第1章 你妈没教你怎么说话吗

“jiannucai,haibuganjinqilai!”yizhijiaohenhenchuaizaileguqiangweideshenshang,bansuizhenumahechisheng,shushuideshaonvbukuaidirouleroubizi。

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“ni……”tanumuershi。

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“pa!”tahuayinweiluo,lianshangbianaileyibazhang。

guqiangweixiaolexiao,qingshengdao:“ze,nishichishizhangdademe?zenmezuibazheimezang?”

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jiuhaoxiang……wanquanbianlegeren!

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guqiangweihaosikanbujianyiban,manmanyouyoudihuanhaoyifu,zheicaipianpianzhuanshen。

“aiyo,nihaizaizheilini?zenmexianggebaitiaozhuside?”tafengcileliangju,youpailepainaomen,haoxiangcaixiangdaoshenmeside,“zheitiansuiranyijingkaichunle,danhaishilengdehen,meimeiniyao**wodeyifuba?”

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“aiyo,jinijini,qiaonilengde!”guqiangweihaoxindibapoyifudileguoqu。

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“nishuawo?”yahuanborandanu。

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“nijinggan……”yahuanbaozhegebozhisesuo,qidezuichundoufazile。

“zheijiurenbulele?congqiannizenmeduiwode,niwangleme?”guqiangweidouranshoulexiaoyi,shenshoupailepaitabingliangdejiantou,buqingbuzhongdidao,“zheibizhang,womenyihouzaisuan,xianzaizhishishoudianlixi。”

shuozhe,tabianyouyouyangyangdizoulechuqu。

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xianzaitashuo,tayaobaochoule……

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tacaiyaoleyikou,bianxiaozhemiqilaiyanjingdao:“aiyo,gushihouwugonghaiwuwuran,dongxijiushihaochiya……”

“jiejie,nizaizheilizuoshenme!haibukuaikuaiqukaichunyanshang,huangshangdouyaodaole,nihaibulai,nandaoyaozhuzimendengwomenzheixiexiarenma?”yigexiaoyahuankanjiantadefushi,bianshangqianlailata。

kaichunyan?dui,shiyouzheimehuishi。

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xiaoyahuankanjianguqiangweidelianbianheleyitiao,“jun……guqiangwei!zenmeshini!”