第4章 狗屁逻辑

zaijiyunhezheigedajieshuowanhuazhihou,jiuzaiyemeiyoushenmerentichuyiyi。

tamenquekaishizhaojiekou,yigeyigerenlikai。

buyihuier,jiushengxiaxiayuehejiyunheliangren。

“yi,tamenyoudianjieshoubuleni,haiqingninjianliang,shaoweidejitamenyidianshijian。”suiranjiyunhedexinliyehenbieniu,dantabijingshidajie。

夏玥点头表示理解。

jiezheliangrenjiuxianrulechenmo。

zuihouhaishijiyunhekaikoudapolezheifenchenmo:“yi,wojuede,xianzaiduiyuninlaishuo,zheigeshijiehaiyoumosheng,buruwodainichuquguangguang,shaoweideshuxishuxizheigeshijie。”

“buyongteyidedaiwoshuxizheigeshijie,rangwogenzainideshenbianjiuhao,bijingwotingqinyanshuo,niyiyijizhiliguanzheyigehendadegongsi,meitianyaochulihenduodeshiqing,wobuxiangyinweiwodeyuangujinitianmafan。”

jiyunhexiayishidexiangshuobuhui。

keshixiayuequemeiyoujitashuohuadejihui:“zaishuoni,niyebuxiangyaoyigezhihuidanwunishiqing,tuonihoutuidemuqinba。suoyinizhixuyaorangwogenzainideshenbian,zheiyangwojikeyishuxizheigeshijie,youkeyirangnimanmandejieshouwo。”

jiyunhexianglexiang,yejuedeyoudaoli。

xiayuekanzhejiyunhe,ruguotacaidemeicuo,luyanchenbeizijineimedeyifanshoushi,neigesuoweidenvzhuyinggaichuxianle!

ganghaozheigeshihou,jiyunhedeshoujixiangle。

jiyunhenachushouji,tingdaoshoujineibianrenshuodehua,meitoubianjinjindezhouqilai,taguaduandianhua,youdingzhexiayuekanleliangfenzhongcaizaicishuo:“xiaoyi,wogongsishaoweichuledianshiqing,ruguonizhendebujieyidehua,ninjiugenzhewoquyitang。”

jiuzheiyang,xiayuegenzhejiyunhelaidaolejishijituan。

jiyunheyijingongsidedamen,jiuyouhaojigexizhuanggelvderenzouguolai,jiangtatuantuanweizhu,bingqieqizuibashedehuibaozhegezhongshiqing。

jiyunheyidiandoubuhuang,youtiaobuwendechulizhemeijianshiqing。

zhanzaipangbiandexiayuekandaojiyunhezheimeyouxiudeyangzi,xinlijiuyuelaiyuebufen,tazheimeyouxiudenverzenmejiuchenglenvzhudedianjiaoshi!

erjiyunhezhaodaoyigekongxi,jiumanhuaiqianyideduizhexiayuedeshuo:“yi,buhaoyisi,wogongzuoshaoweiyoudianmang……neige……”

“dajie,ninqumangba,xiayuanshishenbianyouwoni,wokendinghuibaxiayuanshizhaogudetuotuotietiede。”jiyunhedehuahaimeiyoushuowanjiubeiqinyandaduanle。

jiyunhedianlediantou:“neiwoxianquchuliyixiagongzuole,xiaoyi,ninfangxin,wozaibagaichulidegongzuochuliwanlezhihou,wokendinghuidiyishijianlaizhaoni”shuowan,jiyunhejiudaizheshuxialikai。

“xiayuanshi,nifangxinba,zheiliwotebiedeshuxi,wokendinghuirangnizaizuiduandeshijianneilejiezheili。”qinyandeliandoukuaiyaoxiaochengyiduohuale,bijingwujiemeihexiayuejiechudeshihou,tajiuzaipangbian,suoyixiayuanshizaitaxinlihezhiqiankebuyiyang,

xiayuesuiyideyinglejisheng,ranhoukaishisichukan。

zheigejishijituan,suiranshisiqi,danqueshiguojiachuzijianlide。

xiayuezaineigekongjianlejiedao,suizhejingjiyuelaiyuefada,youxiebuanhaoxindezuzhi,xiangtongguojingjishouduanlaiganraoguojia,jiashangfaxianjiyunhezaijingshangfangmianyoujigaodetianfu,suoyibianzhichijiyunhechuangjianlejishijituan。

dangxiayueheqinyanhaimeiyouzoujibudeshihou,biantingzhilejiaobu。

“yanchen,nizenmeshangchengzheigeyangzile,shisheiyouzheiyangdadedanzi,juranganduinidongshou,zhendeshikee。”

xiayuetaitoukan,biankandaolemenkouxiedezongjinglibangongshijigezi。

透过门缝往里看。

jiukandaoluyanchenheyigenvrenzhengzuozaishafashang。

ernvrendeshoulinazheyaogao,manyanxintengdexiaoxinzailuyanchendelianshangtumo:“duile,jizongweishenmebuzainideshenbian,shibushiyanchennikanjizongtaimangle,suoyibianmeiyoujijizongshuonishoushangdeshiqing?yeshi,ruguojizongzhidaoyanchennishoushangdeshiqinghou,kendingbuhuizaiyouxinqingquchuliqitadeshiqing,neiyangbuzhidaoyao……”

xiayuetinglezheifanhua,zhendexiangzhijieluqixiuzijiushigan。

md,zheiyetaichaleba。

meicuo,zheigenvrenbushibieren,jiushizheibenshudenvzhujiaojiangwu。

“nicuole,tazhidao,budanzhidao,haikanzhewozheiyang!”luyanchendelianseheidebunengzaiheile,yaozhidaocongtayoujiyiyilaikeshiconglaidoumeiyoushouguozheiyangdewuru。

“a……jizongkanzheyanchennizheiyang,huibuhuizheilimianyoushenmewuhui,bijingjizongneimedezaihuni,shenzhikeyishuoshibayanchenkandebitazijidexingmingdouzhongyao,zenmehuizaipangbiankanzhenibeidachengzheigeyangzi。”

“nenggouyoushenmewuhui!”luyanchenjihushiyaoyaqiechideshuozheihua。

“doushiwodecuo,ruguozuotianwoyaoshimeiyoujinidadianhua,neimenihejizongjiubuhuizheiyang,keshi……woganglaidaozheizuochengshibujiu,wozhendemeiyouburenshiqitaderen……duibuqi,zhendeshiduibuqi……yanchen,woxiacibuhuizheiyang。”jiangwuyueshishuozheihua,shengyinbianyuexiao。

tingdaojiangwudehuazhihou,luyanchenlikeshoulianqishenshangdesuoyouliqi:“xiaowu,zheibuguaini,nizaizheizuochengshirenshengdibushu,zhiyouwoyigeshuxideren,jiwodadianhuashizuizhengchangdeshiqing,nibuyaozize,doushijiyunhexiaoxinyan,xinliangzangsuoyixiangshenmedoushizangde。”

toukandexiayuezhendeshiwuyule。

ruguozheigeshijiezhendeshiyibenxiaoshuodehua,neizheigezuozhenaozilizhuangdedoushishima?jurannenggouxiechuzheimeexindehua。

tajidezijizaineigeshenmikongjiankande。

luyanchenjuedejiyunhelaoshihuaiyitahejiangwuyoushenme,jiranzheimehuaiyi,neimetagancuijiuzuoshile,ranhoucaifaxianjiangwucaishitacishengzhiai。

baituo,zheishishenmeluoji。

shijiyunhebakaitadekuzi,rangtaquhejiangwufashengshenme!

chuguijiuchugui,zhaozheiyangdejiekoushishenme。

jiudangbangongshideliangrendelianjiazaizhujiandekaojin,yankanyaozuodianshenmedeshihou,xiayueyijiaojiuchuaikailemen。

dangjijiubaliangrenheleyijiling。

“shishei……sheijinidedanzi,jurangan……”gangshaoweixinqingyoudianhaodeluyanchen,yixiazijiubaofale,keshidangtakandaojinlaiderenzhihou,huahaimeiyoushuowanjiutingle。

“nishishenmeren,nizhidaozheilishishenmedifangma?sheijinidedanziganshanchuangzheili。”yuanbenyilianyoushangdenvzhujiangwu,yeshouqilegangcaiyouyudelianse,huanshangleyifulengkudemoyang,daoshiyouleyifuzhichangnvxingdeyangzi。