第4章

sumobuzhiyunmamaxinlidedigu,shoushihaolezhihouchulezijizhudexiwu,qudongbianzhuwuxiangxiankankanzijidechongxiduixiang,gangzoudaodongwumenkou,yigexiaogeziyuanlianshaoniancongwulicuanchulai,jitajianli:“xiaodefangyan,jianguofuren!”

sumoshoulituozheyizhongjialelingquanshuidemeiguifengmilu,wenhedeshuo:“qilaiba,zheishiwomencongshangshufudailaidemeiguifengmilu,heshuishi,jiayichijinqu,runhoujieke,jiangjunwuliranletanpen,zheifengmilunengjiangtanhuodezaoqi,ninaquba,jijiangjunchongshuihe。”

fangyankankantuopanlimeiguifengmiluxiamiandeehuangsedexiaojian,zhidaozheishigonglilaide,neijiushitaihoushangcide,tachuitougongshenshuangshoujieguo:“xiaodexieguofuren!”

gonglidedongxi,daduoshihaodongxi,suibukeqingyijinkou,danruoshiwudu,heshixiongdeyinshibuxiangchong,daoyekeyirangshixiongduoshaohedian。

kuangqie,tashouzaishixiongshenbian,ruoshizheisushinvxinhuaipocexiangduhaishixiong,taqihuifaxianbule?

neixinshenchu,taduoshaoyouxiezibaoziqidexiangfa:qishishixiongxianzai,yebupaxiaoxiaodedu,bijing,tineigenghendedudouhaizai。

fangyanlianshangdaizhewuhaidechunzhenxiao:“daihuijiangjunxinglai,xiaodebianchongjijiangjunhe,bugufufurendehaoyi。”

zheigexiaosiduisumodetaidu,suanshiweiyiyigemeiyoudiyide。sumobujuedexinxi,daoshijuedeyouxieguiyi,tameiyouduoshuo,ganjintuilechuqu,zuoshangmenkouderuanjiao,qugebideshengguogongfulijizhuduodezhangbeimenqingan。

tayuanbenxiangzhe,yaobuyaodaijigeyizi,tingyunmamadeyisi,zheijiweiyizizhishirenledajiangjunzuoyifu,suiranyexinglesheng,danshibingfeishengjiaren,pingshiyejihubuqushengguogongfu,sumoxinzhongtanleyisheng,zheijigeerzidechujing,bizijihaoyidiudiu,yejiuyidiudiu。

duoyishiburushaoyishi,neibianbudaijigeyizile。

zhishi,gushenqianwangshengguogongfu,zongyouyizhonggushenchuangguandetantebuan,laojuedejinri,pashibuhuineimehaoguo。

自然不会好过。

wenmingjumenkouzhanzhedezhoumama,tingshuoshishengguogongfurenshenbiandexinfuzhiren,zheiweimamachuanzhezanglansezhaixiudaao,xiashenshikuandadelanchouqun,yuanxingdefajishangchalediancuijinchai,tongtideqipai,buxiangshiguanshimama,daoxiangshiguanjiadefuren。

zhoumamashishengguogongfurencongniangjiadailaidepeifang,rujinzaishengguogongfuyeshihouzhaiguanshimamadiyiren,kandaojidajiangjunchongxidesushinvcongwenmingjuzuoruanjiaochulai,yiliandejuao:“wushaofurendaoshihuixiangfu,jinriquguogongfubaijianzhangbei,yeyaotuodazuoruanjiao。”

chudongdelingchen,qishitianhenleng,sumoyuanbenzuozairuanjiaoshangguojinlejiamiandepifeng,xiaoliansuozaidoumaoli,haixiangmihuieryan,tingdaomenkouzheipozikebodeshengyin,taxiayishidezuozheleshenzi。

taizheruanjiaodesigecuzhuangdepoziganjintingxiajiaobu,yunmamashangqianlaijizhoumamaxianfuli:“laojiejiehao!laojiejieguolaizheimezao,daoshiwomendaimanninle!”yunmamataidufeichangqianbei。

zhoumamashenhoudaileqibagedaxiaoyahuan,shouliyitiaoxiuhuadapaziyihui:“jinrishiqushengjiabaijianzhangbei,haiqingwushaofurenxialaibuxingguoqu,caishixiaobeibaijianzhangbeigaiyoudeqianxunzhili。”lidoubulimianqianqushenfulideyunmama。

yunmamalianshangganga,xinliwunai。

shangshufubujierguniangzuolian,peijiazhiyoutadaizhelianggexiaoyahuan,rujinbianshixiangjierguniangchengchangzi,liangenengbangchendexiaoyatoudoumeiyoua!

sumoqingkeyisheng:“neijiuxialaizouba,yunmama,fubenfurenxialai。”

sumoxinzhongbuxie,zheilishidajiangjunfu,tashitaihouxialeyizhidedajiangjunfuren,zheigelaopozijitaxiamawei,shigeshenmeyisi?nanbuchengguogongfudexiaren,nengzaidajiangjunfuzuoweizuofu?

renzhexinzhongbukuai,tafuzheyunmamadeshouxialeruanjiao,gangzuoruanjiaoshihaigantangudaineizaichuangemendounengzuoruanjiao,haizhenshishehuadehen,budaosanfenzhong,bianbeiguogongfulihaideguanshimamajinianxialai,haizhenshi,youdiantixiaojiefei。

sumolengzheyizhangqiaolian,fuzheyunmama,kuankuanzouxiangneiweizhoumama:“mamayouli,qingdailuba。”shenhouzhigenyoutuozhetuopandechunxi,

shuoshiyouli,tatingzhijibei,tuiwandoubudaiwandefuyan。

zhoumamaxiangxunchi,youxiangjinrizheisushinvdaoleguogongfuriziyebuhuihaoguo,jiurangtadaizhezheiguzixiaozhangqubaijianfulidezhuzi,qibuhao?

zhoumamadimeiyanshilexinzhongdesuanji,shaoweidiledijianbang:“wushaofuren,qing!”

zhoumamadaizhesumoyanzheyoulangwangdongbianzou,shenhouyunmama:zenmebushichujiangjunfujinguogongfuma?zheishiyaozouxiaojiaomen?talalaguniangdexiuzi,dishengshuolejiju。

sumozhengzouzhedejiaobudunzhu:“qingwenmama,zheishiqugebidexiaoluma?”

zhoumamajibeiyijiang,huishenjieshi:“huiwushaofuren,dajiangjunfuzicongwushaoyebingdao,bianbimenxieke,zhengmenhenjiudoumeiyoukaile,laonuyeshiweiwushaofurenzhexiang,congzheilidaoguogongfushouantang,buguoliangkezhong,zuishibianli。”

sumosousuoleyixia,naiheyuanshenjiyizhongmeiyouzheifangmiandeneirong,tawunai,bahuashuodaoqianmian:“yiqiedoutingmamade,neijiuanmamashuodezuoba。”

zhoumamaxinlibushufu,zenmejiaodoutingtade?zheihuatou,xiangshiyaojizijiwakeng?heng!tayiweitashishei,sujiayigejiaqianjin,jindeshiguogongfuerfang,jizijiwakeng?tayepei?

zhoumamahaobuzaiyisumohualiyouhua,zhuanshendaizhesumoyixingren,congdajiangjunfuxiaojiaomenchuqu,zouguoyitiaohouxiang,buxingconglingwaiyigexiaomenjinru,yanzheyigehehuachiyouzouleyikezhong,bianlaidaoyigekuolangdedayuanzi,yuanziwaimianyigexiaoyuanzi,limianshicuzhuangdelamei,qinglengdechenfengzhong,yinyinchuanlaimeihuadeqingxiang。

qiangjiaoshuzhimei,linghanduzikai,sumozhanzhujiao,qingqingxiulexiukongqizhonglameidexiangqi,xinxiang:zheijiushibainianguogongfudediyun?sihu,yebuzenmeyang。

bushisumokanqingguogongfu,congxiaomenjinlaidaozoudaozheili,zheiyilushang,hehuachiliangbiandeshumukuyeluojin,ruoshibainianguogongfu,bugaiyouneizhongsijichangqingdemingguishuzhongma?

meiyouleshumudezhedang,hehuachidongbiangaogaodidideyigegeyuanzi,yuanyuankanshangqushenzhiyouxieyongji,zheiyuanzidejingzhi,haiburushangshufusujia,sumoxinzhonghengliangleyifan,anjingdezhanzheshouantangmenkou,dengzhezhoumamajinqubingbao。

zhoumamazuzuquleliangkezhong,sumoshuangshoulongzaipifengli,shenqingdanrandekanzheshouantangjigedazi,bujibuzao。

conghehuachidongbianluluxuxuyouzoulaijigefuren,shenbianduoshaodoudaizheyahuanpozide,cuyongzhelaidaoshouantang,zhanzhesumodeshenhou。

yigenianqingfurenqingxiao:“he,haiyiweilaiwanleni,yuanlaixinfuhaimeiyoujindequshouantangdamena?wusaosao,ninshibushilaiwanle,beizumufazhanlea?”

sumowenyan,zhuanshenhuitoulengyankanyigechuanzhedanhongsepifengde**,nei**xiongkouyizhi,zhijuedebeimieshile,naoxiudehan:“nikanshenme?niyiweinimenfenjiachuqudanguo,jiunengbulaishouantangjizumuqingan?yibixiebuchulianggeshengzi,bianshinimenfenfudanguo,yebuguoshishengjiaerfangyigewushaoye,haizhendangzijishidajiangjunfuren?baishenmejiazi?”

sumo:tashuoshenmelema?

tashimeiyoushuo,danshiyanshenzhongneizhongmiaoshiyiqiedeaoran,cidezheijiweibeijuzaiguogongfudexiaoxifumendouxinlibuleyi,wushaoyeneibian,nandelaiguogongfu,cikebushuojiju,pashixiacixiangshuojijunantingde,yededengdaoguonianle,buruxianzaishuojiju,chuchuxinzhongdebiemen!

yigenianlingdaxiedefurenpixiaoroubuxiaodekaiqiang:“laoqijiade,nishaoshuojiju,zanmenshengjiarujinkejiuzhizhezheiweifenfudanguodedajiangjunni,niruoshidezuileniwusao,jianglaiwuditingshuole,bupajinixiaoxiechuan?”

yigeyahuansihushihaoyitixingsumo:“wushaofuren,zheiweishisanfangdesanshaofuren,shininsansao。”

sumodandandengleyisheng,bingbukaikou。

shengjiasanshaofurenlianshangguabuzhu,lengchaorefeng:“ai,wojianeiweisuiranshiwushaoyedexiongzhang,sheirangtabuzhengqi,zhishigeliupinshulingni?qieshenjianledajiangjunfuren,doudexianqingan,dajiangjunfuren,ninzuoyeshuidekehao?ruoshizaishengjiayounalibuzizaidedifang,zhiguanlaizhaozumu,zumuhuijinichengyaode!”

luxuyouguolaijigeqingandefuren,yuanyuantingdaosanshaofurenwen“zuoyeshuidekehao”,dounapaziwuzhezuixiao。

yunmamaxiangshangquhuzhezijizhuzi,beisumotaiqishouzuzhi,weixiaozhefulefu:“yuanlaishisansaozi,jinrichujian,buzhininrucihaowan,sansaozuoye,keshuidedehao?”

shengjiasanshaoshenbian,yiqisiqie,sanshaofurenyinxingzigengzhi,jingchanghesanshaoyezhengzhichaonao,sanshaoyeyijingjinianbujinzhengqideyuanzi,shengjiasheirenbuzhi?sumozheijuhuayichu,gengduoderenwuzhezuixiaole。

sanshaofurenjuedebeixiluole,borandanu:“nizheixiaoyatou,taibuzhishenqian,woshihaoxinwenhouni,niqiganquxiaoxiluowo?sujianv,jiushizheizhongjiaoyang?”

sumobuzhizheifurenhefujunbuhexie,zhishikantayandiwuqingzhedouzhebuzhu,suoyicaiguyizheimeyiwen,kantaxiangpofuyiyangfabiao,daoshixihandehen,haomenshaofuren,jiuzhei?

taweiweiyixiao,taiduchengken:“sansaozi,ninyandiwuqing,kouzhongyouyiwei,yinggaishiganhuotaishengdaozhi,ganhuoshengbianrongyicheyezhanzhuan,wufaanmian,ninruoshiaixizijideshenzi,jiuganjinquqinggehaodafudiaoyangdiaoyang,kebiedanwuchengledabing。”yanshenzhong,shi**luodechaofeng。

zhongrenhongxiao,douyiweishixinxifuguyizaizuzhousanshaofuren,sanshaofurenpingrilijiuzuisui,butaorenxihuan,ciketabeizuzhou,zhongrendougeanguanhuo。

sumoshangbeizishiyaba,shuobuchuhua,danshi,ruoshizairenqunzhonghuozheshejiaochanghebeiweinan、beixiaohua、shenzhibeiruma,taxinlikeshiyijuhaigeshijubajude,zhikexiyinweishuobuchulai,duifangtingbudaobale,cikezheizhongxiangshenmejiunengshuoshenmedeganjue,kezhenhaoa!shuang!

sumohezhang,xiangtianbailebai:ganxielaotianyerangtachuanyuedaoyigeshentizhengchangdenvrentinei,nengchaojiadeganjue,zhenshitaihaole!

sanshaofurenkantashenshentaotaode,lianshangnuqigengshen,hedao:“shenshentaotaode,niganmani?”

sumobashuangshoujiaowozaiyaofu,xiaoxixide:“e,wozaiganxielaotianyeni。”ganxielaotianyeshenme?tabushuo。

sanshaofurenbeisumodiaozhe,youqiyouji,xiangshuoshenme,zhongshijuedediulian,yishuaishouzhongpazi:“kannidaihuijianlezhangbeiyezheimelingyalichi!budongguiju,ziyourenjiaoniguiju!”

sumohengxiaoyisheng,buzaishuohua,zhuanguoshen,laolaoshishidejixudeng。