第3章

xiashudehuarangwoyouxiemengbi,yizhishouxiayishidefuzhuxianingneijiaoxiao***deqiaotun,lingyizhishoudakailedeng:

“huaiyunle?ninanpengyoude?”

dengguangliangqi,xiashutaiqitouyongtaneiliangjingjingdeyanjingdingzhewokan:“womeiyounanpengyou,shinide!”

“shenme?nikebiekaiwanxiao!”

wolimajiumaole,fuzaixiashutunbushangdeshougengshimingxianyijiang,limabatacongwohuaizhongtuilechuqu。

xiashumeixiangdaowohuibatatuikai,yangqitouweiquwanfendeshuodao:“zhende!zhenshinide!wohenishuolewoshidiyici。”

“nizheiyangshuohuajiumeijingle,woyaoshishuozijihaishi***ni,nixinma?hehe!”

bushiwobuxiangxinxiashu,danyigehuisuo“nenmo”xinshidandangaosunizijishigechunv,haishuoyiyefengliujiunaochule“renming”?

换做是你,你信吗?

zhenbawodangqingchunqishayebudongdexiaopihaile?

tingdaowozheiyangshuo,xiashulimayankuanghanlei,youxiejidongdeshuodao:

“shenlang,wozhendemeiyoupianni,niyaoshibuxin,denghaizishengxialainikeyizuoqinzijiandingde!”

budebushuo,xiashunengchengweiwomenhuisuodetoupaidequeshiyouyuanyinde。

tajinniancai19sui,shijiangzhouwudaoxueyuandedayixinsheng,zhenggerenyimiqierdeshengao,yishuangnitianzhangtuigengshibaidefaguang,xiaoyaoyoushiyingyingyiwo,suiranxiongtunbubushineizhongkuazhangdechicun,danyinchangniantiaowudeyuanyin,pianpianshijinzhibaoman。

zaipeishangtaneizhangjingzhihuanendexiaolian,yaoshiwanshengshijinian,douyinshangyouduoleyigechunyutianhuaban!

“jiemeier,nibienawodachale,neiwanwoheduole,shuoshihuawodoubujidefashengleshenme。”

xiashubeiwodehuaqidaofadou,lengbudingdejiujilewoyibazhang:

“shenlang。。。。。。nizhenshige**!!!!”ranhou,jiutouyebuhuidepaodiaole。

“made!zheidoushenmegenshenmea!laozizhaosheiresheile!cao!”

wohenhendewangdishangcuileyikou,xinxiangjintianzhenshichumenmeikanhuangli,xianshixiangxiaoyahouyoulaigexiashu,nvrenmeiyigeshengxinwanyi。

weinidanzouxiaobangdeyequ,jinianwosiqudeaiqing。。。。

turan,wodoulidezuixinkuannuojiyan90xiangle,haomashigemoshengdegudingdianhua。

“shei?jianghua?”woyi**zuozaixiuxishideshafachuangshang。

“wocao,langgenichi**le,shiwolaosha。”

woyitingshishashididedianhua,limakaikouwendao:“xianghaole?”

“haimeiyou,wodadianhuashiyinweiwodesanlunchebeichengguankoule,yaofawo2000kuaiqian,woshixiang。。。。”

woyitingjiuxiaole,maigekaohongshubeifa2000?

这他妈还有王法吗?

“zheibangrenqiongfengleba,nidengzhe,worangwaigezhaozhaoguanxi。”

“bushi,wobushineigeyisi,langgewoshixiangzhaonijiewodianqianbafakuanjijiaole。”shashididehuayuzhongtouzhewunaiherenming,zheirangwoyouxieloubuzhule。

“laoshanibieshuole,womingtianqujinibasanluncheyaohuilai,danshinizhendezhunbeimaiyibeizikaohongshuma?jiupingnizhengzheisangualiangzaode,shashihoucainengba***shoushufeijizanchulai。”

dianhuaneitoudeshashidichenmole,jiujiuzhihoucaishuodao:“woxianghaolelangge,sanlunchewobuyaole,womingtianjiuquduchangshangban。”

“maoxian!yimaguiyima!sanlunchewokendingjiniyaohuilai,cangyingtuizaixiaoyeshirou!!”

shuowan,wobadianhuaguadiaoyihou,jiuqichongchongdechaozhejinglibangongshizouqu,xinxiangpingjiezhewaigedemianzi,yiliangbeichengguankouxiadesanluncheeryi,haibushishoudaoqinlai。

waigequanmingliuqi,yinweixiamianshengdeyouzhangyouwai,waihaowaibaziorlaowai,wozeshijiaotawaige,ruyushiyinweiyiqizhongshanghaibeipanlebanian,dankuaichuyudeshihouwaigetufaxingeng,shibeiworengonghuxijiuhuilaide。

laidaowaigedebangongshi,tazhenghaoganglaidaohuisuo,dezhilaiyixiaozheshuodao:“zheixiaoshinihaiyongzhaowoma?qiantianzai666baoxiangdeneigeheipangzibujiushichengguandaduidelongduizhangma,niyinggaiyoutadedianhuaa。”

“sha?jiuneigejingchongshangnaodejiahuo?shanglaijiuba**kutouzideneige?”

“kebushima,jiushita!”

tingdaowaigezheiyangyishuo,woxinlijiuyoushule,dangshizheihuokexiaozhangle,zhangzhejiujingjiuyaohe**zaifangjianlidapao,zuihouhaishiwohaoshuodaishuojihongdaoxiyuzhongxinde。

“waige,neibudaraole,woxianmangqule。”

congwaigebangongshichulai,wojiuhuibangongshizhaodaolelongduizhangdedianhua,duifangyitingwodelaiyi,limapaizhexiongfubiaoshixiaoshiyizhuang,mingtianquduilibacheqihuiqujiuxingle。

bashiqinggaodingyihou,woyouzaichangzililiudaleyiquan,kandaodouyijingzhunbeijiuxu,jiupaodaogebidexiyuzhongxinchonggezao,jiejiefa。

xiyuzhongxindedatangjinglilaosi,shigexiaoyanjingdedabaipangzi,jiandaowoyihoulimayinxiaozhewendao:

“alanglailea,wozheiganglailianggexinren,daihuidoujinianpaishang?”

wocongdoulirengguoquyigenashima,bailebaishou:

“nilaosidezui,zuinengpianrendegui,haixinrenni?zhibudingcongnataohuanguolaide,shuo,zaiwaimianganjinianle?”

laosidaoyebunao,dianzheyanshenxileyikoushuodao:“jiucaitaobuguoalangdefayan,zheiyangba,daihuishanglourangxiaomeijinisongsonggu,dousuanwoshenshang。”

laosishuodesongguxiaomeiwoshizhidaode,zheixiedoushizhenzheng**dejigong,bijinglaixizaodehaishiyouhaonanrende,bukenengquanshilaipiaodeduima?

wokanleyanshijian,li7dianzhengshikaigonghaiyou40fenzhong,jiugongjingburucongmingle。

zaihuisuoshangbandezheiliangnian,woconglaimeiyoupengguoxiyuzhongxinde**,meiyouqitayuanyin,zhishixiantamenzang。

wokeyiliejuyigeshuzi,rangdajiaxipinyixia。

womenhuisuodexiyuzhongxinyousishige**,zheisishige**pingjunyiwanshangyaojiedai3.7gekeren,qudiaobushufudeneijitian,meige**yigeyueyaojiedai80gekeren,

yiniandehuajiushi960gekeren,doutamadeqianrenzhanle,nishuozangbuzang。

dangran,ktvlide**woyehenshaopeng。

zhiyouxiashuhelingwaiyi、er、san、si、wu、liu、qi。。。。

ng,jiashangxiashuyecaibageeryi。

suirantongyangshichulaizhengqian,danktvde**juedabufenshibuhekerenshangchuangde。

bijingtamenzhixuyaopeikerenhehejiu,rangkerenkaikaiyouyigeyuejiunengqingsongshangwan,buxiangxiyuzhongxinde**,buguansharendoudesihou,zheiyeshiyouxierenleigaozhiliangnvhaiyuanyilaiwomenhuisuo**deyuanyin。

woshuozheigedeyisiyebushishuoktvde**jiuganjingle,chulaizuozheixingdejiumeiyouyigeganjingde。

bieshuozuozheixingdenvrenle,xianzaizheishidaojiushiliangjiafunvjiuganjinglema?

youduoshaoxiaonvhai,tamadehaizaishangzhongxuejiuhenanrenkaifangle,liaogewangyoujiuqianlisongboyi,rangrenbaiwandeshiqinghaishaoma?

haiyoudenvhaiyiwanlamian、liangpingpijiuxiadujiunenghegangrenshidenanrenchuandaoshouye、quanquanchacha,nianjiqingqingjiunongleyishenzangbinggengshilvjianbuxian。

zaiwoyanli,zheixienvhaibingbubiyechangde**jiemenganjingduoshao,zuoyechangdehaishiweileqian,tamenyoushiweileshenmeni?

zongzhi,shuozheimeduoyezhidaibiaolewogerendekanfa,geweibuyaojieyi。

congxiyuzhongxinchulai,ganghaowanshangqidian。

huisuodemenkouzhanzheliangpaishenzhedanzisegaochaqipaodeyingbin**,zaiyipianjiaoshengxiyudehuanyingxia,diyibokerenyijinglaidaole。

zheixieyingbin**doushibaofangdefuwuyuan,yejiushisuchengdebaojiangongzhu,zhenggetianlinshiyezhiyouwomentiangongcaiyoudejinglifengjingxian。

baojiangongzhubuxiangpeijiu**,tamenquanshihuisuodeyuangong,zhifuzeduanchadaoshui,zuiduohekerenwangeshitoujiandaobuzhengdianxiaofei,shijueduibunengpengbunengmode。

suoyishuobaojiangongzhushichulebaojieayizhiwai,huisuolizuiganjingdenvrenle,buguoyeyouxiebaojiangongzhuxiangzhenggengduodeqian,zhudonglizhishenqingxiahaipeijiudeyebuzaishaoshu。

jintiandiyibokerenyouqigeren,younanyounvyoulaoyoushao,kanyangziyinggaishiyichangjiatingjuhui。

anzhaowodejingyan,zheizhongkerenshibuhuidianpeijiu**de,yebuhuixiaofeitaiduodejiushui,shuyuzuimeiyouyoushuidekerenle。

suoyiwobatamenanpaidaoguaijiaodexiaobaojianjiuzhunbeilikai。

kezheigeshihou,zheiqunrenzhongdeyigezhongnianfunvkaishijiaorangle:

“zheifangjianyetaixiaole,womenzheimeduorenzuodouzuobuxia,jiwomenhuangedabao,daibengchuangdeneizhong。”