第三章 想送一首《丑八怪》

tazhidaoxuchangnianhezhouqiongzuijianbudetabuxuewushudeyangzi,tayezhidaozijishitamenweilelianyinlingyangdeyigewupin。

yinweitamenwufashengyu,keshijuqinghengouxue,daolelingyangtadediernian,zhouqiongjuranhuaiyunle,shengleyigeerzi。

tayehengaoxing,zijiyoudidile,fuwanqisuineinianbuzhidaozenmezoudiude,xinglaihouyijingzaigueryuan,tashiyile,shenmeyebujidele,tazhijidezijijiaofuwan。

yuanzhangkaishiyexiangzhaodaotadejiaren,keshixingfuderenyoubushizhiyouyijia,yigejinchengneimeda,genghekuangfuwanhaibuyidingshijinchengde。yuanzhangjiandaofuwandeshihou,xiaoguniangzhangdeshuilinglingde,chuandehenhao,yijianlansedemianao,toushangdaizhebaisedemaorongmao,shoushangdaizhebaisedemaorongshoutao。

tayikanjiuzhidaofuwanshiyouqianrenjiadehaizi,jiusuanmeiqian,neiyeyidinghenshoujiarenchongai。

fuwanzaigueryuandailesannian,gueryuanlimianderendouqiruanpaying,tahenrongxingdechenglehaiziwang,dabianquanyuanwudishou!

shisuineinianxuchangnianhezhouqionglaile,yiyanbiankanzhongleta,yinweitadeyangmaozugoureyan。

taneishiyiweizijikeyihebierenyiyangyoubabamamale,mianduixuchangnianhezhouqiongdeyanli,tahennuli,taneishihoubuzhidaoxuchangnianhezhouqiongzhishiweilepeiyangyigeyouxiuderen,yihouhaomaidaoyouqianrenjia,huozhequgoudashangyouqianren。

shiersuineinian,zhouqionghuaiyunle,shigenanhai。

shisansuineinian,fuwanyoukaolediyiming,quzhaoxuchangnian,haimeiqiaomen,tingjianxuchangnianshuo“bafuwansongzouba,womendouyouzijideerzile。”

“neiyatouyebuqinjinren,lingyangdeshihoujiufeiyaojiaofuwan,liangemingziyebuyuanyigai,yaobushiyoujifenyangmao,chengjibucuo,zheijiniansheiyuanyiyangzheta!”

jiezheshizhouqiong“busong,neiyatouzhangdebucuo,zhiyaohaohaopeiyang,yihoulianyinyeshibucuode。”

……

fuwanfangxiazhunbeiqiaomendeshou,huilefangjian,neitian,tazhidaoletayizhiyiweideqinqingyebuguoyichangliyi,duomekexiao。

caishisansuidetayiyezhijianchengzhanglehaoduohaoduo,tazhidaojiulianmingyishangdefumuyebushizhenxindeduitahao。

tacengjinghenganjitamenjiletayigejia,suoyitahennulidexuexi,rangzijijinkenengdeyouxiu,tabuxiwanglaoshimafandaotamen。

chulekaijiazhanghuitajihubuhuimafantamenshenme。

yinweitabushitamenqinshengde,zhishilingyangde,tazhiyoubianhaodeyiwuquemeiyoushihuaidequanli。

……

fuwansixuhuilai,tuikaijiamen。

“wohuilaile。”fuwankanzhezuozaishafashangdenanrenshuo。

“ng,zheicikaoshikaodezenmeyang?”xuchangniantaimoukanleyiyanfuwanwendao。

“还是第一名。”

xuchangniantingdaohaishidiyiminghouwenhedexiaozheshuo“ng,bucuo。”

fuwantingwanhou,liangebiaoqingyemeiyou,zhuanshendasuanshanglou,beizhouqionghanzhu,“dengdeng!”

fuwantouyemeihuipingjingdewen“haiyoushima?”

zhouqionglengxiaoleyixia,yuqijiansuan:“siyatou,zenme,yangnineimeduonian,haidekanniliansele?”fuwantingjianshuxidehua,yuanbentingxiadejiaobuhaobuyouyudejixu。

zhouqiongkanzhefuwanlianyigeyanshendoumeijitazhijieshanglelou。

qidezailouxiakaishipokoudama:“siyatou,nirujinyongdeshisheideqian,haihaoyisijilaoniangzhuangqiangzuoshi!”

“niyiweiniyoulianggepochengjijiunengfeitianle,zuihouhaibushibeimaideming!”

“liangemingzidoubuyuanyigai,niyiweinishiwojiaderen,laoniangxiangjiaonizounijiudezou!”

“siyatou,niyiweinishixujiadaxiaojiea,ni……”

fuwantingjianhou,lianmeiyandoumeiyoubodongyixia,fangfoshuodebushita。

shanglouhou,fuwanliluodebamenfansuo,taochugangcaideneiduierji,dakaigedan,dianjibofang。

shijieturanbiandehaoanjing,shunjiangejuelelouxiazhouqiongdemasheng。

duiyuzhouqiongdejiaoma,fuwanbiaoshi,ruguokeyi,fuwanhenxiangsongyishou《choubaguai》jizizuoduoqingdezhouqiong。

yewandetianweiweiyouxiemenre。

fuwanzuozaizhuoziqian,yonglandexiekaozhe,qiaozheerlangtui,kanzheyifudalaoyang。

坐姿很傅挽!

zuoshounazhecaogaobenbuduanshanzhe,shituquganxiezaoyi,youshoubuduandeqiaozhejianpan,diannaochuxiandeshixinxiehaodedegangqinpu,zuihoushumingw。

写完后点击了发送。

kanzheyijingfasongchenggong,fuwantingleyixiayoushou,shenchuxianxideshouzhichelechexiaofulalian。

tiezhidelalianyouxieliangyishunzhefuwanshizhihemuzhidezhifuzhidaxindi。

“shua”deyisheng,jiangxiaofuwaitaotuodiao,fanshou“pa”deyireng,zhunquewuwuderengzailechuangshang。

youzhonggantan……liangshuangduole!

屏幕亮了一下。

liluoshushu:w,nixinxiede?

W:嗯。

liluoshushu:nijiujiwole?

w:jidebaqiandaguolai。

fuwanzhishixiangshuo,haizi,niwangjilewomenshijinqianjiaoyi?

liluoshushu:nidaodiduodaa?

W:十八。

梨落殊殊:我去。

pingmulingyibiandefushujingyale,shenme,zhiyoushibasui,dazhejianpandeshouzhihuranhuanmanle。

fushuxiangdaojiaruwanwanhaizaiyeshibaleba,zheixienianwanwanzainali,guodezenmeyang?

dangnianwanwandiule,tamenjihubasuchengfanleyibian,yemeizhaodaowanwan,tamenxiangwanwanhuoxuyijingbuzaisuchengle。

W:你有意见?

liluoshushu:dalao,meiyijian!

fuwanhuranxiangdaoleshenme。

W:你是锦城人吗?

liluoshushu:bushi,sucheng。

fuwankanzheliluoshushufaguolaidexiaoxichensi,suchengshijierangjinchengde,jiranjinchengmeiyou,neime……

w:ninengchayixiasuchengxingfudezaishiyinianqiandedongtianyounajiadiushiguoyigeqisuidenverma?

fushukanzhewfaguolaidexiaoximengle,ruguobushitahewyijinghezuolesinian,tadouhuaiyiwshichatajiale。

liluoshushu:nichazheigezuoshenme?

W:找人。

liluoshushu:xingfuderenhenduo,zaineiyiniandiushiqisuinverdedoubuxiajishige,niyoushenmeteshudema?

zheixiexinximeiyinianfujiadouzaicha,fushujianzhidaobeiruliule。

fushumouzilishanguoyisiguang,wdaodizaizhaoshei?

或者W到底是谁?

w:mingjiaofuwan,zaijinchengdiushi,chuanlelansemianao,toudaibaisemaorongmao,shoushangshangbaisedemaorongshoutao。

fushukanzhewdexiaoxi,tongkongweisuo,liandasuanfaxiaoxideshoudouzhanlezhan。

挽挽!

zheigechuanzhejiushiwanwan,guoquneimeduoniantayijiujide。

suiranhaibuqueding,danfushujidongdexiangfeidaojinchengwmianqian,wentawanwanzainalile?

fushushenshoufulefuxinkou,pingfuleyixiaxinqing。

liluoshushu:wozhidaodedaoshiyouyijiafuhenishuode。