xiashudehuarangwoyouxiemengbi,yizhishouxiayishidefuzhuxianingneijiaoxiao***deqiaotun,lingyizhishoudakailedeng:
“huaiyunle?ninanpengyoude?”
dengguangliangqi,xiashutaiqitouyongtaneiliangjingjingdeyanjingdingzhewokan:“womeiyounanpengyou,shinide!”
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bushiwobuxiangxinxiashu,danyigehuisuo“nenmo”xinshidandangaosunizijishigechunv,haishuoyiyefengliujiunaochule“renming”?
换做是你,你信吗?
zhenbawodangqingchunqishayebudongdexiaopihaile?
tingdaowozheiyangshuo,xiashulimayankuanghanlei,youxiejidongdeshuodao:
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woyitingshishashididedianhua,limakaikouwendao:“xianghaole?”
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woyitingjiuxiaole,maigekaohongshubeifa2000?
这他妈还有王法吗?
“zheibangrenqiongfengleba,nidengzhe,worangwaigezhaozhaoguanxi。”
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tingdaowaigezheiyangyishuo,woxinlijiuyoushule,dangshizheihuokexiaozhangle,zhangzhejiujingjiuyaohe**zaifangjianlidapao,zuihouhaishiwohaoshuodaishuojihongdaoxiyuzhongxinde。
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xiyuzhongxindedatangjinglilaosi,shigexiaoyanjingdedabaipangzi,jiandaowoyihoulimayinxiaozhewendao:
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wocongdoulirengguoquyigenashima,bailebaishou:
“nilaosidezui,zuinengpianrendegui,haixinrenni?zhibudingcongnataohuanguolaide,shuo,zaiwaimianganjinianle?”
laosidaoyebunao,dianzheyanshenxileyikoushuodao:“jiucaitaobuguoalangdefayan,zheiyangba,daihuishanglourangxiaomeijinisongsonggu,dousuanwoshenshang。”
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wokanleyanshijian,li7dianzhengshikaigonghaiyou40fenzhong,jiugongjingburucongmingle。
zaihuisuoshangbandezheiliangnian,woconglaimeiyoupengguoxiyuzhongxinde**,meiyouqitayuanyin,zhishixiantamenzang。
wokeyiliejuyigeshuzi,rangdajiaxipinyixia。
womenhuisuodexiyuzhongxinyousishige**,zheisishige**pingjunyiwanshangyaojiedai3.7gekeren,qudiaobushufudeneijitian,meige**yigeyueyaojiedai80gekeren,
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dangran,ktvlide**woyehenshaopeng。
zhiyouxiashuhelingwaiyi、er、san、si、wu、liu、qi。。。。
ng,jiashangxiashuyecaibageeryi。
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woshuozheigedeyisiyebushishuoktvde**jiuganjingle,chulaizuozheixingdejiumeiyouyigeganjingde。
bieshuozuozheixingdenvrenle,xianzaizheishidaojiushiliangjiafunvjiuganjinglema?
youduoshaoxiaonvhai,tamadehaizaishangzhongxuejiuhenanrenkaifangle,liaogewangyoujiuqianlisongboyi,rangrenbaiwandeshiqinghaishaoma?
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zaiwoyanli,zheixienvhaibingbubiyechangde**jiemenganjingduoshao,zuoyechangdehaishiweileqian,tamenyoushiweileshenmeni?
zongzhi,shuozheimeduoyezhidaibiaolewogerendekanfa,geweibuyaojieyi。
congxiyuzhongxinchulai,ganghaowanshangqidian。
huisuodemenkouzhanzheliangpaishenzhedanzisegaochaqipaodeyingbin**,zaiyipianjiaoshengxiyudehuanyingxia,diyibokerenyijinglaidaole。
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anzhaowodejingyan,zheizhongkerenshibuhuidianpeijiu**de,yebuhuixiaofeitaiduodejiushui,shuyuzuimeiyouyoushuidekerenle。
suoyiwobatamenanpaidaoguaijiaodexiaobaojianjiuzhunbeilikai。
kezheigeshihou,zheiqunrenzhongdeyigezhongnianfunvkaishijiaorangle:
“zheifangjianyetaixiaole,womenzheimeduorenzuodouzuobuxia,jiwomenhuangedabao,daibengchuangdeneizhong。”