噗！
chufengyizhenxiaqu，laozhezhangkoubiantuchuleyidakouheisewuxue，zhuangkuanghezhiqianjiweixiangsi。
“爷爷！”
“老爷！”
jiandaozheiyimu，zhangyimanhelinyimiansedunshidabian，zhangyimangengshichaochufengnumuershi，henbunengshalechuhe，jianjiaodao：“wojiuzhidao，niguoranshifeiwuyige！”
erliuzihuijiandaozheiyimu，zeshizuijiaoqiaoqi，shuangyandaliang，yilianqiexiyinxiao，tazhengchoubuzhidaozenmejiangchenlaozhisidezerentuichuqu，xianzaichufengzheigetizuiyangquezhudongzhanchulaile。
“jiranruci，neijiubieguaiwole。”
liuzihuixinzhonglengxiao，suihoudahedao：“xiaozi，nijingranganmouhaizhanglao，jianzhizuibukeshu！”
“lairen！bazheixiaozizhuaqilai，tinghoufaluo，woyaorangtayisixiezui！”
liuzihuizhuangzuobeifenzhijidinuhou，dashouyihui，zhiqianbeihongfeideneiqibagexizhuangbaobiao，qiqinuhe，jiuyaochaochufengdongshoupulai，yilianxiongshenesha。
jiuzaizheishi，hunmizhizhongdelaozhehuoranzhengkaishuangyan，zhanqishenlai，lishenghechidao：“doujiwozhushou！wokansheiganduixiaoshenyidongshou！”
“退下！”
laozheweiyawubideshengyindunshixiangqi。
mianduilaozhenuhe，neiqibagexizhuangbaobiaodunshihedeyijiling，jimangditourencuo，huangkongshifen。
erzhangyimanhelinyijiandaoyimu，xianshiyileng，suihoudunshiluchukuangxizhise。
laozhezheijisangzizhongqishizu，nalixiangshishenmedabingzhiren。
“yeye，nin，ninmeishile？”
zhangyimanyiliankuangxi，releiyingkuang，pudaolaozhehuaizhongtongkuqilai：“yeye，nidoubuzhidao，ganggangdoukuaibawohesile。”
linyiyeshishenshensongleyikouqi，eryipangdeliuzihuiliansequehuranbiandewubinankan。
dangtakandaochufeng，linyidengrentoulaidebiyiyanshenzhishi，liansezhanghongwubi。
youqishidangtaxiangdaozijizhigaoqiang，kanbuqichufengdeyishu，matashifeiwu，jieguoxianzaiquebeihenhendalianshi，gengshixiukuizhiji，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu！
chufengshifeiwu，neitaqibushilianfeiwudouburu？
“guaisunnv，bukule，yeyemeishile。”
laozhefumozhezhangyimandexiufa，weixiaoanweidao。
tadanmodeyanshensaoguoliuzihui，guangshiyigeyanshenjiuhedetahunshenzhandou，liangtuidazhan。
suihou，taniutoukanxiangchufeng，gongshouganjidao：“duoxiexiaoshenyijiumingzhien，zheizhangwubaiwandezhipiaohaiqingxiaoshenyibuyaoxianqi，jiudangshibaochou。”
shuozhe，zhangchengdeconghuaizhongquchuleyizhangwubaiwanzhipiao。
raner，chufengqueyaoleyaotou。
zhangchengdexianshiyileng，suihouxiaodao：“bukuishishenyi，guorangaofengliangjie，daoshiwotangtule。”
“shenmegaofengliangjieya，yeye，taneishixianqinishoulineiwubaiwanshao。”
zheishi，zhangyimanpielepiezuibaoyuandao：“nibuzhidao，tagangcaidianmingyaoninganggangmailaideneijianfotou。”
“keke，yuanlaishizheiyangya。”
zhangchengdegangayixiaodao：“zheizunfotou，yeba，zheixiebuguoshishenwaizhiwu，qinengbideshangjiumingzhien！”
shuoba，zhangchengdebaoqijingzhidemuhe，didaolechuheshouzhong。
shuoshizheimeshuo，danzheibijingshijiqianwandedongxi，haishinengkanchuzhangchengdehezhangyimanerrenlianshangderoutongzhise。
youqishizhangyiman，jiandaochufengdeshi，gengshiqideyayangyang，yaoyaqiechididengzhechuhe。
chuheshunshoujieguo，dakaimuxiang，zhijianqizhongzhenganjingditangzheyizunshixiangfotou。
“zheijianfotoushiwobujiuqianzaiyigepaimaihuishangpaixiade，juwoduoniandeguwanjingyan，congzheifotoubiaomianfenghuabanjiedetuxiu，haiyoushangbiandeyanliao，keyikanchu。”
“zheinaishiyizunwudaishiguoshiqidefoxiangfotou，xiangwangchuzhimulimianchutude，hemiguofuliermeishuguanshouzangdeneijizungengshishensi。”
yitandaoguwanjianbao，zhangchengdebianlailexingzhi，kankanertan，xuanyaozijideyanguangdao：“yinci，zheizunfotoushenzhikeyishuoshixiaoguobaojibie！wuqianwannengpaidao，keyishuoshijiandaloule。”
raner，dangchuhejiandaozheifotouzhihou，queshiluchulelengxiao。
“jianlou？wokannibeikengcanlecaidui。”
砰！
shuoba，chufenghuranjiangmuxiangzhizhongdefotouquchu，zadaoledimianzhishang，zhitingpengdiyishengxiang，jiazhiwuqianwan，beizhangchengdepingjiaweixiaoguobaodefotouhongransuilie，sifenwulie。
“xiaoshenyi，nizheishizuoshenme？”
zhangchengdeyishengjinghu，routongwubi。
qitazhongrencishigengshimengbi，danaofameng，wuqianwandefotoujiuzheimebeihuile？
“heng，xianbiezheji，zheifotoushijiade，nibeibierenpianle。”
chufengbuhuanbumandihuidadao。
假的？
zhangchengdemeitouzhouqi，xianranbuxin。
“jiade？nidongbudongya，xiangnizheizhongxiangbalao，zheibeizidoumeijianguoshangqianwandegudong！”
jiandaofotoubeihui，zhangyimanjiuqibudayichulai，gaoangzhexiaba，yilianbuxiedechaochuhehandao：“kuangqie，woyeyekeshijianbaodajia，jianguowushuguwan，pingniyeganshuowoyeyedeshangyandedongxishijiade？jianzhijiushihushuobadao！”
“woshuoshijiadejiushijiade，niaixinbuxin。”
楚风淡漠开口。
不懂？
开玩笑！
chufengqianshikeshizonghenghuanyudewudixianzun，yitadejianshijianzhizenmekenengbudong？
zheizunfotou，chufengzhikanleyiyanjiuzhidaoshigeyanpin！
buguo，chufenghedengshenfenhexinxing，zenmehuihezheizhongxiaonvhaiyibanjianshi。
shuoba，chuheyebuguzhangyimanneiqidehuazhiluanzhandeshenqing，fushencongmandisuipianzhizhongjianqiyigeyuanzhuzhuangdewuti。
“zheimeizhuzizhizhongyunhanwubijingchunbangbodefomenfali，mofeishifotuosheli？”
chufengshuangyanyiliang，suihouyunzhuanxinfa，yisijingchundenengliangdunshicongshelizhizhongyongchu，liuruchufengtinei，sanrusizhibaihaizhizhong，lingtafangfopaozaiwenquanzhizhongyibanshufu，roushenbuduanfashengbianhua。
咔吧！咔吧！
shuxizhihou，chufenghuodongroushen，yanmouzhizhongshanguoyidaozhuore。
“guoranshifotuosheli！zhishixishouleqizhongyisidenengliang，jiulingwodeshentiqiangduheliliangbaozhangshubei！”
“wozhiqiandeshentitaiguoleiruo，suibianyigebaobiaojiunengbawodabai，danshixianzai，xishouleyisishelinengliangqianghuaroushenzhihou，jiusuantamenquanshang，doubushiwodeduishou！”
chufengganshouzhetineidebaozhaliliang，luchuzixinwubidexiaorong。
“yi！laoye，nikanzheishishenme？”
jiuzaicishi，baobiaolinyi，turanfaxianleshenme，congmandisuipianzhongjianqileyikuaitiepian，jiaodaolezhangchengdedeshouzhong。
zhangchengdedunshizhouqimeitou，shixiangfotouzhizhongzenmehuiyoutiepianzheizhongdongxi？
“mofei……”taxinzhongfuxianchuyisibuxiangdeyugan。
xiayishun，zhangchengdejiangshouzhongdetiepianfanleguolai，zhijianshangbianheranxiezheyixingxiaozi。
“chenqiaosheng，wuzinian，bingchenyuesuozhi。”
yijianci，zhangchengdedelianseshuadibiandenankanwubi，wuzinianbingchenyueshierlinglingbaniansiyue，julixianzailianershiniandoumeiyou！