jianciqitabingrendangtianyelibianpaolule，yougeshuaiduantuideshiranggexiazibeizhepaode。
tamendouzhidao，yiguannaoguile！
ducaodangshiquyiguanchakanleyifandanmeikanchushenmewenti，bianliuxiayizhangtingtianjianpeizhidepixiefulutiezailemenkou，ruguoshixiaoguiyouhunzhilei，zheizhangfuluzugoujiangzhiganzou。
zuotianyeliyiguandaoshimeisiren，zhangjiarendaweijidong，xinglaihougubushangsachenniaoxianqujibaidamenkoudefulu，ranhouquleyikanzheipaochenniaosazaikudangli：fulushaodezhishengxiagefugenle……
这鬼很凶！
benlaiducaojintianxiangzaiquyiguanchatanyifan，danxianlilinshifaxianyuansha，tingtianjiandedayinzhaojilequanxiansigexiaoyinquchashazheiyuansha，yushitajiurangxudadaizijibanan。
xudazuobuzhu，zaiyiguanlilidailebantianpaole。
ducaoduicidaweinaonu，yushidangxudatianzhelianwenwanshangnengbunengchigeshaojideshihou，ducaorangtaquchishaojishi。
xudayumendepaoquzhaoxianglidehupenggouyoucengfan，ducaodengdaoyesejianglinbianbimenbuchu，zheiyangwangqilinmengle：taxiangyaolian《baguaguihundao》，kemeirenzhidaota，tazhiyouyibendaofamiji。
huidaowoshizhihoutagengmengle，mijibujianle，xianzaitalianmijidoumeiyoule。
tamingmingjidebaitianbamijisaijinhuaili，keshizheihuitatuodechitiaotiaole，lianshizidouzhuadaoliangge，lengshimeizhaodaoneimiji！
lianxiangbaitianmomingdakaidechuanghu，wangqilinganjuehunshenfaleng。
今天反常事太多！
毕竟今天是清明！
tayouxiangqibaitianfanchangchuxiandezaohualu，ganjinpantuizuoxiabishangyanjing。
suizhetahuxipingjing，shihaizhizhongchuxianlezaohualu。
yuyiwangbutong，zheicizaohualubuzaishihaowudongjing，ershiluzidixiachuxiantonghongliehuo！
huoyanzhuoshaozheluzi，yibencezizailuzikoushanghuanhuanzhuandong。
wangqilinmingbaile，xiaoshidemijiyebeiluzijixijinqule。
luxiadehuoshizhujianbianxiao，dengdaohuoyanximiedeshihou，luzikoushangdemijixiaoshile。
jiancitaxiayishizhengkaiyanjing，mijizhongxinchuxianzaitamianqian。
danbushi《baguaguihundao》，ershi《taiyinduanhundao》！
tamangrandefanyue，faxianshuyedeshouganbianle，youcucaobiandexizhi，limianhuizhideliangongtuyebianle，youjiandanbiandexiangshi。
mijichuleyouliangongtuhaiyouxiangxidejieshao，zhiqianxudajitatiguoyizui，shuoducaojitade《baguaguihundaofa》shitingtianjianzuijibendedaofa，yibanshiyouxinghelishixiulian。
zheidaofabenshenjiandan，dantingtianjianpeibeideyaodaobixunchangdaojugengzhang，kongzhifanweida，zheiyanghedaofapeiheqilaishashanglibucha，zugouyingfuputongguiguai。
er《taiyinduanhundaofa》kejiubuyiyangle！
tayipi、zha、liao、kan、mo、dai、tan、la、jieweizhuti，youyoudiaodaojiezhan、tuidaozhuanhuan、ladaopingzha、pidaozhuanjin、liaoweihuanhuan、zhajiexuejin、hutuijianwan、jingshangquxiadengdengwuqiongbianhuaweihouzhao，zhenshibianhuanmoce。
zheiyangbuguanshoudaoshenmeyangdegongji，zheidaofadouyouzhaoshikeyiyingdui，yidanjiezhaochenggong，neizhengtaodaofabiannenglianmianshizhan，jiangdifangshadehunfeiposan！
jiandanlaishuo，jiushizheidaofashanzhangjiangduishoutuoruzijidetaoluli，ranhouyongzijifengfudejingyandabaiduishou。
zhiyutayouduoshaotaolu？neizhenshiduole，yonglaohuashuojiushi：laomuzhudaixiongzhao，yitaoyouyitao。
buzhiruci，zheidaofazuilihaidehaishi‘taiyin’liangzi！
richengtaiyang、yuechengtaiyin，《taiyinduanhundaofa》zaiyejiannengzanjieyuehuazhili，shidedaofaweilibeizeng，liandaojizhi，guishenyebuganqingjueqifeng。
kanwanjieshaowangqilinrexuefeiteng，tayibaxiankaibeizitiaoqilai，henbunenglimalianchengzheidaofaquzhanlianggeguilaijizhiyeshengyakaigebao。
buguotahenkuailengjingxialai，mijishangshuo《taiyinduanhundao》naishiyezhanshendao，yinweitaolufanduojinanxuecheng，youtianfuzhedehuafeishiniancainengxiaocheng、yijiazicainengdacheng，meiyoutianfuzhecishengbunengtarumenjian。
qianlizhixingshiyuzuxia，tazhunbeilianyekaishixiulian。
xiulianzhiqiantaxianqianchengdechaozhejializufenfangxiangkoubaiyifan，zuzongbaoyoua！
tagangruzhiguanyihepeidaohaimeiyouxiafa，yushikoubaizhihoutaquxudayaodaochouchu，biduizhemijilianleqilai。
diyitaodaofa，yeheifenggao，‘shuashuashua’，xuehui。
diertaodaofa，yeliangrushui，‘cacaca’，xuehui。
disantaodaofa，yezhanbafang，‘guangguangguang’，xuehui。
……
zuihouyitaodaofa，wanjiadenghuo，‘aaa’，jieshu。
yibenmijifandaoweiye，wangqilinchouzheshoulixiazhangdeyaodaofaleng：shimijishuodetaikuazhanghaishizijitianfutaijingren？youhuozhezijiazuzonghenjili？
jiuzaitahainanyizhixindeshihou，mijimengderanshaoqilai，xunsushaochenghuijin、huazuoxuwu！
bujiuhouxudazuixunxundehuilai，tuikaimentachoulechoubizi：“zenmeyouyanxunhuoliaodeweidao？maya，nitoutouchishaojile？”
wangqilintiaoshangchuangqugaishangbeizishuijue。
diertianyizao，ducaojiurangxudaquxianlideyamenjitalingleguanyi、guanxue、yaodaoheyouxingdezhuangbei。
zhicitayesuanshigechiguanjiafanderenle，wanchenglejiazudejiejikuayue。
dengtahuanshangyifuguashangyaodao，ducaoshuodao：“wozuotianzaixianlideshihoujiangyiguandeshishuolechulai，shidayinjianduoshiguang，tashuoyiguanlishilailegeshiqigui。zheishiqiguimeichengqihou，zhiganchanzhejiangsizhiren，buzuweiju，suoyijintiannimenliangquyiguan，bazheishiqiguijiwobanle。”
xudamengdedengdayanjing：“womenliang？”
ducaomiansebujia，tadandandeshuodao：“zenme，pale？”
xudahahadaxiao：“yinggaishineishiqiguipale！”
“neinimenquba，woshentiyousuobushi，jintiandexiuxiyixia。”ducaoshuodaozheilideshihoumianpichoudonglejixia，queshixiangshizairenshouzhejidatongku。
xudaguanqiedewendao：“caoye，nishibushizuotianzhanshaneiyuanshadeshihouliuxialeanshang？”
ducaomeihuida，tayangtoukanzhetianshuodao：“xudanizaitingtianjiandangchayeyoukuaiyinianshijian，shishihougaizijibananle。xiaoqirulezantingtianjianyedejieshouruxingshilian，zheiciyiguanlilailegeshiqiguizhenghaojinimenlianggelianshou。”
liangrendiantou：“mingbai。”
“lingwaixiaoqiganglai，xudanihuzhetadian。”ducaomianpiyoushidoudongleliangxia。
xudapaizhedaxiongxiongshuodao：“caoyenifangxin，youdayewozai，laoqiyigenmaodoudiaobule！”
ducaopibeidehuihuishoudao：“neinimenquyiguanba，jizhe，shiqiguiduozaiyelihuodong，nimenjinwanjiangtazhanshalezaihuilai。”
xudahaomaidebaoquan：“moudingbufucaoyesuotuo，buzhanguibugui！”