第2章 租个男友?

“铃铃铃……”

慕晴的手机响了。

tataochushoujiyikanlaidianxianshi,kuxiaodiduiyejunboshuodao:“womadepaohongyoulaile,kendingshigangcaineigeqipanandadianhuajimeipogaowodezhuang。”

congtabeimushangdarenbizhexiangqinkaishi,jihumeicixiangqinjieshutadouhuizaodaoxiangqinduixianggaozhuang。

zhenbushitayanjingzhangzaitoudingshang,tayebuxiangtiaotide,ketagengbuxiangjiangjiu。

hunyinshiyibeizidedashi,yaoshijialegeqipanan,jiyaozhuanqianyangjiayouyaochongdangmianfeibaomu,tahaiburubujia。

yejunboxiaoxiao,“nikeyigenayishuoqingchude。”

muqingbaoyuan:“womagenbenbutingwodejieshi。”

baoyuanwan,tahaiderenmingdijiedianhua。

dianhuayijietong,mushangdarendepaohongjiuhongleguolai:“muqing,gennishuoleduoshaobian,niyijingershisisui,zaibuzhuajindian,haonanrenjiubeigengnianqingdexiaoniutiaozoule,nitiaolaitiaoqutiaogelandengzhan,nijiuzhidaohouhui。”

“jiangxianshengneimehao,nihaicubaoduidaita,nidejiaoyangni,jianzhishidiulenilaoniangwodelian,wokemeiyoujiaoguoniyongbeizizarenjia,jiangxianshengshuole,niyaoshikenxiangtadaoqian,tahuiyuanliangnishizhehenijiaowangde。”

“renjiachenghuibinihaixiaoliangsui,doujiaruhaomenle,mabuqiunijiaruhaomen,zhiqiunizaodianzhaogenanrenjiale,miandemazhengtiancaoxinniderenshengdashi。”

muqingdengmuqinhongwan,caiwunaidishuodao:“ma,woshiershisisuibushisanshisisui,hainianqingdehen,wodagedouershijiusuile,zenmebujiannicuita。”

mumamameihaoqidishuo:“wocuibudongtaya。”

muqingyilianheixian,muqincuibudongdagejiuzhemotashiba,taxiaoshunhaichenglebeizhetengdeduixiang,tayuanbuyuan?

“ma,nibuzhidaojiangxianshengyouduoqipa,zongzhi,yiyannanjin,dengwoyoukonglezaimanmangennishuo,haixiangwoxiangtadaoqian,daotagedatougui,womuqingjiabuchuquyebuhuikaolvta。”

“haiyou,chenghuibushijia,neishijibierendangxiaomi,yiweiwobuzhidaozhenxiang?neinanrendenianjidoukeyidangtabale,yebushishenmehaomen,buguoshiyoudianxiaoqian,youliangdonglouchuzubale,youbenshidejiujia——”

muqingyongshouwuzhushouji,xiaoshengwenzheyejunbo:“zanmenashizuiyouqianyoushizhenzhenghaomendeshinajia?”

ashishiyixianchengshi,youqianrentaiduo,muqingzheizhongxiaolaobaixinghaizhenbuzhidaosheijiazuiyouqian,shizhenzhengdehaomen。

yejunboyeyadishengyinhuidata:“junjiashiashideshoufu,zhenzhengdehaomen,tamenjiadegongsishifengchenjituan,chanyebianbuquanguo。”

muqinglijiduimushangdarenshuo:“youbenshijiaochenghuijiarujunjiaqu,buguoshidanglaonanrendexiaomi,mayexianmuchengzheiban,nanbuchengnixiangrangninverwoyequjilaonanrendangxiaomi。”

“peipeipei,wonverjiabuchuquwoyangyibeiziyebuyunxunidangbierendexiaosan。”

mumamamaleyiju,henkuaiyouminglingmuqing:“mingtianzhouliu,nidedianxianguanmen,jiwohuilaijianjianlingyigeren,neishiniqiyipobangnijieshaode,mayejianguoleneigenanrendexiangpian,henbucuo。”

muqing:“……ma,shangdiaodouhainengchuankouqini,nizheishilianjiwochuankouqideshijiandoumeiyou。”

“buxiangbeiwocui,nizijijiwozhaogenanpengyouya,mabangnisuanguoleming,dashishuolenijinnianyaoshibujiaren,jiuzaiyeyubudaonidezhenmingtianzi,yihoushiguduzhonglaodelaogupoming。”

muqing:……tamaliansuanmingdouxinshangle。

“muqing,nizaitingma?biebashoujifangzaizhuomianshangrenmalangfeikousheha。”

“ma,wozaitingni,nilaodedianhua,wonaganfuyan。ma,suanmingdashidadoushinengsuanguoqu,suanbuzhunweilaide,zhensuandezhun,qingtasuansuanmingtianwanshangliuhecaikaishenmetema,woquanbushenjiatoujinqumaitema。”

yejunbozaiyipangtingzhemunvliangdeduihua,renbuzhudididixiaoqilai,zaimuqingkanxiangtadeshihou,tayouganjinqingleqingsangyin,zhuangzuozijikesou。

haoburongyihongzhulemushangdaren,muqinggualedianhuahou,shangbanshendoupazaizhuomianshang,yifushengwukeliandeyangzi。

“junboge,nishuowozheiyangderiziheshidaotou?xianzaidianhuayixiang,wojiutoupifama。”

tazuozhengshenzi,kanzheyejunbo,zhunbeixiangtahenhendituzaotalaoniang,duishangyejunboneishuanghanxiaodeheimou,tazhazhayan,ranhoushangxiadaliangzheyejunbo。

yejunbowuguanduanzheng,qizhiruya,pixingwenhe,zonghedefen,muqingjitapingjiushifen。

xianglexiang,muqinghuranwen:“junboge,nihewodagetongnianba?nijiehunlema?”

yejunbowenhedixiao:“wohenidageshitongnian,doushiershijiusui,weihun,yimeiyounvpengyou。”

muqingeleyisheng,“nibamabucuinijiehun?nidouershijiule,zenmehaimeiyounvpengyou?”

“wogenwobamashuoguosanshisuicaihuikaolvjiehun,zhiyumeiyounvpengyou。”takanmuqingdeyanshenshenleshen,wenchendidadao:“kenengshihaimeiyouyudaoxiangqudeba。”

muqingyoueleyisheng,tadingzheyejunbokanlebanshang,youyouyulejifenzhong,zuihouxiangxiadinglejuexinside,shitandiwenzheyejunbo:“junboge,wo,wonengbunengzunijiazhuangwodenanpengyou?”

jianyejunbocuoedeyangzi,muqingganjinshuo:“fangxin,baochoubuhuidide,woyebuhuiganshenidesishenghuo,womenkeyiqianfenxieyi,dengnimansanshisuile,zanmenjiujiechuqiyue,yihouhubuxianggan。”

yejunbochenmoleliangfenzhong,muguangzhuozhuodisuozhetaqiaolidemianrong,dichendiwenta:“niquedingyaozuwodangnidenanpengyou?”

muqingdiandiantou,xiangyejunbozheiyangdenanren,kendingnengduzhumuqindezui,yebineixiejieshaorenjieshaodesuoweiyouzhinanhaoshangjibei。

“ayiyaoshirenkelewo,cuizhezanmenjiehunzenmeban?”

muqingxiaodao:“zhiyaowoyoulenanpengyou,womaduanshijianneijiubuhuizaicuidele。”

biekanmushangdarenzongshicuihun,yidantazhendeyounanpengyou,mushangdarenkendingyaokaochayiduanshijian,miandetayouyushangzhanan。

yejunboduanqibaizaitamianqiandeneibeiwenkaishuiheleliangkou,fangxiabeizihou,taxiuzhangdeshouzhiqingqiaozhezhuomian,xianglexianghou,tashuo:“haiburuzanmenyibudaowei。”

muqingzhazhayan,yibudaowei?

tashitandiwen:“junbogedeyisishizanmenjiajiehun?keshimeiyoujiehunzheng,womayebuhuixiangxinde。”

yejunbohenshuangkuai:“wokeyiheniquminzhengjulingjiehunzheng。”

“linglejiehunzheng,jiubushijiajiehun。”

muqingkebusha,zhiyaoquminzhengjubanlileshouxu,jiushihefafuqi,kebushijiahunyin。

yejunboxiaolexiao,“nibushishuoyaozuwoma?zanmenqianfenxieyibianshi。”